Naruto Perverted Naruto

KurokamiDG

Well-Known Member
...Huh.

I completely forgot about this...

Neat to see that it's updated though!
 

Darkskeketon

Well-Known Member
KurokamiDG said:
...Huh.

I completely forgot about this...

Neat to see that it's updated though!
Same here.

I pity Sasuke. It's a wonder you didn't make him go in 'Avenger mode'. It would fit him.
 

AoMythology

Apparently a report-er
I thought that the fujoshi!Kushina part was her prankster nature shining through - unfortunately, it seems she really was a fujoshi, at least up to this (second-to-)last snippet.
 

AoMythology

Apparently a report-er
froop said:
AoMythology said:
I thought that the fujoshi!Kushina part was her prankster nature shining through - unfortunately, it seems she really was a fujoshi, at least up to this (second-to-)last snippet.
It's ok now. Naruto fixed that.
What's next? Is it Kaguya? :angel:
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
Oh hi guys... what's going on in here?

It must be that time again. An update years in the making with only a small bit of content.

But hey... it's the biggest snippet in this series.




The Rabbit Goddess returns.

Sasuke was panting. Things weren’t going well right at this moment. Things had been going well when, as loathe as she was to admit it, Naruto was around. He was bitch slapping the full Rinnegan Madara around like he was a pair of Sasuke’s mom’s panties. They put up a token resistance before being removed so the thing below them could be pounded.

The wince Sasuke made this time was not from the fight with Madara.

Sasuke refocused on the fight where Kakashi and Gai were doing the best to keep Madara distracted while Sakura tried to figure out what had exactly happened to Naruto. One-minute Naruto had Madara on the ground stomping his crotch while screaming something about making Madara suffer for all the death of so many hotties.

To be honest she kind of tuned him out when he went on one of his rampages. It worked out best that way.

The next second he had slumped over with a glazed look in his eyes. Madara had quickly taken the opportunity to get to his feet and knock Naruto into a cliff. He then got embarrassed as he tried to threaten everyone there with imminent death. It wasn’t quite as intimidating as he had hoped with a squeaky voice.

Thankfully the major limp Naruto had gifted him slowed him down enough for Kakashi and Gai to keep away a major case of the dead while fighting him. She just hoped Sakura figured out what was wrong with Naruto before that luck run out.



***



Naruto had woken up in a weird world. It was a dark world with ankle deep water flooding its floor. It also had some creepy old floating dude watching him sleep. That was not cool. Only the female species were allowed to watch him sleep. Old floaty was far from that.

Old Floaty turned out to be the Sage of Six Paths, Hagoromo Otsutsuki. He decided Old floaty was easier to remember. The slight twitch of the old sage’s eye made it all the more worth it. He had hidden it well, but Naruto had long since mastered the art of the troll, and what troll wouldn’t catch a sign that he was getting under someone's skin.

Old Floaty had given him a spiel about how it wasn’t Madara that was the true villain of the piece, but Black Zetsu who had been pulling the strings since the time of his sons. That he was the reincarnation of his youngest son Ashura. Sasuke was the reincarnation of his oldest son Indra but he had been unable to summon him to this realm as well as his connection to Indra was muted. Something about Indra sobbing in a corner about his current reincarnation becoming a female or something.

To be honest, Naruto wasn’t that interested. If Old Floaty let him out of here he’d just go back to slapping Madara about, find the Black Zetsu, and slap him around even harder.

What did finally capture his attention though was the mention that Black Zetsu was trying to revive who he called mother, who happened to be Old Floaty’s actual mother. He showed Naruto his memories of her and of how he and his brother had to seal her away as the power of the Shinju had eventually corrupted her.

Old Floaty had then spoken with some urgency that his mother was now in the process of awakening and it was up to Naruto to seal her away. He had given him his sage powers, of which he had intended to split between himself and Sasuke originally, to help with the process.

Naruto had other ideas though. Looking at Old Floaty directly in his eyes he had spoken.

“I’ll take good care of your mother. I’ll plug up her seal real good and hard. She won’t be getting up from it for a good long while.”

With a jaunty wave, Naruto let himself out of the realm and the Sage blinked at that. He wasn’t expecting him to gain such control over his new powers so quickly. He also was slightly confused at the wording Naruto had used when he had promised to take care of his mother.

'I’m sure it will be fine… what’s the worst that could happen?'



***



Naruto slowly opened his eyes with a blink. He seemed to be lying on the ground with a very concerned teammate with pink hair and green eyes leaning over him. He was slightly disappointed she wasn't more stacked or he may have gotten a nice cleavage shot. Oh well, he'd have to live with staring at her ass in those tight pants instead. Learning that futon jutsu that gently moved her skirt like coverings to the side had been a masterstroke. That was one damn fine ass she was packing.

Shaking his head to get his mind back on the situation at hand, he'd have plenty of time later to get his hands on Sakura's situations, Naruto managed to get himself sitting up with Sakura's assistance.

'Damn... feels like I've been slammed into a rock wall or something!'

He sweatdropped when looking to the side realised there was a nice Naruto shaped indent on a cliff face.

'Yeah... that would do it.'

Deciding to once again try and focus on the situation at hand he first checked on Kakashi and Gai who were both looking in a certain direction. Moving his eyes to follow their line of sight his gaze rested on their target just as a figure emerged from a... great big fat bulging Madara?

'Well... there's something you don't see every day.'

Focusing on the freshly emerged figure, Naruto couldn't help but grin to himself.

'Bingo.'

There in all her glory was Old Floaty's mom. Dressed in her high collar princess kimono, with long flowing white hair that seemed to flow forever down her back. She had her own pair of Byakugan eyes, he always found them slightly creepy but they worked wonders when doing the deed in public places. Both as a way to stop them from being caught and also as a way to ratchet up the excitement when he kept things going when they could see people getting closer. That really got Hinata going, that naughty minx.

She also had a pair of horns situated on her head. Perfect handholds. Just ask Tayuya. That girl just went wild when he gave her’s a few strokes before taking the reins so to speak.

