Naruto Perverted Naruto

Fellgrave

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Japan8 said:
full.of.win.
Not merely full, but overflowing with win. And not any plain old win, but sheer, epic, legen-, mindblowingly awesome, -dary win!

...and no that is not blatant flattery in an attempt to get Froop to post more... Everything I said is simply the truth.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
Fellgrave said:
Japan8 said:
full.of.win.
Not merely full, but overflowing with win. And not any plain old win, but sheer, epic, legen-, mindblowingly awesome, -dary win!

...and no that is not blatant flattery in an attempt to get Froop to post more... Everything I said is simply the truth.
I try to write more but for some reason some person that owns my house wants money for me to live in it. And the supermarkets want money to take food out of them.

This means I have to deal with stupid people I generally dislike so that someone gives me money to pay these crazy people.

It's a crazy world we live in I tell you.
 

lhklan

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Having a hot girlfriend? Cool.

Getting away with flirting with someone else that is not said hot girlfriend? Impressive.

Convincing said girlfriend to get into a threesome with you and that someone with the girlfriend taking the initiative? Well, fuck. You're my new God.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
I'm almost like a broken down writing machine at the moment. Another snippet.

The Cloud's Request

The team from Cloud consisting of Samui, Karui and Omoi were entering what seemed to be the remains of Konoha. They were trying to hold there shock in check at the devestation while attempting to find someone who could take them to the Hokage with their request.

Their request was a simple one. Find out as much information as possible on one Uchiha Itachi who had kidnapped their teacher. The remains of their fight had devastated the area in had occurred in. Their teacher had put up an amazing fight from what they could tell.

But they needed information on Itachi so they could hunt him down and take revenge for their teacher. Information they could only get in Konoha, the village Itachi had been apart of and no doubt the village that had kept the closet tabs on him. They were stopped short when the heard a blonde haired young man talking to a black haired young man who had a sour look on his face.

"Man Nagato was almost as big a douche as Itachi was. Check out this damage he left from his temper tantrum." The blonde paused before continuing. "Not quite though. One of his bodies was a hot chick that just wanted some punishment and Itachi killed your fine piece of ass mother. That reminds me, have I told you what I would have done to her?"

The black haired boys face seemed to turn even more sour, if that was possible. "Yes you've told me. Repeatedly. In great detail."

The mention of Itachi's name in the conversation had caught the attention of the Cloud team causing them to head towards the duo.

"Hey you Blondie!" Karui yelled interrupting their conversation, much to Sasuke's relief as Naruto had once again broken into a detailed description of what he would have done to his mother. "Tell use everything you know about Itachi!"

The blondes gaze moved over each of the team members, seemingly hanging longer on the two females.

"Cloud ninja huh? Why should we be giving you information?"

"We have a request from the Raikage for your Hokage." Samui spoke up, much less emotional than Karui's request. "Itachi was the person who kidnapped our teacher. We must find him to avenge his death."

Naruto seemed to be thinking for a few moments before he responded. "If the Akatsuki have him that means he was a Jinchuuriki. That also means that he probably isn't dead yet, they need preparation time before they can extract the beast."

This almost cause an explosion from Karui. "Then give us the information we need quickly so we can go and save him!"

The blonde took on a grim look. "I'm sorry but I can't give you information on Itachi." He paused for a few moments. "I need to kill him myself! I can't let anyone else do such a thing!"

He reached into his pocked causing the Cloud ninja to tense up. When he removed a picture from his pocket they seemed to relax slightly.

"Look at who he killed!" Naruto screamed at them shoving a picture of Sasuke's mom in a bikini in their faces. He then pointed at Sasuke. "How will I ever be able to bang this guys hot ass mother if she was killed by that asshole. I will avenge my dignity by killing Itachi myself!"

Sasuke himself was in shock. "Where the hell did you get that picture of my mother you bastard?!" He was promptly ignored by the tirading blonde.

Naruto's tirade was cut short as a fist struck him across the face courtesy of one Karui. He looked shocked for a few moments before his eyes narrowed in some unknown emotion.

"That wasn't all that nice." Naruto spoke in a calm voice. "I don't normally hit ladies but let me show you how it happens when I do."

Karui tensed, slightly worried that her temper had gotten her into a predicament once again. This was proven once again when she didn't even see the blonde move. She did feel it when he had her bent over his lap though.

