Naruto Perverted Naruto
- Thread starter froop
- Start date
I've been flat out at work and playing Lightning Returns, but here is another snippet.
Kushina Returns!
Naruto was dozing on his couch. He figured he might go and chat to the furball for a while before heading to bed. When he opened his eyes he was slightly surprised. This wasn’t where the Kyuubi lived and the thing standing before him certainly wasn’t a giant fox demon.
The thing standing there was a person. That person was his so called mother. So called because he found her quite enticing but she didn’t seem to want a bar of it because of some stupid reason like he was her son, she was his mother. Bah! As if he would let that stop him.
He tilted his head in confusion as he watched her, she seemed to by trying to build up the courage to say something. When she finally managed to build up the courage it came out a little hurriedly.
“I’m very sorry!†she said bowing her head.
Naruto himself just looked at her confusedly. “What are you sorry for?†he asked scratching the back of his head in puzzlement.
“I left you with the Kyuubi.†She stated morosely before continuing. “I know you seemed to have things in hand but…†she trailed off before rubbing the back of her head in a similar manner to Naruto. “Sometimes my temper gets the best of me, but that’s no excuse!â€
Naruto’s look of puzzlement took on a look of affection. “Don’t you worry about that! Me and the ole furball came to an agreement. I like ladies and he likes to watch.†His affectionate look turned into a perverted giggle.
Kushina had a relieved smile on her face before it turned into a perverted grin.
“So my baby boy takes after his mother!†she crowed in triumph. “Your father was such a stick in the mud. But he was pretty!†she giggled perversely in a manner reminiscent of Naruto. “To be honest the main reason I got so angry last time was because it’s normally me that makes to first move. I like to be in charge!â€
Naruto could sense the anticipation building in himself. Maybe he would get a shot at his mother after all. He didn’t mind a chick taking the lead on occasions.
“Maybe I could enjoy watching though.†She seemed to be pondering things as she continued. “I could do a deal with the Kyuubi as well. See my boy become a man, repeatedly.â€
Naruto himself was now a little shocked. His mother was great!
“It’s a shame your father isn’t around anymore. You two together would have been great. Father and son, covered in sweat, embracing each other passionately while the mother watches on from a crack in the door!†Kushina seemed to be starting to pant at her own thoughts. Her breath almost ragged and a red blush across her cheeks.
Naruto’s faced turned into one of horror.
“I wonder if Mikoto’s boy has grown up to be a looker. The emo brooding Uchiha look with your glowing golden hair. Embracing each other passionately. Caught by both of your mothers and forced into even more depraved situations with each other while the mothers watch and do naughty things to each other! Oh god yes!†Kushina’s pants peaked before that trailed off as she breathed heavily.
As Kushina drifted off into her on fantasy, Naruto himself was confused. On one hand his mother was kinky as hell and he might have a shot at getting into her pants. The other part of him was terrified. In his mindscape things were malleable. That means if he took a chance and got a shot at his mother he might end up doing things. Things that should not be spoken. Things that no man with an insatiable love for women should do.
As an image of a Sasuke naked below him, looking up at him lovingly flicked through his mind he curled up a ball and started to sob.
Kushina Returns!
Naruto was dozing on his couch. He figured he might go and chat to the furball for a while before heading to bed. When he opened his eyes he was slightly surprised. This wasn’t where the Kyuubi lived and the thing standing before him certainly wasn’t a giant fox demon.
The thing standing there was a person. That person was his so called mother. So called because he found her quite enticing but she didn’t seem to want a bar of it because of some stupid reason like he was her son, she was his mother. Bah! As if he would let that stop him.
He tilted his head in confusion as he watched her, she seemed to by trying to build up the courage to say something. When she finally managed to build up the courage it came out a little hurriedly.
“I’m very sorry!†she said bowing her head.
Naruto himself just looked at her confusedly. “What are you sorry for?†he asked scratching the back of his head in puzzlement.
“I left you with the Kyuubi.†She stated morosely before continuing. “I know you seemed to have things in hand but…†she trailed off before rubbing the back of her head in a similar manner to Naruto. “Sometimes my temper gets the best of me, but that’s no excuse!â€
Naruto’s look of puzzlement took on a look of affection. “Don’t you worry about that! Me and the ole furball came to an agreement. I like ladies and he likes to watch.†His affectionate look turned into a perverted giggle.
Kushina had a relieved smile on her face before it turned into a perverted grin.
