I've had this idea floating in my head all day while trying to work on my HRM assignment so I thought I'd get it out of my head. Who know's if I'll ever work on it again being that I am quite lazy.
If someone wants to pick it up then its fine with me.
The beginning
Jiraiya wasnt really sure why hed done it. Sure the kid was the son of his student who had just given up his life for the Konoha Village. That wasnt the reason he had decided to take the boy in though. Old man Sarutobi would surely look out for him with the help of the village, especially with the Yondaimes request that the boy be looked at not like the container of the Kyuubi but as a hero that protects the village. He never really did figure out why he had decided to take the kid but he was ever so glad he did. Apparently the ladies loved men who were good with kids.
5 years later
Jiraiya had never been as proud of any of his students as he was right now. Naruto had progressed faster than he could have ever imagined, sucking up techniques like none ever had before him. And finally at the tender age of 5 Naruto had completed his first solo mission. His mission you ask? To peep unassisted into the ladies side of the hot springs.
A few months later
Naruto continued to surprise Jiraiya. Just a few short months ago he had made his first solo peep and now he had come up with a new way to peep. He decided the mind of a child truly was a great thing as the new technique allowed for a superior peeping session and yet was so simple he wondered how he had never thought of it before. A simple application of the Kage Bunshin. So simple yet so brilliant. By allowing the clone to do the peeping if discovered the clone simply vanishes and no beating is taken and yet all the memories of the peeping are retained. Jiraiya wished he had thought of it all those years ago when he had been caught peeping on Tsunade.
Zabuza & Haku Arc
First meeting with Haku
Naruto was at the present moment throwing up into some bushes. He had been so sure and his instincts had never failed him before. Hed told everyone he was going to train but he really just wanted to have a peaceful nap. He had awoken to a cute little thing kneeling over him and proceeded to have a conversation while subtlety checking her out. Not much in the chest department he noticed but she may have bound them while she was out collecting herbs. A real shame in his opinion if she did. After an odd little conversation she started to leave but not before mentioning that she was really a boy.
Narutos thoughts caused him to retch violently again as he realised he had been checking out a guy. Why had his instincts let him down? He curled up in a ball and started to sob. He felt dirty, so very dirty.
Fight on the bridge
Naruto was a bit late to the fight on the bridge. They couldnt really blame him could they? He was a lover not a fighter and after saving the ever so fine Tsunami from being kidnapped they couldnt hold him holding her in a comforting gesture against him could they?
As he arrived at the bridge he noticed some weird dome that looked like it was made of mirrors. Shrugging it off he realised Sasuke was lying in the middle of it looking like a pin cushion and moved to help him.
Cant let a team mate die he thought to himself. Heh, who knows, being all cool and coming to his rescue might get me into that little cutie Sakuras good books.
Haku was surprised when Naruto all of a sudden just appeared in the middle of the dome of ice right next to Sasuke.
Naruto bent down and checked Sasukes pulse. Still alive. Good. He thought to himself before looking up noticing the mass of reflections of a single person in what he could now see were ice mirrors. Glancing closer his senses started to tingle.
This... this person is that Haku he thought to himself trying to suppress a retch. Looking closer he noticed that he wasnt wearing the chocker he was before and his discovery made him growl when he noticed the lack of Adams Apple.
You! he growled out loud taking Haku back with his tone. You really are a girl! You made me think you were a guy and that I was starting to swing the other way! Ill never forgive you for this!
Narutos head was down and he was starting to shake. Red chakra started to poor from him swirling around him like a tornado. His face took on a more menacing look as his eyes flickered slightly before settling into a red colour.
Haku didnt have time to register what happened before Naruto had launched himself off the ground and smashed through one of her ice mirrors. Realising she was close to where he was Haku attempted to move to another mirror at a bit safer distance from the enraged boy. She wasnt expecting to have her arm caught as she moved though and barely registered the chakra powered punch crashing into her masked face before she went flying from the dome.