"What the hell you bastard?!" she screeched. "What the hell are you…?"

He words where cut off as a shocked look appeared on her face. The cause of the shocked look was the fact an open hand had smacked her fair on her behind with quite a lot of force.

"Asshole! What do you…?"

She was once again cut off by a second smack to her ass.

"This is what bad girls get when they are rude." Naruto spoke in a calm tone as he continued to paddle her backside. "If you keep being rude then it won't be over your clothes next time."

"Asshole. You wouldn't dare!"

Karui decided that probably wasn't the best idea she had ever had as she felt her pants being lowered exposing her backside to the world. As the spankings continued tears sprung to her eyes. She wasn't sure if it was due to the pain in her ass or the shame at the delighted feelings other parts of her body were getting at the continued spankings.

When the blonde stop for a few moments and soothed her backside with his hand asking her if she was going to be a good girl from now on, she decided somewhere deep inside she liked being a bad girl.

Meanwhile the other two Cloud ninja had started to move when the blonde had grabbed Karui. However a second blonde had appeared in front of the two at the same time he had grabbed the red headed girl.

"Not to worry. He's not going to hurt her. Just teach her a lesson." He looked over to where Karui was in the process of being spanked with a jealous look on his face before it was replaced with a friendly smile.

Omoi couldn't speak. He was so shocked at what was occurring. He was pretty jealous as well to tell the truth. Samui herself maintained a calm look but if you looked closely enough you could see her expression was strained.

"Now that we can talk calmly I'd like to propose a compromise." He paused. Looking harder at Samui's face. "I can go with you and kill Itachi while you rescue your teacher. I'm sure you've noticed. I'm strong."

He moved closer to Samui. "You are way to tense for this mission." He said casually. This surprised Samui as she didn't think most people could tell when she was tense.

"Let me help with that." He suggested causally was he seemed to appear behind her.

Before she could spin to find out why he was behind her she let out an almost erotic moan.

Naruto had started working the knots out of the spot just below her shoulder blades. She couldn't believe how skilled his hands were at this.

"Don't worry. I'm good at this. The Hokage is about the same size as you." He whispered almost seductively in her ear.

Samui couldn't control another moan that escaped from her lips as he found and released another large knot.

Continuing to whisper in her ear he made a suggestion. "If we go back to my place I could lay you down and really work these knots out for you."

Samui couldn't even for a response at this point in time so she just nodded her head in agreement. She also missed the lecherous grin that formed its way onto his face.

As the two Naruto's and his current targets disappeared Sasuke just shook his head and walked away. He was used to Naruto's antics by now.

Omoi though was still looking between the spot Karui had been getting spanked and Samui had been getting a massage.

"I'm sorry teacher!" he said while looking towards the sky. "I seem to have found a new teacher I must learn from!"

His thoughts continued in his head. "What if I learn from Blondie, then I get so good I get a harem, then I capture the hearts of every pretty girl and then I die from exhaustion of trying to please them all?!"

He paused. "What a way to die though!"
 

ijp92

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If I wasn't on my phone this post would be nothing but a legion of bowing smileys.
 

AJ_Katon

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froop said:
His thoughts continued in his head. "What if I learn from Blondie, then I get so good I get a harem, then I capture the hearts of every pretty girl and then I die from exhaustion of trying to please them all?!"

He paused. "What a way to die though!"
And that is how you're thought process should be, Omoi. B)

And now its time for Cloud Femme Fatales to ride...the Orange Malestrom.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

...Someone make this into a funnier Caine moment.
 

KurokamiDG

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ijp92 said:
If I wasn't on my phone this post would be nothing but a legion of bowing smileys.
:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:

This has erased whatever negative feelings that I had for ya for that fujoshi! Kushina snippet froop! :yay:
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
I may or may not have another Kushina snippet in mind. But I need to write some others first to give it at least some coherency. The more it rolls around in my head the more epic it gets though.
 

A_T_Sigma

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LOLing at Sasuke for not finding any of Naruto's antics surprising at all.

LOLing at Naruto having sexy pics of Mikoto and swearing vengeance against Itachi.

many lolz at how Naruto just works his perverted charms on the ladies and no one finds anything amiss with this.

>XD
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
Oh hi... what's going on in here.