She did have a strange third eye in her forehead. This may turn some guys off but not Naruto. He was a pervert without peer, surpassing even his Master Jiraiya. To him, the third eye just meant she would have a better view of things when he got down to business. Especially since the third eye was a Sharingan, she could get instant slow mode as he did the deed. She would be addicted forever.

Don't let anyone tell you Naruto's ego wasn't massive.



***



Kakashi knew they were in trouble. They had been struggling with Madara previously, even when Sasuke had re-joined the battle after her quick breather. This new figure he could tell was going to be worse. The chakra he could sense coming from her was enormous, towering even Madara as the 10 tailed jinchuriki. If Naruto didn't wake up soon they'd be all in deep shit.

Just as it looked like the new figure was about to start her attack another figure just appeared in-between this new figure and themselves. This new figure was a sight for sore eyes as a fully restored Naruto stood there.

'Yo.' Spoke Naruto lazily with an equally lazy wave at Gai, Sasuke and himself.


Kakashi had never been so proud in his life.



***



Naruto gave his fellow Konoha ninja a lazy wave. His eyes, however, were fixed on his target. He was on the hunt for some grade a MILF. His eyes tried to undress her but the kimono was large and bulky. He'd have to wait until he unwrapped his gift to see what surprise laid inside.

He could tell she was slightly taken aback by the look of hunger in his eyes. He wasn't surprised. From the story the Sage had shown him he could easily see nobody had ever looked at her like that, not even her husband. They had all worshipped her as a goddess or feared her as a demon. Naruto did neither. He looked at her like prey. And while he would worship her eventually, it would be her calling out God's name.

While hunting his pray though he had to make sure they prey was willing. He wasn't into the whole against their will thing. Unless they wanted to roleplay it. Tsunade and Mei both had that kink, must be something about those in power wanting to pretend to lose it. Ga! He needed to stop thinking about those two, for now, he had a new pray to focus on.

He moved in front of Kaguya in an instant. He could tell she was surprised with his speed and instantly on guard. Lifting his hands into a familiar cross symbol, he could see Kaguya tense, before he shouted his technique.

'Reverse Harem no Jutsu!'

Naruto’s own teammates just groaned and slapped their hands over their faces. Although if you looked closely they both could be seen peeking through their fingers. Gai had an explosion of youth and crumpled to the ground with eyes wide in shock. Kakashi just figured Naruto had this handled so summoned his Icha Icha book from somewhere, all the while keeping a side eye on his student for when the sexy times came.

He was so proud of his beloved cute student.

Kaguya herself hadn’t moved. She was stricken stiff with shock and it only showed by the slight widening of her eyes. Then as moments passed her eyes started to slowly move around to the clones surrounded her.

Ten clones had spawned around her with the technique, all of them naked copies of Naruto. They weren’t identical copies though. While creating this technique his godfather had originally been against helping him with such a technique. And who could blame him, staring at ten naked guys is not most guys idea of fun. Naruto had talked him into it when he countered with the genius of this technique. A powerful jutsu to break through even the most hardened shell of Kunoichi.

During its development, Jiraiya had suggested finding the most attractive men to copy for the technique. Naruto had stopped him right there. What was better than one Naruto picking up the ladies? Ten Naruto picking up the ladies. Jiraiya found he couldn’t argue with that after some of the ladies his godson had picked up over the years.

Naruto, however, wanted to increase the effectiveness even further. If he was going to use different mean to copy from then he had to come up with something else to increase its power. Thus Naruto had come up with the idea to theme the members of his Reverse Harem no Jutsu.

Some looked like the had just climbed out of the water and were running their hands through their hair to get it out of their faces with a slight flick of their head. Some seemed to have spawned with small one-handed weights, slowing using them in their designed matter, sweat dripping down their bodies. Some had been spawned somehow pre-oiled up and doing a series of stretches that seemed to designed to titillate more than actual loosen up the muscles.

Kaguya’s eyes had finally stopped moving and had firmly settled back on Naruto. This worried Naruto slightly as this technique had never failed him before. He could see both Sakura and Sasuke off to the side drooling. And Sasuke hadn’t decided to be a girl that long ago.

Just as a bead of sweat started to drip down his forehead with his powerful technique being foiled he spotted it. A trickle of blood was flowing from Kaguya’s right nostril. As he watched the left nostril decided to join in with another trickle of blood. Slowly, feeling like it was in slow motion, her head blew back and a large fountain of blood burst from her nose.

‘Yahtzee!’

He moved swiftly catching her before she could hit the ground. Holding her face close to his as he stared into her eyes.

‘I believe someone has been a bad girl?’

The flush that sprung on her face was so cute that he couldn’t wait to get started. So he didn’t. Finding himself a rock he sat on it while laying Kaguya across his lap. Rubbing his hand gently on her hindquarters he leaned down towards her ear.

‘Bad girls get punished.’ He spoke while swatting the right cheek of her buttocks.

The squeak she let loose was adorable. He followed it up quickly with a swat on her left cheek.

‘If bad girls behave though then they might get a reward.”

Her nose started trickling blood again as she started to squirm in his lap.

‘Some days it’s good to be me.’ Naruto thought as he paddled the bum of the progenitor of chakra.




***



Sasuke looked at the face of Black Zetsu who had shock written all over it. She couldn’t blame him with all his boasting about his mother reviving and taking control of the world. He hadn’t been around long enough to realise the craziness that was Uzumaki Naruto.

She glanced to her side to see Sakura looking at her.

‘Sasuke’ Sakura spoke before stalling for a few moments. ‘Is Naruto spanking the progenitor of chakra? The Sage of Six Paths mother?’

Sasuke’s reply was short and to the point.

‘…yes.’

‘Are you as turned on as me?’ Sakura whispered back.

‘…yes.’

Sasuke wanted to lie. She really did. But after being around Naruto for so long she figured there was really no point anymore. Plus deny it she may but with her panting break and flushed face, no one was going to believe her anyway.

‘God damn you Naruto!’
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
Ah, goddamn... worth the wait. Still as over the top hilarious as I remember. Glad to see you're still around, Froop. Looking forward to more Naruto shenanigans.

