No Usagi, Bad Usagi!

#27
35: Ami, there is no need to dissect the Silver Millennium's economic system or to interrogate Luna about their foreign and domestic policies. Really.
 

sworded

Well-Known Member
#28
35a. There is also no need to dissect Luna or any other sentient being.
 
#29
35b: No she is not covering up war crimes and atrocities committed by the Silver Millennium! Stop being so suspicious!
 

Prince Charon

Well-Known Member
#30
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
35b: No she is not covering up war crimes and atrocities committed by the Silver Millennium! Stop being so suspicious!
:snigger: Recalling Luna's behavior in anime and fanon make the above even funnier.
 
#31
36: I will never buy Luna catnip again.
36a: Or speak of what happened when I did.
36b: What catnip?

37: Not all of my problems can be solved by throwing a girder at them.
37a: Or a car.
37b: Or a train.
37c: Or an aircraft.
37d: Mass destruction in general is not an answer to all my problems, and I should remember this.

38: The Silver Millenium did not have ritual orgies every Friday night, and I should not tell new Senshi this.

39: Yes there was a Sailor Scout for Pluto. No I should not mock her when I meet her.
39a: Do other dwarf planets have Senshi? ~Usagi
39b:Ah... I'll get back to you on that... ~Luna

40: There is no Sailor Krypton or Sailor Vulcan.
 
#32
41. Despite what the games may say jewelery doesn't power up the senshi.
41b. No more robbing Jewelers and claiming it's for the greater good.
41c. That means you Usagi! Put down the Hairpins now!
 

sworded

Well-Known Member
#33
42. Throwing Luna at an enemy is not a valid attack.
42a. Nor is shoveing her into an enemy's clothing.
42b. Or swinging her at the enemy by her tail.
42c. We might be able to negotiate something involveing a magical transformation into a Battle Cat type form.

43. No using the Disguise Pen to turn into a Giant, monsterous or otherwise.
43a. No using it to look like dead celebrities either.
43b. Or live ones without Luna's prior approval.

44. No eating the hearts or other organs of your enemies to gain their strength.
44a. Drinking their blood or other body fluids is also out of the question.
44b. No wearing pieces of their remains either.
 

Elvarein

Well-Known Member
#34
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
36: I will never buy Luna catnip again.
36a: Or speak of what happened when I did.
36b: What catnip?
A Cat is NOT Fine too!!!!
 

The Ero-Sennin

The Eyes of Heaven
Staff member
#35
45. Todd Ingram is dead, you won't get a cent back for any of the damages incurred.
 

Crusader

Well-Known Member
#36
46. Sailor Moon should stop saying : "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!" whenever she reveals herself to her enemies and stop dual-wielding .45 automatics.

47. Forcing all of the Sailor Senshi to dress up as the Shadow when fighting crime and the minions of Chaos are hereby prohibited.
 

Wharpt

Well-Known Member
#37
48. Usagi, that is NOT a proper use of the Moon Kaleidoscope!
 

Flamewolf

Well-Known Member
#38
49: ichigo is not a substitue sailormoon, so stop calling him when you don't want to fight
49a: it doesn't matter what the last loop says
 

Crusader

Well-Known Member
#39
50. Usagi, for the last time: Your Opening Theme Is Not Youth Gone Wild by Skid Row!
 

The Ero-Sennin

The Eyes of Heaven
Staff member
#40
51. KEEP OFF THE FUCKING TWITTER!
 

Ordo

Well-Known Member
#42
Crusader said:
10. Magical weapons are not paperweights or to be used as a doorstop.
Luna: "Usagi...are you using the Infinity Gauntlet as an oven mitt?"

Usagi: ".....maybe...."
 
#43
52: <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/435276/1/Red_Moon' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Red Moon</a> is not canon and you should stop trying to browbeat Setsuna into making it so.
52a: Ditto for <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6362397/1/Beautiful_Destroyer_Sailor_Moon' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon</a>...
52b: Why are you even bringing up Yuri's Revenge?
 
#44
53: Haruhka is not allowed to film the transformation.
53b: All her videos of it are to be confiscated.
53c: No this does not mean you Michiru.

54: No asking Pluto who to bet on
54b: Nor are you to ask her for a ride in her TARDIS
54c: Just because the gates of Time can see all she does not 'like to watch'

55: No going through the Youma's remains to find spare change
55b: No goading the vending Youma's into givingyou free snacks

56: Sailor Moon is not the most powerful because she 'Kill steals' and gets all EXP

57: No telling Haruka that the children on the cross walk is worth 1000 points.

58: The civilians are not for level grinding

59: Hotaru does not control 'The little death' what ever that means
59b: Haruka looked it up, anyone who mentions it in front of Hotaru will be on their own.

60: Usagi is not a 'team killing fucktard'
60b: Stop telling Usagi to yell 'Leroy Jenkins'
 

Typhonis

Well-Known Member
#45
61: There WAS no Noodle Incident.

62: Luna will not transform into a winged unicorn and bring darkness to all the Earth.
62b: Ami stop watching My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.

62c: Usagi no transforming yourself into Pinkie Pie either.

63: You sure as hell may not watch TTGL!!!!!!!
 

Glimmervoid

Well-Known Member
#46
64: Luna does not have a mother fetish.
64b: Even if she was found sleeping with, ahem, 'advising' Queen Serenity while in human form.
64c: And Ikuko Tsukino.
 

The Ero-Sennin

The Eyes of Heaven
Staff member
#48
65. Sailor Senshi do not currently rule or influence human governments. Usagi, if I catch you trying to jump the fence into North Korea one more time...
 

Leonite

Well-Known Member
#49
66: For the last time Usagi, there is no Sailor Gillafery.

66a: Because being time lords is enough!

66b: Nor are there Sailor Senshi Daleks. Who got Usagi to watch Doctor Who recently?
 

Wharpt

Well-Known Member
#50
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
54c: Just because the gates of Time can see all she does not 'like to watch'
Wanna bet? Where do you think Haruka got her original transformation videos from?
 
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