TFF: Anti-Yaoi Brigade

#26
Bored out of my bloody mind..... well that and I have nothing else better to do.

*Profile Start*

Name: Matsuki Sousuke (Yes I love my character. I'm not self inserting. I 'm still using a bloody avatar)

Service: COAS (Covert Operations and Assassination Squadron)

Rank: Unranked. All members of the COAS are of high skill

Role: Highly trained since at a very young age. Is capable of infiltrating enemy bases and gathering intel. Specializes in Cloak and Dagger style assassination missions.

Love Interests: Is currently incapable of understanding the concepts of lust and love. He does care deeply for his two adopted younger sisters, Reika and Keiko.

Preferred weaponry: Two handguns. Two daggers. Sniper Rifle. The firearms are to be equipped with silencers at all times.

Underlings: There are no underlings in the COAS. However, his unusual position in the COAS allows him to grab members from other groups to aid him in his missions should he deem it necessary. Has not ever used this power. Abuses it constantly to visit his sisters.

Appearance. A 4' 10" Oriental Asian Male with lithe, slim features. A borderline feminine body. Has dark brown unruly hair that flows down to almost his neck like a mane.

Notes: This soldier, while capable, is also not sociable and seems incapable of interacting with other relative normal humanoid beings. He detests being short and ridiculed for his feminine frame. He bears a cold, unyielding hatred of the YAOI due to being captured during one of his first missions in the field. It is believed that they have almost begun "experimentation" with they called a "bishounen shota uke". He will shoot anyone who calls him such on sight. He was rescued before he was defiled, but many of the rescuing party were permanently scarred with was seen in that room. The agent was also diagnosed with a mild case of dual personality disorder.

*End Profile*

That's it. See you next mission.
 

byakuryuu

Well-Known Member
#27
B.B. Rain said:
Two things confound me, currently...

No, wait. I must start at the beginning.

Forgive me if I seem...Off, during this and any subsequent posts. I am currently addled by a...botched attempt at removing a cyst from my skull. The bloodloss, painkillers, sundry medicines, and excessive heat applied to the wound seem to be muddying my mind. Nonetheless, I shall perservere, and ask my questions.

Firstly, Groundworm. We are, as I understand, post canon. Would your personna not know of the malicious evil lurking within your newfound cybernetic friend? Why, therefore, do you aid it in what will no doubt be a terrible subversion and assault upon your allies?

Secondly and finally, I ask this question of Byakuryuu. When I created my personna, I dubbed myself Army. I then proceeded to give myself command of a combined Land Infantry, Marine, Sea Navy, Spacey Navy, Tank, Bolo, and combined Atmospheric/Space/Marine force.

This leads my to my dilemma, and question. Is it possible, as well as acceptable, for me to hold simultaneuos positions in both our Army and Naval Commands? Specifically, with the higher rank in the Naval forces, but with the dominant rank, mindset, and responsibilities belong to the Ground-borne Infantry of the Army command?

And if it is not acceptable, must I reluinquish my stronger support and transport units? Or may I keep them, by partnering with a Navally-inclined patron of superior rank?

Please, respond forthwith.

Hmmm...Verily, this post doth seem most odd for some reason...Mayhaps the reason shalt come to me...Oooohh....Pretty colors....Bye bye now, robot friends.
Okay, you're confused to where you stand, right?

Well, Mobile Infantry includes any force on THE PLANET. Space Fleets are forces generalized across systems for interplanetary warfare. Therefore, Mobile Infantry includes the Terran Navy forces, the Troopers and the Terra Firma Airborne sector (Although this is under minor jurisdiction of the Space Fleets). An example:

The Commander of your unit does NOT commandeer a Spaceship, therefore, you are Mobile Infantry, should you be in the Warfare sector.

The Space Fleet's job is to support the Invasion or Defender forces, should there be any "outside support" of YAOI or CANON.

No, it is alos, NOT possible to hold command of a Space Fleet(s) and Field Force(s) at the same time, UNLESS, of corse, you reconfigure your rank to suit a 2nd Tier High General.

But you don't get any action.

Dilemma, yes?

Over and out.
 

simonbob

Well-Known Member
#28
A Normal Mission, Part 1

"Well, gents, we got a mission. And, yes, after the last vaporaisation, it's a milk run. We're the marine compliment for an escort, on a re-supply convoy. It's a backwater, in the current conflict. There is minimal Yaoi in the Honor-verse."
There was a lot of grunts from my troops, but with the usual exception, nobody complained. It is, after all, almost a holiday, so much like home. Still, Hicks never could shut up.
"Lieutenant, do we gotta? I mean, I got a hot date!"
"Hicks, do you remember the last time you tried to quit? Well, resigning is the only way out of this, so, go ahead." There was a great deal of shuddering as the memory re-surficed. That incident, the squrels, the undead transvestites, the dancing Bolos..... Never again. No. There is no more quiting in MY unit, every time somebody tries...... things get worse. Oh, well. We are all milltary people. 30, 000 years in uniform does that to you.

Well, how's about that? We get a local guide, and a legend, and a proper captain for the HMS Manticore, our escort and delivery system. Captain Honor Harrington. Well, we can pray it'll be quiet, but between our luck, and hers.......

Oh, well. We'll see.

The initial trip was fine. Delivery of supplies to the TTF outpost in the sector, and a short stopover for R and R. And Peniclin. What? We are fighting Yaoi by making sure everybody we can find is hetro, one member of the opposite sex at a time. No real problems so far, although Sergeant Apone has once again managed to get it on with the daughter of the base commander. I wish I knew how he managed THAT. Then, we moved on, slightly ahead of schedual. Captain Harrington was suprisingly understanding. Pehaps because the Base Commander, dispite being married, made a pass at her, and when she turned him down, proceded to make a pass at her treecat.

At least he's not gay. Just an asshole.

The next stop, is Research Base 12, under the command of Prof. Kyusaku Natsume. This is a place to put the more.... interesting inventors. You know, the ones who tend to create occasional peices of absoulute genius. And, vast amounts of crap, to pad it out. Well, I'd best get up to the bridge, Captain Harrington wanted to brief me on this op.

Meanwhile, in Research Base 12.
"Yes! We have done it! Once more, we have proved our Genius! The Yaoi Attractor will let us control where they go, and when they get there! BWHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
Yes, the Commander of Research Base 12 was a happy Mad Scientist. His people had done it again!
"Ok, we have it. Now, shut it down, and we'll let Hawk himself know, we have the ultimat- What IS it, Mecha-Q? Can't you see I'm ranting?!?"
"Ummm, Sir?"
Sigh,
"Yes?"
"Well, there is a little problem, sir. We, kinda, forgot an off switch."
"Ye Gods, man! That device will attract EVERY BIT OF YAOI IN THIS VERSE! Tell me we can destroy it, at least?!"
The robotic scientist somehow managed a sheepish look
"Well, sir, we wanted to make sure that the Enemy couldn't shut it down, so we gave it 43 meters of Plotonium armor, and no access points. On the plus side, the design is PERFECT, it Can't be shut off, without our permision. On the other hand, it can't be shut off with our permission, so...."
Prof. Kyusaku Natsume looked at his minions with undisgised horror.
"Do you not recall where our defense ships are? That's right, testing the Breastniser. They are not expected back for 6 months, to have a proper statical sample! And we have no way to reach them. On top of THAT, the Base Defence Forces left on strike, due to SOMEONE who WILL NOT BE NAMED!"
Tendo Akane, Chemical Weapon Specialist, replied defensively
"Well, how was I supposed to know that they'd leave with no beer on base? Alcohol is BAD for you. So, I got rid of it." There was a second of silence.
"So, we have the Yaoi Attractor going full blast, no defences, and no way to turn it off. Well, we're dead, or, worse, fucked. Well, at least we're getting supplys soon."


Tune in, next time, to see what HAPPENS NEXT!
Will our heros survive?
Will they remain straight?
For the answers to theise questions, and a heap of Crack, See part 2!
 

Daneel Rush

Well-Known Member
#29
While Yagokoro arrives, Luthorne, Shikaze and yours truly spend some time remembering the Catgirl Mutation Outbreak of eight and a half years ago.

Ah, good times.

DonÆt give us THAT look, Yami-chan!

ôAra, and I hurried to see what the problem might be. Such a light-hearted welcomeàö



ôAh, Yagokoro. DonÆt mind us. Please take a seat. Luthorne, move.ö

Unfortunately, other than my seat, thereÆs only another one, which the mad scientist reluctantly concedes to the lady from Gensokyo.
ôMajor, thisàreport has been brought to my attention. I donÆt think it has been delivered to you.ö

I receive AssassinguyÆs memorandumà
ôDamn it! How did he find out about my underground beauty pageant!?ö

Silence.

ôàyou didnÆt hear anything.ö
ôRrrrright.ö Luthorne rolls his eyes as he responds. If anything, Yagokoro looks fairly amused. I guess IÆll have to discard my ôWar Trial Fellatioö strategy, too. Damn. But IÆm definitely pushing the ôLoli of the Monthö idea! Morale is important for performance, damn it! Maybe if I make a clause to exclude AssassinguyÆs daughterà

àanyway.

After the routine introductions, we go straight to business.
ôThe Mary Sue bacteriumàthat is indeed an issue.ö The Chief of Chemical & Biological Engineering mutters to herself. ôIÆve never dealt with that kind of thing before. I take it you have, Major.ö
ôThatÆs why General Assassinguy asked me to call him.ö Luthorne intervenes. ôHeÆs one of the foremost Sue authorities.ö
ôI take it you have a contingence for this kind of situation, Major?ö Shikaze inquires.

I nod.

ôRight now the priority is to locate this æRackÆ guyà.heheh, æRackÆ.ö

Everyone groaned. What? ItÆs funny!

ôWe need to find him and estimate his final destination. We can safely assume heÆll try to get to the President; we need to know how. We also need to prepare the troops.ö
ôDo you think it will get to that?ö
ôShikaze, right now YAOIs and CANONs must be flocking to this guy like bees to pollen.ö
ôOur sensors will detect them before they get that close!ö
ôLuthorne, itÆs a Sue. Leaking a large number of enemy forces through our scanners is a piece of cake to a Sue.ö

ôAs it is right now thereÆs no point in going after the Sue directly. Sues are invincible. So far the only way to stop a Sue was to convince it to leave us alone and hopefully send it to attack somewhere else or offer it exactly what it wants. ThatÆs how I made the deal with Takako. Unfortunately, I donÆt think weÆll be able to do that in this case. We have to destroy it, period.ö

ôAnd how do we do that?ö My female minion asks.

