Harry Potter Random Character Filters thread

[zerohour]

This could probably be integrate with the Random Idea thread, but I figured this could use a bit more attention , since it's a new idea on how to do it.

I crunched the numbers, and FF.net's filter settings allows for nearly 60000 possible pairing options, if you allow self pairings. So I got bored, and started generating pairings.

223x44=Susan BonesxCho Chang
194x155=Ritchie C.xN. Tonks
207x147= Rufus S.x Morfin G.
92x22= Gregory G.xAstoria G.
74x184=Fenrir G.x Professor Kettleburn

Given the sheer number of characters, it's likely that anything written will be the only thing in that character setting. heck it doesn't even have to be romance/pairing, just two people doing something together. See the random ideas I came up with:

1. Susan and Cho fight about Luna's treatment.
2. I don't know who Ritchie C. is, so I'll just make him Tonks' partner for a buddy cop oneshot.
3. Who the heck is Morfin? Now she's Rufus' sexretary. I mean secretary.
4. Goyle boning Draco's wife.
5. I think Kettleburn was the Magical Creature teacher, so I'm thinking crazy dominatrix making Fenrir her pet during the full moon. Or maybe his pet, depending on the amount of squick I want.



Markers, in case I want to do some more, or someone else wants a crack at it:
10: Alphard B.
20: Ariana D.
30:Bathilda B.
40:Caradoc D.
50ean T.
60raco M.
70: F. FLitwick
80:Fridwulfa
90:Godric G.
100: Hestia C.
110:Jimmy P.
120:Leanne
130:Luna L.
140:Michael C.
150:Mrs. Zabini
160:Nicolas F.
170arvati P.
180: Pius T.
190:Rabastan L.
200:Ronan
210:Sanguini
220:Susan B.
230: Tom R. Sr.
240: Walden M.



So, what do you guys think?



Edit:
126x160: Louis W.xNicolas F. Nicolas passes the Stone on to some random rube I don't remember.
169x229: Pansy P.xTom R. Jr. Pansy gets a personal audience with Voldie
105x133: I. PincexMarcus F.: because librarians need love too.
60x135: Draco M.xMarietta E. Draco pressuring Marietta into turning on the DA
9x17: Alicia S.x Antonin D. Duel to the death

 

[zeebee1]

A duel to the death isn't what one would consider a conventional pairing.

 

[zerohour]

I addressed that point, since they just have to be interacting. Trying to kill each other counts.

 

[Archanon]

Morfin G. is Morfin Gaunt, I believe. He's dead. And was mostly insane.

 

[Prince Charon]

1. Susan and Cho fight about Luna's treatment.

That could be interesting.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

1. Susan and Cho fight about Luna's treatment.

That could be interesting.

Which ones for and who's against?

 

[zerohour]

You know, other people can give this a shot too. That's why I included a reference list.

29x203=Crouch SeniorxRosemerta: Drowning the sorrows of losing his wife with a busty barmaid
212x152=SeamusxMundungus: A new thief in the making
206x141=HagridxMillicent Bulstrode: Training the apprentice groundskeeper
124x223=Lisa TurpinxTeddy Lupin: Someone needs to be the godmother, right?
171x1= PeevesxAberforth Dumbledore: ???

 

[Lord of Bones]

Morfin Gaunt is either Voldemort's uncle or grandfather.

 

[Prince Charon]

1. Susan and Cho fight about Luna's treatment.

That could be interesting.

Which ones for and who's against?

Well, Susan's a Hufflepuff, and we don't get the best impression of Cho, what with Marietta...

 

[zerohour]

Morfin Gaunt is either Voldemort's uncle or grandfather.

Then change it to them meeting in the afterlife, or Rufus cursing Morfin's grave.

 

[mandrke]

126x160:? Louis W.xNicolas F.? Nicolas passes the Stone on to some random rube I don't remember.

Louis W. is the son of Bill and Fleur Weasley. (Hidden Character of Epilogue)

However I'll Try to set up a generator.

 

[mandrke]

And Here it is
<a href='http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9895488/HP%20list.xls' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9895488/HP%20list.xls</a>

 

[zerohour]

Orion Black and Percy Weasley: Percy does his History of Magic Project on a prominent pureblood.
Su Li and Caradoc Dearborn: Marriage meeting?
Helga Hufflepuff and Fawkes: Helga talks with her familiar.
Muriel (aunt of Molly Weasley) and Petunia Dursley: Two ships passing in the night at a bar on the eve of Voldemort's first demise.
Eloise Midgen and Sturgis Podmore: A regular encounter at the Ministry
Draco Malfoy and Bane: Draco gets lost during detention first year, and meets someone decidedly less friendly.
Narcissa Malfoy and Professor Sprout: A look into Narcissa's school days.
Ernie Macmillan and Ladislaw Zamojski: Who's Ladislaw?
Dennis Bishop and Evan Rosier: No idea who these guys are.
Cormac McLaggen and Bellatrix Lestrange: Bellatrix gets herself a boytoy after Dumbledore's death
Giant Squid and Alecto Carrow: Class goes horribly wrong (or right) during 7th year

 

[mandrke]

Ernie Macmillan and Ladislaw Zamojski:áá Who's Ladislaw?
Dennis Bishop and Evan Rosier: No idea who these guys are.

Did you even take a good look at my Spreadsheet?
in the HP character sheet there is links to the HP wiki article on the character.
or please use V2 of my Generator @ the same place!

Any way... here is the unknown characters.

• Ladislaw Zamojski: said to be the best chaser in Poland (HP:OotP)
• Dennis Bishop: (probably Muggle) Fellow orphan at the orphanage where Voldemort grew up. Quite psychologically traumatised after TMR showed him and Amy Benson to the cave where he later hid the Slytherin locket.
• Evan Rosier: Death Eater, Killed my Moody ~1980, Classmate of the Marauders

 

[zerohour]

So Ernie gets some lockeroom tickts or becomes a professional quidditch player.

Second one... Bishop and Rosier discuss Voldemort in the afterlife.

 

[mandrke]

Gen Time:

• Hedwig and Albus Severus Potter - Albus potter goes to the memorial stone/Plaque for Hedwig
• Mrs. Granger and James Sirius Potter - The Potters goes with The Weasleys to Hermione's Parent's place (maybe the Grangers consider the Potters pseudo-Family)
• Ariana Dumbledore and Millicent Bullstrode - Millicent works in the Hog's Head Inn post Abeforth's death... and talks to the painting...
• Percy Weasley and Ted Tonks - Percy is running a census and the Tonks family is being counted
• Molly Weasley and Marge Dursley - Marge is part of a Conservative Anglican mob on a Witch Hunt near Ottery St. Mary
• Lysander Scamander and Lucy Weasley - Percy's daughter becomes a mentor to Luna's Son
• Amycus Carrow and Dean Thomas - Torture/Gorn scene or fight at Hogwarts
• Ritchie Coote and Pansy Parkinson - Bulling by Pansy during 7th year
• Ron Weasley and Ludo Bagman - Ron confronting Bagman about Fred And George's Missing money

also note: as due to a list update (add Dr. Granger) I added the characters (Mrs. Granger and Mr. Granger)

 

[mandrke]

BOING!! after ten months... an updated version of the generator has been developed!!!