Bleach [SM/B] Sailor Zaraki!

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Cornuthaum

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The point of this fic is disturbing, not hot!loli.

A 290cm tall and 300kg light senshi of time that tries to off Kenpachi for what he did to him? Disturbing is only the beginning.
 
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trevelyan1983

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Cornuthaum said:
The point of this fic is disturbing, not hot!loli.

A 290cm tall and 300kg light senshi of time that tries to off Kenpachi for what he did to him? Disturbing is only the beginning.
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I would add, Cornuthaum, that hot!loli is disturbing enough as it is. :sweat2:
 
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warai_kitsune

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perfect_solider said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: SO who would be the poor tuxedo bastard?
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Personally, I'd prefer to see Kenpachi in the tuxedo; behold the scary-as-shit Tuxedo Eye-patch!

I find it a little bit too easy to picture him in a tuxedo with the sleeves ripped off. Besides, it would be nice to see a male counterpart to the senshi that WASN'T a useless sack of flesh.
 
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Cornuthaum

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trevelyan1983 said:
Cornuthaum said:
The point of this fic is disturbing, not hot!loli.

A 290cm tall and 300kg light senshi of time that tries to off Kenpachi for what he did to him? Disturbing is only the beginning.
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I would add, Cornuthaum, that hot!loli is disturbing enough as it is. :sweat2:
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Between Komamura, the 290cm giant fox-man in a SAILOR FUKU and that decidedly cute (okay, so it'd be cute!loli, big difference...) tailed girl in a sailor fuku, I choose Komamura as being more disturbing.

By far.
 
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ttestagr

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Far far more disturbing would be to start a lemon scene with the cute loli. And change to regular Komamura form on orgasm because it partially knocks her out of the transformation.
 
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Cornuthaum

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ttestagr said:
Far far more disturbing would be to start a lemon scene with the cute loli. And change to regular Komamura form on orgasm because it partially knocks her out of the transformation.
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Hmm... now, whom to punish in such a way? Who deserves that? Aizen would, but I can't for the life of me seeing Mysterious Sexy Sailor K seduce Aizen.
 
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immolo

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#32
Why not have Mayuri get Senshified. Come on imagine him in a senshi outfit that is just pure genius.
 
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GenocideHeart

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I cannot help but imagine what Aizen and Gin would look like if they got caught in the Fukuification.

And I had this very random idea of Grimmjow as a Sailor Starlight... kill me, please.
 
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trevelyan1983

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GenocideHeart said:
I cannot help but imagine what Aizen and Gin would look like if they got caught in the Fukuification.

And I had this very random idea of Grimmjow as a Sailor Starlight... kill me, please.
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Post-SS Aizen has become rather Bishounen, GH - he'd still look weird, but slightly less weird than Nice Guy!Aizen would in the same situation. :blink:

Gin? Well, Gin would just look even creepier. He'd simply smile as if there was nothing unusal happening, and everyone else would freak the hell out. Because Gin is the master of creepiness. ^_^
 
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Scygnus Darkhawk

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[Gollum]IT BURNSSSS US![/Gollum]

Now THIS is CRACK!

Now what about Chad? Ishida?

I know Orihime will be an instant fan...

Oh... gods... Don Kanonji... would probably be SOOOO much worse.

Wait a second... we forgot Yoruichi! Now her I wouldn't mind seeing in a fuku...
 
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Dumbledork

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This is a great idea. No seriously, someone should write it. And for thos who are interested there's a fic that's kinda like this one. "Aftermath: Recruiting" a one-shot spin off to "Aftermath: A Story of Blended ClichÚs" by Trimatter. In this kinda omake crackfic the Senshi and Ranma are trying to avtivate the Alpha Guard who have been reincarnated like the senshi. Well the Alpha Guard are the A-Team. Behold: B.A. as Sailor Badass. Here's the link. It's funny like hell.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2607360/1/
 
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Jadedmagus

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warai_kitsune said:
Personally, I'd prefer to see Kenpachi in the tuxedo; behold the scary-as-shit Tuxedo Eye-patch!

I find it a little bit too easy to picture him in a tuxedo with the sleeves ripped off.? Besides, it would be nice to see a male counterpart to the senshi that WASN'T a useless sack of flesh.
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Man, now I have this image of him throwing his sword and impaling the monster of the week's face instead of tux-boy's usual glancing/deflecting shot. Then when the scouts turn for their pep talk they find him choking the mid-boss/evil supervisor while threatening it to make better monsters because he wants a REAL fight. Cue Sailor Senshi :sweat: for the scene to end.
 
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perfect_solider

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Jadedmagus said:
warai_kitsune said:
Personally, I'd prefer to see Kenpachi in the tuxedo; behold the scary-as-shit Tuxedo Eye-patch!

I find it a little bit too easy to picture him in a tuxedo with the sleeves ripped off.? Besides, it would be nice to see a male counterpart to the senshi that WASN'T a useless sack of flesh.
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Man, now I have this image of him throwing his sword and impaling the monster of the week's face instead of tux-boy's usual glancing/deflecting shot. Then when the scouts turn for their pep talk they find him choking the mid-boss/evil supervisor while threatening it to make better monsters because he wants a REAL fight. Cue Sailor Senshi :sweat: for the scene to end.
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the youma would fear tuxedo eyepatch more than the scouts :snigger:
 
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SotF

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perfect_solider said:
the youma would fear tuxedo eyepatch more than the scouts :snigger:
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Couldn't you see him not killing them, but making them go grovel to their masters for more powerful youma to come fight him...
 
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perfect_solider

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SotF said:
perfect_solider said:
the youma would fear tuxedo eyepatch more than the scouts :snigger:
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Couldn't you see him not killing them, but making them go grovel to their masters for more powerful youma to come fight him...
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: this crackfic needs to be written
 
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SmacksKiller

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This is so disturbing I spend my time between lauging my head off and trying to close the internet window.
 
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GenocideHeart

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Everytime I reread this thread, specifically Cornuthaum's posts, I keep finding myself on the floor with a severe case of oxygen deprivation...
 
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