Love this. Especially the bit between Sakura and Sasuke.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
It's kinda hard to get motivated to write. Too many distractions on top of work. Plus I am super lazy.

I do occasionally get motivated however and get spit out the random thoughts in my head.

And yes... by this point in the story Sakura and Sasuke are pretty broken people when it comes to Naruto's shenanigans.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
Wrote a little more to tack on the end of the last scene. Proud papa Kakashi.



Kakashi had never been so proud as he was right now and that was a big call. Even just counting the fourth shinobi war there was talk among the troops that he had managed to have a threesome with the Mizukage Mei and the Raikage's assistant Mabui. Had bought his dead mother back to life along with her best friend, his teammate's mother at that, and had a threesome with both of them. Also, possibly had a Sakura, Shizune and Yugao foursome in the medical tent.

He couldn't really confirm any of those but they had come along the rumour mill, and, well they sounded like something Jiraiya would write, which in turn was most likely something Naruto would do. He was 100 percent confident that at least one of these rumours were true.

He still remembered the day Jiraiya had returned to the village with a young Naruto in tow and had asked Kakashi to take a genin team that included young Naruto.

'No offence meant Jiraiya, but I think me taking on a genin team under my wing is a terrible idea. I'd be a horrible role model for such young impressionable minds.' Kakashi had told him.

Jiraiya had stared at him intensely for a few moments before replying.

'It has to be you Kakashi. No one else can handle the boy.'

Kakashi's face became serious. 'The Kyuubi...?'

Jiraiya's face broke into a grin before he continued speaking.

'The fox isn't the problem. How should I put this...?' He seemed to ponder for a while before seeming to randomly change subjects.

'You love Icha Icha right?'

It was an almost rhetorical question as Kakashi nodded his head furiously.

'Do you remember a few years ago when things changed. The main character seemed to all of a sudden have an increase in his abilities, almost succeeding at such ridiculous challenges to complete his... tasks.'

Kakashi did remember the change in the novels. Things had almost seemed a bit ridiculous and may have turned people off if the follow-up scenes hadn't been so much more intense and passionate. It was then a lightbulb started to switch on in Kakashi's mind. His single eye-widening before staring at Jiraiya in shock.

Confirming his suspicions with a nod Jiraiya continued speaking.

'Those stories, my dear Kakashi, are based on Naruto. If anything, they are toned down for the book!'

If Kakashi's eye could have widened any further it would have.

'As you can see Kakashi... it has to be you. Anyone else would want to crush this god given gift Naruto possesses. Only you can nurture it till it blooms in full!'

As Kakashi's mind faded back into the present where he watched his now 17-year old student paddle the rump of the progenitor of chakra, he could only respect the decision of Jiraiya. That talent they had both help foster had become the power that saved the world.

A pair of tears dripped from both Kakashi's eyes. He himself wasn't sure if it was pride or the fact he no longer had his Sharingan to burn the memory of what was to come into his mind. It may have been both.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
Aaaaaaaaaand the final part of this scene.




Naruto had used the technique passed to him by Old Floaty to undo the Infinite Tsukuyomi. He wasn’t sure how the sneaky old bastard had gotten that information into his head, but he wasn’t going to complain much, he was going to nail his mom later and he HAD just finished spanking her.

He had decided to open the Kage’s cocoons first as it sounded like the best idea. They could help keep everyone else under control as they were released. He was pretty sure there was going to be some panic going around anyway.

Well, that’s the reason he would tell people anyway. It surely had nothing to do with Tsunade and Mei have giant racks that he may be able to ‘accidentally’ bury his face in when they fell from their cocoons.

Damn, as much as he liked a nice ass nothing really could be a fantastic set of breasts.

In a mildly disappointing turn of events, both of them came out on their feet and look more stable than they had any right to after being trapped in such a powerful genjutsu.

He was about to explain to them what had happened when he copped the full force of Mei and Tsunade’s angry glare. Even he gulped a little a receiving that full force.

Tsunade was the one that broke the silence first, mainly because Mei was trying to disintegrate the person next to him with her eyes.

‘Who’s the hussy?’ Tsunade spoke in a short sharp tone.

Naruto himself had actually nearly forgotten about the lovely being next to him. Well next to him was a bit of an understatement since she seemed to be moulded into his side. It was kind of cute that a bit of a flash here, spanking there, and you got yourself one submissive goddess.

Unfortunately for Mei and Tsunade, Kaguya didn’t like the glare they were sending towards her master. The full force of her killing intent cause even the two Kage to quiver in fear.

It stopped almost as quickly as it started as a small squeak burst from Kaguya’s mouth. She really was cute when he spanked her.

‘Enough of that Kaguya-chan, these two are good… friends of mine.’ Naruto added diplomatically.

All the Kage’s eyes were on him at that point after feeling the killing intent coming from the woman.

‘So esteemed Kage, this is Kaguya. She’s the mother of the Sage of Six Paths and is the progenitor of chakra.”

All the Kage’s eyes widened comically at what Naruto had said and how nonchalantly he had spoken it.

‘She was a bad girl and took over Madara’s body and tried to enslave the world. Now she is a good girl who doesn’t try and enslave the world.’

They blinked. Details probably would have helped but those who knew Naruto by now knew they wouldn’t be forthcoming. He enjoyed trolling too much for him to stop.

They all stood more alert when a serious look came over his face.

‘Gaara. Raikage. Tsuchikage. I need you guys to help with finishing up the release of the genjustu that has everyone trapped.’ He barked out, not seeming to care one bit that he was giving orders to three of the most powerful people in the world.

‘Mei. Tsunade. I need you to escort me to a private tent with Kaguya. There you will help me make sure she stays a good girl.’

After his statement everything was silent. If crickets had survived the battle they would have been chirping.

Slowly a small blush started to creep over Tsunade’s face while Mei’s earlier anger dissolved in the face of a shit-eating grin.

‘Let’s go ladies. It’s time to keep the world saved. Repeatedly.’

Of the Kage the only one with a reaction for any period of time was Gaara. He had been around Naruto enough now to understand his eccentricities. So he just slapped a hand over his face and turned to walk towards the rest of the cocoons.
 