“So my baby boy takes after his mother!†she crowed in triumph. “Your father was such a stick in the mud. But he was pretty!†she giggled perversely in a manner reminiscent of Naruto. “To be honest the main reason I got so angry last time was because it’s normally me that makes to first move. I like to be in charge!â€
Naruto could sense the anticipation building in himself. Maybe he would get a shot at his mother after all. He didn’t mind a chick taking the lead on occasions.
“Maybe I could enjoy watching though.†She seemed to be pondering things as she continued. “I could do a deal with the Kyuubi as well. See my boy become a man, repeatedly.â€
Naruto himself was now a little shocked. His mother was great!
“It’s a shame your father isn’t around anymore. You two together would have been great. Father and son, covered in sweat, embracing each other passionately while the mother watches on from a crack in the door!†Kushina seemed to be starting to pant at her own thoughts. Her breath almost ragged and a red blush across her cheeks.
Naruto’s faced turned into one of horror.
“I wonder if Mikoto’s boy has grown up to be a looker. The emo brooding Uchiha look with your glowing golden hair. Embracing each other passionately. Caught by both of your mothers and forced into even more depraved situations with each other while the mothers watch and do naughty things to each other! Oh god yes!†Kushina’s pants peaked before that trailed off as she breathed heavily.
As Kushina drifted off into her on fantasy, Naruto himself was confused. On one hand his mother was kinky as hell and he might have a shot at getting into her pants. The other part of him was terrified. In his mindscape things were malleable. That means if he took a chance and got a shot at his mother he might end up doing things. Things that should not be spoken. Things that no man with an insatiable love for women should do.
As an image of a Sasuke naked below him, looking up at him lovingly flicked through his mind he curled up a ball and started to sob.
-
Approve
1
- Show all
So I Never imagined I'd write enough of these that I'd have to actually think about how some of the canon events would be affected. The main differences at the moment are that Sasuke never left the village because he was afraid of what Naruto would do to him.
This is mainly because Naruto trolls the hell out of him. He also figures he can learn enough about trolling from Naruto to at least cause Itachi some headaches. So some stuff still happened. The Kage summit to deal with Akatsuki for example. Stuff involving Sasuke leaving the village did not.
It's also making some of the other ladies that Naruto could meet a bit more difficult to come up with. Samui and Karui for example. But I think I have a good idea for those two now.
Invading Sound Hideouts
Karin was terrified. Somebody was raiding the base she was in charge of. She didn’t really care much for the base itself as she had been forced by Orochimaru to work for her when he found out about her Uzumaki heritage and her unique blood. What she cared about was either being captured and interrogated by the invading Ninja or punished by Orochimaru if she escaped and let some of his valuable experiments fall into the wrong hands.
Her decision on what to do was taken from her when a person appeared in front of her. She let out a gasp when she recognised him from the Chunin exams. She remembered how she couldn’t really tell who it was who saved her from the ferocious bear in the forest of death. Sasuke had taken the bear out and looked kind of cool doing it. He hadn’t looked cool when the man before her had punted him at the bear telling him it was time for him to learn to save the damsel in distress like a real man.
The almost insane laughter that had followed that told her that he seemed to be doing it more for his own amusement then teaching Sasuke any kind of lesson.
She wished she could remember his name though or did she ever even get it back then. She need not have bothered thinking too hard on it though.
“Oh hey! It’s the bear girl.†Naruto spoke gleefully. “Thanks so much for helping me troll… I mean teach Sasuke a lesson back then!â€
Karin’s face took on an angry look. “My name is Uzumaki Karin NOT Bear Girl!†she shouted out him.
Naruto’s face took on a serious look. “Uzumaki huh? My name is Uzumaki Naruto. Guess that makes us kind of like cousins or something doesn’t it?â€
Karin’s mouth dropped open in shock. There were very few Uzumaki’s left in the world and she had just bumped into one by coincidence.
“So…†Naruto followed up. “Since this is the first time I’ve met someone close to family I was wondering if you’d like to help me with an experiment.â€
Karin’s eyes gleamed at that. While she hated some of the things Orochimaru did, she did love experimenting. Finding out how things worked or gaining a new knowledge into things make her excited.
“I never had a sister you see...†Naruto trailed off before continuing. “And I guess you’d be as close as I will ever get to be able to confirm a theory I have heard about.â€
A strange light seemed to gleam in both of their eyes. Karin’s with an expectation of some great experiment in regards to their Uzumaki genes, Naruto’s with something more perverse.