ôWith the PUSSY System.ö

Ah, the PUSSY System. My pride and joy. Short for Perimetral Utilitary System for the Suppression of Yaoi, the PUSSY is basically a large-area barrier that prevents Yaoi fangirls from entering the warded area. It has several deficiencies such as the huge energy consumption and the fact that it only works at a rather narrow area range (so no city-wide barriers for us), but it doesnÆt change the fact that itÆs an absolute defense.

ôWeÆll recalibrate the PUSSY to target Sues instead of yaoi fangirls, and then weÆll invert the bounded field. WeÆll pretty much smash the whole barrier on top of it. That should, in theory, weaker the Sue enough to make it killable. WeÆll still have to throw everything we have at it.ö

ôThe main issue will be power. The PUSSY itself consumes a ridiculous amount of energy. The modified PUSSS system will need at least thirty times as much. IÆll have to coordinate this with my Chief of Energy.ö

Suwako. Oh fuck.

ôItÆs a very complicated plan, Major.ö
ôWhich part of æSueÆ donÆt you get, Lieutenant? The only thing stronger than a Sue is Kishimoto. Get to work on those troops. We need to send everything we have, and I mean everything

ôFrom now on weÆll refer to this plan as Operation æReverse TrapÆ.ö

They blink.
ôàReverse Trap?ö
ôYes, Shikaze. Reverse Trap.ö

Why are you all staring at me like that?

Shikaze finally nods and bows to all the present before departing. He stops at the door, his back to us.
ôItÆsàitÆs very good to have you back, Admiral.ö

And he leaves. HeÆs the second person who calls me æAdmiralÆ this afternoon, and I donÆt like it.
ôYagokoro, take a few men and find Takako. WeÆll need blood and energy samples from a Sue to do the calibration.ö
ôYes sir.ö As she leaves, I turn to Luthorne.
ôSeems like weÆll be working together on this, my mad colleague.ö
As expected, his grin is quite deranged. ôKilling a Sueàman, did I tell you I missed you?ö
ôWhatever. LetÆs go to your lab. I need to talk to Urahara.ö
 
#30
Name: Marquis Le'Quack (a.k.a. Serpest Miphlem)

Service: Military Intelligence - 1st Tier

Rank: Lietenant Colonol. That means I get to boss you around... when I'm around.

Role: Classified. Usually seen peeking into other people's projects, generally messing about with people, and gathering intel. Apparently somebody didn't get rid of a purple plushy as thouroughly as he might have liked...

Love Interests: Nico Robin.

Preferred weaponry: Covert explosives. Basically things that go boom either sneakily or far away from where I am. In the case of emergencies, can fall back into an ancient chinese art of indiscrimanate grappling - in this case anything goes. Yes... a cat is fine too.

Second skin, highly flexible teflon kevlar protects the vital areas of the body, as well as affording comfort in extreme weather zones. Dual psy blades extend from just past the elbows as an emergency last resort physical weapon - when all else fails.

Underlings: I have no underlings I associate with on a daily basis - they died in the yaoi attack on my first posting in the Elemental Countries. Colleagues, well, Vash and Danzou happen to work with me more often than not. Friends... well... it's difficult. They get too close I end up either having to shoot them (which puts a real drag on the party atmosphere) or promote them (which allows them to boss me around.)

Appearance: 6 foot 4/5", caucasion male. Eye colour indistinguishable - changes with emotions, face that can appear radically different with the simplest addition of covert garb. Can be found wearing anything, as long as it helps get the intelligence fieldwork done.

Notes: For further information, get promoted.

--- Snippet ---

In a mountain range, deep inside the land of common sense, there existed a secret bunker. This ordinary bunker was something that upon discovery (in the most unlikely of events) the discoverer would turn back, digruntled at having found nothing. For lo and behold, this bunker was of steel gray, had one floor, and all the doors were rusted. Even to the trained eye, the void of civilised life and the lack of bare neccessities, showed the building to have long since been abandoned.

Which was why there was a hidden door on the first level of which you could only open if you knew it was there. This bunker was the entrance to the secret Military Intelligence HQ.

A man steadily made his way through the large complexes that together had been assembled to form large meeting rooms and stations fit for either discussing or gathering any sort of intelligence.

The man was a high-ranking shadowy sort of person. He was the man you might join in with for casual brunch on a sunday; the person who you might find dressed in a ruffed up trench coat, a street merchant who you might feel sorry enough for to give some loose change to.

The following day, during an important meeting between your boss, his boss, and her boss, in would walk said man in smart clothes and dapper hat, talking away merrily with the president of the company.

The man was Marquis Le'Quack in public, Serpest Melphim in private, and he was perhaps the most 'unknown' infamous officer to work in TFF. Only certain members of Tier 4 and higher knew of his existence, fewer still knew of the truth. Mr. Marquis had for the longest time worked alongside other uknown classified agents in the field, deep in enemy territory.

He had returned, and suffering from the constant exposure to the reactive and corruptive medium, he was put in Quarantine for several months. He was finally allowed out.

It was good to be back out of that damnable quarantine, he thought. Too much luxury and relaxing and the mind would inadvertently wander.

Now was not the time to relax. No.

Now was the time to gather and sneak information from the projects his colleagues and ...subordinates were working on.

He avoided the teleportation pad that led to the Research Labs on the Zogian Border. Dr. Luthorne had been there recently, and the resulting debacle was enough to halt all skirmishes in the area.

Frankly, he'd be better off poking his nose in someone else's work, someone from whom it be a bit easier to snatch credit from.

Mephlim walked through the echoing halls, when a slithering noise made itself known around him. He froze, instinctually.

He knew that sound, detested it even. He turned around, and activated his psy blades, he'd need every advantage in the fight at hand.

The hissing sound increased, and Mephlim's anxiety grew. How had this managed to enter such a hallowed place? Unless it had been here long before... No, that simply couldn't be.

There were no authors on TFF who had ever written a Yaoi or homage to a Yaoi character story and posted it in the forums, had there? Had there?

Something dropped to the ground behind him, prompting the Liutenant Colonol to twist his head at the noise.

Puddles of ooze indicated his foe was on the ceiling. Mephlim looked up, and readied himself. He just hoped re-inforcements would be here soon.

The creature on the ceiling languidly dropped to the ground and grinned infernally.

Mephlm took a stance, and froze as he saw his psy blades winking out.

...

---snippet-end---

Duh-duh-duh! No cookies for guessing which cg I blatantly copied it from. I don't own anything that Blizzard has cooked up, nor do I own any other characters or such from their respective series, manga, anime, book, dvd, vhs, vcd, etc.
 

B.B. Rain

Well-Known Member
#31
byakuryuu said:
Okay, you're confused to where you stand, right?

Well, Mobile Infantry includes any force on THE PLANET. Space Fleets are forces generalized across systems for interplanetary warfare. Therefore, Mobile Infantry includes the Terran Navy forces, the Troopers and the Terra Firma Airborne sector (Although this is under minor jurisdiction of the Space Fleets). An example:

The Commander of your unit does NOT commandeer a Spaceship, therefore, you are Mobile Infantry, should you be in the Warfare sector.

The Space Fleet's job is to support the Invasion or Defender forces, should there be any "outside support" of YAOI or CANON.

No, it is alas, NOT possible to hold command of a Space Fleet(s) and Field Force(s) at the same time, UNLESS, of corse, you reconfigure your rank to suit a 2nd Tier High General.

But you don't get any action.

Dilemma, yes?

Over and out.
First, whoa. I seem to go a bit...Kuno, when I'm outta my skull on meds. Sorry, folks.

Secondly, and on topic. Byakuryuu, let me see if I have this straight. Since Mobile Infantry handles planetary forces, my use of Bolos, Sea-Naval forces, tanks, and marines square out. My use of atmospheric and and atmos/space capable craft such as stingers, helicopters, shuttles, and pinnances, is iffy, but within boundaries. My use of capitol-sized spacecraft is, however, a sticking point.

Expounding, I can't hold dual-command, unless I go to 2nd Tier, or General/Admiral status, which you say would put me out of the frontlines. This presumably excludes clusterfucks where the enemy breaches the lines, assassination attempts, armed insurrection, mutiny, experiments running wild, and, where I Spacey, the whole Fleet Command on a command ship thing (It's really not allowed for generals to lead from the front?), like Admiarls Ackbar and Harrington.

Oh-kay...First possible solution/comprimise. I mentioned command of CA and smaller vessels, which are easily capable of atmospheric operation, albeit in a more limited form than fighters, shuttles, and landers. Could those fall under the Terra Firma Airborne Sector?

This does seem unlikely, and it would limit my ability to command Carriers and Trrop Transports, so unless this actually seems like a good option to you, I'm just listing it to get it out of the way.

Second...Waitaminute. I went back to your rankings post, and it says:
3rd Tier: Commonly held by those awarded the rank of General, and the rest made up of Commanders, the 3rd Tier of Command holds great responsibility over the fate of not one, but that of many fleets and armies. Answering only to those above him or herself, the 3rd Tier Officer has, ironically, one of the toughest jobs in the universe: making sure the fleets make it back home alive, and, more often than not, they donÆt. Mentally exhausting and tough, a 3rd Tier Commander has the reward of a soldierÆs smile, coming back home from battle. They are allowed to access only 3rd Tier certified documents and information and below. He or she is marked with a Green emblem.

4th Tier: Those holding the rank of Fleet Commander, Field Commander or any sector equivalent, come into contact with this Tier. Holding a command over a fleet, an official top secret crew or such, a 4th Tier military command is issued onto them. Known as the ôFunö Tier, the Commanders of each fleet and their Lieutenants and crews command fierce armadas, Squadrons, independent operations, either under the jurisdiction, or bent from (Who, me?) the War Trial. A notable example of this Tier is held by General Anti Assasinguy, who is, as mentioned, a General, yet does not advance to the 3rd Tier chain and STILL holds command of one fleet. Whether this is due to broken discipline, a lack of experience or the fact that his wife is too fucking hot, it cannot be said. They wear the Blue emblem on their insignias.
Why not 3rd Tier? Multiple Fleets and Armies, and I'm just looking for a Brigade-sized Battalion and a Squadron+Heavy Screening Elements or Task Force.