Managing to drag herself from the ground, her shattered mask slipping from her face she saw the infuriated boy charging at her ready to deliver the finishing blow. Zabuza-san. I cant compete with this boy. Im sorry she whispered before closing her eyes. When the punch still hadnt arrived a few moments later she carefully opened her eyes again to see the boy just standing there staring at her. His eyes back to their deep blue colour again.
Why did you not finish me off? she asked. I am no longer any use to Zabuza-san so I am better off dead.
Naruto seemed to debate his answer for a few moments before replying. With the mask off I remembered how cute you were and I just cant hit such a cute girl he spoke with a huge grin on his face.
A blush rose on her cheeks before she was distracted. Zabuza-san! she screamed before disappearing towards Kakashi and Zabuzas fight.
Kakashi and Zabuzas fight was at its finale. With both Zabuzas arms out of commission he had no way of defending himself from the Copy Ninjas only original attack, the Chidori. A flicker of movement was all he noticed before his eyes widened as someone with long hair was now standing in front of him, arms stretched ready to take the blow.
Kakashi and Hakus eyes widened even more than Zabuzas as both realised the Copy Ninjas attack had been stopped just mere millimetres from Hakus chest by the hand of one Naruto Uzumaki. He was holding Kakashi by the wrist stopping him from ploughing the Chidori through Hakus chest.
Now Kakashi-sensei, if anyone gets to feel her chest its going to be me after she made me think I was checking out a guy!
After the three way Sannin battle at the baths on the way back to Konoha.
Naruto couldnt believe it. It was unimaginable. They were real! Dear gods were they real! Naruto could hardly believe his eyes but Tsunades breasts really were that large. It had been a long time since Naruto had been surprised while peeping but Tsunade had done it. They were absolutely magnificent in their giant loveliness. Moving his eyes to the side a bit he realised he could not discount Shizune either. While no were near as large as Tsunade they were magnificent in their own right.
The snapping of Tsunades head in his direction told him hed been caught. Shes good he thought. Many years of watching Jiraiya had taught Naruto many things and that was running really should be used as a last option if you had better escape techniques at your disposal. So when Tsunade followed by Shizune stormed up to his hiding spot, now with towels wrapped around them, he prepared his secret escape technique.
Grabbing Naruto by his collar Tsunade growled at him. Just what do you think youre doing boy! She was surprised when said boys eyes started to tear up and it looked like he would start crying any second. Her eyes softened some at his face.
Step one successful! Naruto giggled to himself internally. Now for step two.
But Tsunade-baachan, Jiraiya-sensei says that peeping on pretty women is the best way to show them that they are pretty. And you and Shizune-neechan are very pretty so I thought if I peeked on you some that you would cheer up because you went through some tough times. His academy award performance ended when one tear slipped out of his eye and trickled down his cheek. Both womens hearts melted at the sight.
Its ok Naruto-kun. Shizune whispered as she led him away from Tsunade who was stalking towards Jiraiyas room. Tsunade just wants to have a word with your sensei.
Step two successful Naruto grinned internally. Deflected the attack onto the old man and get hugged by a hottie in a towel. Who is the man? Yes, I am the man!
End
The way I see things is that Naruto has incredible potential that never gets tapped properly in the series because nobody wants to train him. He really starts to come into his own though once Jiraiya gets hold of him and gives him some training.
In this case Naruto is probably as Super!Naruto but he doesn't fight if he can avoid it. He's a lover not a fighter and he only trains his techniques because it helps him be a better pervert.
He has had Jiraiya training him since he could walk and even though Jiraiya is a pervert he is a powerful Ninja in his own right.
I figure that Jiraiya would want him to become a proper Ninja in any case so he would bring him back and have him attend the academy for a short period thus still ending up in his canon Genin team. Things would be a little different as Sakura and Sasuke don't really know him that well this time and after watching Jiraiya's failures so much has turned into a charming pervert who likes to sweep the ladies off their feet.