“This theory I have heard of.†Naruto paused. He seemed to want to drag out the suspense. “You can play the sister and we can prove it.â€
“Damnit! Stop keeping me hanging you bastard!†Karin shouted, almost frothing from the mouth. “Tell me what it is already!â€
“Ok it is…†He paused once again for suspense. He really loved being a bastard. “Incest is the best, put your sister to the test.†Naruto said with a straight face.
Karin seemed to pause for a few moments, not fully understanding what he had said. The cogs in her mind slowly started to spin back up and her mouth dropped open in shock. She tried to form words but she struggled to complete them.
“I… I… I…â€
Naruto broke out laughing at the look on her face before speaking again. “Just kidding. Oh man the look on your face.â€
He paused from speaking to chuckle some more. “Besides my sexy justu clone is way closer to a sister to me than you are. Let me tell you when the call it Wincest they don’t speak a word of a lie. It’s almost like she knows me better than myself.â€
Karin seemed to break. Her face ended up blank as she tried to keep up with the direction of the conversation.
“So anyway. I’m going to tie you up now so I can take you somewhere private and…†Naruto seemed to emphasise the next word by waving his fingers in the air like apostrophises. “Interrogate you.â€
He seemed to be thinking for a few moments after that. “After than I’ll even let you use those Uzumaki chains to tie me up and interrogate me. Because after I am done interrogating a lady they always want to reciprocate.â€
Karin seemed to give up as she was slung across his shoulder and taken to be interrogated. “Hey.†She thought to herself. “If his interrogation technique is as big as his chakra maybe I’ll enjoy a deep hard interrogation.†she said with some drool slipping from her mouth as her perverted mind took over her otherwise malfunctioning self.
This is mainly because Naruto trolls the hell out of him. He also figures he can learn enough about trolling from Naruto to at least cause Itachi some headaches. So some stuff still happened. The Kage summit to deal with Akatsuki for example. Stuff involving Sasuke leaving the village did not.
It's also making some of the other ladies that Naruto could meet a bit more difficult to come up with. Samui and Karui for example. But I think I have a good idea for those two now.
Invading Sound Hideouts
Karin was terrified. Somebody was raiding the base she was in charge of. She didn’t really care much for the base itself as she had been forced by Orochimaru to work for her when he found out about her Uzumaki heritage and her unique blood. What she cared about was either being captured and interrogated by the invading Ninja or punished by Orochimaru if she escaped and let some of his valuable experiments fall into the wrong hands.
Her decision on what to do was taken from her when a person appeared in front of her. She let out a gasp when she recognised him from the Chunin exams. She remembered how she couldn’t really tell who it was who saved her from the ferocious bear in the forest of death. Sasuke had taken the bear out and looked kind of cool doing it. He hadn’t looked cool when the man before her had punted him at the bear telling him it was time for him to learn to save the damsel in distress like a real man.
The almost insane laughter that had followed that told her that he seemed to be doing it more for his own amusement then teaching Sasuke any kind of lesson.
She wished she could remember his name though or did she ever even get it back then. She need not have bothered thinking too hard on it though.
“Oh hey! It’s the bear girl.†Naruto spoke gleefully. “Thanks so much for helping me troll… I mean teach Sasuke a lesson back then!â€
Karin’s face took on an angry look. “My name is Uzumaki Karin NOT Bear Girl!†she shouted out him.
Naruto’s face took on a serious look. “Uzumaki huh? My name is Uzumaki Naruto. Guess that makes us kind of like cousins or something doesn’t it?â€
Karin’s mouth dropped open in shock. There were very few Uzumaki’s left in the world and she had just bumped into one by coincidence.
“So…†Naruto followed up. “Since this is the first time I’ve met someone close to family I was wondering if you’d like to help me with an experiment.â€
Karin’s eyes gleamed at that. While she hated some of the things Orochimaru did, she did love experimenting. Finding out how things worked or gaining a new knowledge into things make her excited.
“I never had a sister you see...†Naruto trailed off before continuing. “And I guess you’d be as close as I will ever get to be able to confirm a theory I have heard about.â€
A strange light seemed to gleam in both of their eyes. Karin’s with an expectation of some great experiment in regards to their Uzumaki genes, Naruto’s with something more perverse.
