Post your throwaway 'great lines'

Lord Raa

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#26
"You know what the difference is between you and me?"

"People don't want to hate-fuck the bitch out of me?"
 

Lord Raa

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#27
Her skills with her tongue could probably make an Easter Island statue smile; her tits were great and her ass was the stuff of legend.
 

da_fox2279

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#28
Now that's one hell of a description. ;)
 

seitora

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#29
"Bring all of creation to its knees."
The activation chant for a Shikai I had for a Bleach story. It's an unbelievably arrogant and overbearing activation chant, and also something I totally want to repurpose someday in another story.
 

AoMythology

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#30
The activation chant for a Shikai I had for a Bleach story. It's an unbelievably arrogant and overbearing activation chant, and also something I totally want to repurpose someday in another story.
Hmmm... What comes to mind is someone with a Ryūjinjakka equivalent. Maybe Hitsugaya, once he's got enough experience under his belt and has discovered more forms for his Shikai and/or Bankai? (As in, a couple of centuries at least.)
 

Lord Raa

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#31
It had started out as a joke between close friends. Highly inappropriate, but hilarious to all who were in on it. None of those involved had ever expected it to go anywhere. It was just a bit of fun. That’s what everyone had assumed.

But after someone had decided to act, it was no longer a private joke. Now the subject of that joke had been sent an anonymous message that included a photograph.

A saucy photograph, one that the subject wouldn’t want to be seen by the general public.
 

AoMythology

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#32
She was known as the 'Witch of Gaps' to most who had heard of her because Lima was able to slip through practically any defense, be it physical, metaphorical or electronic and steal back items, take advantage of legal loopholes or gather information with impunity... even kill the very rare person who had garnered her ire to an extreme enough degree.

She had gone to great pains to hide -and hide from- her true power, mostly because it even scared Lima herself. She had been called the Mage of Limits by one of her few confidants because her true Natural Ability was infinite potential. Glass ceilings, limitations of physics meant nothing to her. Even the concept of diminishing returns meant little when she could 'munchkin' her way into 'powerleveling' herself to beyond final boss power and having all sorts of skills maxed out.

She hadn't expected that any of her family would inherit any of that, otherwise she would have never let herself reproduce. Her child had shown great power, but nothing in the ballpark of Lima herself. Her grandson had been a painfully regular boy, with nothing to indicate an ability like hers for eighteen years.

And then, Ji-Han had awoken his Natural Ability, better never than late... or at all, really. As Lima put down the controller of her game console, the words 'Flawless Victory' flashing across the screen, she cursed her grandson's name for indirectly forcing her to research this stuff.

Yeah, it's been a while since I've read the Web Manhwa 'The Gamer' and I'm woefully behind, but this occurred to me earlier. It was supposed to be original stuff not fanfic-like, but it slotted really well into The Gamer.
 
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seitora

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#33
@AoMythology That reminds me I need to catch up on The Gamer. And the other manwha I've let big amounts of chapters build up on, like Dice, unOrdinary, and ToG.
 

Lord Raa

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#34
Keitaro Urashima blinked in surprise at the audible notification on his phone. While he got messages from the people he knew, they were rare enough for his gut instinct to tell him that someone needed something from him.

Pulling the phone from his pocket, he frowned when he noticed there were no contact details. His number wasn’t common knowledge, and the first line of text that was displayed didn’t look like a spam message. What added to Keitaro’s confusion was the fact that the message had an image attached. Keitaro unlocked the phone and opened the message.

¬Enjoy!¬

Keitaro’s eyes widened as he took in the image of a beautiful woman dressed in a very loose and indecently short kimono that highlighted her curves and toned legs.
 

Lord Raa

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#35
"You only think I'm acid-tongued because you're such a basic bitch."
 

AoMythology

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#36
An expansion on the fae joke, pretty much. Her name, I chose pretty much on a whim, but the guy's isn't random at all... :cool:

I believe you'll appreciate this, @seitora .

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"So, we are agreed? Your father's health for your firstborn child?" Aster said.

The mortal, Dionysis nodded, saying, "Yes, I accept!"

"Very well," Aster said, "your father will sleep for the next two days and nights on end, at most. When he awakens, his disease will be past never to return and his suffering no more than a recollection of rare, particularly sleepless nights."

"Yes, thank you! Thank you so very much," the naive mortal said, likely not realizing how Aster, or any faerie worth the name, could twist that expression of gratitude into further debt. After a moment of contemplation, Aster decided against.

Too much effort over this forgettable mortal, even if he has been touched by the divine somehow.

