This is an OLD AIM fic I co-wrote with Chibi-chan, several years ago. In my defense I think I was on a sugar high at the time. Or maybe I was just High Well enjoy. (On a sidenote Skyfox is only part of my AIM screename.. the rest has been removed for my protection.)
Saturday Night Moggle
(Or ôFree Time + AIM = Troubleö)
By: Chibi-chan and Skyfox
*Scene: Somewhere on the Falconà*
Mog: *Tripping out* Travolta's got NOTHING on me! Kupo!
Edgar: Terra...What exactly have you been feeding him?
Terra: Oh, just some mushrooms this peculiar doctor gave me, why?
Celes: THATS IT! I'M DOING THE SHOPPING FROM NOW ON!!
Locke: Pick me up a Thief's Glove while you're out. I, uh, need it for "Treasure Hunting"... ^^;
Mog: AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AAH STAYYYIIINNG ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!
Setzer: The horror...the horror
Gogo: *Mimicking* AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AAH STAYYYIIINNG ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!
Gau: ARGH! MR.THOU!! MR.THOU!! What that HORRIBLE SCREECHING?
Cyan: æTis the ancient evil known as 'Disco'à
Relm: DIE! *Sketches Mog, but it ends up dancing too* ARGH!
Edgar: THIS IS WORSE THAN KEFKA!!!
*Edgar uses his Chainsaw upon the evil disco ball*
Shadow: .............. Sic 'im, Interceptor. *Points at Mog. Interceptor, frightened by disco, hides in a nearby closet. Shadow sweatdrops* .......................
*Edgar and the rest start bouncing around as the room shakes*
Edgar: WHAT THEà?!? *Turns and looks, we see Umaro following his Boss and dancing along*
Edgar: It gets worse...
Gogo: It gets worse...
Sabin: Hey, what's that catchy tune?
*Terra summons a mallet and bashes Sabin over the head with it*
Terra: It had to be done...
Mog: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!
All except Umaro and gogo: -_-;;;
Celes: ... gimme the mallet, Terra.
Terra: Hey, summon your own, sistah!
KefkaÆs ghost: IÆVE COME BACK! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! TO TORMENT YOU WITH MY NEW LIGHT OF JUDGMENT... *Pauses, spots Mog, Gogo and Umaro, and shudders* Oh no... this is much worse torture... I guess my vengeance is served! *Fades away*
Relm: Aw, bugger it! *Sketches mallet, grabs hold of it and bashes Gogo and Umaro with it, then turns her attention directly to Mog* You're next, disco boy!
*Mog summons a spell at transforms Relm into a disco girl clothes and all*
Disco Relm: Do the hustle! Da da dum da da da da dum... *Starts dancing*
Strago: NOOOOO!! MY GRANDDAUGHTER!!
Edgar: ITÆS CONTAGIOUS!!!
Celes: Perhaps we should flee... ^^;;
Shadow: Umaro is blocking the only exit. Anyone here think they can move his unconscious form?
Terra: Allow me. *Walks up to Umaro and holds mallet like a golf club* FORE!! *Tries to mallet Umaro out of the way, but the mallet breaks* Bugger!
Cyan: We art doomed...
Gau: Gau not like disco...
Edgar: There is only one hopeà *Dramatic pause, then he shoutsà* WE MUST SEND HIM TO SATELLITE TO WATCH BAD FANFICTION!!
Terra: What will that accomplish?
Edgar: He will drive other people insane with his dancing.
Locke: Just as luck would have it, I found this satellite on a recent treasure hunt...
Celes: How do you find a SATELLITE on a treasure hunt? Just where have you been going, hmmm?
Locke: Er... *Horrible Xelloss impression* Sore wa, himitsu desu! ^^;;
Celes: *Dangerous tone of voice* There wouldn't have happened to be any other ladies on this ôTreasure Huntö, were there, dear?
Locke: N-no- NO! Of course not! Why would you even think that?!
Celes: Because I KNOW you...
Cyan: Give it up lad... There ætis no correct way to answer that queryà
Locke: OK, OK! This weird girl with funny ears and a tail convinced me to run an errand for her and I ended up in space! Tho' there was this insane inventor woman on board who, er, "wanted a piece of me", I avoided her the whole time! Honest! ^^;;;
Celes: LOCKE NO BAKA!!! *Slams summoned mallet over LockeÆs head* Now about sending Mog to the satelliteà
Edgar: I just so happen to have recently constructed a catapult to launch Mog to the satellite.
Terra: How'd you do that?
Edgar: *Shrugs* Some guy was selling Instant Plot DevicesÖà
Locke: *Dazed* erg... mama, I don't want to ride the chocobo, it's scary...
Strago: I must discover a way to undo this HORRIBLE MIND CONTROL ON MY GRANDDAUGTHER!!
Shadow: I'll helpà *Mutters under his breath* After all she is my sisterà
(Skyfox: Please tell me you figured that one out.)
(Chibi: Sister? I heard Relm was his daughter... I never got any of his dreams in the first place, so I don't know much about it...)
(Skyfox: It was my understanding he is realms older brother... and that is why Interceptor will obey Relm.)
Edgar: All right, if the authors are done with their commentary?
(Both: Yes, Your Highnessà)
Edgar: Good. Now, Mog, I want you to show us your best dance right on this floorà *Reveals a big X on the floor*
Shadow: *Muttering* Oh the shame... my sister... the shameà
Locke: *Still dazed* I vill do the german dance for you, it's fun and gay and tra la la....
Mog: Kupo! I shall dance... MACHO, MACHO MOOGLE!! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MOOGLE!! *Edgar edges towards a BIG switch*
Sabin: *Starting to get up* Wow, cool music! ^_^ *Terra flattens him again. Edgar pulls the switch and Mog flies through the air with greatest of ease. Relm stops and shakes her head*
Relm: Whaà what happened?
Strago: *To Shadow* Should we tell her?
Shadow: *To Strago* You do and I shall have to kill you.
Locke: Celes? Honey? Darling? I'm sorry... Look, I, umm... acquired this big diamond from some girl with two meatballs for a hairstyle!
Celes: "Acquired"? Locke... *sweatdrop*
Locke: Hey, according to her, it's magical tooà Say something like... Ummà I don't know; whatever first comes to your mind...
Celes: How 'bout... Bibitty bobbity boo!
Locke: Er, I think you have to say something ôpower make-upö to activate it.
Celes: OK then... Runic power make-up! *Quick transformation scene*
Locke: O_O *Long pause* Am I glad I got this! You look great in a sailor fuku! ^_^
Gau: Uuuuhh... *Faints with a nosebleed*
Edgar: *See anà ôannoyedö Terra morph to Esper form* I DIDNÆT SEE ANYTHING!! TERRA, CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL!! DON'T HURT ME!!
Sailor Runic: What the...?! I'm a general, not some Magic Girl floozy!
Locke: Homina, hominaà *wolf whistle*
Cyan: MADAM!! Please, thou art showing far too much leg...
Relm: Grandpa, can I have a dress like that?
Strago and Shadow: NO!!
Gogo: *Mimicking* Runic power make-up!
*Nothing happens except that we see a slight skirt appear through his/her/its robes*
Setzer: I should be surprised... I'm not, but I should be...
Locke: *Has a extremely goofy grin on his face* ^____^
Terra: Edgar... Who do you think would look better in a sailor fuku? Me or Celes?
Edgar: You! YOU!!
Gogo: Edgar... Who do you think would look better in a sailor fuku? Me or Celes?
Edgar: I REFUSE to answer that question beyond that Terra would look lovely in WHATEVER she choose to wore... Go ask Cyan.
Gogo: But aren't I kawaii? ^^;;
Realm: We aren't sure WHAT YOU ARE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
Gogo: What do you mean by that?! Isn't it obvious what I am?!