Saving some Pussy

Yugito knew she was in trouble. She was tired and these two just didn't seem able to die. She had killed the silver haired one more times than she could count but he just kept getting up. She had only managed to get one fatal hit on the hooded man but he seemed to shrug off the blow as well. Exhaustion was starting to set in and she had a horrifying premonition that this was going to be it for her.

Yugito gasped in pain when the silver haired man pinned her to the wall with a metal spike through her hands. She could barely force herself to struggle she was so tired. What she couldn't understand is why she was so tired. With the Nibi's help she normally healed faster than this and was able to fight for a longer period of time. As the silver haired man moved closer to deliver the knockout blow she gave up all hope on surviving.

Yugito blinked when the silver haired man was sent sprawling by a blur. She then seemed to notice someone staring at her intently. Actually he seemed to be staring at something on her intently. He had scruffy blonde hair and he was easy on the eyes but he was wearing a Konoha headband so she couldn't be sure that he wasn't just a different enemy taking advantage of the situation.

Naruto managed to drag his eyes from her chest to her face. "Not bad at all" He thought to himself before reaching up and removing the spikes from her hands. With a comforting smile he gave Yugito a carefree grin that bought some heat to her cheeks before he spoke.

"Don't worry. I'm about to teach these guys not to mess with a lady. Especially not cute ones."

This caused Yugito's face to flame even more red even has her Chakra started to circulate properly again. Those spikes had messed up her chakra and seemed to have closed off access to the Nibi's as well.

Turning to face the Akatsuki duo Naruto's face changed to a much more violent look.

"You assholes" he growled out. "The only poles you should be putting in a lady is the one between your legs… and only if she asks for it." He seemed to pause for a moment, his face taking on a goofy grin. "Or she has some weird fetish and likes to role play… but we can leave that for another time."

His eyes hardened again and the ground around his feet started to crack as he began to channel his chakra in preparation for taking both of the duo on.

Kakuzu recognised the young man and felt his power beginning to flow and realised it was time to leave. "Hidan. Let's go. Taking two jinchuuriki at once would be a problem".

Yugito's eyes opened wide at shock as she spun to look at the young man that had saved her. She couldn't believe another village's jinchuuriki had come to save her.

Hidan however had other ideas though. "No way! This bastard stole my pray. I am going to kill his ass and sacrifice him to Jashin!"

Kakuzu looked at Hidan before turning to leave. He spoke over his shoulder as he walked away. "I won't be stitching you back together when he is done with you."

"Ha!" Hidan yelled back as Kakuzu disappeared. "As if this little runt will even put up a challenge."

He attempted to swing his scythe before he realised he had a few problems. The runt was now standing next to him holding his scythe was one problem. The second was his hands were still attached to the scythe.

"That hurts you asshole!" he screamed. "I am going to gut you and feed your soul to Jashin your runt!"

Yugito still looked worried. "Be careful! You can't kill him… he's immortal."

Naruto's grin turned light and playful. "Not to worry. Sometimes being immortal is worse than being able to die."

Yugito looked confused for a few moments before turning green and looking a little sick at what this young man was doing to the immortal. The young man had impaled Hidan on his own scythe. And not with the bladed edge but with the handle straight from ass to mouth. The bottom of the handle was actually protruding from his mouth as Hidan tried to yell at him but all that came out was some muffled noises. Yugito almost felt sorry for him.

"So…" Naruto spoke as he finished sealing Hidan into a massive dome of rock to be impaled for on his own scythe for eternity. He turned to Yugito with a shit eating grin.

"We got some pole in him how about I put some pole in you… but in a much sexier way. Although I believe there will be some moaning involved as well."

Yugito's jaw dropped open in shock and she couldn't form a reply as she was picked up princess style and carted away.
 

Prince Charon

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I'm sure there's a 'you never go ass to mouth' joke that could be said, here, but I'm to tired to come up with a good one.
 
Nice!

You got anything stewing around in your head for Shiho (the girl with the spirals in her glasses that was a code cracker with Shikmaru)?
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
MightyNo8409 said:
Nice!

You got anything stewing around in your head for Shiho (the girl with the spirals in her glasses that was a code cracker with Shikmaru)?
I've got some ideas kicking around for her. Nothing solid or fleshed out yet.

You can have some Naruto learning his ultimate technique though to tide you over though.


A Terrible Technique in the Hands of a Pervert

Sasuke watched as Naruto had his head lowered, his hair covering his eye and his body almost trembling. The technique they were witnessing on the battlefield seemed to have affected him greatly. "Watching the dead come back to life would be disconcerting to most people I suppose." He thought to himself.

