Bleach Peer Review Omake Thread

2D Captain Soi Fon to Yoruichi-sama:

Yoruichi-sama, I must make a request of you: Please take over the Second Division and lead them as you did before. I am afraid I will be indisposed for the next nine months...

Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Kurosaki Isshin:

Hey Dad, the patients are coming in. Why aren't you up? Also, we can't find Captain Unohanaaaaaahhhhhhh?!!!

Kurosaki Isshin to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:

Unworthy son! Come to your father's bosom, and bask in my manliness! Seems your old man has a few tricks up his sleeve regarding women, eh? OW! OW! OWWW!

Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Bastard Father:

I never, ever want to see you having sex with Captain Unohana AGAIN. Good morning Unohana-san, do you need any breakfast?

Captain Unohana Retsu to Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo:

Oh, that would be lovely Ichigo. And you can just call me Retsu if you like.

Shinigami Representative Kurosaki Ichigo to Captain Unohana Retsu:

Ah... Sure...
 
4D 4th Seat Mutsumi Otohime to 10D Lt. Matsumoto

Forgive my temerity, Lieutenant, but it has come to my attention that you have been stalking my- That is, stalking one Keitaro Urashima.

I must respectfully ask you to cease and desist this at once, before the poor thing ends up here.
((Sorry if I misspelled her name or something))
 

grant

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Lt. Matsumoto to 4th Seat Otohime

Oh, so sorry to interfere. I just thought that Kei-chan would like to spend timeá with a real woman who doesn't constantly float between Earth and Soul Society
A little while later...
Lt. Matsumoto to anyone listening
Help meee! They're in my hair! The turtles are in my hair and they're eating it!
If we are going to do a crossover I suggest we keep it to a max of ten posts.


On a related note I've always seen Mutsumi as someone who would be perfect as a yandere.
 

warai_kitsune

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grant said:
On a related note I've always seen Mutsumi as someone who would be perfect as a yandere.
"Don't be silly Kei-kun, you'll LIKE being dead. I'm dead nearly half the time and look how happy I am."
 

The Sandman

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Keitaro Urashima to Duncan McLeod:

Do you think I should tell her?
Duncan McLeod to Keitaro Urashima:

According to Methos, telling any form of psychopomp about the existence of immortals is a "laugh riot".? In other words, NO.
Keitaro Urashima to Duncan McLeod:

...dude, you know that we're currently borrowing part of their mail system, right?
Duncan McLeod to Keitaro Urashima:

No.? No, I did not.? I'd thought that these butterflies were just there because of the nanomachines I picked up during the Halloween parade.
Keitaro Urashima to Duncan McLeod:

That was the Cowboy Bebop movie, we watched it together with Amanda and Kenshin last night, and apparently shochu just got added to the list of "things you're no longer allowed to drink".? And if I lose my head to an angry death god, I will find some way to get you for this.
 
Aizen to my Dear (And Stupid) Espada:

Seeing how the Couch has taken the Numero Dos Espada from us, we will now be holding tryouts for a new Numero Dis. Since you all were in the vicinity when Barragan met his demise, you all shall decide who becomes the new Tenth Espada. I would, but I'm busy.

Aizen to self:

Hmmm... This Nintendo DS is very addictive... I will put it down... Eventually... Come on, one more level, one more level...!
 

Watashiwa

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Asmodeus said:
Dear Aizen Sousuke, and compatriots:
It has come to my attention that a recent typo via the messages these "Hell butterflies" carry is the cause of an unprovoked attack on my city of Dis by some of your "Arrancar".

As I am magnamonious as I am wise, I am willing to forgive this indiscretion, as it was obviously the work of the former individuals misinterpreting your will.? However, if such a misunderstanding were to occur once more, I would personally oversee the decimation of the populace of your world and it's Demiplanes, the enslavement of the survivors and the desecration of your world, to allow the formation of a new hell on your Earth.

I trust this message will find you in good health, and that you will find the message is actually written in blood on the flayed skin of your Arrancar, animated with their eternally screaming souls, and that all of your kind (by which I mean incorporeal spirit beings) have recieved an illusory copy of this message, printed on the same.

