~the office of Dr. Daniel Jackson, Star Gate
Command, Colorado~
"Dr. Jackson, we require you and the SGC's help, it is a matter most grave!" Oma Desula practically shouted as she appeared in a cascade of light and grabbed Daniel Jackson and began to shake him about.
"Oma! What's happened?" he managed to stutter
out as he took in an extremely frazzled looking
ancient.
"One of our younglings has quite possible brought an end to life as we know it Daniel!"
"What! B..but how? Please, Oma, sit down and start from the beginning, what happened?" he said and he tried to pick up all the books and
papers that had fallen off his desk when she appeared on top of it.
"I'm sorry Daniel, it has been a very trying time for me. You may not remember, but when you first ascended you were so full of ideas. All of our younger members flocked to hear all your new plans and observations, it had been so long since we had someone like you around, someone so full of life. Unfortunately when you returned here some were not content to go back to the way
things were."
It was at this point Daniel got a sinking feeling, kinda like when Jack got bored.
"I'm going to go out on a limb here and say somebody did something drastic. But I haven't been visited by anyone trying to get me to ascend, so what happened Oma?"
"Daniel, a small group came down here to earth, they were interested in this 'internet' you spoke of and found something called 4chan"
Yep, there was that sinking feeling again, except it was followed by curiosity.
"Oma, what's wrong with a few kids looking getting on the internet, there are plenty of them already on it?"
"Everything! Nothing good came of it!"
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~Headquarters of Scientology~
What was going on could only be explained as Absolute Pandemonium. Glowing ghostly squid were flitting around causing mass panic
"AAHHHH!!! MY HAIR!" oh, and one had just lit Tom Cruises hair on fire.
"IMA CHARGIN MA LAZERS!"
"Oh god, please, just leave us alone!"
"DEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" well, there goes that wall, oh and that one too, looks like someone will have a lot of explaining to do.
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~Daniel Jacksons office~
"if they had just looked Daniel then, well it wouldn't have been a problem. Unfortunately they all ascended when they were young and well, they
never really matured." At this point Oma broke down an started crying
"Oma, how is that a problem? What is so bad about a few kids with....ascended...powers....oh shit!"
Daniel jumped up and started pacing back and for in his office, suddenly he could feel a headache coming on
"Oma, what did they do?"
"They ascended them Daniel"
"Who did they ascend Oma?"
"All of them Daniel, they tracked down every member of this 4chan they and ascended them. At first we didn't realize what was happening, by the time we realized what was going on we where already being overrun. . . Daniel! They are
dangerous, illogical, vindictive, jittery, impulsive and they have started forming
hive minds of a complexity we have never been able to achieve."
It was at that moment a young officer went running by screaming bloody murder as someone that in Daniel's opinion looked like a secret service agent chased after him "Come back Mr. Anderson, we have much to discuss"
"Oma, what was that?"
"Daniel, that is, was, High Chancellor Argon, these newly ascended menaces tore down our Council of Elders and put someone they called 'Moot' in charge, when Argon protested one of them stabbed him and he turned into that. He is uncontrollable and is constantly seeking someone he calls 'Mr. Anderson', we aren't sure what he wants with this Anderson person."
Well that is what i have so far, it's an idea that came to me while i was low on sleep and a bit high on some pain meds.
basically when you ascend you are kinda stuck at what age you started at and so you've got a bunch of 'kids' by he standards of ancients running around causing all sorts of havoc as the track down /b/tards and all other members of 4chan and anonymous to ascend. they all think it's great fun, they haven't had this much fun since they started all those legends about the dangers of 'Fey' creatures and all the other fairy folk a few hundred years ago.
meanwhile all these tards are rapidly outnumbering and taking over.
Command, Colorado~
"Dr. Jackson, we require you and the SGC's help, it is a matter most grave!" Oma Desula practically shouted as she appeared in a cascade of light and grabbed Daniel Jackson and began to shake him about.
"Oma! What's happened?" he managed to stutter
out as he took in an extremely frazzled looking
ancient.
"One of our younglings has quite possible brought an end to life as we know it Daniel!"
"What! B..but how? Please, Oma, sit down and start from the beginning, what happened?" he said and he tried to pick up all the books and
papers that had fallen off his desk when she appeared on top of it.
"I'm sorry Daniel, it has been a very trying time for me. You may not remember, but when you first ascended you were so full of ideas. All of our younger members flocked to hear all your new plans and observations, it had been so long since we had someone like you around, someone so full of life. Unfortunately when you returned here some were not content to go back to the way
things were."
It was at this point Daniel got a sinking feeling, kinda like when Jack got bored.
"I'm going to go out on a limb here and say somebody did something drastic. But I haven't been visited by anyone trying to get me to ascend, so what happened Oma?"
"Daniel, a small group came down here to earth, they were interested in this 'internet' you spoke of and found something called 4chan"
Yep, there was that sinking feeling again, except it was followed by curiosity.
"Oma, what's wrong with a few kids looking getting on the internet, there are plenty of them already on it?"
"Everything! Nothing good came of it!"
*****************************************
~Headquarters of Scientology~
What was going on could only be explained as Absolute Pandemonium. Glowing ghostly squid were flitting around causing mass panic
"AAHHHH!!! MY HAIR!" oh, and one had just lit Tom Cruises hair on fire.
"IMA CHARGIN MA LAZERS!"
"Oh god, please, just leave us alone!"
"DEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" well, there goes that wall, oh and that one too, looks like someone will have a lot of explaining to do.
*******************************************
~Daniel Jacksons office~
"if they had just looked Daniel then, well it wouldn't have been a problem. Unfortunately they all ascended when they were young and well, they
never really matured." At this point Oma broke down an started crying
"Oma, how is that a problem? What is so bad about a few kids with....ascended...powers....oh shit!"
Daniel jumped up and started pacing back and for in his office, suddenly he could feel a headache coming on
"Oma, what did they do?"
"They ascended them Daniel"
"Who did they ascend Oma?"
"All of them Daniel, they tracked down every member of this 4chan they and ascended them. At first we didn't realize what was happening, by the time we realized what was going on we where already being overrun. . . Daniel! They are
dangerous, illogical, vindictive, jittery, impulsive and they have started forming
hive minds of a complexity we have never been able to achieve."
It was at that moment a young officer went running by screaming bloody murder as someone that in Daniel's opinion looked like a secret service agent chased after him "Come back Mr. Anderson, we have much to discuss"
"Oma, what was that?"
"Daniel, that is, was, High Chancellor Argon, these newly ascended menaces tore down our Council of Elders and put someone they called 'Moot' in charge, when Argon protested one of them stabbed him and he turned into that. He is uncontrollable and is constantly seeking someone he calls 'Mr. Anderson', we aren't sure what he wants with this Anderson person."
Well that is what i have so far, it's an idea that came to me while i was low on sleep and a bit high on some pain meds.
basically when you ascend you are kinda stuck at what age you started at and so you've got a bunch of 'kids' by he standards of ancients running around causing all sorts of havoc as the track down /b/tards and all other members of 4chan and anonymous to ascend. they all think it's great fun, they haven't had this much fun since they started all those legends about the dangers of 'Fey' creatures and all the other fairy folk a few hundred years ago.
meanwhile all these tards are rapidly outnumbering and taking over.