All: -_-;;;;
Gau: Aaaoooohhà Gau had a odd dream where Sword Lady changed into magic girl with.... *Sees Celes* short... skirt... Umm, Mr. Thou... what is this strange feeling?
Cyan: æTis called puberty... I shall explain later.
Sailor Runic: Is that a trick question, Gogo?
*Locke drops a smoke bomb. When he reappears, he is dressed in a tuxedo. He holds a rose...*
Locke: I gotta look the part! ^_^
Sailor Runic: Tuxedo Thief, I presume.
Tuxedo Locke: That's lowà -_-;;
Gau: Mr. Thou, Mr. Thou! Does this mean treasure hunter is now wimpy rose boy?
Edgar: Wimpy... rose... boy... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Gogo: Hmph, you want to know what I am? I am...
Sabin: ...a man... of the SEA! *twee-BOOM!* ^_^
Gogo: BUM RUSH!! *Kicks Sabin's ass*
Edgar: You know, Terra, as long as Celes and... *snicker* wimpy rose boy are going to dress up, we should dress up as a couple too!
Gogo: Hmph, I am... *Tosses robes in the air, ala B-ko, to reveal...*
Sailor Mime: *Appears to be a gender-ambiguous person, like Sailor Uranus, Pat, or Ramza Beoulve (Chibi: I though he was a _girl_ at first... -_-;
* This is what I am!
Umaro: AAARRROOO UGA BOOGA UGGA UGGA!!
*Translation: What ever happened to boss?*
Setzer: Sailor Mime? POKEBALL, GO!!!
Sailor Mime: What the heck?!
Relm: Sailor Mime is Mister MimeÆs evolved form!! POKEBALL, GO!!
Sailor Mime: WHAT?! *Tries to avoid the Pokeballs* Stop it already! I'm not a Pokemon! *Terra and Edgar duck out to find some costumes...*
EdgarÆs voice: *Off screen* YOU CANÆT BE SERIOUS!!
TerraÆs voice: *ditto* But itÆs PERFECT! *Edgar and Terra reappear as Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev*
Edgar: *Blushing* How embarrassingà
Sailor Runic: Well, at least it's not Zelgadis and Xellos... *sweatdrop*
Relm: WAI!!! A COSUTME PARTY!! *Grabs Gau and drags him off. Soon they return dressed as Ferio and Fuu. Gau struggles to tote a replica of Ferio's sword out with him (The dude's sword's about as big as Cloud's...)*
Relm: GRANDPA!! YOUR TURN!!
Strago: What? That's undignified...
Relm: GET MOVING, YOU OLD FART!!
Strago: OK, OK, sheesh! *Shakes his head* Young people these days... *Goes into another room*
Shadow: I'm afraid to see what the old geezer is going to come out as...
Relm: YOU'RE NEXT, SHADOW!!!
Shadow: ......................;; *Quickly hides in the closet Interceptor was hiding in earlier*
Relm: Pweaze Shadow? For me? *Looks at Shadow with big innocent eyes. Strago comes out as... Master Roshi*
Shadow: *sigh* ................... *Comes out of the closet dressed as James of Team Rocket* Happy?
Realm: WAI!!!!! Setzer YOUR TURN!
Setzer: What?!
Realm: If you don't, I will paint your portrait...
Setzer: I'm going! I'M GOING!;; *Hurries out of the room*
Cyan: *sigh* ... I suppose I should go and think up something to as well...
Umaro : UGA UGA booga RARRHH!! *Trans.: I don't know where boss is, but I'll play!!*
Setzer: *Steps out as...* Bean Bandit, at your service. ^_^ *Cyan disappears*
Cyan: Argh.... What to dress up as.... Hmm, I should be someone wise and noble. Hmm... *Cyan comes back as.... * I am the Blue Thunder of Doma Castle!
Sailor Runic: ... excuse me... *Leaves the room. Hysterical laughter can be heard. Gogo re-enters dressed up as a blob. When he/she/it left is still a mysteryà*
Cyan: And who mayest thou be?
Gogo: DITTO DIT DIT DITTO!!
Sabin: POKEMON!! Gotta catch æem all! ^_^ *Sabin exits, then quickly returns in a pink gi* OOSHA!!
Edgar: My brother... I am so embarrassed. -_-;;
Sailor Runic: *Re-enter the room after recovering from her laughing fit and sees Sabin* Oh... my... God... BW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^^;;;
Setzer Bandit: Was your brother dropped on his head as an infant?
Edgar: IÆm not sure, but I certainly think so sometimesà
Umaro: *Off stage* UGGGAAA RARHH!! *Trans.: How do you get these things on?!?* *Umaro steps out as...*
Umaro (Luna the cat): Gwaaaagh rooooo! *Trans: It's time for Sailor Moon!"*
Edgar: WHAT THEà?!?
Terra: -_-;;;
Relm: Dude, that's #@(&ed up right here.
Tuxedo Locke: Could be worse...Mog could still be down here discoing... I wonder how their doing up at the satellite?
*Up on the satellite...*
Rudy: *Tries to shoot Mog* Crap! Out of ammo!
Mog: Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang, yeah yeah! *Lucca shoots Mog... and barely scratches him*
Lucca: Damn variable damage!
Jack: Let me try... *Draws sword* Shadow Bind! *Mog is stuck in one place, but that doesn't stop the singing...* ... crap.
Mog: I will survive! I will survi-ive! *Hanpan standing besides Mog with a HUGE afro*
Hanpan: It's a catchy tune!
Jack: Guardians, not you too, Hanpan!;;
Lucca: Maybe he was hit by that same magic attack that got Rini?
Rudy: I'm made out of living metal... Maybe if I jumped out the airlock, I would survive...
Disco Rini: Disco, disco DUUUUUUUUUCK! I wanna be, a disco duck!
Lucca: What I WANT to know is where she got those hot pink go-go bootsà *Jack is restraining Rudy from jumping out the airlock*
Klaus: Um, Mr... Mog, is it? Would you please refrain from disco dancing and singing? ^^;;;
MOG: IN THE NAVY !! YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS!!
Rudy: We're doomed, DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!
Zelgadis: Eh... Can't be any worse than when Xelloss got his hands on that Karma Sutra thing.
Disco Rini: *Grabs Zel and tries to get him to dance too* These boots were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do!
Zelgadis: *Mutters* One of these days I HAVE to learn a teleport spellà *Out loud* Rini... Jack would LOVE to dance with you right now... I have to go check out my beatnik groupà
Disco Rini: Oh, but you're so much cuter! DANCE with me, my pretty! Shake your BOOTY! ^_^
Zelgadis: ... if I were to shake my booty, it would destroy the satellite....
Disco Rini: Oh, cool! ^_^
Zel: O_O *Short pause* Excuse me I have to go... umm... check out those nice mushrooms that some doctor left behind! *Muttering* I'm going to be high for thisà
Mog: Disco fevah! Disco fevah! Disco fevah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye-ah!
Rudy: Can I have some of those mushrooms?
Lucca: Count me it too! *Lucca, Rudy and Zelgadis flee the room...leaving Jack to the tender mercies of Rini*
Disco Rini: C'mere and _DANCE_, sugar-butt!
Jack: "Sugar-butt"?! _EXCUSE_ me?!
Hanpan: GET IN TO THE GROOVE OF IT, MAN!! *The aforementioned fleers return in an altered state of mindà*
Lucca: Thish is shome ssthrong shuff man...
Rudy: Wow, the colors... Hey, I can see Jane and Ceciliaà AND THEYÆRE NUDE! O_O
Klaus: *Thinks* Good, she's ignoring me... C'mon, man, you can think of a way out of this! You didn't get to the top of your class by slacking off, now did you? *Mog hits Klaus with a spell*
Klaus: Must... resist... power of disco... guh...
