First time actually starting a thread here. I have no idea what brought about this terrible idea. Crack and a bad joke.
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"Well, my young Padawan, you'll be pleased to know that the Council had decided NOT to expel you from the order."
An (unfortunately) common scene. Anakin was sitting in meditation in his room as his Master returned from the Council meeting. Opening his eyes as he pushed away the disturbing memories, he looked at the pale, haggard and glaring Obi-Wan. The erstwhile Master of Anakin Skywalker had obviously seen better days. It was also quite obvious that he was relying on all the Jedi mind-tricks he knew to even stay conscious.
".....and?"
"...and what?"
"...."
"Oh, and they've forbidden you from EVER experimenting with using neuro-technology and the Force."
A point to note :- each Padawan is encouraged not just to learn from their Masters but also to independently study on their own. In Anakin's case, he decided to map the link between mental connections and the Force; in the hopes of further understanding the impact on mental imaging and applications in the Force.
"But, master - "
"NO BUTS!!!"
Anakin winced. While he often managed to annoy his Master, he rarely managed to upset him enough to lose his temper. Alas, the future Hero with no Fear prodded on.
"But the possibility - "
"THE POSSIBILITIES?!?!? THE POSSIBILITIES??? YOU JUST MENTALLY TRAUMATIZED EVERY SINGLE FORCE SENSITIVE ON CORUSCANT!!! THE ENTIRE COUNCIL WAS BAYING FOR YOUR HEAD!!! THE YOUNGER PADAWANS AND YOUNGLINGS WILL BE HAVING NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS!!! THE ONLY REASON WE CAN'T BANISH YOU IS THAT THIS HORROR REVEALED THE SITH LORD!!!"
Indeed, Anakin's work managed to cause Darth Sidious to completely lose his head - he charged into the Jedi temple screaming obscenities at the Jedi and their "new weapon"; firing Sith lightning all over the place. While caught surprised and still recovering from the horrors they had witnessed, the entire Jedi Council were able to subdue the raving Sith Lord - due to the fact that he was focusing solely on Yoda; the rest of the Council were able to take him out. He was currently in a cell under Force inhibitors.
"...that wasn't my fault." he whined.
"MASTER YODA WANTED YOU EXECUTED!! MACE WANTED YOUR HEAD HUNG ON THE JEDI TEMPLE WALLS!!! WE HAVE SIXTEEN CASES OF ATTEMPTED SUICIDE - INCLUDING THE SITH LORD HIMSELF!!! WE NEARLY HAVE A SITH COUNCIL INSTEAD OF A JEDI COUNCIL - THAT'S HOW BAD THINGS ARE!"
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A few hours ago...
"So Ani, can you tell me what we're doing here?"
A complex-looking machine laid on a table with two electrodes hanging out of it. Obi-Wan and Yoda looked curiously at the smiling Padawan. Anakin had asked Kenobi in to show off his latest experiment. A curious Yoda had tagged along.
"Well Master, as you might know, my recent studies have been to study the link between words and the images that are evoked in the mind. For example, if I were to say 'home', the image associated with that word is different for all of us. So I got to thinking, what if we could share our understanding of the word? It will aid us in learning too! For example...."
Anakin quickly fiddled a few dials on the machine and had everyone still themselves in the Force.
"Now, I'm going to share my idea of the word 'Herbal'"
The moment he said that, images flew through the minds of everyone present. Green grass, all varieties of flowers and more presented themselves.
"Well it looks impressive, but how is this going to help? From what I felt, I didn't get any extra information - just some images. If I see the pictures in a book, I'll feel familiarity, but that's about it."
"Yes, that's part of the issue I'm having. But the point is I'm able to transfer imagery using the results of my studies. For example, let's say I'm sent to Bomsheba. I've never been there, but you have. So let's say you use this and tell me about the place. I will have some familiarity with the area and thus will be to get around easier!"
"Interesting, this looks. But without understanding, dangerous knowledge is"
"I understand Master Yoda"
"Well, it looks like you did well on your independent studies, Ani. But you can't just have called me in to show this off, right?"
"Right you are Master!" Anakin started fiddling around with the machine while talking, "Well, I started getting curious about what would happen if I used a word that I had little knowledge about. Using the example of Bomsheba, if I were to try to share my 'knowledge' about it, it will be very little - if none. Then I discovered, my SUBCONSCIOUS mind tried to fill in the blanks!"
"Oh?"
"Yes! It gave me images of a place I had never seen. I can only conclude that somewhere somehow, I have some picture in my head built of how Bomsheba is supposed to look like."
"And this brings us to the reason why we're here...?"
