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wonga316

Well-Known Member
#1
Recently i got the following review for one of my fics http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1750918/1/' target='_blank'>link to fic</a>).

"I didn't read your story yet, because I want to know who you're gonna pair Shinji with. Also the same goes for Asuka. Please answer and then I'll see if I want to read the story."

Not sure if i should be amused or upset by this so call demand. After all we all put our work out here to get shot at.

Any way, i thought a thread about everyone's strange, abusive or just plan amusing reviews would be good for everyone to share.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#2
I have had a few people reply to my reviews through reviews of my fics, which is really annoying.

That's what the PM service is for.
 

Legacy|iB

Well-Known Member
#3
Has anybody ever gotten a review from one 'Major Mike Powell III'? He's...overwhelmingly enthusiastic. I got a few from him for 'Motion on a fourth dimensional plane'. Here's an example of one:

Oh shit...poor Sarge...now, FUCKING nanites! XD About the peeking, I mean...dude, was THAT necessary? Now the girls are gonna call'im a pervert TOO! XD Poor bastard...

Hell of a job, soldier! I liked the "shrink routine". Specially on the "analysis" of Kitsune. A COMPANY of soldiers? Damn! XD Good work, son. Good work. Keep it up.

And remember, I DON'T WANT ANY KEI/NARU BULLSHIT, MARINE! THAT'S AN ORDER!

Semper-Fi! Carry on!
...again, overwhelmingly enthusiastic. He's not negative about my fic, which is a good thing, but his reviews always strike me as quite odd, if not quite amusing.
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#4
I've seen some of Major Mike Powell III's reviews, though I've never had one myself. He does seem rather enthusiastic about certain stories.

That said, there have been some reviews for the entries in the "Horror's of Fiction" thread that boggle the mind.
 

hawker_748

Well-Known Member
#5
Major Mike Powell III?

Yeah, he's one of my regular reviewers...

While it's nice to get feedback, especially positive feedback, his are a little... odd...

For some reason, I picture an overweight guy hunched in front of his computer trying to sound like the stereotypical gung-ho Marine.
 
#6
[quote="Legacy|]'Motion on a fourth dimensional plane'[/quote]
YOU'RE tru7h @nd 0rd3r?! *bows*
 

wonga316

Well-Known Member
#7
Lord Raa said:
I've seen some of Major Mike Powell III's reviews, though I've never had one myself. He does seem rather enthusiastic about certain stories.

That said, there have been some reviews for the entries in the "Horror's of Fiction" thread that boggle the mind.
Never got a review from "Major Mike Powell III" but those kind of reviews i like. They make me LOL and it's good see to a reader so into your fic. It's always nice to feel wanted :p
 

Alzrius

Well-Known Member
#8
I got one from Major Mike Powell III, for "Wanted: Love Hina."

Well, well, soldier...

This was certainly...interesting. Real crazy shit...poor bastard, Keitaro. XD How will the girls take this? XD

Semper-Fi! Carry on!
It was a bit odd, but I didn't think too much of it at the time, since it seemed relatively normal as far as positive reviews go.
 

Alzrius

Well-Known Member
#12
I suspected so, but wasn't sure - no other fic here inspires horror-borne thoughts of suicide like that one. ;)
 

Fatuous One

Well-Known Member
#13
I actually, personally, don't find it that horrific. But most people here seem to be have been traumatized by reading it.

I do have the satisfaction of having converted of few of you people to my side though. ^^

EDIT: Actually, on that note, I find it especially amusing that people found PMT,AK so horrible, but found the idea of Herma!Rei to be actually interesting (that is, they encourage me to continue writing it). Must just be the conversion at work. ^^;;
 

GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
#14
Fatuous One said:
I actually, personally, don't find it that horrific. But most people here seem to be have been traumatized by reading it.

