Bleach Peer Review Omake Thread

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Captain Soifon (2nd Division) to 2nd Division: ALL

Retrieve my husband or suffer my wrath, NOW!

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada (4th Division) to self

Gotta hide... Living World would be a good place to start, but need to get out of Japan to do so; somewhere in Europe might be a good place to.... Ack! Someone's coming!

*Portals out to hide in the Living World*

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

4th Divsion 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada to Former Captain (12th Division) Kisuke Urahara.

Thank you for sheltering me, sir, but I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your gigai? Please? Captain Soi Fon's scary!

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Former Captain (12th Division) Kisuke Urahara to 4th Divsion 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada:

Ah, I would if I could, Yamada-kun, but you see, then I'd have to choose between sex with Yoruichi and no sex with Yoruichi, and really what kind of choice is that? By the way, you should probably get moving, your wife and concubine are on their way here.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

4th Divsion 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada to Former Captain (12th Division) Kisuke Urahara.

Whhhyyyy?

*Runs away again*

4th Divsion 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada to self

At this rate, I might as well go hide in Hueco Mundo...

*Flees in the general direction of Narita International Airport*

 

[DrTempo]

Captain Soi Fon to all Second Division members

Bring my husband, or it's a week of major training for all of you!

All Second Division members to Captain Soi Fon

YES, MA'AM!!

Former Captain (12th Division) Kisuke Urahara to himself

Hey, Jinta..Play that Benny Hill chase music, will ya?

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

4th Division 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada to self

*Sobbing*

Why me? Why am I in this mess? How did I get in this mess? Now I know how all those poor anime characters feel...

 

[DrTempo]

(Incoming X-Over cameo)

???? to 4th Division 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada

Got girl problems?

4th Division 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada to ????

Yea...

???? to 4th Division 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada

Reminds me of my last year alive....Had to date quite a few gals to gain my true power.

4th Division 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada to ????

OK...So, ya gonna help a guy out?

???? to 4th Division 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada

Allow me. Been a while since I've fought. Glad to be out of that seal. Sorry for what you had to do, Elizabeth..

2nd Division 2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara to 4th Division 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada

Nothing personal, but Soi fon-taicho has..Hey, mystery kid, why are you putting a gun to your head?

???? to 2nd Division 2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara

Per..so...na. *BLAM*

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

4th Division 7th Seat Hanataro Yamada to self ((From a safe distance))

Hwha....?

 

[grant]

???? to world

Black Frost!

2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara to self

Hmmm, a rather cute and whimsical appearance...I need reinforcements now!

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My personal favorite Persona. Should we give Protagonist a name or not?

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

4th Division 7th Seat Hanatarou Yamada to self

So far so good. I just hope my luck holds out.

 

[DrTempo]

2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara to ???

Who..

??? to 2nd Seat Sosuke Sagara

I am Minato Arisato...Now...THANATOS!

((Goo with the name most accepted as "canon", IMO.))

 

[dan27]

Good story idea but my question has to do with this statement
Fourth Seat Kuchiki Rukia to Members of SWA (No One But Female Shinigami Can See this Message):


QUOTE
Edition 5 of the Kurakara Stud. Enjoy them for now but be careful. Ichigo seems suspicious... Still, definitely worth it. Enjoy his "Bankai", ladies.
What division is Rukia a forth seat of exactly?

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

13th division.

 

[zeebee1]

Supreme Mugwump and Overseer of All Poontang Yamamato to All You Dead Punks:

I would like to remind you that we have an anti Persona field around Soul Society. Those heretics have been nearly exterminated and we will not allow any to live. What you witness was a minor failing of the field. The problem was fixed and those responsible of been put on permanent leave. And you know what happens when a shinigami is put on permanent leave. And someone get me some beer.

 

[DrTempo]

zeebee1...You forgot to put that in quotes.

Minato Arisato(Former Great Seal) to Yamamoto

Hmph...I was the seal that kept Nyx from eating mankind up....Someone else took my place, but I can still kick YOUR ass! Unless..You want me to slay Aizen for you.

 

[dan27]

Captain Kurotsuchi Mayuri to all

QUOTE
WAAAHHHHH !! MY DAUGHTER IS SO WOMANLY !!!!


This sounds and looks better then My daughter is so manly don't you think

 

[dan27]

Academy Student Makoto Tsunade to Captain Uzumaki Naruto

QUOTE
AND WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT CALLING ME 'BAA-CHAN', GAKI!?!

Isn't it Senju Tsunade not makoto unless there's a reason for this

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

That was from before her surname was revealed. Now, are you going to add to this, or not?

 

[dan27]

Arisawa Tatsuki to Kurosaki Ichigo:

SH-SHUT UP, KUROSAKI! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR THIS!

Kurosaki Ichigo to Hinamori Momo:

Hey Momo-san... Uh... Wait... Momo-san?

Hinamori Momo to Kurosaki Ichigo:

Oh, I hope you don't mind, Ichigo-kun, but I decided that my old gigai was a little too limited. What do you think of this one?

Edit:

Kurosaki Ichigo to Hinamori Momo:

Um, er, it's... Older...?

Hinamori Momo to Kurosaki Ichigo:

Well, you're just so warm Ichigo-kun, so I decided that I should at least be more... Cuddly.á

the Momo picture looks classy to me anyway

 

[zeebee1]

He asked that you add to the thread, not detract from it.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Hanataro Yamada to self

It's a good thing I'm a Shinigami, really, otherwise this aircraft cargo hold would be uncomfortable. Finally, I can relax...

 

[DrTempo]

Minato Arisato, the one who defeated the undefeatable, to Hanataro Yamada

Uh....one my spells just went astray; it's gonna hit a plane right about...*BOOM* now.

Hanataro Yamada to anyone

Looks like Hanataro's blasting off again!

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Hanataro Yamada to anyone

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactually, this is kinda fun....

 

[DrTempo]

Hanataro Yamada to anyone

*WHAM* Then again, I landed in a crossdresser convention...And everyone's looking at me...AHHHHH!!!