Bleach Strawberry the Teenage Daddy
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I know that Zeebee already pointed out that this idea wouldn't work with the tone, and I agree. However, Vassago's idea is worth a little revision.
What if Soifon does see this as an opportunity of sorts to get with Yoruichi, but instead of going the Threesome route she becomes a little more manipulative. What if Soifon, through a series of interactions, tries to convince Yoruichi that Ichigo would be an unfit father? He is only 15, whereas everyone else is +100, and somewhat immature. And, he might not be able to fully care for the child because he's still alive and cannot spend all of his time in Soul Society because he has to still continue his life in the normal world.
It would add an extra layer of drama and/or angst tot he fic. I'm not necessarily for the idea, but it has its merit.
What if Soifon does see this as an opportunity of sorts to get with Yoruichi, but instead of going the Threesome route she becomes a little more manipulative. What if Soifon, through a series of interactions, tries to convince Yoruichi that Ichigo would be an unfit father? He is only 15, whereas everyone else is +100, and somewhat immature. And, he might not be able to fully care for the child because he's still alive and cannot spend all of his time in Soul Society because he has to still continue his life in the normal world.
It would add an extra layer of drama and/or angst tot he fic. I'm not necessarily for the idea, but it has its merit.
She might even pull the gulit thing, Yoruichi is the mature, responsible one of the two of them (gasp) if she asks Ichigo to help with their child she would be basicly asking him to literally give up his life. Besides the child would be a noble, and that adds a lot of other issues Ichigo would not be able to deal with.
That was the gist of it, yes, but if you want details it was because Yoruichi ran off (I think I read somewhere that she was helping Urahara escape, or something) without telling Soi Fon or asking her for help or to come with her.
I think Soi Fon also said part of the reason she was so pissed was because she had a bunch of responsibilities when Yoruichi left, and everybody expected things of her, or something.
It was the tragic classic case of "you abandoned me, when I would have given my mind, body, and soul (read: life) for you!" that we are starting to see more and more in Tragic/Dramatic Characters and Their History.
I think Soi Fon also said part of the reason she was so pissed was because she had a bunch of responsibilities when Yoruichi left, and everybody expected things of her, or something.
It was the tragic classic case of "you abandoned me, when I would have given my mind, body, and soul (read: life) for you!" that we are starting to see more and more in Tragic/Dramatic Characters and Their History.
I think it would be more like Soifon to simply assign herself as both Yoruichi AND Ichigo's protector for at least the duration of the pregnancy. After all, if he gets killed it would upset Yoruichi-sama, so Soifon won't LET him get killed. Or cavort with Orihime and Tatsuki, as Yoruichi-sama might get jealous.
"Soifon-chan, I appreciate your efforts. Really I do. But I'm not the type to hold someone back, and Ichigo isn't the type to stray. I don't think you need to threaten his oldest childhood friend for my sake. Hell if he had those kind of needs and I wasn't in the mood to meet them I'd be more than happy to let him play as long as it's someone I approve of," Yoruichi instructed her friend and protege.
"If... Ichigo-san requires such release Yoruichi-sama, I will take the necessary steps to make sure it is handled," Soifon assured her master.
Hmmm, should I warn Ichigo-kun about Soifon trying to molest him if she thinks Hime-chan or Suki-chan are hitting on him? Nah. It's too funny to spoil the surprise, Yoruichi thought as she gave Soifon a grateful smile.
"Soifon-chan, I appreciate your efforts. Really I do. But I'm not the type to hold someone back, and Ichigo isn't the type to stray. I don't think you need to threaten his oldest childhood friend for my sake. Hell if he had those kind of needs and I wasn't in the mood to meet them I'd be more than happy to let him play as long as it's someone I approve of," Yoruichi instructed her friend and protege.
"If... Ichigo-san requires such release Yoruichi-sama, I will take the necessary steps to make sure it is handled," Soifon assured her master.