“This theory I have heard of.†Naruto paused. He seemed to want to drag out the suspense. “You can play the sister and we can prove it.â€
“Damnit! Stop keeping me hanging you bastard!†Karin shouted, almost frothing from the mouth. “Tell me what it is already!â€
“Ok it is…†He paused once again for suspense. He really loved being a bastard. “Incest is the best, put your sister to the test.†Naruto said with a straight face.
Karin seemed to pause for a few moments, not fully understanding what he had said. The cogs in her mind slowly started to spin back up and her mouth dropped open in shock. She tried to form words but she struggled to complete them.
“I… I… I…â€
Naruto broke out laughing at the look on her face before speaking again. “Just kidding. Oh man the look on your face.â€
He paused from speaking to chuckle some more. “Besides my sexy justu clone is way closer to a sister to me than you are. Let me tell you when the call it Wincest they don’t speak a word of a lie. It’s almost like she knows me better than myself.â€
Karin seemed to break. Her face ended up blank as she tried to keep up with the direction of the conversation.
“So anyway. I’m going to tie you up now so I can take you somewhere private and…†Naruto seemed to emphasise the next word by waving his fingers in the air like apostrophises. “Interrogate you.â€
He seemed to be thinking for a few moments after that. “After than I’ll even let you use those Uzumaki chains to tie me up and interrogate me. Because after I am done interrogating a lady they always want to reciprocate.â€
Karin seemed to give up as she was slung across his shoulder and taken to be interrogated. “Hey.†She thought to herself. “If his interrogation technique is as big as his chakra maybe I’ll enjoy a deep hard interrogation.†she said with some drool slipping from her mouth as her perverted mind took over her otherwise malfunctioning self.
Another snippet.
The Teachings of Jiraiya
Naruto eyed the beauty from the Hidden Village of Cloud from across the room. The Kage had gathered together to strategise for the upcoming conflict with the remains of the Akatsuki, bringing with them support staff. Mabui he believed her name was, not that not knowing trivial things like names had ever stopped him before, was the Raikage’s aid. She was smoking hot with brown skin and gorgeous silver hair and a stern look on her face that he’d love to see twisted in ecstasy. He had decided he really needed to get him some of that brown sugar.
He silently approached her from behind before leaning over her shoulder to see what she was reading. He could tell she was startled at his sudden appearance but tried to keep her surprise hidden.
“Anything important I should know about?†He commented airily, pretending he hadn’t noticed her surprise.
“You’ll be briefed when we have a firm strategy planned. Please do not disturb us before we are prepared. You will only be an annoyance at the moment.â€
“A real ice queen this one.†Naruto thought to himself. “She could really use some friction to thaw her out.†He thought while grinning perversely to himself.
Before he could continue his delicate task of seducing her he felt his ear grabbed and he was rapidly dragged away before being spun to face someone. He tried to hide the horror from his face as he came face to face with one Mei Terumi, the Mizukage.
He tried to stop the sweat beading on his forehead as he came face to face with her angry visage. He couldn’t blame her really, he had asked her to marry him not that long ago.
“Hitting on another lady in front his fiancé doesn’t seem to be something a normal person should do now does it?†Mei spoke in a sweet tone that seemed to contain violence hidden within it.
“Hit on a lady? Surely you jest my dear. I was only asking if I could assist with anything.†Naruto tried to smooth things out. He hadn’t actually made a move on Mabui so surely he couldn’t get in trouble for that.
“It wasn’t what you said, it was how you were acting.†Mei stated with a maniacal look entering into her eyes.
Naruto had to think quickly or otherwise this would end in a bloodbath. And that blood being mostly his. He thought back to the training he had with Jiraiya on how to be a pervert. In a case like this Jiraiya would have been beaten to within an inch of his life. But Naruto had been watching Jiraiya for all of his life. He had seen his sensei being beaten by women numerous times for saying something stupid. So while Jiraiya thought it was his training that had made Naruto so popular with the ladies he was wrong. Well he was slightly correct as over the years Naruto had watched what Jiraiya did and did the total opposite of that.
This faith in Jiraiya being wrong with most things involving ladies had given him the courage to try and escape this situation without receiving something worse than a beating from this feisty Kage.
“*sigh* you caught me.†Naruto exhaled as he bought his face up to fully face Mei. “I was trying to get you an engagement present.â€
Mei looked at him sceptically which was understandable as he was talking out his ass. “Oh really? You hitting on another woman is finding me an engagement present?â€
The look she gave him was enough to freeze a normal man to death with its coldness. Naruto was no normal man though.