Naruto's head snapped up at that moment, fire burning in his eyes that cause Sasuke to take a step back in shock.

"Whose technique is this!?" his words were soft but came out almost in a growl.

"It would seem that the one called Kabuto is the cause of this desecration of the dead." Was the reply he received from a foreign ninja he didn't know.

"Kabuto huh? So I just need to stop him and this will all end." The intensity of Naruto's eyes were almost drowned out by the size of his shit eating grin.

"And once I squeeze the technique from him my life long goal of banging Sasuke's mom will be complete!" He shouted as he disappeared from the main headquarters of the Shinobi alliance.

Sasuke himself just palmed his face. As if his mother would give into someone who wasn't his father. After a few moments though sweat started trickling down his brow. He had seen Naruto work on women before.

He left in a hurry to try and catch Naruto. With 100 000 White Zetsu clones at his disposal as sacrifices Naruto could quite literally bang his way through history if he didn't stop him.

***

As Sasuke caught up to Naruto's trail he heard desperate cries of despair coming from inside the cave and knew that it was too late to stop Naruto now. What Naruto wanted Naruto got. Sasuke had learnt that a long time ago.

Sasuke sighed to himself. There was nothing he could do to help his mother now. She was quite literally fucked once Naruto got to her. Even the appearance of a revived Itachi barely registered more than a raised eyebrow from Sasuke.

"It's too late Itachi. Kabuto is fucked and once Naruto is done with him so is mom." Sasuke's shoulders seemed to slump even lower. "I need some time alone." He spoke to Itachi as he left in a hurry.

Itachi shot a weird look in the direction Sasuke had left wondering what he was talking about before shrugging it off and entering the cave.

What Itachi found Naruto doing to Kabuto was so disturbing that he forced himself from his Edo Tensei body and back into the after life.
 

lhklan

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Poor poor Itachi. THankfully he didn't stick around to see his mom get it on with Naruto.
... Are there any plans for Kaguya (Bunny goddess Kaguya)? Please say yes.
 

AoMythology

Apparently a report-er
froop said:
lhklan said:
... Are there any plans for Kaguya (Bunny goddess Kaguya)? Please say yes.
There definitely are. I have some plans percolating for her right now.
Yeah, doing something with Kaguya is a great idea. However, you haven't updated in two months or so. Lack of inspiration?

(This is what a Naruto raised by Jiraiya should be like. This story is made of AWESOME!)
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
AoMythology said:
Yeah, doing something with Kaguya is a great idea. However, you haven't updated in two months or so. Lack of inspiration?

(This is what a Naruto raised by Jiraiya should be like. This story is made of AWESOME!)
Lack of time. I usually write at work but I've been flat out lately.

I don't write at home because I am normally procrastinating, watching anime or playing games.
 

AoMythology

Apparently a report-er
froop said:
AoMythology said:
Yeah, doing something with Kaguya is a great idea. However, you haven't updated in two months or so. Lack of inspiration?

(This is what a Naruto raised by Jiraiya should be like. This story is made of AWESOME!)
Lack of time. I usually write at work but I've been flat out lately.

I don't write at home because I am normally procrastinating, watching anime or playing games.
Oh, okay.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
So... I seem to get time or inspiration every few years. It wouldn't be me if it hadn't been ages since the last stuff.


Be Very Very Quiet, I'm Hunting MILF.