Rini: JACK!! You need a Wardrobe change! *Drags Jack off screen. We hear a variety of pleas for mercy and various sounds of mayhem. Rini drags Jack back onstage with Jack dressed up like John Travolta from ôSaturday Night Feverö*
Jack: *Thinks* Gotta use plan B and FAST! *Takes candy bar out of Inventory Space. Out-loud...* Lookie, Rini, _Dove_ chocolate. See? See the chocolate? *Rini nods. Jack throws the chocolate bar into the theater* Go get it! *Rini chases the chocolate into the theater. Jack quickly shuts and locks the door* Ha! That'll hold her! *Rini pops up behind Jack*
Rini: Hello, my studly Disco muffin!!
Jack: HOW?!?
Rini: This nice little skunk named Pepe gave me some tips... Now letÆs dance!
Mog: AH AH AH AH!! STAYIN ALIVVVVVVEEE!!
Jack: ACK! Someone _DO_ something!!
Rudy: Why, Cecilia! Jane.... a mÚnage a trois? In all this pretty colors? I've neverà
Lucca: *giggle* Look at all the pretty soundsà
Zelgadis: I can dig it, manà
Jack: ... I'm doomed...
Mog: Y. M.C.A.!! Fun to stay at the Y. M.C.A.!!
Jack: *mutters* YMCA...NO!! MUST...RESIST...MUST...STAY.... STRONG... MUST...IMPERSONATE...SHATNER...IN....ORDER...TO...RESIST...
Klaus: No. Disco... *Screams* Disco SUUUUUUUUUUCKS! ARGH! *Raises right hand* READY! *Uses rune to blink Mog off the satellite*
Marle: *On the view-screen* My my! What is this cute little creature?
Klaus: Eheh, I forgot that I had that Blinking Rune attached before I got here. Silly me. ^_^;
*Back at the costume partyà*
Locke: You know, if it weren't for that fic they showed me, I would pity the Mads... *Mutters* They were kind of cuteà
Sailor Runic: WHAT WAS THAT?!? RUNIC SPIRAL ATTACK!! *Blasts Locke into a wall. Surprisingly, heÆs still standing*
Relm: *Raises an eyebrow* Even Xelloss, Locke?
Locke: Well no, but Marle... umà er, I mean.à erà Her radiance wasn't comparable to yours, Celes..
Sailor Runic: Oh, so youÆre saying sheÆs radient, are you?! *growls* I bet you FLIRTED with them too!!
Locke: Well, umm...*Sailor Runic proceeds to start a beatdown on Tuxedo Locke*
Edgar: *Winces* I was unaware the human body could bend that way...
Gogo: Ditto! *Gets popcorn from who-knows-where*
Umaro: Rwar garuru! *Trans: Gimme popcorn!*
Sabin: Hmmmm..... That's an interesting technique. I wonder if I could learn it. OOSHA!!
Strago: I once dated this woman when I was younger who could move like that... I really miss her...
Relm: We did NOT need that info! >.<
Shadow: ... I feel ill... *All continue to watch. Suddnely, all the guys winces and cross their legs*
Edgar: Now that's just wrong... Terra, did I ever mentioned that you are the only woman for me and whatever you want you may have, justas long as you don't learn that move from Celes? *Terra grins evilly* Right... *Mutters* Note to self: buy big boquets, diamonds, and chocolate for my dear ladyà
Setzer: You know that's probably going to ruin your nightlife for a while, Celes...
Gogo: Ditto! Dit dit ditto! *Trans: Dude, I don't think even _I_ could mimic _that_!*;;
Umaro: Rowr? *Trans: Really?*
Terra: à and I want dinner at the MOST exclusive restaurant in Jidoor, and then we can go to the auction house...
Edgar: Yes, dear...
Gau: ... king man whipped, Mr. Thou?
Cyan: Well, yes, it seems that way... *Terra transforms into her Esper form*
Terra: YOU MAKING FUN OF MY MAN?!? *Gau faints in fear*
Relm: I called it. Pay up, Shadow. *Shadow gives Relm 10 GP*
Shadow: ....................... blind luck.
Cyan: M..M...MADAM!!! Please, I meant NOTHING by it! Please control yourself!
Terra-esper-lian: TERRA SMASH!! TERRA SMASH PUNY SWORD MAN!!
Setzer: I TOLD you that letting her read your old Hulk comics was a BAD thing, Sabin....
Cyan: Perhaps discretion ætis the better part of valor...
Relm: *Mutters* Crap... Do I even _have_ another 10 GP...? *Terra catches up with Cyan and proceeds to drive him into he ground like a tent peg*
Shadow: ... pay up.
Relm: Dangit! *Shoves 20 GP into Shadow's hands* And I hope you _choke_ on it.
Edgar: Look, Terra... Belgium chocolates... *Waves box of chocolate at her*
Terra: *Morphs back to human form* CHOCOLATES?!? *Proceeds to snatch them and give Edgar a kiss that makes Face Huggers look noncommittal*
Setzer: MAN, some guys have all the luck!
Relm: Well, I think you're cute! *hug*
Setzer: *sweatdrop* Er, you're a too little young for me, Relm...
Gau: AWWWOOO!!!! What you do with Relm?1? Grrr....GAU SHOW YOU WHAT VELDT DO TO PEOPLE WHO STEAL GIRLFRIENDS!! *Gau enters behemoth Rage (main attack: Meteor!)*
Gogo: *Mimics it for no good reason* Ditto!
Setzer: Now, now, lad, letÆs not get hasty...
Relm: *big starry eyes* Oh my! Two men fighting to the death over my affections! How romantic!
Setzer: TO THE DEATH?!?
Gau: *Frothing at the mouth* RAWRRRR!!
Relm: Who shall win my affection and earn a date?
Shadow: *Mutters* Neither, if I have anything to say about it.
Strago: I have 200 on Setzer!
Gogo: 300 on Gau!
Setzer: But I don't WANT to fight!
Strago: YOU SAYING MY GRANDDAUGHTER ISNÆT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?
Gogo: And 20 on Strago!
*Gau casts Meteor on Setzer. Setzer is now comparable to a crisp peace of toast. Then Gau takes that Big Ass SwordÖ he has for his costume and....*
All: EWWWWWWWW
Edgar: I was unaware that a sword could fit all the way up the...
Shadow: DONÆT SAY IT!!!
Gogo: I was aware of that! *Quickly* Don't ask.
Umaro: UURAGGGGG!! *Translation: TOO MUCH INFO!!*
Gogo: Eheh, sorry... ^^;;
Relm: MY HERO!! *Gives Gau a kiss, who promptly faints with a nosebleed (That slightly sleep dust poisoned dart from Shadow had NOTHING to do with it)* Hmmmà We'll have to work on your endurance. Maybe I should check out the ôpackageö, hmm? *Relm leans towards Gau's pants*
Gogo (Strago): Oh, no, you don't, young lady! *Thwaps Relm across her wrists* You're too young for that kind of thing!
Relm: NO. IÆM NOT!! Strago had me install the parental protection software on the computer... There are so MANY interesting web sites out thereà *Moves back to the pants*
Gogo (Strago): *sweatdrop* Kids today... *sigh*
Shadow: Old man... You LET her on the internet?! AND LET HER VIEW WEBSITES UNCHAPERONED?!? Interceptor, sic æim!
Strago: ... crap... *Interceptor proceeds to maim Strago*
Relm: INTERCEPTER!! LEAVE GRANDPA ALONE!
Interceptor: *Looks up at Relm* Woof?
Relm: YES! Now help me with these shorts!
Interceptor: Woof?!?;;
Relm: Please?