Also, you skipped Captain in Fleet Chain of Command, which, as I understand, is the lowest rank to command an individual ship, excluding smallcraft. Does Fleet Lieutenant cover that, or what?

Moving on...My Kenny-legion stuff has kinda...gotten confusing, with all these changes and formalizations to our structure and Orders of Battle.

I origanally intended the Redshirt forces to be, as the name implied, easily disposable. We'd be sent to deal with the second-tier of importance stuff, things too mundane, commonplace, controllable, or just lower priority for the Main Characters (i.e., authors, named characters, and fancic/canon borrowed elements) to deal with. We'd swarm in, expecting and counting on dying, and be replaced almost before we actually died, due to mass-production cloning/re-equipping station, combining various and sundry plot devices (Ran from Bob and George, the Ressurection Ships, Spaarti Cylinders from the Thrawn Trilogy, Vita-Chambers from Bioshock, Mr. Sinister's Marauder Production facilities, the Sega/Sony forces of Megatokyo, so-on and so-forth) for a greater effect. We'd get "downloaded," via implanted devices/spells/telepathy, whatever, akin to save/load or re-spawning, so our new memories and experiences wouldn't be lost, although some of the less/more (depending on your point of view) troops required mind-rubs to reduce trauma and insanity while leaving important details.

Even though we have standard or better gear, we'd still be dispatched relatively easy, due to sufficient enemy firepower, our own lack of dedicated self-preservation, suicide-bomber/precise-artillery teactics, or atacking in insufficient numbers to diffuse enemy firepower. This is perfectly alright, since we can literally drown our enemies through sheer dint of numbers, far better then, say, the Flood, Splicers, Zombies, or other swarming armies, due to an effectively infinite supply of cannon-fodder.

We also have bery effective self-destruct systems built into us, to prevent the enemy from stripping weapons/gear/raw materials from us, or using our bodies as blockade-building materials. The self-destruct isn't usually used, however, bothe because most of us signed up for the cyborg/T-Virus ressurection-as-zombie-horde option, and because our deaths tend to end up atomizing our bodies anyway.

Anyway, the premise was that we wouldn't exactly be traditional forces, both because of our high fatalities, basic mission profile, and, uh...tendency to charge screaming into walls of enemy fire, regardless of our actual orders, preferences, or stategic/tactical inclinations.

Continue later. Urgent call from family.

Laters, now. Decided to forgo EDIT line.

Anyway, I originally envisioned the Redshirts as holding the line until something became critical, or more important issues were resolved; garrison duty; grunt work in the sci-labs, y'know, hauling stuff, guarding prisoners, 'playing' with the various and sundry monstrosities created by our Madboys, testing dummies, spare parts, emergency food, emergency victems...I should move on.

Anyway, stuff like Garrison would be, again, second-tier-of-importance stuff, with conventional forces performing garrison on peaceful/high-risk worlds, possibly supplemented by my sections cloned, zombie-cyborg hordes.

To clarify, I'm in charge of the 4th Battalion of the 10th Army Group, out of ten large-end Regions (using convential American model), out of (branching off into speculation) a total of 180 Sector-Commands, each handling 10 Regions, and deployed to cover a Sector which, rather then the traditional Galactic-War meaning of an area covering roughly an entire solar system and a fir portion of surrounding space, references a sector of responsibility, be it in the war front or within TFF's borders.

This, obviously, should be re-sized based on the Mods (insert appropriate term here) descisions and interpertations of the sacle of this new RPG, but what I'm wondering is, is my Kenny/Redshirt Forces totally off? I'd like your opinion of that, Byakuryuu.

Moving back to my original worries, and tying them in to this problem, if you keep the Redshirt Brigades, suitably re-sized, and, if need-be, redone, I'd be willing to take a promotion to command the whole group. I'd prefer my current lower rank or something below High Command, of course, but...Meh.

As my original point about the types of direct combat a high-ranking leader is traditionally subject to, I remembered that one of the conditions for both promotion and keeping your existing rank in the Kenny forces, is goind out in a suicidal blaze of glory, causing massive levels of property damage and (hopefully) accompanying enemy casualties, with minimal loss of life and limb to your own allies.

Unless they're fellow redshirts. In which case, matching enemy fatalities is both approved and amusing.

This should be done monthly. Weekly, if your preformance reviews look iffy.

Anywho...This means that, in the Kenny forces, leading from a position where you can rapidly reach the front, if you aren't already there, is just smart job security.
So, y'know...Unless you totally gut and revive my current concept of the Redshirt forces...Or just gut 'em and leave 'em for dead...Leading from the front and getting in on the action is still allowed and encouraged, regardless of rank.

So, y'know...Could you get back to me on this?
 

Shikaze

Well-Known Member
#32
Taking a long, deep breath, I decided to count from 0 to 10 and back, since shouting at your superiors is generally considered bad taste.

You know what ? Fuck it.

"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT ?!? Are you just insane, or do you only want my death ?"

In front of me, General GenocideHeart, and High Lord Raa were both grinning from ear to ear.

"Why, Shikaze, old pal do you not trust us ? This plan is very sound after all, and will most likely deal a great blow to the YAOI forces."

"I trust you all right. I REALLY trust the fact that every plan both of you make while involving me will result in me having to take at least one week in the medic-bay after. I. DO. NOT.WANT. To be part of that once again !"

What could be making me go against order, you'll ask ? Only that both of those insane (and I do mean that) genius asked me to go save one of our special operative from the Yaoi forces. That, I've done a few times already. What's bugging me right now is HOW those two want to do it. Sending me solo, I can understand, most of our forces being stretched out. Sending the Sisters of Battles to get me out ? While I like the explosions usually generated by those troops, the fact most of them seems to worship me from whatever reason has a side-effect. Since they believe I'll always survive when we're on the same battlefield, I've been nearly killed more than once by 'friendly' fire. And while I'm resistant, it does get tiring after a time.

Taking another deep breath, I threw one of my best glare in their direction. Seeing that, Lord Raa decided to play another card.

"Well, I suppose we could always tell Vita that you refused to go save Takamachi-san."

"Nanoha-sempai ? She's the one who's been ambushed ? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER ?!?"

After shooting at them once again, I took my leave and sighed, just knowing that the medic would most likely once again saw me in an extending stay, and began my trek to find Vita.

She wouldn't forgive me if I went to save sempai without having her go with me.

-----

In the briefing room, both Raa and GenocideHeart looked at each other.

"Think he's mad at us ?" asked Raa.

"Likely, but it IS the most expeditive way we have to save Takamachi. And he knows it." answered GenocideHeart. "Plus, while he may grip about it, you know he LIKES being in such chaotic battlefield."

"True, true...."
 

byakuryuu

Well-Known Member
#33
/-/The Lurker Firewall, Day 07 of Scout Mission/-/

"I wonder if we'll ever find that damned Lich?" General Assasinguy sighed, leaning against his command chair, as the pilots of the Lionheart-Class Command Warship, the Lightyear 01, steered the vessel against the firewall, as 13 more ships trailed his afterburner; the rest of the Lightyear Fleet. "Damn it all."

The generic (and massively upgraded) copy of the Robotech Defence Forces' SDF-1 ship ploughed through space, as their Fleet Commander looked out the windows of his command, eyes searching the System for a sign. Truly, finding the Lich was a massive upgrade of duties; he didn't expect to be hunting down one of them in hostile-freaking territory. Cursing under his breath, he leaned back again, as one of his most trusted subordinates, Leon S. Kennedy, came up right next to him.

"Sir?" he began, "If I may ask, what in the name of God are we hunting down a single Lich all across the galaxy for?" he closed his eyes in reserve as he heard the words pour out of his subordinate's mouth, "Wouldn't it be more beneficial for a massive fleet capable of annihilating a whole planet to continue the push through YAOI and CANON forces in the War's mainstream course towards YURI?"

Sighing slightly again, he turned to Leon's still serious face. The guy was a bit older than him, and was quite more experienced, where matters of HIS world were concerned, but on board The Lightyear Fleet, there was no one who knew about The War more than he did. Lightear Fleet was a young Fleet after all, the number 117 revealing its recent formation just a couple of years past. These men and women, the crew of the Lightyear Fleet, knew no more than what they saw on the Holograms, Projections and mainstream televised material. In short: not much.

"Ten years ago, the scientists of TFF, led by the late Dr Destructo, created a bacterium that was thought to be the saviour of the entire TFF Coreworlds, and the Omniverse." he looked out to the stars, "It enchanced the abilities of our Supernatural race; making them faster, more efficient at work, more charismatic; better leaders than anyone thought them out to be. It made our soldiers born leaders, stronger, smarter... deadlier.

"The Project was named Project Marysue." he continued, "I was just a Lieutenant in the Space Fleet back then, so I didn't have any clearance for the big info during that time, but what I got to know, snooping around a bit after I made Fleet Commander, was that there was an Outbreak within the Marysue Bacterium. The genes were changing, evolving, warping, you can call it, into something else. It started to change our men and women into delusional beasts." he vaguely remembered fire, blood and carnage within Coreworld, "They became emotionally unstable as a side-effect of the bacterium, which, according to the reports, was a 70 percent probability. What they didn't know, however... was the fact that their abilities began to evolve, as well.

He turned to Leon, grey eyes shining with nothing but truth.

"Now, imagine a power that allows you to hypnotized Gods and Daemons to do as you wish; to defy the very laws of Physics and TFF without any qualm, entertaining, isn't it?" he smiled darkly, "Now, imagine a being with half the capacity for evil as Kishimoto the Immortal."

When he got no response, Assasinguy only turned back to the deck.

"That's why we have to hunt this bastard down; that's why we have to kill him before the infection reaches critical mass, and we all die."

Leon turned for a brief look to his General/Fleet Commander.

"What happened to the previous Marysue Project participants, if I may ask, sir?"

"All dead." he could hear screams, the sound of echoing blades, "All 2,359 of them." he fought back a bitter laugh, "And wouldn't you know it? All died at the hands of Hawk and Genocide Heart. Those two..."