Naruto had finally managed to wrangle himself up some Zetsu clones he needed. The shinobi alliance actually seemed pretty effective at killing those things. He had also learned the Edo Tensei technique from Kabuto. It was really surprising how eager Kabuto was to teach him after he had been 'persuaded' to mentor him on the technique.
Naruto had the technique he needed, he had his sacrifices prepared. It was now time. Time to begin his trip down the path of history and to bang some MILF's he wouldn't have been able to before. He stupid grin crossed his face when he figured out exactly where he was going to start.
It was time to fulfil a promise he had to Sasuke. Now Sasuke might not have known he made that promise or would even actually want him to fulfil it but that was beside the point. Naruto was going to bang Sasuke's mom.
He did have a plan to get things going though. For starters Sasuke's mom, Mikoto he believed her name was, had been good friends with his mother. He was going to use that in his plan, hell he was going to resurrect his mother as well just to show here that a man banging a woman was way hotter than two guys going at it. It still almost chilled his soul to think his mother was into that kind of thing.
As the Edo Tensei began Naruto put his plan into action.
***
As Mikoto became aware of her surroundings she forced herself to open her eyes. She felt as though she had just awoken from a long sleep. After a few moments to reorient herself she found a strange sensation nestled against her chest, seemingly buried deep in her cleavage. Before she could respond by moving the offending object away she heard light sobbing coming from the object as well as some kind of mumbling coming from it.
Looking down she caught sight of a mop of blonde hair that seemed to be nuzzling her chest. The words that were coming from him seemed to be just one word repeated over and over again.
"Mum! Mum! Mum!"
As she continued to confusedly stare at the seemingly young man he finally stopped nuzzling his face into her chest and peered up at her with big watery eyes. After he seemed to look at her for a moment he darted backwards like he had been shocked.
"Oh I'm so sorry! I thought you were my Mum. Damn stupid technique… guess I need to get better at it!"
Finally, able to form some words after being so confused by her awakening she decided first things first she needed to get some answers to her questions.
"How did I get here?"
It seemed to be the most pertinent question she could come up with as the last thing she remembered was being struck down by a crying Itachi.
"Who are you?"
That also seemed like a reasonable question considering what was happening.
Mikoto watched as the young man seemed to pull himself together, scrubbing his teary eyes with his sleeve before speaking.
"I'm very sorry miss. I was just expecting you to be my mother."
Mikoto was quite for a while, taking her time to study this young man. The features were familiar but not quite what she recalled.
"Minato? Is that you?"
The young man seemed to snap his eyes to her face as she spoke.
"Minato was my father… did you know him?"
Internally Mikoto was shocked. Minato and Kushina's child should still only be around 7 years old. What had happened to her to be gone so long? And why was he expecting her to be his mother? Both Minato and Kushina had died the night Kyuubi had gone on a rampage in Konoha.
The confused look must have shown on her face as the young man put a sympathetic look on his face.
"My name is Naruto, son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. I'm sorry about this. I guess I better start from the beginning."
***
"…and somehow I must have mixed up some genetic material and revived you instead of my mother. You know the rest."
Mikoto was unsure of what to say after his story was complete. So much had happened since she had passed away. It also turns out that this young man, Naruto, son of her friend Kushina had ended up as teammate to her own son Sasuke. Almost like her friendship with Kushina was destined to continue in their children.
"You know…" Naruto continued while she was pondering to herself. "Sasuke never said his mother was so beautiful."
A flush spread up on her face. While Fugato was not a bad husband or father, he was very stoic and a man of few words. He'd never really complimented her in such a frank way before. Him being her arranged husband meant that no one really had. She was jerked out of her musings when she felt an arm wrap around her shoulders and pull her into a firm chest. She thought about pulling away but it felt so nice and comforting. She barely even noticed the hand slowly tracing up and down her back was getting lower than it should. Or the fact that his ministrations had caused her breasts to crush up against his firm chest and cause her nipples to tighten up.
"This must be rough on you. Maybe I should take you to my tent and let you… work some of this frustration out."
His voice was almost hypnotic and she couldn't find it in herself to refuse his offer. She barely even felt herself be led away.
***
As they entered his tent Naruto paused for a moment.
"I have one thing to take care of. Make yourself a home."
Mikoto nodded dumbly and moved into the tent.
With Mikoto safely in the tent Naruto summoned his next Zetsu he had stored away and quickly performed Edo Tensei again. This time actually summoning his mother.
"Naruto? Wait… what is going on? How did I get here?"
Perfect! Was Naruto's thoughts as he realised that his Mother's chakra that had been residing inside him had merged back with its original and bought with it the memories of his conversation with her.
"Quiet! Sorry Mum… I'm in a hurry here. I'm going to break you of your fujoshi lifestyle right here and now. You have one order to follow as my Edo Tensei and then you are free to do whatever you want after."
Kushina looked confused and also put out at her son. Confused at what he was talking about and put out that had told her to be quiet.
"You are to hide your presence and watch carefully what is about to occur in this tent. If you feel like joining in during or after don't let me stop you. After that you are free to do what you like."
Kushina, if possible, looked more confused. She was also kind of annoyed when her body stopped her from asking what was going on again and to follow the order Naruto had given her. Her eyes widened at what she saw going on in Naruto's tent.
"Wow…" she was almost speechless. "This is hotter than Naruto and Sasuke getting it on."
Never let it be said that Kushina Uzumaki was one to be held back by fear or indecisiveness. Removing her shirt, she marched into the tent like it was her own. This caused Mikoto to looked up from her position with a red face and almost regretful look.
"Looks like you need another slice of bread for your meat sandwich!" Kushina yelled out before jumping in to join the goings on.
Mikoto at that point gave up. She could never keep up with one Uzumaki let alone two.
***
"Sasuke!"
It made Sasuke shiver. It was Naruto and he sounded happy. That always meant something bad had just gone down.
"I fulfilled our promise!"
Sasuke's danger sense went to a dull ringing to an ear piercing alarm. Turning to face him he found two women looking completely satisfied hang off his arm. One of them caused him to do a double take.
"Mom!"
Before he could move toward her Naruto appeared beside him wrapping an arm around his shoulders.
"Sasuke! I fulfilled our promise!"
This confused Sasuke as he didn't recall making a promise with Naruto. He was hesitant to ask though.
"…What promise?"
If possible Naruto's grin got even wider.
"The one where I promised to bang your mum of course."
"I MADE NO SUCH PROMISE!" Sasuke screamed at him.
"Oh." Naruto said. "Maybe I just made it with myself."
Sasuke looked like he was about to blow a fuse. Before he could though Naruto kept speaking.
"If it makes you feel any better I banged my own mum as well."
It was at this point Sasuke totally lost it as his eyes rolled back into his head and he fell to the ground in a dead faint.
"I think he took that rather will don't you?" Naruto asked while grinning at the two ladies accompanying him.
 