"So, when do we start?" The mortal, Dionysis said, confusing Aster a little bit.

"I- would have you elaborate," Aster said, almost stammering, very much unlike her usual composure. The look on the mortal's face might have been the cause.

"Ms. Fairy," Dionysis said, a gleam in his eyes full of an emotion Aster was having trouble placing, "my family on my mother's side... we are direct descendants of the god known as Dionysus, and my father insisted on me having his own father's name, which incidentally means that I'm the only descendant named after our godly ancestor in- ever.

"That apparently has given me some perks... or maybe I was just lucky, for a given value of it. While everyone in this bloodline of mine can hold their liquor almost inexplicably well and some got a second aspect, such as great acting or brewing talent, of even just plain being more resistant to delusions and mental troubles.-"

"...I would have you hasten your explanation, mortal," Aster said, carefully not letting the mortal see that she was rattled.

"Okay, okay, sheesh! Touchy and impatient, much? You see," Dionysis said, "I've inherited each and every aspect, to varying degrees. I'm more fond of alcohol and of partying or 'reveling' or whatever you may call it, but I'm also able to get through such experiences unscathed by alcoholism and mental illness. I was able to convince you with my harmless persona that I was a usual mortal, even though you must have known I have a fair touch more divinity than most demigods directly born to a major god."

At this point, Aster was considering just blasting this mortal to smithereens and thinking of the consequences later, but well, the trainwreck analogy came to her mind. Yes, as mortals might say, she was unable to look away from the trainwreck that her life was seemingly becoming.

"A possibly lesser-known aspect is Dionysus' luck in love, including a male fertility aspect," Dionysis said, "quite simply, I inherited that aspect the most. While any donated sperm will simply not work, any female I breed the- fun way can and likely will get pregnant. Fortunately, I don't have any inclinations that way normally, but the one time I experimented, well- let's just say that that cat and dog were fixed, but that didn't prevent me from getting them pregnant... even with their wombs having been removed. And yes, everything went well and they gave birth to healthy kittens and puppies. A lot of them.

"My point is, fae always being infertile might not be such a problem after all...."

Aster gulped. She wasn't sure she liked where this was going. "I did not specify you would give me a child that way, and I specified your firstborn."

Dionysis shook his head. He said, "You did not specify at all. As for the firstborn part.... That would mean a cat or dog, and I'm sure you wouldn't be interested in that kind of offspring. So, the first child born AFTER our deal is what is going to be it, I suspect."

Aster gulped despite herself. She said, "I am not going to be able to keep you from getting your way, am I?"

Dionysis smiled and winked, as if saying, 'Now, you get it!'

Aster knew that she could prevent Dionysis from- breeding her, despite what she had just said. There was any number of ways she could put a stop to it, not the least being asking him not to touch her that way. While he was a great actor, Aster was still a good enough judge of character to tell he had ironclad morals when it came to consent. She wasn't aware of what had happened with the dog and cat, but reading between the lines, she was certain something had been very- off with him then; possibly under the influence of something that would give even a demigod pause.

However, both she and the mortal man knew that she wouldn't take any of those outs. The chance to get true born fae children was too good an opportunity to drop... not to mention her own curiosity driving her.
 
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AoMythology

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#37
...This expansion came about largely because from what I remember of fae mythology, they can't have children. So, someone who can get pregnant anyone and anything female, even species that aren't compatible otherwise, even ones that have been rendered infertile as the male lead.
 

seitora

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#38
...This expansion came about largely because from what I remember of fae mythology, they can't have children. So, someone who can get pregnant anyone and anything female, even species that aren't compatible otherwise, even ones that have been rendered infertile as the male lead.
As amusing as the post is (and I do appreciate it!), I'm a little surprised you have it here and not in the topic with the prompt and the comic. Albeit, those are in the NSFW section.
 

AoMythology

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#39
As amusing as the post is (and I do appreciate it!), I'm a little surprised you have it here and not in the topic with the prompt and the comic. Albeit, those are in the NSFW section.
I completely forgot about that thread hahaha... I remembered that you had posted about it somewhere and know that you appreciate the breeding kink, but that there was a thread just for this... yeah, it had slipped my mind. :oops:

But yes, if I continue with this, I'll post it there. The continuation would most likely be very NSFW anyway.
 

Lord Raa

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#40
On paper, Tsuruko Aoyama was a good choice for marriage for almost any man. She was strong, beautiful, tall, from a good family, and she was the right age to have a child.