The holo-screens suddenly flared, revealing a familiar face.

Assasinguy's eyes widened.

"Greetings, General." a shadowy face crackled onto screen. "It's been too long."

"Rack,"

/-/-/

Rack appears. The Lich of Sue is here for vengeance.

Can I win? Will Uzume and Kara survive?

Look out soon.

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This is General Assasinguy, signing off.
 
#34
Can I die gloriously, or not so gloriously, against the vile Sue? Then be cloned and sent against YAOI and CANON for others bloody, gruesome deaths?

Or remain alive, I like living too.

I remain the ever faithful servant of TFF, and yourself General. In anycase, Godspeed.

Agent William, aka Delta Green Friendly, signing off.
 

simonbob

Well-Known Member
#35
I just re-read this stuff, and I suppose I should re-post my persona.

Name: Bob Gorman

Rank: Lieutenant, First Class

Service: Marines

War Role: Leads a small squad of regular troops into minor, non-critical missions. Well, usualy, anyway. Also has the distiction of being the longest serving Officer in any known Military, more than 30 000 years. Apparently immortal, as are his troops, although it does take time, up to years to come back from death, depending on how extensive the demise.

Love Interest: "Ummmmm..... Well, there was this one girl, but.... no, she died. Yeah, a while back."
Interigator: "When was this?"

Bob: "Hmm. Say, 500 years? Something like that."

Children: Yes. In fact, he, and his squad have decendants in the millions, however, the kids do not share in the immortality, and there are none, well DIRECT, in the last 700 years.

Underlings: You've seen Aliens, right? Lieutenant Gorman ring any bells?

Sergeant Al Apone, Corporal Dwayne Hicks, Corporal Cynthia Dietrich, etc.
As for the reason they are the same rank, and their eqipment is unchanged, that's because every attempt at doing so has had..... Issues. The last attempt to raise their rank, well, the current conflict with Yaoi started 2 days later, so......

Anyway, on to the story.


A Normal Mission, Part 2

"Lieutenant?"
"Yes, Captain?"
"We're about to arrive in the Vegas System, 30 minutes."
"Understood."
Well, it was the work of seconds to tell my lot what was going on. Then, we had to decide what we would do about it. Usualy, if any of us felt there was a need, we'd gear up. Just in case. There were exceptions, of course.
"Hmmm..... My instincts tell me there's going to be trouble. They haven't been wrong in a while-"
"Ha, you and your instincts, what was it? I gotta bad feeling about this drop-"
"Yeah, and look at what happened there!"
"Well, it's not like 3 new venereal diseases were something we were expecting!"
"Still a bad-"
I interuped here, as if I did not stop them, they'd be still arguing in a month.
"Zip it, Frost, Dietrich. We're preping, because 'I' have a bad feeling about this drop. That, and between us, and the Captain, well, I'm expecting at least one army against us. Hudson, you got those sharp sticks ready?" And, just like that, they went into action, and prep was finished, just seconds before we emerged from FTL. Now, I thought, we're ready for almost anyth-
"Help! Help! We can't stop it! No! NO! NOO!!!! Not the-" Click. Ok, so, now I know where Vasquez's combat trained ferret is.
"Vasquez, go to the Com Room. Now. Just-"
"Lieutenant?" How does she do those puppy dog eyes while still pointing that grenade launcher at my groin? Never mind, I don't want to know. last time I asked a question like that, we visted Nerima soon after. It took 500 years to get over THAT nightmare.
"Vasquez. Just.... Go." Sigh.

Ok. Ferret. Caged. Luckly, that's the only pet that causes issues. My goldfish just swear at people in Spanish. So, that's delt-
"Lieutenant?" Sigh. What now?
"Yes, Captain?"
"Please come to my Ready Room. We have a situation."
"On my way." Sigh. Well, at least those 7 years of study to get a degree in Sighing, Advanced, was a good use of time.

Captain Harrington's Ready Room was a good example of Ready Rooms, with proper, tasteful decorations, in the current military style. That meant that, outside of the TFF flag, and a pic of President Hawk with a bevy of babes at his feet, there was NO decorations. Slick, clean, efficent, and I realy like babe No 3. I'm told her name Mihoshi, and that she's an airhead, but I'm not jugmental. I just like what I can see, and that outfit shows more than enough. Well, enough of that, I'm sure that poor old rotary device is going to get dirty again.
"-And they don't- Oh, Lieutenant. Come in. I'll start again. This is the situation."


"Well. That's- about what I expected, realy. Oh well. I guess we'd better nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"So, you think we should evacuate-"
"No, I think that everybody is exactly where they need to be for this plan to work."
"Right. Well, I can see your point. Still, we are obligated to protect those idiots."
"True. Well, then, I guess we just became Research Base 12's Base Defense. Crap."
She snorted, and shot me a wiry look.
"Go down there, and do what you have to. It looks like the Orbital Defense is up to the Manticore.
You know, I think crap realy does sum it up." We smirked at one another, and went to our seprate dutys.

It didn't take long before we were in the base, being informed of the situation, straight from the horse's mouth.
 

bluepencil

that's why it's trash can, not trash cannot
#36
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Antonina Eastern Operations Area
12km northeast of Stormfortress Karnal

I am Bolo, Mark XXXVII/S of The Line, 23012-LMN, "Luminance" to those who know me.
Currently I am engaged in battle to secure the staging ground for a drive into the
industrial basin of the eastern front. Enemy resistance is dug into a mountain, honey-
combed with tunnels and gun ports. Beyond that is dense woodland.

"What?!" Commander Lael Rymlen shouts out. He is a tall, Nordic-looking man, but his
face lacks something to really term it bishonen. Perhaps it is that look of perpetual
irritation, at a universe that wants to make him its bitch. "Look, this is Tactical Mobility
Bolo 'Luminance'. Drop point is so beyond hot, it's plasma. LZ IS PLASMA!"

"Nevertheless, you're the only Bolo with a more-or-less secured airspace right now."
Heavy cannon mobile suits are horrendously inaccurate against air attacks. A beat.
"Other than those neurotic bastards with the Good Shepherd."

That brother Bolo. It is to be expected.

"Can't you just send them over there?" Lael grimaces as the battlescreens stop a full
line barrage. He is facing Barrelions; mobile suits buit around one big beam cannon.
Hundreds of them. Our supporting units, several Re-GZs and Spartan Hovertanks are
using the Bolo for cover as they try to whittle down the opposition. "Those fools can
make even a crash landing seem Epic."

"No can do. That would involve going all the way around the planet, and we're still
engaging the fleethold. We need to keep out of its firing arc."

"Fine. Luminance, switch to external comms." The Bolo complies. "All hear this! We're
retreating from this objective, to link up with reinforcements." He looks at the readout.
"We've got a Kukri-class drop pod incocing, containing... four Destroids, one Alpha-
Beta Legios, and the light company 24th Kennys... look, just shut it and pile in. Orders
are orders. You've got meatshields, motherfuckers. Give them the chance to be useful."

-

The Kukri-class Drop Pod is barely more than a flying brick, relying upon antigravity
and fusion thrusters to overcome the limitations of its woefully unaerodynamic shape.
One on the ground however, it may then fit into modular mounts on a tactical mobility
Bolo, serving as expansion packs for a hangar. Its shape, unsuited for flight, turns out
to be decently sloped and armored.

Flight Sargeant is displeased. She actually storms up to my commander and shouts
to his face. "Wait, you mean I dive through all that fire, almost get killed, and it turns
out I'm on the WRONG continent?!"

"Pretty much, yeah." my commander says, a little too relaxed. He has little tolerance
for tsunderes. "So you really were meant to drop with the Good Shepherd? Huh. Looks
like Fleet Command assumed your observer status means you actually want to see the
battle."

"... mhmm..." Albert Wesker, Lt. Commander, licks his lips as he looks around me and at
my crew. I have examined his service record. He is -necessary- for the war effort, but
I do not have to like his presence inside my hull. "What do you think we are here to
observe, then?"

"It's it obvious? If you're here to fight, it doesn't matter where you drop. But if you're
here to play spy... then..." my commander's voice drops dangerously. "I've fought with
the Good Shepherd for a long time, and that Bolo's properly named. When you need
something captured intact, when you need those people rescued without fail, when
you need Sues put down... who do you send? And now, you're suspicious that they're
too successful."

"Commander, I assure you we are not..." Rukia began to say.

Lael shrugs. "Look, I don't care. That bunch, we don't like them all that well, since
they're too serious all the time. But they're not a bunch of cold-blooded murderers or
bumbrushing lunatics. I don't really understand all this 'killing to save lives' bit, but
look all you want. And report the truth." He grins widely. "Because they do save so
many lives. There's not a Bolo, not a man in this brigade that wouldn't stand in the
way of a political solution to the problem. Specially not from someone whose own
competence strides upon Stu territory too."

Lt. Com Wesker smirked. "So I see that the rumors of his fostering rebellion IS true."
Fanboyism is just a shade removed from fangirlishness.

A tense silence descends upon the hangar. I am a Bolo, and my defenses are indeed
prodigous within and without. However, as everyone is there, I cannot guarantee the
safety of my commander and crew. The disposable infantry clutch their rifles, ready
for duty. I have spoken to Good Shepherd, and from him I have learned that Cmdr.
Bhepin is leery of the idea of flashcloned troops. The very thought of sending human
waves to the attack is direct anathema to his beliefs.

I would like to be certain that TFF respects the individual beliefs and philosophies of
its people. Certainly, humans here have abandoned the ails of racist and religious
division. Because this is war, however, uncurtailed intellectual and moral freedom might
be detrimental to the cause.

"Rebellion? From what? There's only one thing we want, and to kill the enemy that is
YAOI and CANON." My commander seems unconcerned. "The Ministorium is an integral
part of the TFF alliance. It's a secular motive... but I can see we can still call some
people on heresy..."

They were both tall, blond-haired and baring their teeth. Once more I am struck by
how very different and yet so alike humans can be. Here, there, everywhere, each
convinced that each were in the absolute right. Even the YAOI forces believe it.

This war may have dragged on for so long, yet still there is this revolutionary mindset
that remains. Worse yet, that the enemy has so many means of planting traitors in
our midst.