“Of course I was. It was a special present.†He paused momentarily. Thinking on his feet he took a stab in the dark. “Don’t think I haven’t seen those looks.â€
Mei looked confused. “What looks?â€
Naruto decided it was time to go all in. He was either going to be the luckiest man alive or dead. Death had seen Naruto gamble so it grumbled and left figuring if he was banking on luck that it would work out for him somehow.
“I’ve seen you looking at plenty of beautiful people. I know you would like some of them to join in our little games.â€
Mei’s look changed from deadly to cutely flustered instantly. “Jackpot!†was Naruto’s thought. Lady Luck never let him down.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about!†Mei spoke with a flustered appearance.
Naruto moved close to her. His breath tickling her ear as he spoke softly into it.
“I don’t mind sharing you…†he said. “But I’d never let be another man. You are mine!â€
Mei shivered at his lustful and possessive tone. Naruto continued speaking into her ear making Mei pant more.
“Can you imagine that stoic face all scrunched up in ecstasy as you held her down and did things to her? All the while I would be watching you unblinkingly, burning the sight of you and her into my memory.â€
Mei leaned against him for support. “Did she agree?†she whispered huskily.
“I didn’t get a chance to propose it to her before you dragged me away.†Actually Naruto was pretty sure he was about to be turned down but she didn’t need to know that.
At that comment Mei composed herself, stood up straight and smoothed out her clothing and marched towards Mabui.
Her approach seemed to put Mabui on edge as she had been watching the conversation with the blonde Jinchuuriki from the corner of her eye. The determined look the Mizukage was giving her scared her some, she thought the blonde may have deflected his hitting on her into it being her fault. She had heard about that outburst from both of these two from the original meeting and was concerned that the Mizukage might get violent if she thought she was trying to take her man.
The Mizukage stopped in front of her. She tried not to squirm under her scrutinising eye. The Mizukage seemed to be looking her up and down, maybe sizing up the competition she thought.
Those thoughts fled her head when one of the Mizukage’s hands reached around and squeezed her ass while the other hand moved up to cup her breast. Her jaw seemed to unhinge as her mouth opened so wide and being fondled by the Mizukage.
Mei’s eyes turned back to Naruto. “She’s perfect. Let’s give her a test run right now.â€
Mabui was still unable to comprehend what was going on as the Mizukage picked her up princess style and left the room, the blonde Jinchuuriki following behind.
Naruto himself was in a bit of shock himself. He couldn’t belive his bullshit excuse had worked this well. He looked upwards towards the heavens for a few moments.
“This is for you ero-sennin. I couldn’t have done this without you taking all those beatings. I hope you know that those beatings will now let me live out man’s dream. I appreciate it you magnificent bastard.â€
He hurriedly followed after Mei and the shocked Mabui after thanking his teacher.
In heaven itself Jiraiya wasn’t sure if the tears were from the respect that Naruto had shown him or the fact that after all those beatings Naruto was the one going to be getting the tricycle experience and not him.
The Teachings of Jiraiya
Naruto eyed the beauty from the Hidden Village of Cloud from across the room. The Kage had gathered together to strategise for the upcoming conflict with the remains of the Akatsuki, bringing with them support staff. Mabui he believed her name was, not that not knowing trivial things like names had ever stopped him before, was the Raikage’s aid. She was smoking hot with brown skin and gorgeous silver hair and a stern look on her face that he’d love to see twisted in ecstasy. He had decided he really needed to get him some of that brown sugar.
He silently approached her from behind before leaning over her shoulder to see what she was reading. He could tell she was startled at his sudden appearance but tried to keep her surprise hidden.
“Anything important I should know about?†He commented airily, pretending he hadn’t noticed her surprise.
“You’ll be briefed when we have a firm strategy planned. Please do not disturb us before we are prepared. You will only be an annoyance at the moment.â€
“A real ice queen this one.†Naruto thought to himself. “She could really use some friction to thaw her out.†He thought while grinning perversely to himself.
Before he could continue his delicate task of seducing her he felt his ear grabbed and he was rapidly dragged away before being spun to face someone. He tried to hide the horror from his face as he came face to face with one Mei Terumi, the Mizukage.
He tried to stop the sweat beading on his forehead as he came face to face with her angry visage. He couldn’t blame her really, he had asked her to marry him not that long ago.