In any case these are just some of the scenes that were running through my head for this idea. Enjoy.
If someone wants to pick it up then its fine with me.
The beginning
Jiraiya wasnt really sure why hed done it. Sure the kid was the son of his student who had just given up his life for the Konoha Village. That wasnt the reason he had decided to take the boy in though. Old man Sarutobi would surely look out for him with the help of the village, especially with the Yondaimes request that the boy be looked at not like the container of the Kyuubi but as a hero that protects the village. He never really did figure out why he had decided to take the kid but he was ever so glad he did. Apparently the ladies loved men who were good with kids.
5 years later
Jiraiya had never been as proud of any of his students as he was right now. Naruto had progressed faster than he could have ever imagined, sucking up techniques like none ever had before him. And finally at the tender age of 5 Naruto had completed his first solo mission. His mission you ask? To peep unassisted into the ladies side of the hot springs.
A few months later
Naruto continued to surprise Jiraiya. Just a few short months ago he had made his first solo peep and now he had come up with a new way to peep. He decided the mind of a child truly was a great thing as the new technique allowed for a superior peeping session and yet was so simple he wondered how he had never thought of it before. A simple application of the Kage Bunshin. So simple yet so brilliant. By allowing the clone to do the peeping if discovered the clone simply vanishes and no beating is taken and yet all the memories of the peeping are retained. Jiraiya wished he had thought of it all those years ago when he had been caught peeping on Tsunade.
Zabuza & Haku Arc
First meeting with Haku
Naruto was at the present moment throwing up into some bushes. He had been so sure and his instincts had never failed him before. Hed told everyone he was going to train but he really just wanted to have a peaceful nap. He had awoken to a cute little thing kneeling over him and proceeded to have a conversation while subtlety checking her out. Not much in the chest department he noticed but she may have bound them while she was out collecting herbs. A real shame in his opinion if she did. After an odd little conversation she started to leave but not before mentioning that she was really a boy.
Narutos thoughts caused him to retch violently again as he realised he had been checking out a guy. Why had his instincts let him down? He curled up in a ball and started to sob. He felt dirty, so very dirty.
Fight on the bridge
Naruto was a bit late to the fight on the bridge. They couldnt really blame him could they? He was a lover not a fighter and after saving the ever so fine Tsunami from being kidnapped they couldnt hold him holding her in a comforting gesture against him could they?
As he arrived at the bridge he noticed some weird dome that looked like it was made of mirrors. Shrugging it off he realised Sasuke was lying in the middle of it looking like a pin cushion and moved to help him.
Cant let a team mate die he thought to himself. Heh, who knows, being all cool and coming to his rescue might get me into that little cutie Sakuras good books.
Haku was surprised when Naruto all of a sudden just appeared in the middle of the dome of ice right next to Sasuke.
Naruto bent down and checked Sasukes pulse. Still alive. Good. He thought to himself before looking up noticing the mass of reflections of a single person in what he could now see were ice mirrors. Glancing closer his senses started to tingle.
This... this person is that Haku he thought to himself trying to suppress a retch. Looking closer he noticed that he wasnt wearing the chocker he was before and his discovery made him growl when he noticed the lack of Adams Apple.
You! he growled out loud taking Haku back with his tone. You really are a girl! You made me think you were a guy and that I was starting to swing the other way! Ill never forgive you for this!
Narutos head was down and he was starting to shake. Red chakra started to poor from him swirling around him like a tornado. His face took on a more menacing look as his eyes flickered slightly before settling into a red colour.
Haku didnt have time to register what happened before Naruto had launched himself off the ground and smashed through one of her ice mirrors. Realising she was close to where he was Haku attempted to move to another mirror at a bit safer distance from the enraged boy. She wasnt expecting to have her arm caught as she moved though and barely registered the chakra powered punch crashing into her masked face before she went flying from the dome.