It is Lt. Com. Wesker that backs down, though grinning as if triumphant. "Well, if it is
as you say, that the enemy must die. No, you can rest at ease, commander. It's that
strange quality of mercy that actually brings us here, we want that." He began to
giggle. "Oh, I can do so many experiments...!"

I check atmospheric jamming, if I can bounce a message using the ionosphere. It is
still at combat density. A pity. I would like to say to Shepherd; this should be your
goddamn headache... !

My commander is muttering something about being the universe's spitoon again. Sad
to say, there is nothing so far that contradicts the idea that Murphy must have some
grave spite upon him. Now that the crew have grown used to each other, it is as if
we need some other source of entertaining personal conflict.

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Anshulla South Operations Area
4 kms southwest of the city of Rathgrith


It has been five hours, eighteen minutes and thirty-one seconds since we dropped
down into the lesser continent. In the time, we have destroyed:

210 Anti-orbital Missiles
31 High-speed Valkuna Aerospace Fighters
36 Variable Aerogaters
52 Leo IV Mobile Suits
5 Gauggau Mobile Air Carriers
and
8 Anti-Orbital Buster Beam Towers

The enemy's strategic incompetence continues to astound me. We can consistently
proven the gross inferiority of their mass-produced war machinery and still they persist
in their futile attacks. Even as I destroy yet even more, as my thoughts fly, they send
hundreds more. And that is why they are so dangerous. Their reserves, their stupid
enthusiasm, seem to be limitless.

My ammunition might be infinite, hence the term Infinite Repeater, but the nerves of
my commander and my other comrades in battle are not so durable.

"Damn! These things aren't even piloted by PEOPLE." Camille Vidan complains. "My
Newtype precog works best against humans, that way I don't even have to think of
my reactions. I'm getting tired of having to consciously look into the future." He takes
off his helmet and rubs at his hair to get rid of the sweat. Though his eyes are away
from the screen, he effortlessly dodges a swarm of missiles, then takes out the source
in two snap shots.

His face shows on the monitor, and having recovered from his near-catatonia after the
end of the Titans War, he found his poofy eighties hair had turned into a true afro. For
some strange reason, no matter how much he cuts, his hair is the same length by the
next day. Research as to whether Newtypes are in any way related to Metamorphagi
unfortunately has fallen to the wayside, as the war rages hotter.

I mention this because there is something about such hair that preserves certain men
from crossing Emo. Those others we know who have them are of the famed RDF Skull
Squadron, Amuro Rei, Ryouma Nagare, and the unconquerable Captain Harlock himself.
Many showed doubts and passive-aggressive uncertainties while young, but all barely
after reaching sixteen turned into... what is termed the True Badass. Yaoi burns up in
their presence.

It might be helpful to not that Aleksandros II has likewise messy hair. So does my own
commander, if only there to hide his wide forehead. What is most surprising is that
young Shinji Ikari's hair, which started out straight if prone to pointy clumps, is slowly
growing tangled.

A nanosecond later my 15th CPU reminds me that my occupants are also functional
bachelors, meaning they don't bathe unless they need to. Even then, they do not use
shampoo. The war effort will have to look elsewhere for reliable anti-yaoi cure... other
than the loaded weapon, of course.

"I'm low on consumables." Magnos Alekandros II says. "My plasma ball turrets are close
to overheating." The Bucephalus, a customized Zentraedi Boosted Command Pod, with
elements of the Nue Ziel and Dendrobium Mobile Armors, simply plows through hordes of
cannon fodder. However, unlike myself, it does not hold an internal nanofactory for the
replacement of munitions. Missiles, accurate as they are, are also easily used up. Such
is the pains of Roboteching.

"All right. We're getting close to the enemy stormfortress anyway. Land and re-load
and take a breather." I can feel his fatigue, guiding my weapons through the enemy's
Plot-Induced Stupidity field. I do not appreciate being made a fool of. I show my own
displeasure.

Commander, you are likewise under strain. Let me handle it.

I can endure the thought that my sensors are at odds with statistical probability. If I
simply send so many shots at the enemy, some of them are bound to hit.

"Pulse a jamming signal for thirty seconds. I think the enemy should be running low on
energy and ammunition as well. After that, pool your power into the forward guns."

As you wish, commander.

He takes off the mindlink torc, a golden band easily mistakable for jewelry. He gasps
for breath and nurses the migraine boiling within his skull. Human minds are not meant
for prolonged link with a Bolo. We simply think at different speeds, and out of regretful
necessity we must push our commanders to the limit. However, no Bolo is ever 'lucky'.
We must rely on our humans for their ability to go beyond the impossible.

My commander has a face that's quite indistinct in racial features but his skin, hair and
height point to an Oriental background. That all four of my crew have Asian roots is
merely a point of oddity; as the ancient social ills of racism and religious division have
long been burned through in the crucible of war.

Evolution. Humans thrive upon conflict, and the Bolo's development even parallels the
process of evolution. We are all changed by war, and not always for the better. Is it
perhaps a sign of my imminent malfunction that do not wish for this war to continue?
Seeing my companions suffer, the best that I can do for them is to kill the enemy all
the quicker.

My 3rd Processor notes if it is necessary for me to be so verbose in my situational
assessment. I compute that my thinking is fast enough that I may actually accomplish
it even during battle, and that my talking unto myself might be a sign that I do not
want to hear their useless comments. Compliance is sent back through my circuits.

It is a crazy universe. I no longer mind it. I wish to survive it.

Alexander II is the first to land, vertically through my dorsal hangar hatch. Automated
systems spray layers of nanoreconstruction film to rebuild his armor. Tesla linkages
recharge the Mobile Armor's shield and power batteries. Dispensers pop off and fresh
ammunition boxes are locked into place. It is all done with before it even gets to the
standby mount. He opens up the cockpit and hops off.

Shinji Ikari is waiting there, with a bottle of iced tea and a towel. "Thanks." he says to
the boy.

"I only wish I could be of more help." is the reply. "But I suppose the Eva isn't really of
much use against so many flying enemies." Its scaled-up rifles are less accurate than
dedicated AA systems or mobile suits simply made for mobility. The few ranged attacks
it does have, of its own nature, tend to be on the 'reshape the landscape' end of the
range.

"You're our trump card. We'd be foolish to use you against the enemy so early in the
game." Alexander II chuckles. "Remember what you have read of Sun Tzu. Even I have
practiced his teachings, without ever knowing the man."

Shinji nodded slowly. "When strong pretend to be weak. When close, appear to be far.
Warfare is about deception..."

"Aye. Blood and death, but the good commander seeks to win before the battle is
even begun. Learn this well, for our enemies do not." He sat upon a nearby bench and
rested. He watched the Gundam Zeta descend, in gerwalk mode and guided by my
electromagnetic field. Shinji had another bottle of ice tea and a towel for Camille too.

"Hey, B-pen." the newtype pilot shouted up to the second level, as my commander
was descending with his chair. "How much longer before we reach the main enemy
stronghold?"

"Not long. You two have five minutes to catch your breath." He went over to the
refridgerator and sought out his own special iced tea. His vices tended towards fine
food and drink. "This is after all, the reason why only one Bolo was assigned to this
entire continent. The enemy fortified well... too well, even. They rely overmuch on
static defenses, leaving the bulk of their forces over at the other side of the world."

Camille seems unconvinced. "How good are these defenses? One Bolo, specially a
tactical mobility Bolo that's more land carrier than land battleship... no offense meant,
Shepherd." he quickly adds, looking up briefly. "We might not be enough."

I am not up there, and I am not offended. I understand my firepower is much reduced
compare to others of my kind. The companionship seems worth it.

"Oh, their shields are good. Their shields are VERY, VERY good. That's why they're
called stormfortresses after all. They pump enough power into those fields that its
even affects weather patterns. Orbital bombardment or a close landing would just be
futile." The commander grins. "But that's their mistake. To have so efficient shields...
means they must be very similar to...?"

"AT-fields." Shinji speaks up. "The perfect shield goes into subspace and out into hyper
space simultaneously. It even protects against the Warp. Um, the AT-field isn't really
invulnerable..." In case they were expecting too much of him. "But it has a lot of uses
and properly wielded can stand up to pretty much anything for one attack... I think.
It's not really something that can be measured... the last time I blocked a superlaser..."
His voice trailed off. He sighed. "If it's just neutralizing their shield, I think I can handle
just that."

That is a kind way of saying: The AT-field of artificial men, the Evas, are inferior to
that of Angels and their unlimited power cores. But the weapons of man may pierce
even that. However, to truly defeat a God, you need to -be- a God. And Shinji does
not want that scale of power or responsibility; which is his first and strongest limitation.

"Interesting. But we can only do this once, for after we use the Eva to neutralize their
fortress shield, the other stormfortresses will be adequately prepared."

How does one adequately prepare for a God? I am perfectly willing to embrace the
concept of divinity, as long as it excused the breaks of reality around me.

My 8th Processor raises the point that if I accept the idea of divinity, then I must also
be prepared to accept the idea of the demonic. My 5th responds with that our memory
has clear records of the Chaos Legions. My 9th adds that we may consider the Warp
Gods as merely extremely powerful Warp creatures, beings of energy. We have seen
ascendant beings before. My 2nd chimes in with that our situation might yet be even
clearer proof that we are all under the whims of a malevolent God. Not Kishimoto, but
something even greater that delights in seeing us stuggle. I bid them all to shut the
hell up.

My contact alarms are ringing.

Commander, there is an extremely high energy source approaching.

"What is this... pressure...?" Camille Vidan gasps out. He nearly falls over. Newtypes
tend to be hypersensitive to mental waves in the first place, hence why most of them
connect so easily... and why the death of their loved ones can drive them so easily
into madness.

Alexander II grits hit teeth and clenches his grip upon the plastic bottle in his left hand.
Ice tea spurts out. "This is spiritual pressure. I haven't felt one this intense since I had
to kill the Hollow Pharaoh." I have a God within me. I have another who is one of the
few to kill a being that might as well BE a God, such was its age and power. That this
sensor contact could bother him, bothers me.