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
God, I love this Naruto. :)
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
And some more snippet action. About time I got to Ino.



Ino was waiting in the Hokage's office. The reason for this? Ino was going on a mission and she was currently waiting for her partner in said mission. That in itself wasn't particularly strange, she went on missions all the time. What was slightly strange was it was only a two-person mission. Even that though wasn't enough for her to class it as strange. What was strange was it was a two-person team being sent on a borderline S rank mission.

That in itself was super out of ordinary, A and S rank missions were normally taken by full squads due to their difficulty and the chance for loss of life. Add to the fact she was pretty certain she was far from ready for S-rank missions. She could handle A-rank missions in a team but she wasn't going to kid herself into thinking she could handle them alone if her teammate was injured or dead.

The last strange thing about the mission was she was going to be teamed up with one Naruto Uzumaki. This was strange because apparently, he was planning on taking the mission himself. The reason she had been assigned to go with him was apparently his interrogation skills were not great when dealing with people of the male gender.

'How would his interrogation only work on women? Torture is torture. If you're brutal enough for one gender you are brutal enough for the other.' Ino pondered.

Then again, she wasn't a torture expert either. Being a Yamanaka had its benefits. Jump inside someone's head, strip away their defences and feast upon the information.

Ino's dad most likely would have been shocked and proud if he had known just how talented his daughter was at the mind arts. Penetrating someone's mind was in fact not an easy thing. Alas, Inoichi did not know this because every time he would start training his daughter he would get images of things she wanted to do to the Uchiha boy. He wen then break down sobbing about no boy ever touching his little princess.

Ino herself had never actually had all that much to do with Naruto. He had kind of just sprung up out of nowhere, arriving just in time to be sorted into a genin team, without even taking the exam. She knew he was fairly handsome, gorgeous if she would ever admit it to herself, but seriously lacking the bad boy menace of Sasuke. He was so happy and outgoing. How would she ever be the one to sooth the soul of such a man?

She had interacted with him in a group setting numerous times since then, but never really ever had to deal with him alone. She did find him to be a bit of a puzzle though. Whenever he was around his fellow teammates always seemed to act strange... well stranger than normal. Sakura seemed to cling even tighter to Sasuke and yet, her heart didn't seem to be truly in it.

Sasuke himself tried to pretend he was his usual dark broody self, but the subtle glances at Naruto and the confused look in his eyes gave away that he wasn't. Ino had wished she could get inside Sasuke's head in these moments to figure out what was going on. It's mostly a good thing she never did. Sasuke's thoughts in Naruto would have mentally scarred her for life.

Before she could get to know him more personally he had been whipped off by Jiraiya-sama again on a training trip to help him prepare for people that were after him. Sakura had mentioned it had been inferred to her that he may have had some kind of bloodline people were after.

Upon his return, things had gotten crazy. Missions had seemed to ramp up for all of Konoha's ninja and it seemed Team 7 were always getting sent on important missions. From saving and returning the Kazekage to Suna, to capturing a spy working in Orochimaru's organisation.

With all of this going on she still had no time to really get to know Naruto, so once she had found out she was going on a mission with him as his partner she had gone to Sakura to ask a few questions about him and find out if there was anything she needed to know.

The conversation she had with Sakura about Naruto was... strange at best. It almost like a combination of warning her about him, praising him and then getting mad at him for some reason.

'Hey Sakura, I need some advice. I have a mission coming up with Naruto and I don't really know much about him. Is there anything I should be aware of? Any things I should avoid?'

Sakura seemed to be quiet for a few moments looking deep in thought.

'Be wary of him.' She stated.

Ino was silent for a few moments waiting for a follow-up to the statement. When none was forthcoming she started to get worried.

'Is there a chance he will hurt me?'

A giggle burst from Sakura's lips.

'Hurt you? Oh god no! Definitely won't hurt you...' She trailed off, starting to mumble slightly. 'You'd probably even like it.'

Ino had managed to make out what Sakura was saying mostly by reading her lips.

'What does she mean that I'll like it?' She thought to herself.

'Hey, Sakura! What do you mean?' She spoke loudly, jolting Sakura out of her own little world.

'Oh, don't worry about it. He's a great guy. Strong, handsome, dominating...' Sakura trailed off as a bit of drool started to leak out the corner or her mouth.

This shocked Ino. Sakura was still in love with Sasuke right? Why was she drooling over this Naruto?

'Sakura!' Ino yelled, once again breaking Sakura out of her dream world. When Sakura had snapped out of it Ino continued. 'You're still in love with Sasuke aren't you?'

This seemed to shock Sakura some before her eyes hardened.

'Of course I am!' She stated vehemently. 'Who would fall in love with Naruto that no good scoundrel! Even if he is...'

As Sakura started to ramble on, Ino had decided that she wasn't going to get much useful information out of her and had decided to leave her to her sudden and constant mood shifts between wistful sighing and full-blown fist-clenching anger.

As she thought back on her conversation with Sakura she came to the conclusion that Naruto was a playboy, Sakura was most likely in love with him or at least at war with her own feelings for him and Sasuke, and lastly, Sakura was pretty damn crazy.

The information she had gotten and put together though put her in a good mood. With the right nudges, she could have Sakura abandon Sasuke altogether and pursue Naruto leaving him all to herself. With some subtle convincing by herself during this mission she could get Naruto pursuing Sakura himself for the knockout blow.

She wasn't all that worried about Naruto though. She had handled playboys before and they all ended up the same way. Wrapped around her finger, doing what she wanted, but not actually getting anywhere. What was one more playboy for her to deal with?



***



Ino awoke from her sleep with a pleasant glow. The mission had gone perfectly. Naruto was hella strong and she had gotten the information they needed swiftly. They were now on their way back to Konoha and had just stayed at a local inn the night before the final leg home. She was about to get out of bed to start her morning when she felt something shift beside her.

Wide-eyed Ino slowly looked to her side to see a widely grinning Naruto looking at her. Her mind shut down as she tried to think of something to say.

'Whaaaat...?' Was the first word to tumble out her mouth.