Interceptor: Woof! *Trans: You're on your own here!*;;
Relm: *sniff*.... *grabs the pants just as Gau wakes up...*
Gau: Awoh.... O.O;; GAU TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!
Sabin: Now thereÆs a first: the WILD BOY playing the gentleman...
Shadow: *Under his breath* Good... Now I won't have to kill him.
Relm: Ooooooooh.... PHOOEY!
Gogo: No, no, Chelsea Torn's more like this... *Flawless Chelsea voice* Oh PHOOEY!
Gau: How about Gau take out on date instead? Sky under Veldt clear and full of pretty stars...
Relm: Hmm... Better than nothin', I guess.... Why not? ^_^ *Shadow turns and glares at the recovering Cyan*
Shadow: *Voice of Death* I expect YOU to be a RESPONSIBLE chaperone, Cyan...
Cyan: O.O;; *Thinking* Why me?
Gau: AWAOO!! We can enjoy some jerky and Gau show you pretty patterns in stars...
Edgar: He can recognize constellations? I'm surprised.
Tuxedo Locke: *Begins to recover* ... gah... oog... owie... where am I? What happened?
Edgar: You made a mistake and insulted your woman... *Shadow is busily whispering into Cyan's ear what will happen to him if anything improper happens on Gau's and Relm's... err... date...*
Cyan: IS THAT EVEN ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE?
Shadow: *grin* Yes... and extremely painful.
Gogo: I've probably heard of it! ^_^ *Mutters* Now let's see how Umaro reacts...
Umaro: *Picks up a phone* RAWRRR!!! *Translation: Hello, Happy Land Sanitarium? There's certain mimic who would like to visità*
Gogo: *sweatdrop* .........................
Edgar: You know... I think we should go for a night of star gazing, Terra... You, me, a bottle of Figaro's finest champagne and some Jidoor chocolates...
Terra: Oh Edgar! You're so good to me!!
Gogo: *snicker*giggle*Beavis laugh* ^^ *Terra summons mallet and flattens Gogo. Edgar and Terra leave to go plan a date*
Sabin: *pouts* Lucky... I wish I had someone... *Gogo glomps Sabin*
Gogo: Your wish is my command! ^_^
Sabin: GAH!! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!! *Sabin flees with Gogo in pursuit*
Gogo: I love you! I would date with you! ^_^
Cyan: *sigh* *Watches Gau and Relm leave on a date and then notices Shadow twirling a knife in his hand* *gulp!* GAU!! WAIT FOR YOUR CHAPARONE!!
Sailor Runic: *snicker* Have fun, kids! ^^
Tuxedo Locke: *groan*...You want to go out dear...my treat...
Sailor Runic: If itÆs ANYTHING like that Mos Eisly bar you took me to last time...
Tuxedo Locke: Nononono! Nothing like that! ^^;;
Sailor Runic: A more retched hive of scum and villainy I have never seen... No, we are GOING to Jidoor to a RESTAURANT WITH CLASS!! *Raises her Runic sword* Am I CLEAR?
Tuxedo Locke: Yes, dearà
Strago: Hmm... Maybe I should look up that contortionist again... *soft lewd chuckle*
Setzer: *groan* While your at it, could you find me a chiropractor? *Thinking* Note to self: don't piss off Gau.
Strago: I think her brother was one; I'll have to ask. *Strago leaves, dragging Setzer out of the room with him*
Sabin: Hey, Umaro, wanna arm wrestle?
Umaro: Rarghh? *Translation: All right, but if I win you have to clean my cave for a week!*
Sabin: DEAL!!
Gogo (Shampoo): AIREN! *Glomps onto Sabin again* Want date with Gogo? ^_^
Shadow: I'm outta here!;; *Shadow use MAD NINJA SKILLZ to disappear*
Sabin: TAKE ME WITH YOU!! *Tries to pry Gogo off of him. Umaro shrugs, slams Sabin's arm THROUGH the table, and then drags him and Gogo off to the cave*
*Somewhere in Minnesota, a princess, a spoiled brat, a trickster priest, and an evil twin scream in horror as the disco nightmare goes on...*
Mog: Kupo! AH AH AH AH AH, STAYIN' ALIVE!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
*Somewhere out thereà*
*A man walks out into the room. He's dressed up in a pitch-black robotech flight suit with a gray trench coat*
Skyfox: Well, that was twisted, eh, Chibi? *A familiar Raichu girl in a pink Madarin-sytle shirt appears*
Chibi: *nod* Very much so. ^^;;
*Off screen*
Gogo: YES, UMARO, PUNISH ME!! I'VE BEEN A BAD SAILOR MIME!!
Skyfox: Note to self: find a sound proof room next timeà O.O;;;
Chibi: Good idea! O.O;;;
Skyfox: Hmm..... By the way, how DID Citan get those mushrooms to Mog?
Chibi: He has his ways, man.
Skyfox: I see... I wonder what Tuxedo Locke and Sailor Runic are doing...
*Off screen*
Sailor Runic: CALL ME QUEEN!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
Tuxedo Locke: Yes, Celes-sama! QUEEN Celes-sama!! *Several whip cracks are heard*
Chibi: Oy vey... I did _not_ need that image...;;
Skyfox: *Mutters some choice words in Orcish* It almost makes me scared to see what Terra and Edgar are doingà
*Off-screen*
Terra: Peel me more grapes! And get this dry-cleaned!
Edgar: Yes, my lady... ^^;;
Chibi: Well, that wasn't so bad...
Skyfox: Yeap he's...*Pauses; remembers what happened to Cyan* a loving and dutiful boyfriend.
*Off-screen*
Terra; Now get the cooking oil and the silk rope!
Edgar: *!!* Certainly, my lady! ^_^
Skyfox: O_O Well Gau and Realm should be behaving...
*Off screen*
Cyan: NOOOOOOOOO!! NOT ANOHTER SHOWING OF THE POKEMON MOVIE!!
Chibi: Poor, poor Cyan... Oh well. ^^;;
Skyfox: I wonder what Strago is doingà
*Off screen*
Strago: NOOOO!! I DIDNÆT MENA TO USE GRANDTRAIN!!
Cologne: WO AI NI!! Wo da AIREN!!
Chibi: Dang... Well, let's check up on Setzer...;;
*Off-screen*
Setzer: Ah, much better...
Kasumi: Hello, Dr. Tofu! ^_^
Dr. Tofu: K-Kasumi! *snap*crackle*pop*
Setzer: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!
Skyfox: Oh my... I was unaware the human spine could bend that way... I wonder what Shadow is up toà
*Off screen*
Shadow: So all you want me to do is co-star with this Jackie Chan guy and do all my own stunts and you will pay me a million dollars?
Chibi: Er... What about Sabin?
*Off screen*
Ryouga: WHERE AM I NOW?!
Sabin: *sweatdrop* Lost with this guy. GREEEEEEAAAAAAT...
Skyfox: Hmm... Say, didn't it say that pork was Sabin's favorite dish?
*Off screen*
Ryouga: WHAT?!? SABIN, PREPARE TO DIE!!
Sabin: Huh?
Chibi: *giggle* Go, Ryouga! ^_^ Oh, and we can't forget Mog...
*Off-screen*
Xelloss: KILL ME! KILL ME NOOOOOOOOW!!
Marle: *weeps uncontrolably* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Disco B-ko: Get! Down! Boogie-oogie-oogie!
Mala-chan: RAGE.
Mog: Kupo Kupopopopo, DO THE HUSTLE!
Skyfox: I see...well that's all.... GOODNIGHT, EVERY BODY!!! *Skyfox snags a random game girl and with a sly wink walks off screen*
Chibi: TTFN, Ta Ta For Now! ^_^ *Chibi drags Rudy Roughnight off-screen, a sketchbook in hand*
* * *
All standard disclaimers apply. If you read this, you are sitting to close to your monitor. Do not back up; severe tire damage.