The commander and Shinji merely frown. They cannot feel it. The former, if simply of
that Charles Bhepin is nothing more than baseline human; if a skilled Bolo commander
and unshakable in his faith with the Ministorium. The latter... Shinji Ikari is now simply
immune to Sues. His power over reality is too great for even them to affect. A pity he
can only be in one place at one time. That he chooses to fight with us is comforting
and troublesome. Immense luck both good and bad follows when a young God travels
with you.

"Conditions one. Fire air mines. Clear the sky above us, we're going to need room to
maneuver and we can't spare any more attention to minor irritations."

I launch a spread of short-range missiles tipped with explosive submunitions. I could
not do this while my combat units were fighting above. Their ability to engage at
range is more efficient, and letting the enemy get in this close is uncomfortable. I am
in full awareness of how much I lack defensive armament in comparison to other Bolos.

"

Fortunately, I retain my three 250cm Hellbores, though two are paired in a central
turret with another forward in a ball turret for vertical aiming. Even more fortunate,
the enemy is approaching from the air, and thus I can bring to bear all of my guns at
at it.

I miss.

I am in disbelief.

All my processors agree. Given the distance, given the speed of the mecha, even with
precognition... I aimed center, left and right. Howitzers to the above, Hellrail to the
below. I had timed it that the shots should all arrive exact to the microsecond.

My sensors are clear. The enemy. Dodged. Every. Single. One.

"Flash!" my commander shouts, while running up back to his chair. I pull him back up
to the command deck. "Everbody launch! You too, Shinji! Give us the strongest AT-fi...
shit! Shields, double front!"

I comply. The blast was such that I am even knocked back, all twenty thousand tons
of me, a good five meters. My battlescreens hold, and I find I cannot divert the energy
into my fuel cells. This is... a graviton cannon! Or a black hole gun, in the parlance.

I am down to 24% reserves. I may fire my hellbores only two more times before I must
dip into power reserved for shields.

The rest mount tilts to the vertical, and the Bucephalus blasts right out. The Zeta
is locked into a rail launcher, leaving right after. I open my rear hatch, and the Eva-01
MP-type slides out, feet-first. "Let it finish this turn..." my commander says, with his
eyes closed. I do not understand fully, but the others seem to. "We're going to just
Defend. You guys move closer and Evade if she shoots at you. Shinji, if it looks like
our battlescreens won't hold, feel free to jump in for some Defensive Support."

The commander orders me to divert all power to shields, even siphoning power from
the cyclic capacitors. While I am built to take a hit, that I should not shoot back is
something I do not like. But I must obey.

Electronic pain floods my systems, and my commander screams. The enemy is large
mecha, in humanoid shape but with Mobile Armor-levels of firepower. It is what they
call, a Super Robot. Or, as my commander is saying to me now; a Mid-level Boss. Not
to be confused with a Boss Borot, this Boss Robot. The former is pathetic, this one is
apathetic to our attacks.

I search my databanks. I still have no idea what he is talking about.

"Open for me a channel to the enemy GR." He squinted. "And change my HUD to SRW
mode."

"Tightbeam microwave, sir? Or low-frequency laser?" I ask in the same manner a butler
might ask about tea.

"Hm. Anything too energetic would just be blocked by its I-field. Rotate mediums
until you get a response. In the meantime..." He switches to the external unit comms.
"Camille, are you getting anything?"

"The enemy has an incredible psychic presence." he replies with a wince. "That isn't a
Boost Drive the Mechaboss has. I've a feeling it's being kept aloft by sheer force of
will."

"That's both good and bad." Alexander II puts in. "If it depends on mental state, then
by distracting the enemy we can weaken it. Of course, the reverse also works. The
more we piss off the enemy, the stronger it gets."

The data from my Strategic Rating Wide-scan has arrived. It tracks and collates a
variety of factors into simple statistical values to help a commander take in battlefield
data at a glance.

These display as the commander put his sight reticule upon the mobile suit:
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Gundam Zeta MS
HP 3400/3400
EN 235/235
ARM 1450
MBL 150
Transformable, Psychoframe

Camille Vidan LVL 31
SP 100/125
WILL 121
Newtype
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Upon the mobile armor:
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Bucephalus MA
HP 9900/9900
EN 245/245
ARM 2200
MBL 130
I-field, Bio-sensor

Alexander II LVL 31
SP 150/150
WILL 121

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Checking up on me:
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Good Shepherd Bolo
HP 55000
EN 92/255
ARM 5500
MBL 80
Battlescreen, Mindlink

Charles Bhepin LVL 31
SP 120/120
WILL 121

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The Evangelion just getting into view:
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Evangelion 01 MP
HP 10000
EN 150/150
ARM 3000
MBL 90
AT-field, Battery Pack

Shinji Ikari LVL 31
SP 140/140
WILL 121
God
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Then upon the enemy:
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????????
HP ?????
EN ?????
ARM ?????
MBL ?????

????? LVL ?????
SP ?????
WILL ?????
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Even from just these values, a comparative assessment may already be made. The
Zeta, with its high-mobility is clearly intended to dodge fire as its thin armor can at
most withstand one or two shots. The high Spirit Points of Alexander II means he may
use more special abilities or attacks. The Eva's unimpressive stats for a super robot
may be compensated for by that single three-letter word qualifier for its pilot.

"Wait, one- I'm getting a return signal. Audio only." My commander sighs and switches
channels again. "Attention, approaching unit. This is Commander Charles Bhepin of the
Bolo -Good Sheperd-, TFF 3rd Recovery Fleet. We are here to liberate this world and
its citizens. Please do not get in our way."

Statistically, if he tries that plea often enough, it might just work at least once.

"Hah! How dare you try to appear as if you're the good guys out of this, when you're
the ones attacking our peaceful world?! I will defeat you, filthy perverts!" The voice
was young, female, and full of indignation. "I am Fillany 08, Ayami Daikoro! And by the
power of Karingdol, I will PUNISH YOU!"

The enemy mecha is by common aesthetic a nasty-looking clump of machinery. It is
painted matte black, with bright purple highlights. Its head is that of a horned pot
helm, with eyes glowing red underneath. Its torso is angled well, its arms are oversized
and have spiky protrusions running down the outside. Its hands are free, but cannon
barrels poke out from the gauntlets' backs. Its legs and feet are back-bent and with
cloven toes splayed out. Overall it has the appearance of a murderous, bulb-winged
satyr.

"ohshithyperloli...!" The commander breaths out, panicking instantly. His eyes glaze
over, and windows open and shut in his virtual HUD.

|Default|
\|Counter|
\\|Evade or Defend|

|Spirit|
\\Guard 25\\

He lets out a pained 'guh!' as if physically struck. Then, the enemy starts the attack.
It seemed as if beams and missiles and claws were coming from everywhere. I feel my
reserves draining rapidly... but strangely enough, not as rapidly as they should be. I
take only half the damage that I should have.

My commander coughs up purple blood, the nanorepair units within his veins working at
a charged pace.

The Kardingdol, as I assume the enemy mecha is called, jump-boosted back to a safe
distance after its ferocious all-out attack. My circuits are aflame in pain reports, but
I hastily calculate the enemy's potential through that brief window in its movements.

"Your -peaceful- world?!" Camille Vidan yells out. He blasts away with the HighMega
Launcher, and misses. The enemy responds with pulsating black beam. My thanks, Lt.
Vidan. From that I can extrapolate more. "Your world is at the center of ALL the war
in this sector! Why THE HELL do you think your world produces so many mobile suits?
The only reason this place is peaceful because your slaver fleets and your brainwashed
legions are out there causing so much suffering to everyone else!"

"YOU'RE LYING!" she screams back. My calculations must now be restarted. "YOU'RE
LYING LIKE THEY SAID YOU WOULD!" Even I can feel her anguish, and see the space-
time warp extending around her mecha. "You come here, kill my friends, burn my home,
and tell me that everything I live for is nothing but a joke...? NO! You're EVIL! I have
to stop you!"

Alexander II snorts. "Child, your friends are puppets. You are a puppet as well. When
you cut the strings, some must fall... but you can dance on your own. This is what
they don't want you to realize." The Immortal Steed rolls quickly to evade a mega
particle beam. "If we must be evil, then at least we are the lesser. Do not make us
destroy you, little girl."

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Karingdol
HP ??????
EN 450/480
ARM 8000
MBL 140
Distortion Field

Ayami Daikoro LVL 39
SP 180/180
WILL 105
Cyber-Newtype
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When the HP counter remains ?????? means that despite my best efforts, the enemy's
defensive capabilities remain at a level superior to my calculation capacities. Hence,
most likely above 99999.

"Hey! Don't make her cry!" Shinji shouts out. Murderous as the enemy might be, he
still cannot abide the thought of harming an innocent.

"Oh? So you want to play the prince?" Alexander II laughs. "Won't that be a demotion,
young king?"

"Dammit, guys! Stop taunting the underaged death star! " My commander is allocating
my resources to repairing armor.

"Choyo-san...? Um, is this girl really that dangerous? I mean, it's not like we haven't
faced Sues before."

Shinji Ikari, despite all that he gone through, retains being raised to a normal Japanese
manner. EVen though his education has expanded, speaking habits make it difficult for
him to pronounce certain foreign word; 'charles' and 'bhepin' among them. He can
understand any language just fine without the need for a babelfish, but speaking them
was another matter entirely. He just cannot make do without adding polite suffixes,
which do not translate well. Hence, why the commander makes him use Choyo instead
of Charles. Camille becomes Kamiyu-san, Alexander as Aleksu-san.

Fifth processor, be silent.

"You are familiar with Belief Shapes Reality, yes?" the commander responds absently.
"It's the fast way for a deity to quickly accumulate power. Some do not require this
worship to exist (for example, you, but you're really more of an example of forced
evolution) but generally the more faith there is in any particular being or concept, the
more powerful it is."

"Like Imhotep. People worshiped him as a God for so long that in the afterlife he did
become one. Let's not get into the Juedo-Christian mythos..." Alexander II adds into
the discussion. "Let it just be said, that in this universe, Kishimoto IS God as far as
such is possible, and we don't like that."

The boy grins. Fighting the will of Heaven, is a familiar feeling.