'Noooo.' She said as she couldn't believe who was in bed with her at the moment.

Looking over at Naruto again she realised he had sat up and the sheet had fallen down, just covering his lap. His chest was bare and from what she could tell he was naked below the sheet.

'How the...?' She tried to get out but she was still in shock.

'Noooo.' This had never happened before. She was the one in control. Looking down at herself she saw that the sheet had fallen down for her as well. She was also naked like Naruto and with the sheet falling down was giving him a generous look at her assets. The look on his face seemed to tell her he was pleased with the view.

'Whaaaaat...?' She really couldn't believe it. There wasn't even any alcohol involved as they were still technically on the mission. He had somehow managed to talk her into sleeping with him.

'Noooo.' She still struggled to believe that she had been talked into it. She was the one normally wrapping people around her fingers. It's not that she hadn't enjoyed it, she had, immensely. She just struggled to believe he had talked her into it so easily.

Her musings were interrupted by Naruto when he started speaking, giving her a little fright as she had been so lost in thought.

'So, this morning view is great! It's inspired a kind of raging inferno in my heart!'

The smugness in his voice both give away what he meant by the view, she had never actually covered her chest. Glancing at the sheet covering him she could also tell what he meant by raging inferno.

Sighing to herself she realised she couldn't complain. Last night had been amazing and she wasn't going to let him take control of everything. She moved the sheet out of the way and straddled him before leaning in to whisper in his ear.

'Let's see if we can't... take care of your fire problem.'
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
Another snippet for this hive of activity.



Shortly after the Fourth Ninja World War
Sasuke's fan girl dilemma.

Naruto watched Sasuke in amusement. Though maybe amusement didn't do it justice considering this was one of the funniest things he had ever seen. Sasuke was in her new form, that of the opposite gender, surrounded by six of her fangirls.

Sasuke was looking uncomfortable, which in itself was different to his normal interaction with his fangirls. He normally had a look of disinterest on his face so this new look amused Naruto greatly. He figured the reason was that once Sasuke announced that his female form wasn't a prank but a firm life choice, the fangirls would shred him to pieces. Or decide that was ok and still continue to pursue him.

Still, Naruto decided to help her out. She was cute as a button in this form and shagged like a machine when you got her worked up. No need to let the fangirls tear her up. If only he had a way to confirm which of the fangirls would go the violent route and which would go the sexy route. He could dig the sexy route.

Gathering everyone's attention to his presence with a loud cough Naruto decided it would be best if he explained it to them. A hands-on demonstration would be best, for him anyway.

'Ladies, please! Sasuke was always a man of few words. She is now a lady of few words. Perhaps a more... visual explanation is in order.'

Sasuke immediately shot him a confused look that was doused in quite a lot of distrust before she quietly hissed through her teeth at him.

'What are you talking about? What do you mean visual?'

A shit eating grin appeared on his face as he leads Sasuke away while the fangirls followed.

'Why my dear Sasuke, it's time for you to learn the joys of exhibitionism! As an added bonus it might just get rid of some of your fangirls.'

If anything, Naruto's shit-eating grin got bigger as Sasuke's face paled.



***



A few hours later

Naruto and Sasuke were leaving Naruto's apartment. They had a meeting about a future meeting they couldn't miss. Naruto's shit-eating grin had pretty much taken over his face it had grown so large. Sasuke herself, surprisingly, looked pretty content with a slight blush covering her cheeks.

The same could not be said for what was left inside Naruto's apartment. Naruto's bedroom was huge, he had wanted it that way. The bed in the middle was also massive allowing many people to sleep on it.

That wasn't the case at the moment. The people on the bed were unconscious, not sleeping. Sprawled across the bed naked and sweaty laid many a fangirl. Worn out beyond belief by the monster they had dealt with.

Nothing bad had happened to them of course. Quite the opposite in fact. They had all watched Naruto's 'demonstration' of how Sasuke was now a girl. Some had started drooling, some had fainted dead against the wall with a trickle of blood flowing from their noses, some had even watched with such intensity some people could have sworn love hearts had formed in their eyes.

By the time Naruto had started wrapping up with Sasuke for the first time none of the girls could even remember Sasuke as a guy. And why would they? They didn't have to fight each other anymore. Naruto wouldn't make them choose. He would choose them all. And so did the fangirls become ensnared with Naruto, never to darken Sasuke's presence again.

They vaguely could hear their new targets voice floating on the wind.

'Man Sasuke, I can't believe you were turning that down all these years! No wonder you’re a chick now.'

'God damn you Naruto!'
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
...And another snippet.




Before the Fourth Great Ninja War – The Saddest Day of Naruto's Life.

Tears fell from Naruto's eyes, snot flowed from his nose freely, giant sobs made their way out of his throat. He couldn't help it though. This was one of the saddest days of his life. Something he had worked so hard for had to be taken from him. He had put more effort into it than anything before in his life and now with his own two hands, he would need to remove it.

Just the thoughts of it going away caused a renewed round of sobbing and wailing. So much so that it was hard to continue to write the seal he was in the process of writing. To think something as simple as the small seal he was writing here would take away his greatest weapon.

Naruto has to seal away his all-powerful eye technique.

It had become too dangerous to leave. The temptation too great not to use it constantly. It had nearly caused him serious injuries numerous times too weak ass little punks who had attractive female companions or too attractive females in their own right.

Why not just turn it off you ask? He couldn't. The temptation was always there and let it be said that no red-blooded male can deny the allure of a great set of tits, or maybe a fantastic ass, or even the treasure that lay between their legs.

If this had been the only reason however he could have lived with it. What were a few wounds when he had the Kurama to heal him up. That perverted old fox loved that shit as well for some reason.

No, the reason to put the nail in the coffin was a certain little terrier of the Hyuuga variety. One Hanabi Hyuuga to be precise. She was on to him for sure. It has most likely been his fault. Well not most likely it was for certain it had been his fault.

The problem was he wasn't looking at her, she was still a few football seasons away from being ripe, it was because he was looking at her sister. This normally would have been no problem, he looked at lots of woman with sisters, but a few points had come together to conspire against him.

