Akamatsuverse Now You Can Panic

[TenguPhule]

Now You Can Panic
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Chapter 1: Deny Everything
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"Oooo..."

Damn. His head hurt. His head hurt a lot. What had happened?

"Look, he's finally waking up!"

"Sempai!"

"Keitaro! Keitaro! Wake up!"

{Keitaro? Who's Keitaro?}

"Suu! Don't use that! It'll make him feel worse!"

"Ara ara!"

"Urashima, are you feeling better?"

{Is that...my name?}

One eyelid cautiously peeked open.

Seven concerned faces looked back down at him.

"Keitaro!"

"Na-Narusegawa?"

{My voice? What's wrong with it? I sound so strange.}

"Oh my, Urashima is so unlucky."

"Otohime...Mutsumi?"

{How do I know their names? They're not...I'm not...I...can't remember.}

There was a blank space in his mind, as if someone had taken
a slate and wiped it clean with a dirty cloth. Only random bits
and pieces remained that didn't seem to make any sense at all.

Something about bullwhips-

"Gaaaahh!!"

The breath was suddnely blasted out of his lungs as 40 kilos
of frenzied blonde energy cannonballed right on top of his chest.

"Hang in there Keitaro!"

"Cough! *Gasp* Cough!"

"Suu!!"

Naru grabbed the younger girl by her arms
and pulled her off the now blue faced young man.

"Why is this happening to me?"

"Are you alright, Urashima?"

The tall girl in the martial arts gi looked slightly embarrassed.

"I think so...Motoko?"

>Yet another work in progress...

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

MOAR

 

[EagleCeres]

indeed, we are wantom to know what got him there, what happened and where this is going

*files form M04R in triplicate*

 

[Pirazy]

Uhm.. didn't really get it but it sounds interesting

Btw, I know Kaolla is small and all but 15kg might be a little.. anorexic? She's a 15-year old girl after all, I dunno about what she'd weigh in at but I'd expect atleast something in the 40kg-something range.

 

[Lord Raa]

Yes, we need more of this in order to get a better idea what you are planning with this one.

And yes, Kaolla should be weighing in at around 40-48 kg - remember to multiply you metric weight in kg by 2.2 to get it in "old money"

 

[TenguPhule]

Uhm.. didn't really get it but it sounds interesting

Btw, I know Kaolla is small and all but 15kg might be a little.. anorexic? She's a 15-year old girl after all, I dunno about what she'd weigh in at but I'd expect atleast something in the 40kg-something range.

Ah, good catch. I fracked the conversion.

 

[Zenithos]

Amnesia? Interesting. Now this begs the following questions:

1. What happened? An overdose of anesthetics from a Naru punch? Shinmeiryu Hospitality? MolMol ingenuity maybe? Or a combination of all of that?

2. When did it happen? Where in the story did Keitaro contract amnesia. This would at least allow us to gauge just how much memory loss Keitaro suffered.

3. Did he have any close relations with anyone in the story at the time? Did he forget about the said relations, if any? (This would off course be a golden opportunity for the other girls to try and refill the blank spots in Keitaro's memory with themselves. It's every girl for herself :snigger: )

And more please.

 

[bzzt3421]

Okay, is this the Ranma/Shadow mix from Another Fine Mess?

Or is it another aspect of you, that's inhabiting Keitaro's body? Like say Rowan or the Bard( the Bard is a part of the three people that make up your SI self right?).

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

HAPPOSAI IN KEITARO'S BODY

 

[PCHeintz72]

HAPPOSAI IN KEITARO'S BODY

Man, were that to occur, Happosai would have thought he had died and gone to Albaquerque, for his dream came true.

Just hope there would not be a big fat hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostral at the dorr to take away his lucky snorkle.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

I see you are a "Weird Al" Yankovic fan.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

White and Nerdy 4 life.

 

[TenguPhule]

Okay, is this the Ranma/Shadow mix from Another Fine Mess?

Or is it another aspect of you, that's inhabiting Keitaro's body? Like say Rowan or the Bard( the Bard is a part of the three people that make up your SI self right?).

This is a semi-sequel/link to Another Fine Mess.

Rowan Phoenix, Shadow, Guardian and the Bard are OCs, the first three based on a character created in a SM RPG and the Bard on a joke character created for fun in a one-shot fantasy RPG game. The SI parody parts are after the regular story chapters. So basically it's two stories in each chapter.