Harry Potter Standard Harry Potter's clichÚs

[kingdark]

Naruto ClichÚ's

This is the version of naruto, that includes typical clichÚs of naruto.
Now I ask you the same, what are the big DONTS in Harry Potter?
and naturally, what are the big DO'S in Harry Potter?

I think that Harry being (absurdely) abused by the durseleys, and hence discovers his real power is a bit of a DON'T. However, when it is written well it can be acceptable.

Harry being so rich he could buy britain and still have enough money to fill a mountain with.
I can agree that the potters could be wealthy, but giving him cash in the biljons is a bit over the top.

Harry being the heir of ALL founders. I can more or less accept gryfindor, and maybe slythering, due to his connection to voldie, and the fact that
SPOILER 7TH BOOK

Harry has a piece of voldie's soul in him
END SPOILER 7TH BOOK

That fact might cover the fact that he is an heir to slytherin, however the two other founders are unlikely.

Lilly is not a muggle born, but a pure blood from a line of squibs..; seriously, the fact that james fell in love with lilly because of the fact she was muggle born, if she was not, there would have to be a way to discover that right? besides, hogwarts has probably a large file with all possible names of the past, shouldnt there be some sort of search option on it? argh, whatever I am ranting.

hmm... I think that is all of everything I can think of right now.

Kenny

 

[SotF]

For Lilly having descended from some pureblood family, I ca actually see it if there was a portion of the law where there is anyone living from the bloodline. Just not any recent wizards.

This could even be a connection through goblins where they use a blood based inheritance thing. Sort of like an expanded version of what is going on with tracing human ancestry, though with a magical twist.

 

[parker]

Goblins having ZOMGWTFPWN magic, and magic paper that traces your family tree back hundreds of generations.

 

[SotF]

Goblins having ZOMGWTFPWN magic, and magic paper that traces your family tree back hundreds of generations.

Hell, they're bankers. I'd imagine either keeping track of inheritance or having some magic developed that lets them do so would be right up that alley

 

[kingdark]

speaking about goblins,
because harry remembers the name of that one gobin, they all sudenly worhip the ground he walks on, and instantly offer a super alliance!

 

[cgobyd]

1. Where when Harry is a metamorphmagi (I think thats what its called but I'm probably wrong) and when Tonks finds out sh instantly falls in love with him.

2. Where when Harry asks to see how Tonks actually looks like, and when she shows him he goes on and on about how beutifall she is and how he never wants her to change and the fall in love. They usally state that Tonks fell in love because they say he is the first person to ask, and care about the real her.

3. Where after Sirus'es death Harry falls into a depresson and tries to kill himself. I know that this is plausibal, and can lead to a good fic but it is used so much that I have gotten tired of seeing it.

4. Where one of Harry's schoolmates live just down the street but they never met.

 

[Kayeich]

Harry receiving a letter from Sirius after his death telling him he's emancipated and oh, look he's also the heir of the founders or Azkaban. Maybe both.

Hermione and Ron reporting to Dumbledore every single step Harry makes because he's bribed them or for the greater good.

Harry getting sentenced to Azkaban because -everyone- thinks he's guilty. Except there's always one person who knew he was innocent and he/she becomes best buds with Harry when he escapes.

Harry gains great powers in Azkaban and isn't the least bit tormented by the Dementors. Not like he's got a terribly bad reaction to them, you know.

Harry comes back from the future -juuuuuuuust- after the war has ended with Voldemort because he has nothing to live for.

Harry is the only person in the whole wide world that can resist veelas. Because of that, sooner or later he has a "pack of veelas" living with him.

Harry is abused when something goes wrong and ignored when they go fine if his parents live and he has a twin or more siblings. This is usually because Dumbledore said he wasn't the boy who lived and he's not important. Snape somehow knows Harry is the BWL, and is his best buddy.

 

[immolo]

This contains a list of cliches presented in a funny manner

 

[Souffle]

Harry is the only person in the whole wide world that can resist veelas. Because of that, sooner or later he has a "pack of veelas" living with him.

Whoa now, I personally have not read such a fic, ergo you should provide some excellent examples of said cliche.

 

[Ringmaster]

You want a clichÚ? I'll give you a clichÚ! Slash fics popping up so fast, that they already have an Albus Severus/Scorpius SUBSECTION at aff.net

This is the sound of my soul dying, and it sounds like Pedro.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"