The first being that he stared at Hinata whenever she was around... a lot. What could he say? She had a magnificent set of breasts. Large, firm and perky. There weren't too many comparable sets around for him to check out.

The second being that from what he could gather, Hinata was a closet pervert. She hid it well but to his well-trained eye could always spot of a lady who was into some cool and weird shit. It wasn't actually that subtle if you actually pictured her as a sexual being, to which most people didn't. The first clue was she was always looking at his crotch with her Byakugan on and blushing. If that wasn't a dead giveaway he didn't know what was. While this could have just been a young girl curious about the opposite sex it was the second clue that had him realise she was at heart, a pervert. Not of the Jiraiya or himself quality, but a quite closet type with a kink or two.

The second clue was that whenever he started checking her out with his eyes she would always, firstly start blushing, secondly start rubbing her legs together before finally fainting away with a small perverted grin in her face. The dear sweet Hinata that everyone seemed to treasure was actually an exhibitionist.

Now, this in itself wouldn't have been an issue except it happened every time he was around with the same result. Hinabi had also been around for more than a few of these events and had decided to find out what was causing these fainting spells in her sister.

Thus, she had become the little terrier that would track him all over. It seemed she had her Byakugan on numerous times he had been around and her sister had passed out. She had noticed the chakra flow to his eyes every time the event had occurred. Now she was on to him, following him everywhere and preventing him from activating his eyes.

But the draw of the eyes power was too strong, he would be able to hold on without activating them. The Hanabi would finally put it all together in her head and he would be exposed. His reputation in tatters and would make it that much harder to succeed in his life goals. To nail all the hot females in the world!

Thus, as his hand finished writing and he applied the new seals to his eyes he curled up in a fetal position on the flaw, letting out heartbreaking sobs that would forever haunt whoever had heard them.



***



Hanabi had decided to follow Naruto around. Her sister was always fainting around him for some reason. She guessed she liked him or something. He was actually, really cute. So Hanabi had come to the conclusion she would follow him around and study his habits. This would help her in the chase in the future. Her assets would never be as large as he sisters so she needed the extra help if she wanted to get him to look at her.

She was never really sure why her father would push her sister or her towards him muttering something about 'Uzumaki chakra with the Byakugan. Babies of doom. The plan will be complete.', but at least he was pushing her towards someone cute who seemed fun.



***



And thus, Naruto sealed away his greatest treasure, never to be seen in the world again, all on a paranoid thought.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
And... I somehow saved Sarada in this. Just about the only good thing from Boruto.




Sometime after the Fourth Great Ninja War – The future is coming!

Naruto was amused. Highly amused even. He was, however, trying not to show his amusement to the two people in front of him. Both Sasuke, in her female glory, and Sakura stood in front of him looking like naughty children who thought they were about to get into trouble.

They weren't of course, Naruto found the reason for why the thought that way too amusing, but he wasn't going to let them know that. It was way to fun not to drag this out and make it as embarrassing as possible. Some people might call that mean, that's just how Naruto rolled though.

'So.' Naruto started struggling to keep his face straight. 'Sakura is pregnant?'

Both Sasuke and Sakura nodded their heads, trying to look anywhere but Naruto.

'I thought you had decided to live as a woman from now on Sasuke?'

The straight face Naruto gave them was struggling to hide the cackling inside.

Sasuke's face seemed to firm slightly, looking directly at Naruto, before speaking.

'I need to continue my clan, so I need children!'

The firm face seemed to slip away from her replaced but a large blush on her face.

'And you don't seem too keen to actually give me a child.'

Her foot started to draw circles on the ground as she looked down and away from him.

'Even though you enjoy the fun part of it with me.'

Sakura's face went through a myriad of emotions. Shock was the first one when Sasuke had admitted she had just mainly used Sakura to give her a child. This one didn't last long as Sakura had long ago realised Sasuke's feelings on Naruto.

Acceptance came next when she realised her own feelings had shifted away from Sasuke long ago as well. Not that she was in love with Naruto or anything, she one hundred percent wasn't in love with that playboy! She would admit to herself that he was reeeeally good in bed though.

She finally settled on amusement though watching Sasuke act like a naughty school girl. Wait that could be really hot... her and Sasuke in school girl uniforms being punished by their 'sensei'… and she needed to stop that line of thought right there.

'Is it getting hot in here?'

Naruto's face, however, was a blank mask. This didn't mean however he was feeling nothing at all. Actually, Naruto was feeling one emotion very strongly at the moment which he was desperately trying to control. Lust.

'God damn that cute look! I'll throw her down and put a baby in her right now! Right in front of Sakura! Hell, I'll throw her down as well and give her a twin!'

Managing to get himself under control, he stopped himself from throwing the two ladies onto the floor and banging the shit out of them.

That would come later, once he was done getting his amusement from the situation.

'Did you ever ask me if I would give you a child?' He said looking down on Sasuke. 'You've only ever said you wanted to restore your clan.'

Sasuke opened her mouth to reply before shutting it abruptly. He was right, she hadn't.

'Or did you really want to just try it as a man once?'

Sasuke's blush was only matched by Naruto's teasing grin. The look on her face made it obvious she had at least thought about it at times.

He turned to Sakura, the teasing grin never leaving his face.

'How was it for you? You obviously got to live out your girlhood dream.'

Sakura stopped to think for a few moments before replying. She bit her lip in worry that she may offend Sasuke. Somehow Naruto's encouraging grin convinced her. She still wondered how the hell he did that.

'Ummm... Short and generally unsatisfying.'

Sasuke looked like someone had shot his puppy. Naruto almost stopped the teasing there out of pity, and yet the amusement he was getting was much too great to stop.

'Now Sasuke, no need to get to upset. You were a virgin as a male and you also had to compete with me. And trust me, no one competes with me in that area. Just ask me.'

Let it not be said that Naruto's ego when it came to his lovemaking prowess was small.

'Besides Sasuke, how was it for you in the end? How was your first experience as a man?'

Sasuke looked away from Naruto's grinning face, mumbling something so softly no one could hear.

'Speak up Sasuke, no one can hear you.' Naruto prodded only to get more mumbling.

