Omake for “Meeting Nanohaâ€.
Nanoha Takamachi was having a very bad year.
Granted, the majority of this was fashion-based, which included the outfit now showing her belly button off to the world, as she walked back to where she and Fate lived, but that only added to her main misery.
Ranma Scrya was keeping her from her harem!
Well … that, and the fact she still looked like she was nine. Amazingly, that killed a lot of her options for ‘stress relief and exercises’ right there.
“Ms. Takamachi, a word, if we may?â€
Blinking herself out of her funk and current fashion nightmare, the chibi-leader of StarS turned, spotting two figures, hidden in the darkness between two street lights. “Yes?†she asked, almost hoping for a fight.
Couldn’t blame her if her … ‘outfit’ was damaged in such, could they?
“We have come to grant you your wish,†the female figure stated.
Recognizing the voice, Nanoha let out a squeal. “Ye~es! My harem returns!â€
“What!? No!†yelled the figure, as Nabiki Lanster stepped forward. “Not that wish!â€
“Ook.â€
Nabiki turned to the other figure. “Well do that on your own time!†she yelled at the Librarian of the Unseen University.
Taking a calming breath, Nabiki turned back to her target; knowing she had to do this quickly, lest the chibi say the dreaded ‘M’ word and cause more delays. She only had a small window for this, anyway. “How would you like to be chibi no more?â€
Nanoha blinked … and then blinked out of existence.
“GAH! WATCH THOSE HANDS!â€
She had then blinked back into reality, wrapped around Nabiki’s leg. “GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!â€
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“Okay,†Nabiki growled, adjusting her outfit after punting the Captain into a nearby wall—she had had plenty of practice doing such to the Old Letch, and his grip was much better than Nanoha. “Are we calmed down now?â€
“Why are you all so mean to me?†Nanoha asked, rubbing her forehead.
“… Do you want the damned cure or not?†Nabiki growled. “If not, I got a bed calling my name.â€
“Oh, I can make your name called out—I’M SORRY!†Nanoha yelled, seeing Nabiki turn around.
“No more talk like that, or you’re on your own,†Nabiki stated.
“Ook?â€
“Or from you.â€
“Ook,†replied the depressed orangutan.
“Now, as I was saying, before you started on yet another case of sexual harassment, I have a way for you to be turned into your proper body.â€
“What do you want—and I’m letting you know now, sex is definitely on the table?â€
“… I’m simply doing this out of the kindness of my heart,†Nabiki responded.
“Ook.â€
“Fine, I’m doing this because it’ll mess with Ranma, and it does me good to irritate him like this.†The fact it was one part ‘for old time’s sake’, and the other part it added a bit to the sex afterwards, was left unsaid.
The Librarian blinked, and then shrugged. “Ook?â€
“Sure, I can teach you a bit,†Nabiki responded. And if anything happened to get blamed on the simian, so be it.
“Can I get my cure now?†Nanoha asked.
“Sure,†Nabiki responded, as she was handed the book.
“… Where did you get that?†Nanoha asked.
“The library,†Nabiki responded.
“… Are you telling me, that I’ve spent this long, trapped in my childhood form, when there was a cure in the Infinite Library!?†she yelled out.
Nabiki carelessly shrugged. “Not my fault you never did any research. Haven’t you ever gone into the place, just to research?â€
“…â€
“… Damn newbs,†Nabiki sighed, searching for the right page.
“Ah, here it is! Cancelling shape locks from upper level deities or mages!â€
“… That’s the title?â€
“No, but I didn’t feel like spending the next five minutes reading it.
“Seriously, you guys really know how to pad your work, you know that?†Without waiting for a reply, Nabiki raised her device, a magic circle/triangle/square/hexagon/cloud shape formed under the girl.
“Ook?â€
“Well, if she was stupid to keep the clothes on, she deserves what happens when she grows up.â€
“… Wait, what!?†Nanoha got out, before Nabiki cast the spell.
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“Don’t let up, men!†Ranma-Prime yelled out, as his Shadow Clones took to the streets, flooding all over the outside of the Infinite Library, holding off the military forces and other assorted riff-raff that had decided to take advantage of the security systems being down and take The Precious the library from him. “We shall not flee! We shall not yield! We shall overcome!
“TODAY SHALL BE OUR FINEST HOUR!â€
BOOM!!!
Blinking at the new crater in the street, a figure rose up, the screams of those tossed aside by the impact—the Kage Bunshin had all dispersed, leaving behind only the invaders—slowly quieting as they looked upon the newest arrival.
The fact that said arrival was nude, not even the tattered remains of cloth hiding her figure from their gaze, was left unsaid … mainly for fear she would smite them for viewing, or cover up.
“… Shit,†Ranma muttered.
“RANMA SCRYA!†yelled the adult figure of Nanoha Takamachi. “YOU … ARE … MINE!â€
“… Boss?†asked one of the clones.
“…â€
As one, the clones looked at where the original had been … and saw nothing.
“I think you just got promoted,†one of the clones said to the closest one to the staging point.
Twitching, the Shadow Clone turned to the group. “Ya know what, fuck it! Boss is on his own!â€
The other clones offered a silent prayer. It was clear the matured Nanoha was what they were referring to as Stage-3 ‘Gonna Get Me Some’ Syndrome.
“STAY OUT OF HER WAY!†the new leader yelled. “IF SHE WANTS THE BOSS, SHE CAN HAVE HIM!
“NOW, END THIS!â€
Honestly, he wasn’t alone: none of the clones wanted to be pulled into whatever perversion Nanoha had in mind for the Boss.
With eyes wide—and a gleam in her smile that would make The Joker sweat in fear—the Ace of Aces launched herself through the door of the Library—held open by two clones who bowed to her—to find her prey.
“Gonna need some volunteers to make sure she doesn’t start blasting inside here,†the Commander Clone spoke.
“… NOT IT!†cried out many of the clones.
“DAMN IT!â€