Saturday Night Moggle
(Or ôFree Time + AIM = Troubleö)
By: Chibi-chan and Skyfox
*Scene: Somewhere on the Falconà*
Mog: *Tripping out* Travolta's got NOTHING on me! Kupo!
Edgar: Terra...What exactly have you been feeding him?
Terra: Oh, just some mushrooms this peculiar doctor gave me, why?
Celes: THATS IT! I'M DOING THE SHOPPING FROM NOW ON!!
Locke: Pick me up a Thief's Glove while you're out. I, uh, need it for "Treasure Hunting"... ^^;
Mog: AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AAH STAYYYIIINNG ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!
Setzer: The horror...the horror
Gogo: *Mimicking* AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AAH STAYYYIIINNG ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!
Gau: ARGH! MR.THOU!! MR.THOU!! What that HORRIBLE SCREECHING?
Cyan: æTis the ancient evil known as 'Disco'à
Relm: DIE! *Sketches Mog, but it ends up dancing too* ARGH!
Edgar: THIS IS WORSE THAN KEFKA!!!
*Edgar uses his Chainsaw upon the evil disco ball*
Shadow: .............. Sic 'im, Interceptor. *Points at Mog. Interceptor, frightened by disco, hides in a nearby closet. Shadow sweatdrops* .......................
*Edgar and the rest start bouncing around as the room shakes*
Edgar: WHAT THEà?!? *Turns and looks, we see Umaro following his Boss and dancing along*
Edgar: It gets worse...
Gogo: It gets worse...
Sabin: Hey, what's that catchy tune?
*Terra summons a mallet and bashes Sabin over the head with it*
Terra: It had to be done...
Mog: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!
All except Umaro and gogo: -_-;;;
Celes: ... gimme the mallet, Terra.
Terra: Hey, summon your own, sistah!
KefkaÆs ghost: IÆVE COME BACK! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! TO TORMENT YOU WITH MY NEW LIGHT OF JUDGMENT... *Pauses, spots Mog, Gogo and Umaro, and shudders* Oh no... this is much worse torture... I guess my vengeance is served! *Fades away*
Relm: Aw, bugger it! *Sketches mallet, grabs hold of it and bashes Gogo and Umaro with it, then turns her attention directly to Mog* You're next, disco boy!
*Mog summons a spell at transforms Relm into a disco girl clothes and all*
Disco Relm: Do the hustle! Da da dum da da da da dum... *Starts dancing*
Strago: NOOOOO!! MY GRANDDAUGHTER!!
Edgar: ITÆS CONTAGIOUS!!!
Celes: Perhaps we should flee... ^^;;
Shadow: Umaro is blocking the only exit. Anyone here think they can move his unconscious form?
Terra: Allow me. *Walks up to Umaro and holds mallet like a golf club* FORE!! *Tries to mallet Umaro out of the way, but the mallet breaks* Bugger!
Cyan: We art doomed...
Gau: Gau not like disco...
Edgar: There is only one hopeà *Dramatic pause, then he shoutsà* WE MUST SEND HIM TO SATELLITE TO WATCH BAD FANFICTION!!
Terra: What will that accomplish?
Edgar: He will drive other people insane with his dancing.
Locke: Just as luck would have it, I found this satellite on a recent treasure hunt...
Celes: How do you find a SATELLITE on a treasure hunt? Just where have you been going, hmmm?
Locke: Er... *Horrible Xelloss impression* Sore wa, himitsu desu! ^^;;
Celes: *Dangerous tone of voice* There wouldn't have happened to be any other ladies on this ôTreasure Huntö, were there, dear?
Locke: N-no- NO! Of course not! Why would you even think that?!
Celes: Because I KNOW you...
Cyan: Give it up lad... There ætis no correct way to answer that queryà
Locke: OK, OK! This weird girl with funny ears and a tail convinced me to run an errand for her and I ended up in space! Tho' there was this insane inventor woman on board who, er, "wanted a piece of me", I avoided her the whole time! Honest! ^^;;;
Celes: LOCKE NO BAKA!!! *Slams summoned mallet over LockeÆs head* Now about sending Mog to the satelliteà
Edgar: I just so happen to have recently constructed a catapult to launch Mog to the satellite.
Terra: How'd you do that?
Edgar: *Shrugs* Some guy was selling Instant Plot DevicesÖà
Locke: *Dazed* erg... mama, I don't want to ride the chocobo, it's scary...
Strago: I must discover a way to undo this HORRIBLE MIND CONTROL ON MY GRANDDAUGTHER!!
Shadow: I'll helpà *Mutters under his breath* After all she is my sisterà
(Skyfox: Please tell me you figured that one out.)
(Chibi: Sister? I heard Relm was his daughter... I never got any of his dreams in the first place, so I don't know much about it...)
(Skyfox: It was my understanding he is realms older brother... and that is why Interceptor will obey Relm.)
Edgar: All right, if the authors are done with their commentary?
(Both: Yes, Your Highnessà)
Edgar: Good. Now, Mog, I want you to show us your best dance right on this floorà *Reveals a big X on the floor*
Shadow: *Muttering* Oh the shame... my sister... the shameà
Locke: *Still dazed* I vill do the german dance for you, it's fun and gay and tra la la....
Mog: Kupo! I shall dance... MACHO, MACHO MOOGLE!! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MOOGLE!! *Edgar edges towards a BIG switch*
Sabin: *Starting to get up* Wow, cool music! ^_^ *Terra flattens him again. Edgar pulls the switch and Mog flies through the air with greatest of ease. Relm stops and shakes her head*
Relm: Whaà what happened?
Strago: *To Shadow* Should we tell her?
Shadow: *To Strago* You do and I shall have to kill you.
Locke: Celes? Honey? Darling? I'm sorry... Look, I, umm... acquired this big diamond from some girl with two meatballs for a hairstyle!
Celes: "Acquired"? Locke... *sweatdrop*
Locke: Hey, according to her, it's magical tooà Say something like... Ummà I don't know; whatever first comes to your mind...
Celes: How 'bout... Bibitty bobbity boo!
Locke: Er, I think you have to say something ôpower make-upö to activate it.
Celes: OK then... Runic power make-up! *Quick transformation scene*
Locke: O_O *Long pause* Am I glad I got this! You look great in a sailor fuku! ^_^
Gau: Uuuuhh... *Faints with a nosebleed*
Edgar: *See anà ôannoyedö Terra morph to Esper form* I DIDNÆT SEE ANYTHING!! TERRA, CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL!! DON'T HURT ME!!
Sailor Runic: What the...?! I'm a general, not some Magic Girl floozy!
Locke: Homina, hominaà *wolf whistle*
Cyan: MADAM!! Please, thou art showing far too much leg...
Relm: Grandpa, can I have a dress like that?
Strago and Shadow: NO!!
Gogo: *Mimicking* Runic power make-up!
*Nothing happens except that we see a slight skirt appear through his/her/its robes*
Setzer: I should be surprised... I'm not, but I should be...
Locke: *Has a extremely goofy grin on his face* ^____^
Terra: Edgar... Who do you think would look better in a sailor fuku? Me or Celes?
Edgar: You! YOU!!
Gogo: Edgar... Who do you think would look better in a sailor fuku? Me or Celes?
Edgar: I REFUSE to answer that question beyond that Terra would look lovely in WHATEVER she choose to wore... Go ask Cyan.
Gogo: But aren't I kawaii? ^^;;
Realm: We aren't sure WHAT YOU ARE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
Gogo: What do you mean by that?! Isn't it obvious what I am?!