Managing to drag herself from the ground, her shattered mask slipping from her face she saw the infuriated boy charging at her ready to deliver the finishing blow. Zabuza-san. I cant compete with this boy. Im sorry she whispered before closing her eyes. When the punch still hadnt arrived a few moments later she carefully opened her eyes again to see the boy just standing there staring at her. His eyes back to their deep blue colour again.
Why did you not finish me off? she asked. I am no longer any use to Zabuza-san so I am better off dead.
Naruto seemed to debate his answer for a few moments before replying. With the mask off I remembered how cute you were and I just cant hit such a cute girl he spoke with a huge grin on his face.
A blush rose on her cheeks before she was distracted. Zabuza-san! she screamed before disappearing towards Kakashi and Zabuzas fight.
Kakashi and Zabuzas fight was at its finale. With both Zabuzas arms out of commission he had no way of defending himself from the Copy Ninjas only original attack, the Chidori. A flicker of movement was all he noticed before his eyes widened as someone with long hair was now standing in front of him, arms stretched ready to take the blow.
Kakashi and Hakus eyes widened even more than Zabuzas as both realised the Copy Ninjas attack had been stopped just mere millimetres from Hakus chest by the hand of one Naruto Uzumaki. He was holding Kakashi by the wrist stopping him from ploughing the Chidori through Hakus chest.
Now Kakashi-sensei, if anyone gets to feel her chest its going to be me after she made me think I was checking out a guy!
After the three way Sannin battle at the baths on the way back to Konoha.
Naruto couldnt believe it. It was unimaginable. They were real! Dear gods were they real! Naruto could hardly believe his eyes but Tsunades breasts really were that large. It had been a long time since Naruto had been surprised while peeping but Tsunade had done it. They were absolutely magnificent in their giant loveliness. Moving his eyes to the side a bit he realised he could not discount Shizune either. While no were near as large as Tsunade they were magnificent in their own right.
The snapping of Tsunades head in his direction told him hed been caught. Shes good he thought. Many years of watching Jiraiya had taught Naruto many things and that was running really should be used as a last option if you had better escape techniques at your disposal. So when Tsunade followed by Shizune stormed up to his hiding spot, now with towels wrapped around them, he prepared his secret escape technique.
Grabbing Naruto by his collar Tsunade growled at him. Just what do you think youre doing boy! She was surprised when said boys eyes started to tear up and it looked like he would start crying any second. Her eyes softened some at his face.
Step one successful! Naruto giggled to himself internally. Now for step two.
But Tsunade-baachan, Jiraiya-sensei says that peeping on pretty women is the best way to show them that they are pretty. And you and Shizune-neechan are very pretty so I thought if I peeked on you some that you would cheer up because you went through some tough times. His academy award performance ended when one tear slipped out of his eye and trickled down his cheek. Both womens hearts melted at the sight.
Its ok Naruto-kun. Shizune whispered as she led him away from Tsunade who was stalking towards Jiraiyas room. Tsunade just wants to have a word with your sensei.
Step two successful Naruto grinned internally. Deflected the attack onto the old man and get hugged by a hottie in a towel. Who is the man? Yes, I am the man!
End
The way I see things is that Naruto has incredible potential that never gets tapped properly in the series because nobody wants to train him. He really starts to come into his own though once Jiraiya gets hold of him and gives him some training.
In this case Naruto is probably as Super!Naruto but he doesn't fight if he can avoid it. He's a lover not a fighter and he only trains his techniques because it helps him be a better pervert.
He has had Jiraiya training him since he could walk and even though Jiraiya is a pervert he is a powerful Ninja in his own right.
I figure that Jiraiya would want him to become a proper Ninja in any case so he would bring him back and have him attend the academy for a short period thus still ending up in his canon Genin team. Things would be a little different as Sakura and Sasuke don't really know him that well this time and after watching Jiraiya's failures so much has turned into a charming pervert who likes to sweep the ladies off their feet.
In any case these are just some of the scenes that were running through my head for this idea. Enjoy.
