You're an almighty villain who's basically a couple of steps short of world domination, or maybe you're just the final antagonist of a typical sports shonen, or perhaps you're the protagonist's rival for a mutual love interest. Your enemies may be myriad, but they are scattered, and they are weak. In short, you're pretty much guaranteed to win since you're drastically overpowered, whether it be due to thousand-year-old technology, deus ex machina hackery, or you've genuinely worked your way to the top and attained self-actualization.
The problem: you're bored. You've steamrolled over all threats before they could become truly threatening, and world domination or winning championships or getting the mutual love interest sounds nice but it can really be a chore. So maybe you should do something 'fun' for once, and trolling the remaining threats sounds good.
One day, you notice random generic hero adventurer wandering the world, training so that he might one day be able to defeat you. Slinking after him, you see him enter a small village.
Do you
a) Kill him right away to have him out of the way?
b ) Cripple him and bask in his misery?
c) Wait for him to talk to the villagers to see any sympathizers to his cause of defeating you, and then kill them as well?
d) Let his training progress while he's in the village, but cause as much mishaps as possible in secret, causing him to walk in on at least one naked, nubile young girl per hour culminating in him 'accidentally' finding himself in the female side of the local hot springs before he finally gets branded a pervert and chased out of town?
If you chose anything other than the last option, then you have much more work to do before you can become a professional troll. That's what this book is here to help you with.
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I was randomly thinking about some of the villains in mangas and how they like to be major trolls at times, and then I somehow got to thinking about self-help books, and then got on the track of a 'Professional Trolling for Villains' book, which came to this snippet.
Feel free to add on!
The problem: you're bored. You've steamrolled over all threats before they could become truly threatening, and world domination or winning championships or getting the mutual love interest sounds nice but it can really be a chore. So maybe you should do something 'fun' for once, and trolling the remaining threats sounds good.
One day, you notice random generic hero adventurer wandering the world, training so that he might one day be able to defeat you. Slinking after him, you see him enter a small village.
Do you
a) Kill him right away to have him out of the way?
b ) Cripple him and bask in his misery?
c) Wait for him to talk to the villagers to see any sympathizers to his cause of defeating you, and then kill them as well?
d) Let his training progress while he's in the village, but cause as much mishaps as possible in secret, causing him to walk in on at least one naked, nubile young girl per hour culminating in him 'accidentally' finding himself in the female side of the local hot springs before he finally gets branded a pervert and chased out of town?
If you chose anything other than the last option, then you have much more work to do before you can become a professional troll. That's what this book is here to help you with.
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I was randomly thinking about some of the villains in mangas and how they like to be major trolls at times, and then I somehow got to thinking about self-help books, and then got on the track of a 'Professional Trolling for Villains' book, which came to this snippet.
Feel free to add on!