'You're in a safe space Sasuke, just let it all out.'

'I SAID IT IS WAY BETTER WHEN I DO IT AS A GIRL WITH YOU!'

Sasuke realised what she had said during her outburst and hung her head in shame. It seemed even after all these years Naruto could get anything out of her with a little prodding. At least hanging her head in shame stopped her from seeing Naruto shit eating victorious grin.

'See, now that wasn't so bad was it?'

Wrapping his arm around Sasuke's shoulders he gently started leading her towards the bedroom. Looking over his shoulder at Sakura, who had seemed to accept this was going to happen, he beckoned her to follow before turning to talk to Sasuke once more.

'So... let's get on with putting a baby in you, shall we?'

Naruto basked in the victory of Sasuke's blushing face and cutely nodding head. He'd never knocked a chick up to an audience before.

'I guess even I still have firsts to go!'



***



14 years later.

Naruto sat in a comfortable chair. On his lap was a thirteen-year-old Sarada looking up at him lovingly. She did love her Uncle Naruto. Sarada wiggled a bit in his lap to get a little more comfortable for her to continue looking up at him.

'God damn it... she still needs a few more football seasons but, damn, if she still moves her hips like that in a few years it won't be Uncle Naruto she will be calling me anymore, It will be ‘Oh God!’.'

Shaking himself out of his perverted old man stupor, he had some standards, he wasn’t Jiraiya, he looked down at Sarada to finish his story.

'And that Sarada is how your two mommies came to give you life. And then how your mother and I gave life to your half-sister.'

All of a sudden Naruto's face went pale as he heard two angry voices coming from somewhere in the house.

'God damn it Naruto! What are you tell our daughter!' Came the dual shouts.

Naruto looked down at Sarada before giving her a kiss on the forehead.

'Sorry sweet, Uncle Naruto has gotta make trails before your moms kill me. Till next time.'

She hadn't even seen or felt him get out from under her but somehow, she was sitting on the couch watching her Uncle Naruto throw her a wave as he leapt from the window.

'Uncle Naruto is so dreamy!' She sighed as two raging women burst into the room.

'God damn you Naruto!'

It almost felt like Sasuke's catch phrase these days.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
All according to the plan.




Dinner was awkward. It was reeeeeeeeeeally awkward. Naruto, if he was honest, wasn't even sure why he was invited to dinner by Hiashi. That made it even more awkward.

Did Hiashi know that his eldest daughter was a closet pervert who loved exhibitionism and using her Byakugan to spy on people getting it on? Not that there was anything wrong with that. It was actually kind of amazing how everyone thought she was this shy wallflower but deep inside she was a raging pervert, almost more so than Jiraiya.

She seemed to watch him doing the deed more than anyone. He didn't mind at all. If anything, it got his motor running even more imagining shy little Hinata huddled somewhere secret doing the nasty to herself while she watched him work his magic. A good image.


He had also helped her live out some of her exhibitionist fantasies she seemed to carry around. The time they had done it on Hiashi's bed while he worked in his office next door was both super exciting and super terrifying at the same time. Damn had she been worked up that time, he's never heard such foul language from such a sweet girl.

There was also the time she had come upon her and her team on the way back from a mission. It had been her turn to keep watch while her two teammates slept. He had come upon at this time while she was naked and doing the deed to herself right in the middle of their camp.

Being the gentleman that he was he had offered her a hand. She had accepted and they had tried hard not to wake her teammates. They had woken Akamaru though and when Hinata had noticed him out of the tent watching them she had gone off like a bomb. Good times.

Or maybe Hiashi knew that he had run amuck through most of the branch house ladies. He couldn't help himself. The true Hyuuga Bloodline Limit was much more impressive than the Byakugan. Hinata had inherited it strongly, the Bloodline Limit flowing strongly within her, culminating in an impressive chest matched by very few. It also seemed Hanabi had bloomed into it as well. While not as impressive as her sister she certainly had it flowing strongly in her blood.

Speaking of Hanabi, maybe Hiashi had found out his plans for her. He had discovered a while back that she had actually not been stalking him for the use of his precious eye technique, but because she had become interested in what her sister saw in him. It seemed after following him for a while she had developed her own crush on him.

That reminded him, he should consider unsealing his eyes at some point.

In any case now that Hanabi was old enough it was time for Naruto to enact his plan. It was a simple plan but he was a simple man, most of the time. Bang Hinata somewhere Hanabi could see to get her worked up, Seduce Hanabi, rock her world, Sister x Sister threesome. It really was almost perfect.

Not so much if Hiashi had found out though. Pissed off fathers were right up there on the list of things he preferred not to deal with. He had before and he would reeeeeeally prefer not to again.

He was knocked out of his worried pondering by Hiashi mumbling something about it being Time to enact 'The Plan', whatever that meant. He reached up and wiped the sweat from his brow and prayed to whatever god of perverts there was to no be slain by an angry father tonight.

Whatever worries Naruto had were groundless. Hiashi had no idea what he had done or what he was planning on doing. If anything, he would have been happy to know. Ever since Naruto had gotten the Uchiha pregnant he had decided he could wait no longer to enact 'The Plan'.

Hiashi had known Kushina when she was still alive, he had known the large amount of Chakra she had. He had decided to research the Uzumaki clan to understand why. What he found excited him greatly. A clan with a hugely powerful lifeforce, generally living much longer than normal people, huge amounts of chakra and generally excellent control over it.

Originally he was going to offer Kushina the idea to marry their children. Alas, Kushina had passed away in the Kyuubi incident and he had thought all hope lost. Then he had found out her son had survived, her son that was born from her of the Uzumaki clan and their prodigious life force and talents and from Minato Namikaze, a once in a generation genius. He was like a super baby of doom.

He had then discovered Jiraiya had taken Naruto away as a bay to raise and train him. His plan had started falling in to place right then. Jiraiya would no doubt make young Naruto strong. He had trained Minato and was powerful in his own right. Hiashi had no doubt though that Naruto would also pick up some of his perverted tendencies.