"Yes! I had earlier realized that if more than one person were to share their thoughts, the final images shared are both composite and strengthened. It sorta builds a neural network of all the participants and shares the information across. Overall, this stronger image will provide a better understanding. It's even better when the participants are immersed in the Force! Thus, the images built and shared between us will be entirely from our subconscious! I wanted to try and see what would happen if we were to share an image of something neither of us had an understanding of."
"Join I may?"
"Of course, Master Yoda. It's just that ....ummm,.....I didn't really think there would be anyone else besides Master Obi-Wan and well,....."
"...Yes...?"
"....I kinda made a list of things that would embarrass both of us...."
A smirking Yoda smiled at an embarrassed Padawan and his face-palming Master.
"Over five hundred years old I am. Shy you no need to be. Seen far more than you I have."
It should be noted that Grand Master Yoda was well known for enjoying pranks on newly Knighted Jedis. It should also be noted that to the end of his days, he regretted this decision.
"...well, if you're okay then..."
"Ani.....Master Yoda, this may not be a good idea."
"No, no worry not. Share not your shame and embarrassment I will", the mischievous Grand Master grinned.
Fidgeting with the controls to hide his tension, Anakin drew a deep breath "Well, let's start with....."
At this point, there are three things to take note of:
1) Unknown to Anakin, the machine increased it's range with the strength of the participants and was NOT limited to just the room he was in. He was also in the Jedi Temple, the strongest concentration of Force-sensitives on the planet. A Padawan and Master might have increased the range slightly, but the inclusion of the strongest Jedi on the Council increased it's range greatly, snaring others and increasing it's range further. Et infinitum, et nauseum. His machine had now covered nearly half the planet - every single Jedi on Coruscant had received the images he sent just now and thought it was a message from the Force. (As a side note, Chancellor Palpatine was disturbed that he had images of flowers and sunshine while plotting the revenge of the Sith. Was he getting soft? No, he had to meditate on this...)
2) Master Mace Windu was looking for Master Yoda and had heard that he was in the room with Kenobi and his Padawan. While on the way there, he received a message from the Force and decided to discuss this with Yoda urgently. He also has the bad habit of entering rooms without knocking or asking for permission.
3) Murphy's law is a bitch - even in the Star Wars universe.
The door opened - Mace Windu stepped in and greeted his colleague quickly.
"Master Yoda" / "...striptease."
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"Well, my young Padawan, you'll be pleased to know that the Council had decided NOT to expel you from the order."
An (unfortunately) common scene. Anakin was sitting in meditation in his room as his Master returned from the Council meeting. Opening his eyes as he pushed away the disturbing memories, he looked at the pale, haggard and glaring Obi-Wan. The erstwhile Master of Anakin Skywalker had obviously seen better days. It was also quite obvious that he was relying on all the Jedi mind-tricks he knew to even stay conscious.
".....and?"
"...and what?"
"...."
"Oh, and they've forbidden you from EVER experimenting with using neuro-technology and the Force."
A point to note :- each Padawan is encouraged not just to learn from their Masters but also to independently study on their own. In Anakin's case, he decided to map the link between mental connections and the Force; in the hopes of further understanding the impact on mental imaging and applications in the Force.
"But, master - "
"NO BUTS!!!"
Anakin winced. While he often managed to annoy his Master, he rarely managed to upset him enough to lose his temper. Alas, the future Hero with no Fear prodded on.
"But the possibility - "
"THE POSSIBILITIES?!?!? THE POSSIBILITIES??? YOU JUST MENTALLY TRAUMATIZED EVERY SINGLE FORCE SENSITIVE ON CORUSCANT!!! THE ENTIRE COUNCIL WAS BAYING FOR YOUR HEAD!!! THE YOUNGER PADAWANS AND YOUNGLINGS WILL BE HAVING NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS!!! THE ONLY REASON WE CAN'T BANISH YOU IS THAT THIS HORROR REVEALED THE SITH LORD!!!"
Indeed, Anakin's work managed to cause Darth Sidious to completely lose his head - he charged into the Jedi temple screaming obscenities at the Jedi and their "new weapon"; firing Sith lightning all over the place. While caught surprised and still recovering from the horrors they had witnessed, the entire Jedi Council were able to subdue the raving Sith Lord - due to the fact that he was focusing solely on Yoda; the rest of the Council were able to take him out. He was currently in a cell under Force inhibitors.
"...that wasn't my fault." he whined.