froop

Professional Procrastinator
....and another smallish one. With broken formatting of this forum and all!


Sasuke breaks and gives in.
It had been the moment Sasuke had been dreading. He never wanted to admit it but it had finally arrived. After the last incident with his mother Naruto had officially won. He had broken him of the last of his pride and he was giving in.
He carried with him a piece of paper. Not just any piece of paper though, it was his declaration of surrender that he had Jirayia and some other seal users help him design. With this piece of paper Naruto will have officially won.
He moved into Naruto’s tent and let out a relieved sigh as he found only a shirtless Naruto in it and not his mother or some other woman.
“Oh Sasuke! What brings you here buddy?” asked the ever grinning Naruto.
Sasuke himself took a deep breath. “I have come with my surrender. You win.”
Naruto’s grin slipped off his face in a rare moment and looked confused. “Surrender? I win? I’m not sure I understand.”
Sasuke grit his teeth. “Just shut up and take my declaration of surrender!”
Before Naruto could reply Sasuke performed a technique he had learned from Naruto himself.
“Sexy Jutsu!” Sasuke cried out before being engulfed in a cloud of smoke.
What emerged was a very feminine Sasuke.
Quickly slapping the piece of paper with the seal on it onto his upper arm near the shoulder, Sasuke watched as the seal crawled from the paper onto his arm and sealed his fate.
“There!” the now she cried. “I’m all woman forever. I figured if I can’t beat you I might as well join you.”
Naruto himself was quite for a period of time causing Sasuke to start squirming some. Naruto continued to stare for no other reason than watching the now female Sasuke squirm was kind of hot. What could he say, she was a cute girl now and he liked cute things. A lot. After he had enough he slowly bought his hand up to his eyes to rub them and mumbled to himself.
“This is not how I thought my first mother and daughter combo would go.”
But hey, who was Naruto to complain. Despite what he had mentioned to Sasuke when he had originally taught him the Sexy Jutsu, Naruto didn’t really feel weirded out at all at the prospect of giving it to the female Sasuke. He loved the female form and hers was pretty great at the moment. Give her a few more years and she’d be smoking hot.
A massive grin formed upon his face as a fantastic idea came to mind. This caused Sasuke to look away as she knew it was going to be bad.
“You know with my clones and sexy jutsu I could go for the double mother and daughter combo! I am such a genius!”
Naruto stopped and started to ponder something else.
“Actually…” Naruto thought out loud causing Sasuke to look back at him again. “This would have made a certain story make way more sense… with you being a girl from the start.”
If Sasuke had not been broken by Naruto after so many years he would have shuddered at the thought.
 
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