Digimon Takato Facts

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

Real facts about the tamer with the balls measured in lightyears.




Takato once played a card game with The Devil with the hadicap of not using any trump cards. Takato's whole deck was trump cards, The Devil never stood a chance.

There was a river named after Takato, they had to change the name it since no one crosses Takato.

Takato was once bitten by a spider digimon, after several days of horrible pain the digimon died.

 

[kitsuneb]

Takato practices safe sex. There's at least one female Mega digimon in his bed. Usually either Sakuyamon or Lillithmon (not that one).

 

[Flamewolf]

takato's balls dropped one at a time. the events were called first and second impact

 

[wingthesword]

Takato once gave a Koromon a pencil he wasn't using, years later it was called Omegamon's Grey Sword.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

The Dark ocean exists because it was afraid to be in the same digital world as Takato.

The reason why Lucemon is still in the dark ocean is because Takato still walks the digiworld.

Takato was loading Ultimate digmon a week before the digital world existed.

The only digimon to face Takto and lived was later found lying. Takato killed him.

The only reason the digital world exixt is because Takato needs a place to eat.

Takato eats Ultimates and shits Omnimon.

Takato once flushed a goldfish. It later grew into Leviamon.

 

[Flamewolf]

lucemon wasn't beaten by ten ultimates. takato just walked ten steps and lucemon fainted

 

[sworded]

The reason Alphamon is not seen very often is because he was actually awesome enough to be premoted to Takato's personal ball washer, and every day he says a prayer in thanks for it.

Someone once uploaded a photo of Takato in a swimsuit onto their computer; it became Examon.

Takato's cake is never a lie.

Everytime a fat person thinks of cake Takato gets a $100.

 

[wingthesword]

The reason Ruki is the Digimon Queen is because Takato likes her.

The reason the Digital Hazard exists is to warn everybody to stop fucking around before Takato gets really angry.

Takato knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood and doesn't give a fuck.

Takato can clap with one hand.

The reason the Sovereign exist is because Takato was once playing a game of DDR he stepped at least once on each pad, got a Perfect and it became the five Ultimates.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

Yggdrasil didn't delete all the digimon, Takato just decided to have a snack.

Mercurymon runs so fast so that he can escape if he ever angers Takato. He can't.

The reason Digimon evolve is so they can be more tasty for Takato.

Takato once sneezed on a digimon. The following epidemic was called the Xvirus.

Takato never has to take a bath since dirt and germs are too terrorfied to get near him.

The tide isn't caused by the moon but because Takato is washing his masive balls.

The universe is expanding in an effort to escape Takato.

 

[sworded]

Every time Takato punches someone an Angemon gets its wings.

Digichrome is made out of Takato's earwax.

 

[Flamewolf]

takato once drew a picture of the triforce. it disappeared and became the zero unit

 

[zeebee1]

Takato is the number one reason women become lesbians. He is not the reason men become gay.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

They say: when little childrens go to bed, they chek underneath to make sure there isn't the Boogeyman down there waiting for them.
But when the Boogeyman go to bed, HE chek underneath to make sure there isn't Takato down there waiting to avenge little childrens!!!

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

There is no earth, it is just one of Takato's enormus balls.

 

[S J C]

Takato once patted a kid on head he grew up into Marcus Damon.

 

[Coelacanth]

Takato taught a man about justice. They would later come to be known as Zordon.

 

[digitalstorm]

Losers. You guys are losers.

 

[Deleted member 5249]

Losers.? You guys are losers.

Digitalstorm you know I love you in the Naruto section and all. It even makes my day sometimes.

But please leave us Digimon fags alone.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

Aizen was ALWAYS doomed to fail his quest for power and godhood: the Soul King is TAKATO.

 

[vsector]

I'm a bit confused. Did Takato leveled up somewhere while I wasn't looking? I know he took part in Tamers and that one movie, but did he showed up somewhere else?

While I like Takato, I don't think he did anything that would warrant this sort of attention.

 

[ranmatoushin]

this a running joke from daneel rush's new storys Gardens of Babylon.

the facts are ment to be like chuck norris facts submited by terriermon on his blog about takato.

read the story it will make sense

 

[biigoh]

Mad scientists tried to clone Takato once. They got Chuck Norris, who was deemed a failure.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

Children check under the bed for the Boggieman, The boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Noris, Chuck Noris checks under his bed for Takato.

Takato doesn't walk, he simply moves the universe with his feet.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

Simon from Gurren-Lagann only became awesome because Takato decided to take a day off.

 

[digitalstorm]

Daneel has a new story? FUCK YES.