Let's face it. Basically all of us have stuff we've written that we'll never publish, fanfiction wise or original writing (unless you're like some people and don't write at all, just read). In the process, though, there are no small number of lines or paragraphs that doubtlessly leave you tickled and wishing you had managed to publish it.
Blah blah blah if you have a line you thought was suitably epic, funny, or just plain weird, post it here. Maybe provide context if you want.
Blah blah blah if you have a line you thought was suitably epic, funny, or just plain weird, post it here. Maybe provide context if you want.
I knew I had made a major mistake about ten minutes after allowing myself to be crowned Emperor.
No, not the being crowned part. Becoming an Emperor. Emperors unfailingly become evil dictators bent on conquering neighboring principalities. King wouldn’t work either, they’re the ones who get conquered.
Magistrate had a nice tune to it. A magistrate was a local judge, sworn to neutrality and whom did his best to benefit society from the bench. Besides, nobody has ever written an evil magistrate in fiction.
No, not the being crowned part. Becoming an Emperor. Emperors unfailingly become evil dictators bent on conquering neighboring principalities. King wouldn’t work either, they’re the ones who get conquered.
Magistrate had a nice tune to it. A magistrate was a local judge, sworn to neutrality and whom did his best to benefit society from the bench. Besides, nobody has ever written an evil magistrate in fiction.