I do have the satisfaction of having converted of few of you people to my side though. ^^

EDIT: Actually, on that note, I find it especially amusing that people found PMT,AK so horrible, but found the idea of Herma!Rei to be actually interesting (that is, they encourage me to continue writing it). Must just be the conversion at work. ^^;;
It's more that I LIKE dickgirls. Sue me.

And no, I'm not gay. At the very most, I'm bi. :snigger:
 
#15
Neither story really bothered me that much. I found both to be most... "amusing". PMT,AK more so than Herma!Rei, but I still liked both great deal.

GenocideHeart said:
It's more that I LIKE dickgirls. Sue me.

And no, I'm not gay. At the very most, I'm bi.á :snigger:
Hmm.. it doesn't squick me, but the idea of hermaphodites doesn't do much for me either. Not saying that idea of a guy turning into a girl holds much more appeal. I would hate to one morning awake with a different set of "plumbing". However, that doesn't stop me from enjoying a good fic about either. :snigger:

I do hope we aren't being too "explict". We might need to move this conversation to the lemon thread if it gets any "deeper".

Another thread hi-jacked!! If only Israfel was here, it would be complete.
~The Ecchi Sessha
 

SimmyC

Well-Known Member
#16
His first, second, AND third review from this guy.

Title: I like it
Reviewed By: kidloco.? On: May 01, 2006 14:02 CDT
Comment/Review:
is make me laguht(poor roy everyone make fun to him that are so funny is get he right hahahaha to be to much ambition jajaja) please more upsdate ^^ my though.. what happen when they meet asuka??(more ed) a mess really a mess lol i will see more of taht fanfic ^^
His fourth review.

Reviewed By: kidloco.? On: May 11, 2006 12:50 CDT
Rating(s):

? ? Style of Writing: 10 of 10
? ? Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10
? ? Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10
? ? Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
? ? Overall Rating: 10 of 10

Comment/Review:
the style is very good, i like the speeling and grammar easy to read teh originality to mix two diferent series is big i enjoyn read it ^^ sorry for ma last post, my computer was a mess taht day and next too.. have pass someday and not new chapter to read really want to know how is come the next days of evangelio world and what the Fma poeples do when the angels atack and ect we need more to read please upsgrade
And I decided to stop there since I think everyone here has had enough.

<_< He... think's thats a compliment? Being 'complimented' on grammar in particular, NOT something that exactly makes me think that I am good at it. :sweat: Not to mention, I take the people saying my grammar more stock than, well, him. After all, I agree with those people. :p
 
#21
Anonymous said:
Anonymous says this:

ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE.
Anonymous said:
1. Join forum.
2. Receive welcome.
3. Return welcome.
4. ??????????
5. Profit!
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

This has made my day. Reminds me of my time spent "lurking" in /b/ and /e/.

GenocideHeart said:
The Pedobear avatar alone wins.
Yes, Pedobear avatar is made of win.

(

Welcome to the forums, Anonymous. Although I have this strange feeling i've read this somewhere before......

~The Ecchi Sessha
 

GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
#22
I never quite realized how fugly Goldberg is until I saw that meme on /b/. Ugh... :huh!: :wacko: :headbanger:
 

Moshulel

Well-Known Member
#24
GenocideHeart said:
It's more that I LIKE dickgirls. Sue me.
Seems that someone's going to have a nasty surprise. :snigger:

Anyway, wellcome aboard Anonymus. :p
 

GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
#25
Anonymous said:
Loli loev Goldberg... 'cause no-one else does.

This has made my day. Reminds me of my time spent "lurking" in /b/ and /e/.
In Soviet Russia /b/ lurks YOU.

Thanks for the welcome, any loli's around here?
Well, when you say 'loli' on TFF, I say 'Fatuous One'. Most of his cute avatars are lolicious.

So in conclusion, go molest Fatuous One. Always a praiseworthy endeavor. :snigger:

:unsure!: :unsure!:

:snigger: :snigger:

:rofl: :rofl:
 
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