All: -_-;;;;
Gau: Aaaoooohhà Gau had a odd dream where Sword Lady changed into magic girl with.... *Sees Celes* short... skirt... Umm, Mr. Thou... what is this strange feeling?
Cyan: æTis called puberty... I shall explain later.
Sailor Runic: Is that a trick question, Gogo?
*Locke drops a smoke bomb. When he reappears, he is dressed in a tuxedo. He holds a rose...*
Locke: I gotta look the part! ^_^
Sailor Runic: Tuxedo Thief, I presume.
Tuxedo Locke: That's lowà -_-;;
Gau: Mr. Thou, Mr. Thou! Does this mean treasure hunter is now wimpy rose boy?
Edgar: Wimpy... rose... boy... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Gogo: Hmph, you want to know what I am? I am...
Sabin: ...a man... of the SEA! *twee-BOOM!* ^_^
Gogo: BUM RUSH!! *Kicks Sabin's ass*
Edgar: You know, Terra, as long as Celes and... *snicker* wimpy rose boy are going to dress up, we should dress up as a couple too!
Gogo: Hmph, I am... *Tosses robes in the air, ala B-ko, to reveal...*
Sailor Mime: *Appears to be a gender-ambiguous person, like Sailor Uranus, Pat, or Ramza Beoulve (Chibi: I though he was a _girl_ at first... -_-;
* This is what I am! Umaro: AAARRROOO UGA BOOGA UGGA UGGA!!
*Translation: What ever happened to boss?*
Setzer: Sailor Mime? POKEBALL, GO!!!
Sailor Mime: What the heck?!
Relm: Sailor Mime is Mister MimeÆs evolved form!! POKEBALL, GO!!
Sailor Mime: WHAT?! *Tries to avoid the Pokeballs* Stop it already! I'm not a Pokemon! *Terra and Edgar duck out to find some costumes...*
EdgarÆs voice: *Off screen* YOU CANÆT BE SERIOUS!!
TerraÆs voice: *ditto* But itÆs PERFECT! *Edgar and Terra reappear as Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev*
Edgar: *Blushing* How embarrassingà
Sailor Runic: Well, at least it's not Zelgadis and Xellos... *sweatdrop*
Relm: WAI!!! A COSUTME PARTY!! *Grabs Gau and drags him off. Soon they return dressed as Ferio and Fuu. Gau struggles to tote a replica of Ferio's sword out with him (The dude's sword's about as big as Cloud's...)*
Relm: GRANDPA!! YOUR TURN!!
Strago: What? That's undignified...
Relm: GET MOVING, YOU OLD FART!!
Strago: OK, OK, sheesh! *Shakes his head* Young people these days... *Goes into another room*
Shadow: I'm afraid to see what the old geezer is going to come out as...
Relm: YOU'RE NEXT, SHADOW!!!
Shadow: ......................
;; *Quickly hides in the closet Interceptor was hiding in earlier* Relm: Pweaze Shadow? For me? *Looks at Shadow with big innocent eyes. Strago comes out as... Master Roshi*
Shadow: *sigh* ................... *Comes out of the closet dressed as James of Team Rocket* Happy?
Realm: WAI!!!!! Setzer YOUR TURN!
Setzer: What?!
Realm: If you don't, I will paint your portrait...
Setzer: I'm going! I'M GOING!
;; *Hurries out of the room* Cyan: *sigh* ... I suppose I should go and think up something to as well...
Umaro : UGA UGA booga RARRHH!! *Trans.: I don't know where boss is, but I'll play!!*
Setzer: *Steps out as...* Bean Bandit, at your service. ^_^ *Cyan disappears*
Cyan: Argh.... What to dress up as.... Hmm, I should be someone wise and noble. Hmm... *Cyan comes back as.... * I am the Blue Thunder of Doma Castle!
Sailor Runic: ... excuse me... *Leaves the room. Hysterical laughter can be heard. Gogo re-enters dressed up as a blob. When he/she/it left is still a mysteryà*
Cyan: And who mayest thou be?
Gogo: DITTO DIT DIT DITTO!!
Sabin: POKEMON!! Gotta catch æem all! ^_^ *Sabin exits, then quickly returns in a pink gi* OOSHA!!
Edgar: My brother... I am so embarrassed. -_-;;
Sailor Runic: *Re-enter the room after recovering from her laughing fit and sees Sabin* Oh... my... God... BW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^^;;;
Setzer Bandit: Was your brother dropped on his head as an infant?
Edgar: IÆm not sure, but I certainly think so sometimesà
Umaro: *Off stage* UGGGAAA RARHH!! *Trans.: How do you get these things on?!?* *Umaro steps out as...*
Umaro (Luna the cat): Gwaaaagh rooooo! *Trans: It's time for Sailor Moon!"*
Edgar: WHAT THEà?!?
Terra: -_-;;;
Relm: Dude, that's #@(&ed up right here.
Tuxedo Locke: Could be worse...Mog could still be down here discoing... I wonder how their doing up at the satellite?
*Up on the satellite...*
Rudy: *Tries to shoot Mog* Crap! Out of ammo!
Mog: Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang, yeah yeah! *Lucca shoots Mog... and barely scratches him*
Lucca: Damn variable damage!
Jack: Let me try... *Draws sword* Shadow Bind! *Mog is stuck in one place, but that doesn't stop the singing...* ... crap.
Mog: I will survive! I will survi-ive! *Hanpan standing besides Mog with a HUGE afro*
Hanpan: It's a catchy tune!
Jack: Guardians, not you too, Hanpan!
;; Lucca: Maybe he was hit by that same magic attack that got Rini?
Rudy: I'm made out of living metal... Maybe if I jumped out the airlock, I would survive...
Disco Rini: Disco, disco DUUUUUUUUUCK! I wanna be, a disco duck!
Lucca: What I WANT to know is where she got those hot pink go-go bootsà *Jack is restraining Rudy from jumping out the airlock*
Klaus: Um, Mr... Mog, is it? Would you please refrain from disco dancing and singing? ^^;;;
MOG: IN THE NAVY !! YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS!!
Rudy: We're doomed, DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!
Zelgadis: Eh... Can't be any worse than when Xelloss got his hands on that Karma Sutra thing.
Disco Rini: *Grabs Zel and tries to get him to dance too* These boots were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do!
Zelgadis: *Mutters* One of these days I HAVE to learn a teleport spellà *Out loud* Rini... Jack would LOVE to dance with you right now... I have to go check out my beatnik groupà
Disco Rini: Oh, but you're so much cuter! DANCE with me, my pretty! Shake your BOOTY! ^_^
Zelgadis: ... if I were to shake my booty, it would destroy the satellite....
Disco Rini: Oh, cool! ^_^
Zel: O_O *Short pause* Excuse me I have to go... umm... check out those nice mushrooms that some doctor left behind! *Muttering* I'm going to be high for thisà
Mog: Disco fevah! Disco fevah! Disco fevah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye-ah!
Rudy: Can I have some of those mushrooms?
Lucca: Count me it too! *Lucca, Rudy and Zelgadis flee the room...leaving Jack to the tender mercies of Rini*
Disco Rini: C'mere and _DANCE_, sugar-butt!
Jack: "Sugar-butt"?! _EXCUSE_ me?!
Hanpan: GET IN TO THE GROOVE OF IT, MAN!! *The aforementioned fleers return in an altered state of mindà*
Lucca: Thish is shome ssthrong shuff man...
Rudy: Wow, the colors... Hey, I can see Jane and Ceciliaà AND THEYÆRE NUDE! O_O
Klaus: *Thinks* Good, she's ignoring me... C'mon, man, you can think of a way out of this! You didn't get to the top of your class by slacking off, now did you? *Mog hits Klaus with a spell*
Klaus: Must... resist... power of disco... guh...