Yours, Asmodeus, Duke of Hell
<<OOC: I'm in a strange mood tonight...>>
 

zeebee1

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Maybe a scene of the espada realising that they're titles describe them as the ten female swords could pop up.
 
I command this thread to LIVE AGAIN!


Captain Retsu Unohana (4th Division) to Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi (12th Division)
Captain, I must formally request to you that you cease and desist creating those..... abominations that you developed to set upon the Living World, and that clan in Kyoto in particular. My Division is overworked as it is, without having to clean up your messes as well.
Captain Jshir Ukitake (13th Division) to Captain Mayuri Kurotschi (12th Division)
I am in full agreement with Captain Unohana over this, Kurotsuchi. The 13th Division has lost too many good Shinigami to your mad schemes.
 

grant

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Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi (12th Division) to Captain Retsu Unohana (4th Division)

Bah! Those experiments are critical to my research. If you don't like it then stop me...yourse-
Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi (12th Division)

Someone help me!

Seventh Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division) to Captain Retsu Unohana (4th Division)

Um, Captain? You've stopped Captain Kurotsuchi's experiments but apparently 12th Division and 11th Division have formed an anti-4th alliance now.
 

The Sandman

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Stark to everybody:

To whoever gave Lilinette that copy of Spice and Wolf: I hate you.? Now and forever.
Lilinette to Nel and Yachiru:

I think maybe we'd better hold our "Nigh-Omnipotent Lolis with Hidden Adult Forms" Society meetings somewhere else for a while.? Ichigo's place or Kenpachi's?
 
2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara (2nd Division) to 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

Do not worry, Hanataro-san. The 2nd/6th Division's Anti-11th Alliance will deal with the issue as soon as possible
 

grant

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2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara (2nd Division) to 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

Only if you make it quick. My captain has been muttering something to herself about 'itches' and 'scratching'. I need to ask her what she means.
 
7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division) to 2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara (2nd Division)

Okay, sir.... Forgive me for asking sir, but when did you replace Lt. maeda in the 2nd Division? And for that matter... How did you get here? I was pretty sure that you're not from this reality, going by all the manga I've read on my errands to the Living World?
 

grant

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2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara (2nd Division) to 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

For the second question I am what you call a 'crossover'. I am here to take the place of another, less liked individual. As for the first- I'll have to explain later, my captain has appeared and I need to ask her my question
Several hours later...

2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara (2nd Division) to 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

It is good to see you in person, though I am not sure why these butterflies insist on conveying our words when we are in the same room in 4th Division Headquarters. Regardless, after my captain finished...responding to my question she sent me here both for medical attention and with the message that she requested your services personally. Immediately. In fact I have been ordered to capture you if you refuse.
 

andaandyckas

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2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara (2nd Division) to 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

When she said immediatly, it means YESTERDAY, so NO!!!

I'll Inform your captain later. Move. Now.
 

grant

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Captain Soifon (2nd Division) to 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

Because you haven't been giving me enough attention lately, dear. I can accept that nurse, but if you keep dodging me for the sewers I'm going to have to arrange something with Captain Unohana to get a hold of you.
7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division) to Captain Soifon (2nd Division)

Ummm, w-what exactly are you wearing! And holding!

Captain Soifon (2nd Division) to 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

Oh, these? I understand that human women use them to stop men from running away. Yoruichi-sama suggested them and asked for pictures when I finish.
2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara (2nd Division) to Captain Soifon (2nd Division)

Excuse me captain. Are we interrogating him?

Captain Soifon (2nd Division) to 2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara (2nd Division)

Wha- you're still here!? Bankai you idiot!
 

andaandyckas

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Captain Retsu Unohana (4th Division) to Seventh Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

Don't worry Hanatarou-kun, you will be fine. Just accept your punishment,and I will send You-Know-Who to make you better again.
Captain Retsu Unohana (4th Division) to Captain Soifon (2nd Division)

Please don't break him too much, would you Soi-chan???
 
Captain Soifon (2nd Division) to Captain Retsu Unohana (4th Division):

Don't worry Captain, I won't be breaking my husband.

7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division) to Captain Soifon (2nd Division)

HUSBAND?!

Captain Soifon (2nd Division) to 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division)

Oh yes, I formalized it myself. Captains can perform marriage ceremonies, after all. The nurse can be your mistress.
 
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