That last part was something that Haruka’s and Keitaro’s grandmother would be quite enthusiastic about. Hina Urashima’s concerns about the government taxing the life out of her family’s legacy were legitimate, but could be mitigated if Keitaro was to marry and have a fruitful union. That would mean that the property could be a wedding gift, rather than have it be picked over and liquidated by the National Tax Agency after her death.

Of course, Tsuruko had competition for Keitaro. Her younger sister, Motoko, and the mercurial girl Keitaro actually liked, Naru.

A stray thought crossed Haruka’s mind: What if Keitaro wanted both Aoyama sisters?

‘No, that’d be ridiculous. Keitaro might be a bit indecisive about which girl he wants to be with, but he’d never try to hook up with sisters,’ Haruka reminded herself.
 

Nanya

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#41
"So... Does anyone know why we're upside down, tied up and naked?"
 

Lord Raa

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#42
‘Wait, if Mom married Keitaro, wouldn’t that make him my stepdad? Would I have to call him “Daddy”?’
 

seitora

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#43
“I think you’re getting there, Scootaloo. You’re changing. You were like, what is the idiom you ponies like to use? A diamond in the rough, when I first saw you. You don’t hesitate to better yourself every day. You outwitted Harp, even if it nearly killed you.”

“Soon, I will see everything,” I said. “I don’t want to die, but I was willing to then if it meant to save Equestria. To continue protecting this world, I have to foresee and plan for every possible contingency.”

“Yes, but what good is being all-seeing if you cannot also be all-present and all-benevolent? Without those as well, you will never be able to react quickly, and your kind heart may soon be jaded faster than mine was.”

I frowned. “What about all-powerful?”

Discord snorted. “All-powerful? What good is being almighty without the heart to harness it for good, the wisdom to use it properly, and the capacity to feel the effects of your strength everywhere it acts? No. You saw how it was when I was all-powerful yet lacked the other three talents. Omnipotence on its own will only lead to ruin.”
From a weird Friendship is Magic idea I had, where in the story, Discord of all creatures mentors Scootaloo, best filly and best pony of the Cutie Mark Crusaders
 
#44
You had to be there, but in Different Colors, something like 100K words along, Ranma has managed to get his male, female, and cat souls working together, Akane gets her berserk under control, and the two of them marry. (There are other bits of fun involving ninja gardeners and the Bonsai Liberation Front, Sailor Moon [especially the cats] and the Masaki shrine, but this was my favorite. Genma has been up to his ears in trouble and Jusenkyo springs, so he's only been back in town for a short while. From Chapter 21:

"Later that day, as the household was preparing for sleep, Genma passed a male Ranma in the hall. "So you're finally being a boy, boy?"

Ranma looked the part-time panda-girl up and down. "If I'm a guy half the time, and a gal half the time, I'm hardly a water magnet at all. I like that. As a cat, I insist on it."

Genma sniffed. "You're going to waste your boy time asleep?"

Ranma smiled. "I'm a tomcat and a married man, oyaji. I'm going to spend my man time in bed." He waggled his eyebrows at Genma, then went into the room he and Akane shared. He closed the door.

Genma stood for a long time, thinking of Nodoka. She was acting standoffish because he hadn't been at the wedding. When he heard the schools being joined, he went, disconsolate, to his lonely futon in the guest room."


That is one subtle lime.
 

Lord Raa

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#46
"I'm always the smartest man in the room."

"I see you spend a lot of time alone."
 
#47
"I'm always the smartest man in the room", Ranma said. He poured water on his head. "Except sometimes I'm the smartest woman in the room."
 

AoMythology

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#48
-You- melted him?
-Yeah, one could say his clothes contained about as much slag as his mother's ever did.

(Edit: I haven't found a story for this piece of dialogue, but let's just say the character who said this, whoever it might be, fully intends to make the family of the recently-deceased follow the latter and is provoking them on purpose and without regard for subtlety...)
 
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AoMythology

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#49
Contains strong profanity. Reader aviation recommended.
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For Shikamaru, ever since that day his teacher had died, just weeks earlier, every day had been one of those days. This particular one, though, had already surpassed them all, and it wasn't even noon yet.

"Who's the shrine-humping drop of cunt juice who ate the last one of Mom's cookies?!"

"What did you just call me, you piece of fermented lard mixed with shit!?"

Shikamaru groaned, saying to himself, "Whose idea was it to have a sleepover as a team like when we were fresh Genin? That person needs to be executed..."

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Yeah, not sorry but I'm vaguely ashamed of writing this #$_& .
 
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