"Fangirls are, well, fanatics genetically engineered and artificially born to be utterly
loyal to their yaoi masters. They have more in common with combat androids, except
that are made with... sorcery." Zeta and Bucephalus are buying us valuable time to
formulate a plan. Like bees around a buffalo, their attacks are doing nothing more than
annoy the enemy. Time enough for my commander to offer an explanation, as he uses
the SRW interface to supervise the attack. "They retain enough minds and a fragment
of a soul, that their pure faith allows them to power up their Princes. More often, their
deaths are a sacrifice, and this is why both killing and not killing them merely makes
yaoi stronger.

It's something of a masterwork, actually... horrid, but in its own way impressive. YAOI
and CANON have found a way to infuse Warp-derived power into almost everyone in
their forces... hence, why even the Chaos Gods are fighting with us. They're dying,
slowly, but just as assurely as everyone in the material plane."

"And this... girl... is a fangirl?"

"Normal people can be turned into fangirls. They can offer their souls, and push out
more power. Also, they can handle being given back power... you've seen that hordes
of fangirls are as dangerous as classic zombies. Pathetic individually, but frightening in
one screaming mass. Shepherd, open channel, again." I allow my commander to speak
with the enemy.

Her face shows onscreen. She has been crying. Her light purple hair is neck-length,
and her features contorted yet cute all the same. She seems to be no more than ten
to twelve years of age. The commander sighs. "You have been chosen, since birth, to
bear this burden. You have been given nothing harsh instruction sprinkle with brief
moments of affection to tie irrevocably you to your handlers.

Your purpose in life is to be their tool, to use your power as they will. I can imagine,
the joy you must have felt... when they finally let you have a name instead of a
creche number." And he smiles.

She screams and leaps to attack. "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" My shields manage
to hold under the assault. Camille and Alexander II take potshots to distract her. "We
are the ones saving this universe from you! You're the ones killing so many people! It's
you that want to keep us as slaves...! We have to fight for the right to like what we
like! We're not going to let you push us around anymore!"

"Your society has an abudance of females, but in reality it is the most mysogynistic
ever devised. You have been told it is an honor to die defending it. Ah, the loyalty of
properly shaped children is absolute, and your powers still uncorrupted. And you WILL
most likely die. If you don't fall in battle, your will be taken and your soul will be split
into countless shards to be formed into fangirls. You might be turned into a Sue, and
the price of that power is absolute mindless obedience. You will be beautiful outside
and Hollow inside. You fight now, to save your friends, but in the end... you will have
nothing that you won't destroy in the name of your Prince, a man who holds you in
utter contempt."

Commander, I am detecting closed space. We are being pulled into a time-space warp.

He sighs again. "Used up, before she even turns into a woman. Never having felt the
caring of parents, allowed only friends that share the same stunted upbringing. It's no
mere rumor that the yaoi seem to loathe the loli... and we can use the lolita tag here,
since they ARE being victimize, not sexually perhaps, but an even deeper violation.
That's why fangirls are so devoted. Not one really knows what love is like." He frowns.
"Destroying the idea of love itself, that I cannot forgive. This YAOI is an abomination
even to its original purpose... "

He opens up a SRW weapons panel:
_________________________________________________________________________
1/2------------Weapon Name----------Damage---------Range--------Hit---Ammo---EN
--------------250cm Hellbore-----------5000-------------3-12 --------- +10 --- 0 -- 35
--------------280cm Howitzer-----------4000-------------2-10 --------- +20 -- 100 -- 0
--------------200cm Mortar-------------2500-------------1-8 ----------- +30 -- 200 -- 0
--------------60cm Hellbore InfRpt-----2500-------------1-10--------- +50 --- 0 --- 5
\\ 250cm Hellbore
\\ Special
\\ Crit +40%

|Spirit|
\\ Lock On
\\ Hot Blood
\\ Luck

"I wish it did not have to come to this." he whispers. "Execute combination attack."

Camille Vidan changes back into Mobile Suit mode, and switches on the repulsor drive
to keep him hanging in mid-air. His battle rifle, the HighMega Launcher, is an extremely
compact version of a capital ship cannon; firing (or launching) a tight beam of fused
minovksy mega particles (hence, the high-mega). He opens the breech of the beam
rifle and puts in a strange grenade.

"Stun Shot!" he shouts. "Lock On! Fire!"

Even I can hear a -tchwing!- sound. He fires. The mega particle beam pushes a shield-
buster shell unerringly at the enemy. The shot pounds at its I-field, and turns the
entirety of the enemy's barrier into a flashbang.

My sensors report:
Hit!
- 250 hp
Stunned!

Shinji Ikari winces as he hears a high-pitched scream.

"Lock On! Hot Blood! Zeal!" Alexander II shouts. "Overload Stampede!"

The Bucephalus lets loose with everything in its arsenal. It is blinding. Then, he drains
the reserve Energy Tank to do it again.

Hit!
-15200 hp
[Barrier]

Hit!
-7800 hp
[Barrier]

"Triple. Hellbore. Perdition." my commander says. I let loose with my main guns at full
power. I can destroy capital ships with this.

Hit!
-45000 hp
[Barrier]

"I'm sorry. Lock On! Positron Blaster!" Shinji Ikari says, while aiming with a Custom
Positron Cannon.

Hit!
-4000hp
[Barrier]

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Karingdol
HP 87100/?????
EN 210/480
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[Stn]

"Damn, that's one tough machine." whispers Camille. "She can't counter-attack for
now, but we need to finish this off in the next turn."

It is a convenient way of partitioning movements in a battle plan.

"...no!" the girl screams out. "I won't let you...! My friends are all in there...! I'll stop
you!" The Karingdol quivers, then lets loose a shockwave. The flying units are thrown
back, but the pressure in their minds is perhaps worse. "By order of His Exellency Great
Tohryu Afuda, I'll die before letting you pass!"

"Really now?" Alexander II cannot contain his displeasure. "And why does this 'Great'
Tohryu not fight us himself?"

"You're not worthy of his time!"

"We are besieging this world! We are assaulting the fleethold! We are crushing the fleet
and tearing through your ground defenses! We have a BOLO! We are almost in sight
of your stormfortress...! I highly dread just what it would take to FINALLY get his
skinny behind moving!" He looked sick. "... yes, I really do dread what it would take."

"Daikoro-san..." Shinji says to her. "I'm sorry. Even if you die... it wouldn't really matter
to him. You were sent out to die. Remember his words carefully."

She looks, for the first time, shocked. Then, she looks angry. "Don't underestimate me!"

"Why do we always get the tsunderes?" the commander whines out. "It's like Asuka all
over again. At least we have Shinji to serve as a buffer..."

"That's mean, Choyo-san..." the boy responds.

Commander, the enemy is charging up for an attack.

"This is your last chance! You know we're not bluffing...!" Camille shouts out to her,
sending out his newtype sincerity. It is practically impossible for newtypes to lie about
their intentions to each other. "We don't want to do this. For the sake of even more
that's sufffering... it must be done."

"She is suffering too!" Shinji says suddenly. "Choyo-san!"

"... All right. Shinji. Do as you wish."

"Thank you." The Evangelion opens up the channel to the Karingdol again. "Daikoro-san.
You may not know it, but we -are- here to save you and your friends. We don't need
to fight. Please, just stand aside..."

"Ha! Do you really expect me to believe you out of just that?" She tries to sneer, but
it just manages to make her look even cuter. My commander groans. Fangirls are often
between in their early teens, in ignorance and boundless enthusiasm. A single loli soul
can be used to create at least a thousand of them, even more depending on innate
psychic power. "Kill me if you can! I won't let you get any further...! The beautiful
universe that we are going to create, only your stupid barbaric desires are keeping it
from being perfect!"

He frowns. Every loli that dies is a tragedy. We have seen the extraction mechanisms.
Is it possible... that being hooked up is not necessary? Nonetheless, killing children, it
stains the soul. My crew are efficient killers. They still make for poor soldiers.

"Shinji. You know what we need to do."

The boy slumps down. "I'm sorry, Daikoro-san."

|Spirit|
\\ LockOn
\\ Fervor
\\ Fury

My commander stands up and walks over to the main screen. He stands at parade rest.
"Wolves howl. Shed your peace, Good Shepherd, and lay waste to those that threaten
your flock..." I unseal all safeties. "Combination crash.

---------------- GOLDSPEAR ---------------- 25000 -------- 3-12 -- +70 -- 0 --- 125
\\ Combination
\\ Ultimate
\\ Crit + 60%

My Alpha Strike tears through the I-field shield as if it was nothing more than paper.
Camille Vidan's unerringly accurate overchanged Beam Sniper shot follow a moment
later, destroying the head and main sensor pods. Then the Immortal Steed's
Overload Stampede smashes into weapon systems.

There is a terrifying roar. The Evangelion runs forward, and springs at the enemy to
snatch it right out of the sky. Wham! It punches down at the enemy. It bashes away,
it pulls at armor plates. It is purest savagery, a primal force unleashed. Roar. I can
hear the girl screaming in hysterical fear. I pity her. Even I would be taken aback by
such a ferocious attack that kicks reason to curb and reaches for the impossible.

The Evangelion is only about half the size of the Karingdol, but the bio-machine lifts
the enemy mecha easily, and tosses it into the mountainside. It roars again.

Hit!
- 77200 hp!
Critical!

The menacing black mecha still has one hardmounted Bolt Caster left. It feebly brings
its left arm up and fires. The Evangelion slaps the plasma ball aside.

"... monsters!" the girl is screaming. "You're all monsters!"

"Beware ye, who stare long into the abyss..." my commander says sadly.

"I'm sorry." Shinji says again. The Evangelion walks forward. The Karingdol looks as if
it wants to burrow into the dirt just to get away. The Eva raises its left hand, so
spindly compared to the black mecha's claws. He drives it, knife-like, into the enemy's
chest armor.

The girl screams again.

Then silence.

The Evangelion pulls, ripping the meter-thick chestplate out and exposing the mecha
control pod. Ayami Daikoro is there, her combat suit impracticably frilly. She is hugging
herself, curled into a fetal ball. She looks up briefly and whimpers. She pulls her arms
over her head, shutting eyes firmly. She is afraid. She hopes her death will be quick.

The Eva pushes its fingers deep into the cockpit, mere inches down from her chair.
A section of its neck retracts, and from the secondary hatch of the MP Eva Unit-01
emerges Shinji Ikari. His plugsuit remains the same from his NERV days, only with chest
and shoulder armor pads stitched on. He walks down the arm towards her.