Rini: JACK!! You need a Wardrobe change! *Drags Jack off screen. We hear a variety of pleas for mercy and various sounds of mayhem. Rini drags Jack back onstage with Jack dressed up like John Travolta from ôSaturday Night Feverö*
Jack: *Thinks* Gotta use plan B and FAST! *Takes candy bar out of Inventory Space. Out-loud...* Lookie, Rini, _Dove_ chocolate. See? See the chocolate? *Rini nods. Jack throws the chocolate bar into the theater* Go get it! *Rini chases the chocolate into the theater. Jack quickly shuts and locks the door* Ha! That'll hold her! *Rini pops up behind Jack*
Rini: Hello, my studly Disco muffin!!
Jack: HOW?!?
Rini: This nice little skunk named Pepe gave me some tips... Now letÆs dance!
Mog: AH AH AH AH!! STAYIN ALIVVVVVVEEE!!
Jack: ACK! Someone _DO_ something!!
Rudy: Why, Cecilia! Jane.... a mÚnage a trois? In all this pretty colors? I've neverà
Lucca: *giggle* Look at all the pretty soundsà
Zelgadis: I can dig it, manà
Jack: ... I'm doomed...
Mog: Y. M.C.A.!! Fun to stay at the Y. M.C.A.!!
Jack: *mutters* YMCA...NO!! MUST...RESIST...MUST...STAY.... STRONG... MUST...IMPERSONATE...SHATNER...IN....ORDER...TO...RESIST...
Klaus: No. Disco... *Screams* Disco SUUUUUUUUUUCKS! ARGH! *Raises right hand* READY! *Uses rune to blink Mog off the satellite*
Marle: *On the view-screen* My my! What is this cute little creature?
Klaus: Eheh, I forgot that I had that Blinking Rune attached before I got here. Silly me. ^_^;
*Back at the costume partyà*
Locke: You know, if it weren't for that fic they showed me, I would pity the Mads... *Mutters* They were kind of cuteà
Sailor Runic: WHAT WAS THAT?!? RUNIC SPIRAL ATTACK!! *Blasts Locke into a wall. Surprisingly, heÆs still standing*
Relm: *Raises an eyebrow* Even Xelloss, Locke?
Locke: Well no, but Marle... umà er, I mean.à erà Her radiance wasn't comparable to yours, Celes..
Sailor Runic: Oh, so youÆre saying sheÆs radient, are you?! *growls* I bet you FLIRTED with them too!!
Locke: Well, umm...*Sailor Runic proceeds to start a beatdown on Tuxedo Locke*
Edgar: *Winces* I was unaware the human body could bend that way...
Gogo: Ditto! *Gets popcorn from who-knows-where*
Umaro: Rwar garuru! *Trans: Gimme popcorn!*
Sabin: Hmmmm..... That's an interesting technique. I wonder if I could learn it. OOSHA!!
Strago: I once dated this woman when I was younger who could move like that... I really miss her...
Relm: We did NOT need that info! >.<
Shadow: ... I feel ill... *All continue to watch. Suddnely, all the guys winces and cross their legs*
Edgar: Now that's just wrong... Terra, did I ever mentioned that you are the only woman for me and whatever you want you may have, justas long as you don't learn that move from Celes? *Terra grins evilly* Right... *Mutters* Note to self: buy big boquets, diamonds, and chocolate for my dear ladyà
Setzer: You know that's probably going to ruin your nightlife for a while, Celes...
Gogo: Ditto! Dit dit ditto! *Trans: Dude, I don't think even _I_ could mimic _that_!*
;;Umaro: Rowr? *Trans: Really?*
Terra: à and I want dinner at the MOST exclusive restaurant in Jidoor, and then we can go to the auction house...
Edgar: Yes, dear...
Gau: ... king man whipped, Mr. Thou?
Cyan: Well, yes, it seems that way... *Terra transforms into her Esper form*
Terra: YOU MAKING FUN OF MY MAN?!? *Gau faints in fear*
Relm: I called it. Pay up, Shadow. *Shadow gives Relm 10 GP*
Shadow: ....................... blind luck.
Cyan: M..M...MADAM!!! Please, I meant NOTHING by it! Please control yourself!
Terra-esper-lian: TERRA SMASH!! TERRA SMASH PUNY SWORD MAN!!
Setzer: I TOLD you that letting her read your old Hulk comics was a BAD thing, Sabin....
Cyan: Perhaps discretion ætis the better part of valor...
Relm: *Mutters* Crap... Do I even _have_ another 10 GP...? *Terra catches up with Cyan and proceeds to drive him into he ground like a tent peg*
Shadow: ... pay up.
Relm: Dangit! *Shoves 20 GP into Shadow's hands* And I hope you _choke_ on it.
Edgar: Look, Terra... Belgium chocolates... *Waves box of chocolate at her*
Terra: *Morphs back to human form* CHOCOLATES?!? *Proceeds to snatch them and give Edgar a kiss that makes Face Huggers look noncommittal*
Setzer: MAN, some guys have all the luck!
Relm: Well, I think you're cute! *hug*
Setzer: *sweatdrop* Er, you're a too little young for me, Relm...
Gau: AWWWOOO!!!! What you do with Relm?1? Grrr....GAU SHOW YOU WHAT VELDT DO TO PEOPLE WHO STEAL GIRLFRIENDS!! *Gau enters behemoth Rage (main attack: Meteor!)*
Gogo: *Mimics it for no good reason* Ditto!
Setzer: Now, now, lad, letÆs not get hasty...
Relm: *big starry eyes* Oh my! Two men fighting to the death over my affections! How romantic!
Setzer: TO THE DEATH?!?
Gau: *Frothing at the mouth* RAWRRRR!!
Relm: Who shall win my affection and earn a date?
Shadow: *Mutters* Neither, if I have anything to say about it.
Strago: I have 200 on Setzer!
Gogo: 300 on Gau!
Setzer: But I don't WANT to fight!
Strago: YOU SAYING MY GRANDDAUGHTER ISNÆT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?
Gogo: And 20 on Strago!
*Gau casts Meteor on Setzer. Setzer is now comparable to a crisp peace of toast. Then Gau takes that Big Ass SwordÖ he has for his costume and....*
All: EWWWWWWWW
Edgar: I was unaware that a sword could fit all the way up the...
Shadow: DONÆT SAY IT!!!
Gogo: I was aware of that! *Quickly* Don't ask.
Umaro: UURAGGGGG!! *Translation: TOO MUCH INFO!!*
Gogo: Eheh, sorry... ^^;;
Relm: MY HERO!! *Gives Gau a kiss, who promptly faints with a nosebleed (That slightly sleep dust poisoned dart from Shadow had NOTHING to do with it)* Hmmmà We'll have to work on your endurance. Maybe I should check out the ôpackageö, hmm? *Relm leans towards Gau's pants*
Gogo (Strago): Oh, no, you don't, young lady! *Thwaps Relm across her wrists* You're too young for that kind of thing!
Relm: NO. IÆM NOT!! Strago had me install the parental protection software on the computer... There are so MANY interesting web sites out thereà *Moves back to the pants*
Gogo (Strago): *sweatdrop* Kids today... *sigh*
Shadow: Old man... You LET her on the internet?! AND LET HER VIEW WEBSITES UNCHAPERONED?!? Interceptor, sic æim!
Strago: ... crap... *Interceptor proceeds to maim Strago*
Relm: INTERCEPTER!! LEAVE GRANDPA ALONE!
Interceptor: *Looks up at Relm* Woof?
Relm: YES! Now help me with these shorts!
Interceptor: Woof?!?
;; Relm: Please?
