Random Game Time

[Lord Raa]

Depending on how this one goes, we could have another round or two.

 

[EagleCeres]

Your username is a new virus, what does the virus do?

Every webpage you open on any browser has different versions of the the 'MURRICAN EAGLE FREEEDOM meme replacing photos/images on websites (even porn sites).

 

[akun50]

akun50 virus - First, your desktop image is also replaced with a picture of two girls in tight spandex scissoring.
Finds several anime porn sites and downloads either specifically tagged images or random images until it takes up 70% of each and every one of your available hard drives.

Then replaces your screensaver with a slideshow of said images.

Also randomizes the password to get out of the screensaver with descriptions of how you love boobs and wish to snuggle butts.

Deleting the various images downloaded via this virus causes one of the most annoying songs in the world to play (i.e. the ones that stick in your head and never go away).

 

[nixofcyzerra]

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...I got nothing.

The protagonist of the last video game you played is trying to kill you. On a scale of 1-10, how screwed are you?

 

[Mick]

Well how well would guns work against the darkspawn from dragon age?

 

[lhklan]

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...I got nothing.

The protagonist of the last video game you played is trying to kill you. On a scale of 1-10, how screwed are you?

Well, since the last video game I played don't exactly have a protagonist (It's Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends - though one can consider Lu Bu for the position) I'll have to go with the second last.

Which was... Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

... ... ... I'm fuc- *Zandatsu'd*

 

[akun50]

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...I got nothing.

The protagonist of the last video game you played is trying to kill you. On a scale of 1-10, how screwed are you?

Hmmmm, a curious question since the last game I played was World of Warcraft, which doesn't have any particular protagonist, as YOUR character is supposed to be the closest thing to a protagonist... though many of my characters are at the level cap and have a wide assortment of brutal means to kill enemies, which would leave me quite thoroughly boned.

Thrall or Varian are the only other characters who might be considered "protagonists".

I'm fucked if it's either of those two. I'd like to pretend I'd have some sort of chance against either, but I know I would be dead faster than I could react.

 

[DaJuggernaut]

Considering I was playing Jojo's Bizarre Adventure All Star Battle, and the protagonists consist of nearly the entire Joestar bloodline?

...so dead.

 

[MnemoD]

You get constant pop ups every 10-15 mins of a cute girl smiling and waving before saying "I love you." ... And then extremely loud hardcore asian squealing like a pig porn.

 

[violinmana]

Your computer goes to sleep and wakes every 3 minutes, while terminating a random half of your processes.