Digimon Takato Facts

[Daneel Rush]

- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Takato. When Takato gets mad, the Digital World is destroyed. Don't make Takato mad.

- Takato can SPEAK Braille.

- In Japan, Takato kicks your ass. In Soviet Russia, Takato STILL kicks your ass.

- Takato can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

- Once, God challenged Takato. The loser's penalty was to create the Universe.

- Takato doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

 

[kitsuneb]

Makino Rumiko had her hymen surgically restored so she could lose it to Takato.

There are no virgins, just women who haven't slept with Takato.

 

[Flamewolf]

there are no demon lords, just alternate takatos

 

[MWkillkenny84]

Sometimes, Takato goes on vacantion using a secret identity. Who?
The GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

 

[jaredstar]

there weren't 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. It was just Takato, anything else you hear is just propaganda by both sides to spare themselves the embarrassment of being shown up by a 12 year old.


Takato once hugged a blackgatomon it became a lilithmon

 

[MWkillkenny84]

Takato once sneezed during a science experiment. The results are know as the Great Old Ones.

 

[kitsuneb]

Takato could've defeated the D-reaper all by himself, he just let it grow so the sovergins could seem important.

 

[wingthesword]

Takato's balls have their own gravitational pull.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

You do not hit Takato, Takato LET YOU HIT HIM!!!

 

[wingthesword]

I think the joke would have been better if it had gone like this.

You don't punch Takato, the gravitational pull of Takato's balls simply pulled your fist towards him.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

Thanks for the correction.


Information for Sosuke Aizen: sorry, you will be able to try to kill the Spirit King when Takato will have some time to spare for your little self.

 

[kitsuneb]

The only time Takato hates his manliness, is when it makes him look like an incestuous pedophile. To this day he thanks even LUCEMON for not ending up in Takako's bed despite her numerous efforts.

 

[kitsuneb]

Over the years, out of all the students Takato has taught about GAR, only one has ever come close to gaining mastery. The mysterious student disappeared one day never to return, he would later be known as Archer.

 

[Ura Mamoru]

Takato faced off against the devil.

On the devil's home turf.

The devil ran like a bitch.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

Takato can divide by zero, it's the secret behind Quo Vidas.

Takato was the first to wear goggles, the other two just retroactivly copied him.

Takato once told an Angewomon she would look good in black, and that's why there are ladydevimon.

Takato once gave some pop guns to a little digimon, it later grew up to become Belzebumon.

Takato was once challenged to squeeze water from a stone, the result was the dark ocean.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

They told Takato that he couldn't just walk into the digital world. They were right, the digital world knew better than to upset him by making him come to it.

 

[kitsuneb]

The song Bad to the Bone was considered Takato's biography before he was born. It should be noted that the final song was heavily censored from its orginal version.
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Also Squirrel-fu it's "Quo Vadis" not Quo Vidas

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

Takato is never wrong, reality is. And it shall regret contradicting Takato.

 

[kitsuneb]

Once, someone spilled black paint all over Takato's new notebook; when he wrote the name of the person who did it as a means to remember who did it, that person died of a heart attack 40 seconds later. Thus, the first Death Note was created.

 

[seitora]

Those aren't comets in the Kuiper Belt, those are merely Takato's spitballs.

 

[whitewhiskey]

Primary Village was once a spa for female digimon. One day Takato walked by, and it was overrun with Digieggs, and had to change it's business plan.

 

[Meinos Kaen]

Okay, I'll partake if someone explains to me the source of this thread. I don't remember Takato being that awesome. O_O

Once, Takato cried because he was cutting some onions. His tears are now known as the Great Salt Lake.

 

[whitewhiskey]

Okay, I'll partake if someone explains to me the source of this thread. I don't remember Takato being that awesome. O_O

Once, Takato cried because he was cutting some onions. His tears are now known as the Great Salt Lake.

I direct you to This Post.

I don't quite get it, either, I just went with it.
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What Ophanimon wears isn't armor, it's an elaborate chastity belt designed by the other angels when Takato's arrival was foreseen. It failed utterly...

 

[seitora]

Takato once sneezed, and then a few years later sneezed again.

The Mongols know those sneezes as the Kamikaze.

Takato once laughed so hard, the ground shook around him.

Seismologists call this the Valdivia earthquake.

 

[Preventer Squall]

Takato decided he was feeling too cramped one day, and that's when Pangaea split apart for him to wander around.

Hallucinogens have Takato-trips.