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AoMythology

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MastaofBitches said:
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Naru Zwei[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Qrious writ3r[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]'Don't play with seals' she says, 'Don't make seals while daydreaming' she says, 'I'm an idiot' she says. Well here I am now in a different dimension, and I'm a Corgi. Oh well, at least I'm not immortal anymore. Rated M just in case.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 455 - Updated: Sep 30 - Published: Jun 19 - Naruto U., Zwei, Team RWBY, Salem[/font]
This is a bad as those fics where Akatsuki are kittens. Why the fuck is Naruto a Corgi!? Why does he have telepathic powers that allow him to comunicate with Ruby!? Just WHY!?  :headbanger:
Don't remind me of the Akatsuki-r-k!ttehs genre. Please. :sick2:
 
It seemed like the most apt comparison.
 

KurokamiDG

Well-Known Member
Maelstrom Within The Dead
By: Alec-Origin
In the aftermath of the great ninja war. Kaguya ?tsutsuki in a gesture of good will, sends it's greatest hero into the great unknown. With the hopes of him having a normal life. A life far away form the unchangeable ninja system. Can Naruto Uzumaki adapt, and thrive in a world were technology replaces jutsu? With Kurama at his side, can he be the light in the approaching darkness?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Horror - [Naruto U., Saeko B., Saya T., Shizuka M.] - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 420 - Updated: Oct 10 - Published: Sep 26 - id: 12165269
...This fic may be still in its prologue, but with what it has I feel very...conflicted about it. 
It just has something in it that goes against Naruto's central character imo. And for no real reason. 
It's just...it's not bad per say, and fairly technically sound as far as the writing goes, but I just can't seem to get past the super OOC behavior in the first chapter. 
I don't know. I may give it another chapter just to see what the guy's doing with it, but I don't like how it started.
 
KurokamiDG said:
...This fic may be still in its prologue, but with what it has I feel very...conflicted about it. 
It just has something in it that goes against Naruto's central character imo. And for no real reason. 
It's just...it's not bad per say, and fairly technically sound as far as the writing goes, but I just can't seem to get past the super OOC behavior in the first chapter. 
I don't know. I may give it another chapter just to see what the guy's doing with it, but I don't like how it started.
Well, there is something to be said about just talking it out with Naruto, but I agree the entire thing seems way the hell out there. Especially given since, as far as the author has mentioned, his Naruto was baseline Naruto up until Kaguya started having a chat with Naruto. It made for little sense to me, but meh. I doubt this will ever be something I don't occasionally check up on to see how bad the train wreck has become.
 
Dear lord, what fresh Hell have I stumbled upon?

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12198218/1/Naruto-the-Fused-Trap

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[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Naruto the Fused Trap[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] by [/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]fairy tail dragon slayer[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Death was many things, and hateful to the Uzumaki clan was one of them. You know what they say, when you can't eat a Jinchuriki soul... fuse them together and send them as far away from the afterlife as possible as revenge, or something like that.[/font]

[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 59, follows: 84, 2h ago, Naruto U., Kushina U.[/font]
 

AoMythology

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Fan of Fanfics said:
Dear lord, what fresh Hell have I stumbled upon?

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12198218/1/Naruto-the-Fused-Trap

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[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Naruto the Fused Trap[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] by [/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]fairy tail dragon slayer[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Death was many things, and hateful to the Uzumaki clan was one of them. You know what they say, when you can't eat a Jinchuriki soul... fuse them together and send them as far away from the afterlife as possible as revenge, or something like that.[/font]

[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 59, follows: 84, 2h ago, Naruto U., Kushina U.[/font]
I read a bit, and it seemed like Naruto and Kushina were cursing out Death and taunting him; I don't think that it's because they were Uzumaki that the Shinigami hated Naruto.
 
AoMythology said:
Fan of Fanfics said:
Dear lord, what fresh Hell have I stumbled upon?

