Bleach Postcards from the Edge

Shaderic

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#51
HaHA! Man, that was GOLD.
You not only described college to a T, you set up for the next piece seamlessly,and kept everyone perfectly in character.
But I wonder... How the hell is Ishida supposed to be a party animal? Are those levels in crafting paying off, or what?
 

DhampyrX2

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#52
Fosfor that was beyond excellent as usual. And may I be the first to say that the thought of Benihime doing a Queen Bitch laugh scares the hell out of me. Then again, so does the thought of Kiuske matchmaking.
 

lord geryon

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#53
Yoruichi is going to have a field day teasing the hell out of Ichigo.

And, from little things you've said, if Ichigo tries to tease her back, it's gonna backfire for him. Poor Ichi- no, wait. Lucky Ichigo.
 

zerohour

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#55
And once again, it returns to "Who's going to rape Ichigo."

Nice work! Good characterization of college, roommate seems to be your average dumbass. Nice to see Ishida break out of his shell as well.

Too ba there isn't more Tatsuki, but she was covered in previous snippet, so not a problem.

Looking forward to the next bit!
 

Mev852

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#56
:huh: Did Urahara just pimp Nel out to Ichigo? :huh:

That was awesome. I loved the description of how Ishimura makes every woman appear the same in his head. I know a few guys like that.
 

Fosfor

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#57
zerohour said:
And once again, it returns to "Who's going to rape Ichigo."
Given some stuff in this chapter, it is more amusing than you think. And by now it wouldn't be much of a contest, methinks. B)
 

Fosfor

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#58
Mev852 said:
:huh: Did Urahara just pimp Nel out to Ichigo? :huh:

That was awesome. I loved the description of how Ishimura makes every woman appear the same in his head. I know a few guys like that.
Urahara, for his own amusement and at Benihime's urging, started something that he... didn't quite think through. His zanpakuto did. Sort of. If you want her portrayal by me, go and read Crimson Edge - I am making her just about identical here. And that should tell you all you need to know about the lady in question. B)

Even she won't anticipate what will the result of this 'innocent' little prank be. Ichigo will remember his days of nice, predicatble boredom with fondness.
 

lord geryon

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#59
I hoping this 'something' that Urahara got started involves Yoruichi too.

I'm guessing it does, from what I've read so far, But I thought to ask to find out for certain.
 

zeebee1

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#60
I have a feeling that Ichigo was actualy right. That what he needs to know is instinctual. Can you really learn instinct?
 

explorerbean

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#61
zeebee1 said:
I have a feeling that Ichigo was actualy right. That what he needs to know is instinctual. Can you really learn instinct?
Maybe not the way you're thinking, but you might need to set up a specific situation first so that a different instinctual response triggers. In the end, it works however Fosfor says it does.
 

The Sandman

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#62
Just to add in a little bit about Japanese college life:

First, in Japan college is generally more laid back than here. The whole thing is that once you get into college, you're set; unless you're at one of the top-rank schools (Tokyo, Waseda, Kyoto, etc.), you have to work at it to flunk out. It's basically the four years in a Japanese person's life where they aren't utterly beholden to some sort of strict set of responsibilities and can therefore unwind a little before entering the soul-crushing workplace.

Second, clubs are a much, much bigger thing there than here. Basically, if it's actually considered a club then you've got club stuff 5-6 days per week. Circles are a little less intensive, but they're still going to be meeting two, maybe three times a week. And figure that pretty much everybody is in one, because there are clubs and circles for virtually everything.

Expect that Ichigo and crew had an interesting time avoiding recruitment by any of the athletic clubs. I can actually see him wandering into a circle focused on supernatural stuff occasionally just to be amused by what they think is going on.

And Orihime probably tried to join some sort of cooking circle. The end results would make an amusing story in their own right.

Frats as we know them, however, don't exist. Nor do dorms. The social role of the former is taken by club/circle life, and the latter just isn't there for some reason. About the only exception is foreign students; there usually are dorms of some sort at the places that regularly have exchange students coming in.

I also have this amusing mental image of Ishida being dragooned by the local Genshiken-esque club to a) make costumes and B) convince Orihime to wear the ones that don't work with normal Japanese female proportions.

Also, what are the chances that Ichigo minors in Spanish? If nothing else, as part of a quest to try and figure out why everything Hollow-related seems to be in that language?
 

Mev852

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#63
Fosfor said:
Urahara, for his own amusement and at Benihime's urging, started something that he... didn't quite think through. His zanpakuto did. Sort of. If you want her portrayal by me, go and read Crimson Edge - I am making her just about identical here. And that should tell you all you need to know about the lady in question. B)

Even she won't anticipate what will the result of this 'innocent' little prank be. Ichigo will remember his days of nice, predicatble boredom with fondness.
I swear, fosfor, that Aizen Avatar is more than fitting for you.