"MASTER YODA WANTED YOU EXECUTED!! MACE WANTED YOUR HEAD HUNG ON THE JEDI TEMPLE WALLS!!! WE HAVE SIXTEEN CASES OF ATTEMPTED SUICIDE - INCLUDING THE SITH LORD HIMSELF!!! WE NEARLY HAVE A SITH COUNCIL INSTEAD OF A JEDI COUNCIL - THAT'S HOW BAD THINGS ARE!"
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A few hours ago...
"So Ani, can you tell me what we're doing here?"
A complex-looking machine laid on a table with two electrodes hanging out of it. Obi-Wan and Yoda looked curiously at the smiling Padawan. Anakin had asked Kenobi in to show off his latest experiment. A curious Yoda had tagged along.
"Well Master, as you might know, my recent studies have been to study the link between words and the images that are evoked in the mind. For example, if I were to say 'home', the image associated with that word is different for all of us. So I got to thinking, what if we could share our understanding of the word? It will aid us in learning too! For example...."
Anakin quickly fiddled a few dials on the machine and had everyone still themselves in the Force.
"Now, I'm going to share my idea of the word 'Herbal'"
The moment he said that, images flew through the minds of everyone present. Green grass, all varieties of flowers and more presented themselves.
"Well it looks impressive, but how is this going to help? From what I felt, I didn't get any extra information - just some images. If I see the pictures in a book, I'll feel familiarity, but that's about it."
"Yes, that's part of the issue I'm having. But the point is I'm able to transfer imagery using the results of my studies. For example, let's say I'm sent to Bomsheba. I've never been there, but you have. So let's say you use this and tell me about the place. I will have some familiarity with the area and thus will be to get around easier!"
"Interesting, this looks. But without understanding, dangerous knowledge is"
"I understand Master Yoda"
"Well, it looks like you did well on your independent studies, Ani. But you can't just have called me in to show this off, right?"
"Right you are Master!" Anakin started fiddling around with the machine while talking, "Well, I started getting curious about what would happen if I used a word that I had little knowledge about. Using the example of Bomsheba, if I were to try to share my 'knowledge' about it, it will be very little - if none. Then I discovered, my SUBCONSCIOUS mind tried to fill in the blanks!"
"Oh?"
"Yes! It gave me images of a place I had never seen. I can only conclude that somewhere somehow, I have some picture in my head built of how Bomsheba is supposed to look like."
"And this brings us to the reason why we're here...?"
"Yes! I had earlier realized that if more than one person were to share their thoughts, the final images shared are both composite and strengthened. It sorta builds a neural network of all the participants and shares the information across. Overall, this stronger image will provide a better understanding. It's even better when the participants are immersed in the Force! Thus, the images built and shared between us will be entirely from our subconscious! I wanted to try and see what would happen if we were to share an image of something neither of us had an understanding of."
"Join I may?"
"Of course, Master Yoda. It's just that ....ummm,.....I didn't really think there would be anyone else besides Master Obi-Wan and well,....."
"...Yes...?"
"....I kinda made a list of things that would embarrass both of us...."
A smirking Yoda smiled at an embarrassed Padawan and his face-palming Master.
"Over five hundred years old I am. Shy you no need to be. Seen far more than you I have."
It should be noted that Grand Master Yoda was well known for enjoying pranks on newly Knighted Jedis. It should also be noted that to the end of his days, he regretted this decision.
"...well, if you're okay then..."
"Ani.....Master Yoda, this may not be a good idea."
"No, no worry not. Share not your shame and embarrassment I will", the mischievous Grand Master grinned.
Fidgeting with the controls to hide his tension, Anakin drew a deep breath "Well, let's start with....."
At this point, there are three things to take note of:
1) Unknown to Anakin, the machine increased it's range with the strength of the participants and was NOT limited to just the room he was in. He was also in the Jedi Temple, the strongest concentration of Force-sensitives on the planet. A Padawan and Master might have increased the range slightly, but the inclusion of the strongest Jedi on the Council increased it's range greatly, snaring others and increasing it's range further. Et infinitum, et nauseum. His machine had now covered nearly half the planet - every single Jedi on Coruscant had received the images he sent just now and thought it was a message from the Force. (As a side note, Chancellor Palpatine was disturbed that he had images of flowers and sunshine while plotting the revenge of the Sith. Was he getting soft? No, he had to meditate on this...)
2) Master Mace Windu was looking for Master Yoda and had heard that he was in the room with Kenobi and his Padawan. While on the way there, he received a message from the Force and decided to discuss this with Yoda urgently. He also has the bad habit of entering rooms without knocking or asking for permission.
3) Murphy's law is a bitch - even in the Star Wars universe.
The door opened - Mace Windu stepped in and greeted his colleague quickly.
"Master Yoda" / "...striptease."