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12198218/1/Naruto-the-Fused-Trap

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[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Naruto the Fused Trap[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] by [/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]fairy tail dragon slayer[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Death was many things, and hateful to the Uzumaki clan was one of them. You know what they say, when you can't eat a Jinchuriki soul... fuse them together and send them as far away from the afterlife as possible as revenge, or something like that.[/font]

[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 59, follows: 84, 2h ago, Naruto U., Kushina U.[/font]
I read a bit, and it seemed like Naruto and Kushina were cursing out Death and taunting him; I don't think that it's because they were Uzumaki that the Shinigami hated Naruto.
I read the chapter too, it's bad. Just...bad. My real concern is the term 'trap' is used in the title of a story where Naruto and Kushina are apparently going to be fused. Don't get me wrong, I have no problems with traps in anime and manga, but is anyone else squicked out at the idea of Naruto's and his MOTHER'S bodies being combined into one?
 

AoMythology

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Fan of Fanfics said:
AoMythology said:
Fan of Fanfics said:
Dear lord, what fresh Hell have I stumbled upon?

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12198218/1/Naruto-the-Fused-Trap

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[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Naruto the Fused Trap[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] by [/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]fairy tail dragon slayer[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Death was many things, and hateful to the Uzumaki clan was one of them. You know what they say, when you can't eat a Jinchuriki soul... fuse them together and send them as far away from the afterlife as possible as revenge, or something like that.[/font]

[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 59, follows: 84, 2h ago, Naruto U., Kushina U.[/font]
I read a bit, and it seemed like Naruto and Kushina were cursing out Death and taunting him; I don't think that it's because they were Uzumaki that the Shinigami hated Naruto.
I read the chapter too, it's bad. Just...bad. My real concern is the term 'trap' is used in the title of a story where Naruto and Kushina are apparently going to be fused. Don't get me wrong, I have no problems with traps in anime and manga, but is anyone else squicked out at the idea of Naruto's and his MOTHER'S bodies being combined into one?
Yeah, really creepy. Fairy tail dragon slayer isn't an untalented writer, though; he's just prone to narcissism, Narutardation, writing out stupid ideas, going off the rails and such.
 

AoMythology

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Yorae Rasante said:
Kinda like a Perfect Leonheart/Skysaber Lite?
Yeah, that's just about what I had in mind.
 

KurokamiDG

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AoMythology said:
Yorae Rasante said:
Kinda like a Perfect Leonheart/Skysaber Lite?
Yeah, that's just about what I had in mind.
Yeah...he doesn't seem to respond to criticism all that well either.

At least he doesn't take it out on the readers that actually like his stories though.
 
KurokamiDG said:
AoMythology said:
Yorae Rasante said:
Kinda like a Perfect Leonheart/Skysaber Lite?
Yeah, that's just about what I had in mind.
Yeah...he doesn't seem to respond to criticism all that well either.

At least he doesn't take it out on the readers that actually like his stories though.
No, he just lashes out at his critics.
 

KurokamiDG

Well-Known Member
MastaofBitches said:
KurokamiDG said:
AoMythology said:
Yorae Rasante said:
Kinda like a Perfect Leonheart/Skysaber Lite?
Yeah, that's just about what I had in mind.
Yeah...he doesn't seem to respond to criticism all that well either.

At least he doesn't take it out on the readers that actually like his stories though.
No, he just lashes out at his critics.
...It's sad that that still makes him better than Perfect Lionheart
 

T.L

Well-Known Member
I once received a PM from FTDS,
Railing against the fact that I was reporting his fans for writing MST's. (The so called reading stories)
Unfortunately I deleted the three page rant.
It was amusing in the fact how piss poor he/she/it took perceived criticism of their writing style and how dare I report someone MST'ing his/hers/its stories.
I sent back a reply stating that they both were breaking TOS only to find out I was blocked.

I take great pleasure reporting every story they write, No questions asked.
If someone could point me to his/hers/its ashes, I would quite happily piss all over them.
 
Why bother? FTDS just throws his fics back up everytime they get taken down. Except for his stat sheets for some reason.
 
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]RWUBY: DESPWS![/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Kyuubi16[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]He would find her. No matter how long it took or who he had to cut down he would get revenge for what happened to his precious little one back. Even if it meant attending this academy and learning everything he could about the Grimm. Even if it meant forming bonds with the other students or four girls in particular.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 11h ago - Published: Sep 25, 2015 - [Naruto U., Team RWBY][/font]
That name...  :no:

From Jinchurriki to Speedster  by Shawn129 reviews
My name is Nathaniel Allen. When I was a child, I saw my mother and brother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. To the world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly I use my super speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I'll find who killed my mother and brother. I am the Flash. Naruto/Nathan Allen undecided pairing
Crossover - Flash & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,937 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 16h ago - Published: Nov 4, 2016 - Naruto U.
Just why....  :no:

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Ponies and Tailed Beasts[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]kinginbros2011[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]After defeating Obito Uchiha, the Jinchuriki, the Biju, and even the Gold and Silver Brothers are brought to Equestria after stopping the Ten-Tails' resurrection. As they train the Mane Six and Spike to use Biju powers, they must fight creatures that are as strong as the Biju. Meanwhile, Kokuou struggles with his feelings for the Mane Six and the Princesses. Characters are anthro.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 495,584 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 18h ago - Published: Nov 12, 2012 - [Twilight Sparkle, Gobi/Kokuo] Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama[/font]
Who encourages this crap!? 

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Indissolubili Vinculo (Unbreakable Bonds)[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]ForsakenAng3l[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Naruto and Sasuke join Beacon to become hunters. Both of them have dark pasts because of others and both want to change their lives for the better. They'll make friends, enemies, lovers, but most importantly they will create bonds that, no matter the circumstances, will never be broken. Rating has been changed to M because i like to drop the F-bomb at random intervals (1-11-17)
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,719 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 19h ago - Published: Nov 14, 2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Blake Belladonna, Team RWBY[/font]
Using swear words randomly is the sign of a bad author.

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]To Love Naruko[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Rea Kirisa[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Naruko embodies the ideal student with equally entrancing looks. Her grades are near perfect, and work as a professional model. At home one day, Naruto, Naruko twin brother, stumbles upon an Magical girl Anime DVD that belongs to none other than Naruko. With her reputation at stake, Naruko places a gag order on her sibling while simultaneously introducing Naruto to Naruko World.
Crossover - Naruto & My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/???????????????? - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,978 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 22h ago - Published: Dec 7, 2016 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Ayase A., Kuroneko/Ruri G.[/font]
...Seriously?
 

AoMythology

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LOL @ the Oreimo crossover. The cursing author is hopefully joking (edit: the scene at the start of the fic gave me the idea of a Dragon Slayer-Jaune). 'Mystery' acronyms usually annoy me, especially when the author doesn't acknowledge they even exist or need explanation (the cases where the acronym is a literal mystery are an exception).

As for the other two provided stories, they aren't even worthy of stating an opinion on.
 
[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Hit a 100[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] by [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]RedDick[/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial] [/font][font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]reviews[/font]

[font=Verdana, Verdana, Arial]Naruto Is In two words...Socially awkward. He can't express his feelings properly, he is bland and boring. He has no friends. Naruto however has something special...Esper Powers. Although he treats It as something not worth of attention, like himself.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/??????D×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,848 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10h ago - Published: Sep 1, 2016 - Naruto U.[/font]
I really don't understand the thought process of people who write these kinds of things. Naruto isn't in this story, it's just Mob who looks like Naruto. Every single thing about the protagonist, aside from his appearance is Mob. No stamina, no social skills, dulled emotions... Even the other characters are just Mob Psycho characters made to look like Naruto ones. Why not just write a Mob Psycho/DxD crossover in that case? Why make everyone look like Naruto characters if they aren't going to act like Naruto characters?
 

T.L

Well-Known Member
That is just the way things are going.
The Naruto/DxD section, I think has to be the worst for NINO.
 
[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]The Elf Kitsune[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] by [/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Zero Arashi Uchiha[/font][font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] This is a new fic I've been putting up together its my first Naruto x Kuroinu fic so bare with me, Origa has killed herself along with not only just Volt but Chloe her maiden and Celestine her counterpart as well and kami gives them a second chance live in Naruto's world to raise him and be his wife someday. Konoha Bashing, Sasusaku bashing, Large Naruto Harem, Powerful Naruto[/font]

[font=Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]Naruto & Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru, M, English, Romance & Spiritual, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 183, follows: 224, updated: 14h ago published: Jan 8, Naruto U., Origa D, Cellestine L, Cloe[/font]
Why does that sound more horrible than it should?
 
Kuroinu. Which is basically an hentai ova series about women being raped and broken.
Kami rewarding someone by making her being the wife or someone she will raise (even if she is a dark elf and thus long-lived, she will be her mother until she becomes her wife?).
No mention to anything good happening to all the other women, despite them also suffering at Volt's hands and being killed by her.
 
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