Interceptor: Woof! *Trans: You're on your own here!*
;; Relm: *sniff*.... *grabs the pants just as Gau wakes up...*
Gau: Awoh.... O.O;; GAU TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!
Sabin: Now thereÆs a first: the WILD BOY playing the gentleman...
Shadow: *Under his breath* Good... Now I won't have to kill him.
Relm: Ooooooooh.... PHOOEY!
Gogo: No, no, Chelsea Torn's more like this... *Flawless Chelsea voice* Oh PHOOEY!
Gau: How about Gau take out on date instead? Sky under Veldt clear and full of pretty stars...
Relm: Hmm... Better than nothin', I guess.... Why not? ^_^ *Shadow turns and glares at the recovering Cyan*
Shadow: *Voice of Death* I expect YOU to be a RESPONSIBLE chaperone, Cyan...
Cyan: O.O;; *Thinking* Why me?
Gau: AWAOO!! We can enjoy some jerky and Gau show you pretty patterns in stars...
Edgar: He can recognize constellations? I'm surprised.
Tuxedo Locke: *Begins to recover* ... gah... oog... owie... where am I? What happened?
Edgar: You made a mistake and insulted your woman... *Shadow is busily whispering into Cyan's ear what will happen to him if anything improper happens on Gau's and Relm's... err... date...*
Cyan: IS THAT EVEN ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE?
Shadow: *grin* Yes... and extremely painful.
Gogo: I've probably heard of it! ^_^ *Mutters* Now let's see how Umaro reacts...
Umaro: *Picks up a phone* RAWRRR!!! *Translation: Hello, Happy Land Sanitarium? There's certain mimic who would like to visità*
Gogo: *sweatdrop* .........................
Edgar: You know... I think we should go for a night of star gazing, Terra... You, me, a bottle of Figaro's finest champagne and some Jidoor chocolates...
Terra: Oh Edgar! You're so good to me!!
Gogo: *snicker*giggle*Beavis laugh* ^^ *Terra summons mallet and flattens Gogo. Edgar and Terra leave to go plan a date*
Sabin: *pouts* Lucky... I wish I had someone... *Gogo glomps Sabin*
Gogo: Your wish is my command! ^_^
Sabin: GAH!! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!! *Sabin flees with Gogo in pursuit*
Gogo: I love you! I would date with you! ^_^
Cyan: *sigh* *Watches Gau and Relm leave on a date and then notices Shadow twirling a knife in his hand* *gulp!* GAU!! WAIT FOR YOUR CHAPARONE!!
Sailor Runic: *snicker* Have fun, kids! ^^
Tuxedo Locke: *groan*...You want to go out dear...my treat...
Sailor Runic: If itÆs ANYTHING like that Mos Eisly bar you took me to last time...
Tuxedo Locke: Nononono! Nothing like that! ^^;;
Sailor Runic: A more retched hive of scum and villainy I have never seen... No, we are GOING to Jidoor to a RESTAURANT WITH CLASS!! *Raises her Runic sword* Am I CLEAR?
Tuxedo Locke: Yes, dearà
Strago: Hmm... Maybe I should look up that contortionist again... *soft lewd chuckle*
Setzer: *groan* While your at it, could you find me a chiropractor? *Thinking* Note to self: don't piss off Gau.
Strago: I think her brother was one; I'll have to ask. *Strago leaves, dragging Setzer out of the room with him*
Sabin: Hey, Umaro, wanna arm wrestle?
Umaro: Rarghh? *Translation: All right, but if I win you have to clean my cave for a week!*
Sabin: DEAL!!
Gogo (Shampoo): AIREN! *Glomps onto Sabin again* Want date with Gogo? ^_^
Shadow: I'm outta here!
;; *Shadow use MAD NINJA SKILLZ to disappear* Sabin: TAKE ME WITH YOU!! *Tries to pry Gogo off of him. Umaro shrugs, slams Sabin's arm THROUGH the table, and then drags him and Gogo off to the cave*
*Somewhere in Minnesota, a princess, a spoiled brat, a trickster priest, and an evil twin scream in horror as the disco nightmare goes on...*
Mog: Kupo! AH AH AH AH AH, STAYIN' ALIVE!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
*Somewhere out thereà*
*A man walks out into the room. He's dressed up in a pitch-black robotech flight suit with a gray trench coat*
Skyfox: Well, that was twisted, eh, Chibi? *A familiar Raichu girl in a pink Madarin-sytle shirt appears*
Chibi: *nod* Very much so. ^^;;
*Off screen*
Gogo: YES, UMARO, PUNISH ME!! I'VE BEEN A BAD SAILOR MIME!!
Skyfox: Note to self: find a sound proof room next timeà O.O;;;
Chibi: Good idea! O.O;;;
Skyfox: Hmm..... By the way, how DID Citan get those mushrooms to Mog?
Chibi: He has his ways, man.
Skyfox: I see... I wonder what Tuxedo Locke and Sailor Runic are doing...
*Off screen*
Sailor Runic: CALL ME QUEEN!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
Tuxedo Locke: Yes, Celes-sama! QUEEN Celes-sama!! *Several whip cracks are heard*
Chibi: Oy vey... I did _not_ need that image...
;; Skyfox: *Mutters some choice words in Orcish* It almost makes me scared to see what Terra and Edgar are doingà
*Off-screen*
Terra: Peel me more grapes! And get this dry-cleaned!
Edgar: Yes, my lady... ^^;;
Chibi: Well, that wasn't so bad...
Skyfox: Yeap he's...*Pauses; remembers what happened to Cyan* a loving and dutiful boyfriend.
*Off-screen*
Terra; Now get the cooking oil and the silk rope!
Edgar: *!!* Certainly, my lady! ^_^
Skyfox: O_O Well Gau and Realm should be behaving...
*Off screen*
Cyan: NOOOOOOOOO!! NOT ANOHTER SHOWING OF THE POKEMON MOVIE!!
Chibi: Poor, poor Cyan... Oh well. ^^;;
Skyfox: I wonder what Strago is doingà
*Off screen*
Strago: NOOOO!! I DIDNÆT MENA TO USE GRANDTRAIN!!
Cologne: WO AI NI!! Wo da AIREN!!
Chibi: Dang... Well, let's check up on Setzer...
;;*Off-screen*
Setzer: Ah, much better...
Kasumi: Hello, Dr. Tofu! ^_^
Dr. Tofu: K-Kasumi! *snap*crackle*pop*
Setzer: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!
Skyfox: Oh my... I was unaware the human spine could bend that way... I wonder what Shadow is up toà
*Off screen*
Shadow: So all you want me to do is co-star with this Jackie Chan guy and do all my own stunts and you will pay me a million dollars?
Chibi: Er... What about Sabin?
*Off screen*
Ryouga: WHERE AM I NOW?!
Sabin: *sweatdrop* Lost with this guy. GREEEEEEAAAAAAT...
Skyfox: Hmm... Say, didn't it say that pork was Sabin's favorite dish?
*Off screen*
Ryouga: WHAT?!? SABIN, PREPARE TO DIE!!
Sabin: Huh?
Chibi: *giggle* Go, Ryouga! ^_^ Oh, and we can't forget Mog...
*Off-screen*
Xelloss: KILL ME! KILL ME NOOOOOOOOW!!
Marle: *weeps uncontrolably* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Disco B-ko: Get! Down! Boogie-oogie-oogie!
Mala-chan: RAGE.
Mog: Kupo Kupopopopo, DO THE HUSTLE!
Skyfox: I see...well that's all.... GOODNIGHT, EVERY BODY!!! *Skyfox snags a random game girl and with a sly wink walks off screen*
Chibi: TTFN, Ta Ta For Now! ^_^ *Chibi drags Rudy Roughnight off-screen, a sketchbook in hand*
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