“Hitting on another lady in front his fiancé doesn’t seem to be something a normal person should do now does it?†Mei spoke in a sweet tone that seemed to contain violence hidden within it.
“Hit on a lady? Surely you jest my dear. I was only asking if I could assist with anything.†Naruto tried to smooth things out. He hadn’t actually made a move on Mabui so surely he couldn’t get in trouble for that.
“It wasn’t what you said, it was how you were acting.†Mei stated with a maniacal look entering into her eyes.
Naruto had to think quickly or otherwise this would end in a bloodbath. And that blood being mostly his. He thought back to the training he had with Jiraiya on how to be a pervert. In a case like this Jiraiya would have been beaten to within an inch of his life. But Naruto had been watching Jiraiya for all of his life. He had seen his sensei being beaten by women numerous times for saying something stupid. So while Jiraiya thought it was his training that had made Naruto so popular with the ladies he was wrong. Well he was slightly correct as over the years Naruto had watched what Jiraiya did and did the total opposite of that.
This faith in Jiraiya being wrong with most things involving ladies had given him the courage to try and escape this situation without receiving something worse than a beating from this feisty Kage.
“*sigh* you caught me.†Naruto exhaled as he bought his face up to fully face Mei. “I was trying to get you an engagement present.â€
Mei looked at him sceptically which was understandable as he was talking out his ass. “Oh really? You hitting on another woman is finding me an engagement present?â€
The look she gave him was enough to freeze a normal man to death with its coldness. Naruto was no normal man though.
“Of course I was. It was a special present.†He paused momentarily. Thinking on his feet he took a stab in the dark. “Don’t think I haven’t seen those looks.â€
Mei looked confused. “What looks?â€
Naruto decided it was time to go all in. He was either going to be the luckiest man alive or dead. Death had seen Naruto gamble so it grumbled and left figuring if he was banking on luck that it would work out for him somehow.
“I’ve seen you looking at plenty of beautiful people. I know you would like some of them to join in our little games.â€
Mei’s look changed from deadly to cutely flustered instantly. “Jackpot!†was Naruto’s thought. Lady Luck never let him down.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about!†Mei spoke with a flustered appearance.
Naruto moved close to her. His breath tickling her ear as he spoke softly into it.
“I don’t mind sharing you…†he said. “But I’d never let be another man. You are mine!â€
Mei shivered at his lustful and possessive tone. Naruto continued speaking into her ear making Mei pant more.
“Can you imagine that stoic face all scrunched up in ecstasy as you held her down and did things to her? All the while I would be watching you unblinkingly, burning the sight of you and her into my memory.â€
Mei leaned against him for support. “Did she agree?†she whispered huskily.
“I didn’t get a chance to propose it to her before you dragged me away.†Actually Naruto was pretty sure he was about to be turned down but she didn’t need to know that.
At that comment Mei composed herself, stood up straight and smoothed out her clothing and marched towards Mabui.
Her approach seemed to put Mabui on edge as she had been watching the conversation with the blonde Jinchuuriki from the corner of her eye. The determined look the Mizukage was giving her scared her some, she thought the blonde may have deflected his hitting on her into it being her fault. She had heard about that outburst from both of these two from the original meeting and was concerned that the Mizukage might get violent if she thought she was trying to take her man.
The Mizukage stopped in front of her. She tried not to squirm under her scrutinising eye. The Mizukage seemed to be looking her up and down, maybe sizing up the competition she thought.
Those thoughts fled her head when one of the Mizukage’s hands reached around and squeezed her ass while the other hand moved up to cup her breast. Her jaw seemed to unhinge as her mouth opened so wide and being fondled by the Mizukage.
Mei’s eyes turned back to Naruto. “She’s perfect. Let’s give her a test run right now.â€
Mabui was still unable to comprehend what was going on as the Mizukage picked her up princess style and left the room, the blonde Jinchuuriki following behind.
Naruto himself was in a bit of shock himself. He couldn’t belive his bullshit excuse had worked this well. He looked upwards towards the heavens for a few moments.
“This is for you ero-sennin. I couldn’t have done this without you taking all those beatings. I hope you know that those beatings will now let me live out man’s dream. I appreciate it you magnificent bastard.â€
He hurriedly followed after Mei and the shocked Mabui after thanking his teacher.
In heaven itself Jiraiya wasn’t sure if the tears were from the respect that Naruto had shown him or the fact that after all those beatings Naruto was the one going to be getting the tricycle experience and not him.