Hmmm, should I warn Ichigo-kun about Soifon trying to molest him if she thinks Hime-chan or Suki-chan are hitting on him? Nah. It's too funny to spoil the surprise, Yoruichi thought as she gave Soifon a grateful smile.
This looks very interesting. I agree that their child is going to be exceedingly powerful, but it's going to be weird. Ichigo's strengths lie solely in Zanjutsu, while Yoruichi is good with Hoho and Hakuda IIRC. So wht would their child's strength's be?
I personally think that either Soi Fon will attempt to kill Ichigo, or worse. How is he gonna take care of the kid? Maybe he should commit suicide so that he can live with Yoruichi in SS. Quien sabe?
I personally think that either Soi Fon will attempt to kill Ichigo, or worse. How is he gonna take care of the kid? Maybe he should commit suicide so that he can live with Yoruichi in SS. Quien sabe?
If I remember correctly, and I may be wrong, Soi-fon developed it on her own without knowing about Yorouichi's. Yorouichi's was still better by a wide margin, but the fact Soi-fon was able to come up with it on her own denotes a pretty high level of skill. Just not the raw talent and creativity possesed by Yorouichi.
OK, a couple of things that people have noted are wildly inaccurate.
Soifon's Shunko is not a one-shot. She released it when her suppressed emotions finally overcame her, after only employing it once. Not the same thing at all, for the record.
Ichigo's only strength being Zanjutsu? Utterly untrue. He learned Shunpo at some point during his 3-day Bankai training, and was good enough to match Byakuya - who, don't forget, has only been using Shunpo for the past hundred and ten years.
Kido he clearly doesn't know, and Hakuda he doesn't use - although, given that he has been stated to beat a national karate champion at karate on one occasion, one might be forgiven for expecting him to be pretty good at hand-to-hand fighting.
So, of the four forms, he excels at two of them, hasn't been taught a third and chooses not to use the fourth. That's not bad for six months as a Shinigami.
Soifon's Shunko is not a one-shot. She released it when her suppressed emotions finally overcame her, after only employing it once. Not the same thing at all, for the record.
Ichigo's only strength being Zanjutsu? Utterly untrue. He learned Shunpo at some point during his 3-day Bankai training, and was good enough to match Byakuya - who, don't forget, has only been using Shunpo for the past hundred and ten years.
Kido he clearly doesn't know, and Hakuda he doesn't use - although, given that he has been stated to beat a national karate champion at karate on one occasion, one might be forgiven for expecting him to be pretty good at hand-to-hand fighting.
So, of the four forms, he excels at two of them, hasn't been taught a third and chooses not to use the fourth. That's not bad for six months as a Shinigami.
Shunko doesn't resemble a Cero greatly, if at all. I'd say only barely -- their range and the body parts they come from are different. They might be based upon the same principle, but they don't greatly resemble each other.
Shunko is a close (to mid, maybe?) range attack that rips off a persons back and shoulder coverings because of high-pressure energy. It's also only usable via the hands.
A Cero is a mid to long range (it can be used close, but not recommended) attack that can be fired out of multiple places -- the mouth, hand, fingertips, et cetera.
and Both from Wikipedia. One goes from the entire body, the other from a part of the body.
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Shunko is a close (to mid, maybe?) range attack that rips off a persons back and shoulder coverings because of high-pressure energy. It's also only usable via the hands.
A Cero is a mid to long range (it can be used close, but not recommended) attack that can be fired out of multiple places -- the mouth, hand, fingertips, et cetera.
and Both from Wikipedia. One goes from the entire body, the other from a part of the body.
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Ichigo easily beats almost a quarter of the Vice-Captains while they had their Shikai out, and he didn't even use Zangetsu... just his bare hands. Heck, he even 'broke' one of the Shikai just using his hands. Plus, at one time, he was taking martial art lessons, and was a decent street fighter prior to becoming a Shinigami.
Sounds like he's strong in Hakudo as well as Zanjutsu.
Sounds like he's strong in Hakudo as well as Zanjutsu.