This had played right into his hands at the time. He had one daughter with another on the way. He was confident they would end up being attractive as well. The Hyuga clan's females were almost always beautiful. And if their mother was any indication, of which Hiashi himself was proud of, in Jiraiya's own words to him, 'Hooking that fine piece of ass', then they would turn out to be exceptionally beautiful as well.

A combination of beautiful daughters and a perverted young Naruto should be the combination he needs to create super babies of doom. Uzumaki's lifeforce, Namikaze's brilliance, Hyuga's Byakugan and chakra control. Super babies of doom indeed.

Coming back to the present Hiashi realised the only thing that competes with the children from Naruto and his daughters would be the children from Naruto and Sasuke, also super babies of doom, with the Byakugan replaced by the Sharingan. While not part of his plan it would also afford Konoha more protection than even when the Uchiha clan itself was alive.

If the rumour's he had heard about the Uzumaki boy were true, he would be providing an army of children someday, hopefully, a mini army worth of Hyuga and Uchiha powered included in that. At that point what other country or ninja village would want to attack Konoha to meet an army of Uzumaki powered Ninja's possessing the Byakugan and Sharingan. He'd like to think no one at all. And if they did think it, then it was probably best if they were wiped from the gene pool anyway to stop their stupidity from spreading.

Shaking his head again to knock himself out of his stupor, he turned to look over his two daughters who were conversing with said Uzumaki. Hinata's face was bright red, looking almost ready to faint, while Hanabi's had a light blush on her cheeks. Things were going well. A sharp look came across his face, almost evil looking. 'The Plan' would come to fruition. Much had been sacrificed for it not to.

Interrupting the conversation, he turned towards Naruto before speaking.

'So, Naruto, have you had any thoughts on marriage?' Placing a kind smile on his face as they all turned to look at him. 'I have some beautiful daughters I could arrange a marriage with either one for you. I've always wanted some beautiful grandchildren and I'm sure it's nearly time for you to settle down and start rebuilding your clan.'

Hiashi's words got three different responses. All of them suitably different.

Hanabi was a touch redder than before. She also had a contemplative look on her face. It seemed she was seriously considering it and finding the idea to be a pretty sweet deal. She gets to marry her crush and have children with him. That means they would get to do naughty things with her. She definitely liked the sound of that.

Hinata was beyond red. Smoke was starting to pour from her ears. It wasn't for the reason most people would think either. Sure, she was slightly embarrassed by what her father had asked Naruto. Deep down though it was a different and naughty thought. If the got married she would eventually get pregnant. If she got pregnant they would have pregnant sex. She could then take the pregnant sex outside and in a risky location where somebody might see her heavily pregnant body getting railed by Naruto.

The steam from Hinata’s ears intensified and blood started trickling from her nose. Her head hit the table shortly after as she passed out with a hugely perverted smile on her face.

Naruto’s reaction, however, was completely different from both of the girls. He looked like a cornered animal. He didn’t want to get married, it’d put a huge damper on his perverted antics. He couldn’t do his whole travelling the world as a sage to help right many wrongs while tapping some mighty strange he found or visiting some of his previous partners to give them a top-up of the Naruto time they went crazy for.

Like Neo from the Matrix, he had already dodged one marriage, to that of one Mizukage Mei. He had made up some bullshit excuse about him being unable to find other partners to bring to their bed because the wedding ring would scare them off or some such nonsense. He couldn’t really remember what had spewed out of his mouth, all he remembers is it ended up in bed with Mei, Miru and Suiren.


Apparently, Mei had known them or something and using his trusty stash of Zetsu clones he had resurrected them for Mei and his fun times. What a fantastic idea keeping a stock of those things had turned out being.

He had also promised Mei that he would give her a child when she was ready to pass on the mantle Mizukage. She said it would at least give her someone to love in between the times he visited. Being the gentleman he was he told her he had no problems putting a bun in her oven for her.

Bullet dodged.

He had been ever so cautious since that occurrence, being extra wary of the ladies that would want to tie him down. Of course, he’d still hit that but would be very wary of how long he would stay. He had a stack of missions with him at all times when his lady companions started to give out the ‘Marry me!’ vibe.

Naruto decided he had to play his current predicament smart. The look on Hiashi’s face means he could choose either, or maybe both with the slightly creepy vibe he was giving off. It wasn’t often a father gave him permission to nail and impregnate his daughters.

The big catch was the whole marriage thing.

His perverted mind drifted away with the positives for a bit. He could marry one of them and do some NTR play. He was sure Hinata would be up for being either. Knowing her she would probably be more into Hanabi being the one NTRing her.

‘NO STOP! BAD MIND! These kind of thoughts are going to get you married. We can do that kind of play without the marriage. Although it’s not as sexy if it’s all fake. GOD DAMNIT! Stop talking yourself into it.’

Naruto decided for once in his life he would be straight with a father. Well almost straight. He wasn’t going to tell Hiashi any of the things he had done to Hinata or she had done to him… or what he planned on doing to Hanabi.

‘Sorry Hiashi, I’m not really looking to get married anytime soon, maybe ever.’

Hiashi looked heartbroken until Naruto continued.

‘I also think if I am going to revive my clan I’ll need more than just one woman. I think many women will give the future Uzumaki clan then diversity it needs.’

Hiashi perked up like he had some plan that could still be salvaged.

‘In that case, I offer both of my daughter's wombs to you! As thanks for all you have done with the village.’

Hanabi looked shocked. Hinata’s blood pool on the table just grew large from her fainted position.

Naruto himself was shocked as well before a grin appeared on his face.

‘You are most kind Hiashi-sama. I shall do my best to restore the Uzumaki clan and have them lifelong friends of the Hyuga.’

He stood and picked up Hinata from her slumped over state before turning to Hanabi.

‘Come Hanabi. Since this is your first time I’ll demonstrate on your sister so you’ll be prepared for your turn.’

The blushing Hanabi nodded shyly before getting up to follow Naruto. Grabbing his arm and crushing it between her breasts as she leads him to her bedroom.

If they had looked back at Hiashi they would have seen the maniacal like grin on Hiashi’s face.

‘And ‘The Plan’ is finally complete.’
 
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