Using Benihime as an actual character also sounds really intriguing. I can only think of one other instance where I've read that, and it was only a snippet. Nothing more. So, I would like to see some character/Zanpakuto interaction.

Also, thanks for pointing me to Crimson Edge. I'm enjoying it.
 

DhampyrX2

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#64
All I can speculate on is what a mix of Arrancar and former Vizard/Shinigami with full Hollow powers would mean in terms of offspring. Super Babies of DOOM springs to mind.
 

Fosfor

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#65
DhampyrX2 said:
All I can speculate on is what a mix of Arrancar and former Vizard/Shinigami with full Hollow powers would mean in terms of offspring. Super Babies of DOOM springs to mind.
Not really. Kisuke really didn't think that far - it is for his and Benihime's amusement.
 

Skelethin

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#66
Fosfor said:
DhampyrX2 said:
All I can speculate on is what a mix of Arrancar and former Vizard/Shinigami with full Hollow powers would mean in terms of offspring.? Super Babies of DOOM springs to mind.
Not really. Kisuke really didn't think that far - it is for his and Benihime's amusement.
Which, as all such things are, is going to turn around and bite them BOTH in the ass.

which should be pretty fucking epic.
 

Nikas_Zekeval

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#67
Skelethin said:
Fosfor said:
DhampyrX2 said:
All I can speculate on is what a mix of Arrancar and former Vizard/Shinigami with full Hollow powers would mean in terms of offspring.? Super Babies of DOOM springs to mind.
Not really. Kisuke really didn't think that far - it is for his and Benihime's amusement.
Which, as all such things are, is going to turn around and bite them BOTH in the ass.

which should be pretty fucking epic.
A bored Kisuke is more dangerous than banging on a bomb with a sledgehammer. :ph43r:
 

Jetflash

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#69
Nikas_Zekeval said:
Skelethin said:
Fosfor said:
DhampyrX2 said:
All I can speculate on is what a mix of Arrancar and former Vizard/Shinigami with full Hollow powers would mean in terms of offspring.á Super Babies of DOOM springs to mind.
Not really. Kisuke really didn't think that far - it is for his and Benihime's amusement.
Which, as all such things are, is going to turn around and bite them BOTH in the ass.

which should be pretty fucking epic.
A bored Kisuke is more dangerous than banging on a bomb with a sledgehammer. :ph43r:
Didn't really seem to be a problem for Bugs and company.

 

theM

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#70
lunaitc said:
Nikas_Zekeval said:
A bored Kisuke is more dangerous than banging on a nuclear bomb with a sledgehammer.? :ph43r:
fixed
You realize nuclear bombs don't detonate on impact, right? <_<
 

jbcarpen

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#71
theM said:
lunaitc said:
Nikas_Zekeval said:
A bored Kisuke is more dangerous than banging on a nuclear bomb with a sledgehammer.á :ph43r:
fixed
You realize nuclear bombs don't detonate on impact, right? <_<
Not only that, but if you bang on it hard enough, it's possible to knock components out of alignment enough to take it from a nuclear device to a dirty chemical explosive. The alignment needs to be really precise to guarantee a nuclear reaction.

However, the amount of banging it would take to do that is sufficient that you'll get better results with a screwdriver and a basic understanding of bomb construction.
 

bissek

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#72
Given Zangetsu's shikai shape, I'd think that a reference to cleavers would be more appropriate than hatchets.
 

Cyn

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#73
jbcarpen Posted on Mar 19 2009, 09:02 PM
? QUOTE (theM @ Mar 19 2009, 07:18 PM)
QUOTE (lunaitc)
QUOTE (Nikas_Zekeval @ Mar 19 2009, 12:54 PM)
A bored Kisuke is more dangerous than banging on a nuclear bomb with a sledgehammer.? ?


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You realize nuclear bombs don't detonate on impact, right??


Not only that, but if you bang on it hard enough, it's possible to knock components out of alignment enough to take it from a nuclear device to a dirty chemical explosive. The alignment needs to be really precise to guarantee a nuclear reaction.

However, the amount of banging it would take to do that is sufficient that you'll get better results with a screwdriver and a basic understanding of bomb construction.?
The scary thing is that is true. The US air force requires a college degree to fly a plane but only a GED to work on the ICBMs and the Nukes. How twisted is that.
 

The Sandman

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#74
bissek said:
Given Zangetsu's shikai shape, I'd think that a reference to cleavers would be more appropriate than hatchets.
On the other hand, with Nel moving in with him, it's not as if Ichigo needs more cleavage in his life at the moment.
 
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