"Daikoro-san..." he says sofly upon reaching her. "Hello? My name is Shinji Ikari."

She looks up. The closed space is breaking, and a stream of light is stretching out
from behind him.

"It's all right now." he adds, holding out his hand. "I won't let anyone hurt you. You
don't have to be afraid."

Shinji is now fifteen. Although his mother is a trifle...obsessive... about feeding him
well, it seems he is one of those people who are genetically ever-thin. He smiles down
at her. "I promise." he says. An aria rises from nowhere in particular.

She wails and wraps himself around him. She is sobbing, still shaking in fear. He pats
at her shoulder. "It's all right. I'm here. If you want to save your friends, then we will."

"That was a Contract, wasn't it? Ah no... we've got the Ultimate Force to make our
lives all the more confusing now..." Camille Vidan groans.

My commander claps his hands twice, and touches it to his forehead. "We trained the
boy well, didn't we?"

Alexander II merely laughs.

The Evangelion is pulling its hand back, with the two teens standing on its open palm.
I open my rear hatch and extend the rest frame for the Eva to sit on. Its automatic
mode is extremely stable now, that it sits and lies down to be pulled back into the
rest cage without even disturbing what it held in its hand.

I can understand the strategic significance. What greater power is there than to make
your enemies work for you? I can also see the many perils in this approach. We ARE
letting in a potential saboteur. One of these days, someone will have a gun in that
cockpit.

We cannot save everyone, commander. This is war. You know it.

"... yeah. Maybe. We'll see."

Missiles inbound.

"Okay. Back to work. External comms. Camille, Aleksandros, drop back and reload. We
need to charge up energy reserves before we take another crack at the stormfortress."

Commander, I am recieving a situation report from the Fleet. The fleethold is on the
move, we may be left without cover for at least three days. The enemy fleet is also
contained within the fleethold, so we will not have to worry about orbital threats. But
we will be stuck here for the duration.

"It's nothing unusual. We've done this before."

I have a bad feeling about this.
----------









Well, actually I planned on using Wesker and Rukia, but then it's complicated enough
just to write the interaction of five characters, and the cast must expand as the story
continues. ~_~ Sorry, but characterization is a matter of perception out of just a few
short sentences.

I'd rather see your characters in their own adventures, actually. ^_^ B.B. Rain,
you've got great ideas there. Have you watched Legend of Galactic Heroes by any
chance? Fleetholds are like their space fortresses, think of Iserlohn with its 'I can
move my superlaser 720 degrees motherfuckers' badass vibe.

But that slow-moving things such as ships and skimmer vehicles can pass through.
Granted, it's likely so it will appear more like an ocean, but that seems to me like
that it functions similar to a Dune shield.

In any case, here's an alternate passage that never got used:

---------------
The drop point is so beyond hot, it's plasma. Do you hear me? LZ IS PLASMA." He
groans out as the fleet commander continues to push. "All right. If it comes from high
command... I guess there's nothing we can do about it." He switches back to the unit
shared comms. "Guys, sorry, but we're going to have to retreat a bit. We need to
pick up incoming ATTACHABLE reinforcements."

"... attachable? That means we have to carry them, right?" Camille barely dodges a
coordinated beam salvo. "Aw, man. I don't want to share space with Word Bearer
Space Marine again. They have air filtering, so Khornates don't really know how much
they stink up the place with all the blood on their armor."

"Worse. Combat observers."

All three others of my crew groan and grimace. "Great. Now we're going to be baby-
sitting some command pets." the newtype pilot adds.

Alexander II looks thoughtful, and fails to dodge in time. Missiles explode upon the
transparent spherical shield of his I-field. "Come to think of it, the idea that a single
Bolo can take on a fortified continent the size of India does seem unrealistic." And his
predecessor had faltered there, which still rankled for no readily approachable reason.
"Who are they? Can we at least use them as meat shields, if we have to?"

"Can we talk about this inside?" Camille adds, annoyed. "Damn it, my gun's dry." The
Zeta bashes at an approaching Aerogater with the beam bayonet.

I intensify covering fire as I reverse out of the valley. Even I find such command whims
troublesome. However, orders are orders.

[snip]

The newtype shrugs. "What's our handicap this time?"

"Let's see. Shepherd, holomatrix please. Thank you." I display the pertinent information
upon a controlled plasma field in midair. "Albert Wesker, Lt. Commander. Oh bloody hell."

"THAT Albert Wesker?" Camille shouts, wide-eyed. "The Purgation of Earth-22 Wesker?"

"That."

"Urgh. Can't we just shoot him?"

"Unfortunately, he is useful to the war effort. It's like someone wants to be amused
with the personality conflicts that will arise with an obvious psychopath in the crew."
My commander sighs. "Flight Commander Kuchiki Rukia. No known previous battle
encounter."

"... that's even worse." Camille adds. "Hey, nice piloting statistics. But mixing a skilled
newtype with a skilled oldtype... BAD. Real bad karma."

"At least, command IS trying to help us." Shinji has to say.

"Along with one light company of flashclone troops, the 24th Failpile, led by Lieutenant
Armature... hey, at least we can say THEY have plenty of previous combat experience."

"Don't joke." Camille is rubbing at his face. "Please, Bhepin, just... don't try to make
jokes right now. How much more help is command going to give us before we die out
of their good intentions?"

"Our combat grouping is famous for preserving life on both sides of the line. We have
no need of flashclone troops. Or a mad scientist. Or a good pilot instructor." Alexander
II adds. "But... heh. We all know what they're for."

My commander sighs. "We're getting a little too successful. Going in alone deep into
enemy territory, and getting them to surrender en masse... even I can see that might
be a little suspicious. Our reputation for showing quarter, may mean that we're getting
too close to the enemy."

"Are we?"

The commander's silence is... ominous. "The Ministorium deems it an inevitability that
someday, there will no longer be an enemy. If this is because we have destroyed them
utterly or that they have ceased to be the enemy... is for history to decide. A bullet
may only kill one person, but if I can just change one mind... and that mind can then
convince two, and so on... we can overturn this unnatural universe."

He rubs at the bridge of his nose. "Ideas are dangerous. This entire universe is born
out of such things. I can understand their wariness." He looks up. "Of course, it also
doesn't help that each of us here are mired in ambiguity." He archs an eyebrow at
Shinji, who laughs weakly. "Too much awesome may also spark fanboism..."

"But it's not like you want to bumrush Amuro Rei, do you?" Camille asks, with narrowed
eyes.

"Hell, no!" Charles Bhepin seems to be still angry. "But fanboy and fangirlism... no, let's
be accurate here... existence failure... is at the extreme end of slavish respect, that
it turns people into parasitic leeches. Both the adored object and the obeying subject
feed upon each other and all around them." He sighs again and calms down. "We may
hate what we do not understand, but we can only ever really defeat what we truly
know."

"And high command doesn't like that?"

"Well, it is risky and outright treasonous if it fails. Plus, it takes too long." Alexander
yawns. "Shooting someone is a faster and more reliable method of getting rid of a yaoi
trooper than trying to spark revolutions in their social dynamics."

"Hey, okay, so what if they're here to keep an eye on us? Can we actually count on
them in battle?" Camille asks.

"Ah." The commander switches to additional data. "They're coming in with a Kukri-class
Drop Pod. It fits into modular sections in a Bolo's hull, so we can treat it as something
like an expansion pack for our hangar. Hm. Two Custom Spartan Destroids, one Alpha-
Beta Legios, and four Rhino transports. Man, they're really pushing the Fold Space
properties here... they're fodder for any decently-equipped Sue."

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Well-Known Member
#37
Name: Kai Leong

Call Sign: Slag

Rank: Sergeant

Profile:


Services: Special Forces

War Role: Orbital Drop Shock Troopers, Assault, Fire Support, Infiltration and Sabotage.

Squad: Stray Dragons

Squad Motto: The Orks got one thing right about war and thats Hit 'em hard, Hit 'em low and give 'em plenty of bolters and las rounds.

Love Interest: Possibly but at the moment too busy trying to stay alive in a warzone.

Children: Haha, my squad members might as well be my kids considering how often I gotta to be a nanny to them.

Squad Members:

Call Sign: Tactician
Mark Uainich (Trooper/Tactical & Communication specialist) One hell of an expert in squad tactics and strategy. I lost count how many time he pull us out of a near defeat into a brilliant victory. Though he is taciturn and aloof at times but he is still one of my most reliable men.

Call Sign: Flirt
Sain Lycia (Trooper/Heavy weapons expert) A solid solider who one canbe depend on in a fight. He prefers the meltagun or the SPARTAN laser as his weapon of choice. Only problem is that he has a bad habit of flirting with any cute or beautiful female he sees. Though watching him get shot down by the women always a laugh.

Call Sign: Nomad
Jake Dunn (Trooper/pointman). A survivor of the ill-fated Delta-Theta squad which was disbanded after ? of its member were killed in action during the Crysis Massacre. He is an expert in guerrilla warfare and a master marksman as well.

Call Sign: Doc
Igor (Trooper/medic and occasional mad bio-artificer) One of the ugliest folks I have ever met but a genius in healing. He does not have a last name like all other Igors from discworld. Over time we just call him doc rather than his given name as it get confusing whenever another Igor happens to be around. Often hang round the lab whenever off duty or patching up Sain after his beating from Melissa

Call Sign: Mech
Melissa Mao (Corporal/Mobile Suit and vehicle expert) She is the squad heavy support if we ever need a tank or a mobile suit for support in our fight, she the person for the job. Although one of the toughest troopers I ever met she has a habit of being a heavy drinker and known to have a sharp tongue. She is rather protective of trooper Lain and also has a love hate relationship with Trooper Sain. In other word Sain love to flirt with her or Lain but hate the beatings that Melissa dishes out because of the flirtings.

Call Sign: Cypher
Lain Iwakura (Trooper/Electronic countermeasure expert). She is the youngest member of the squad and also our unofficial mascot. She may be young but she is a natural in electronic warfare especially in hacking and programming.


Note: The Stray Dragons squad are currently en route to join the battle, however i do not know which commander will my squad join. I am requesting any ground commander who willing accept my squads services. For the GLORY of TFF!
 

B.B. Rain

Well-Known Member
#38
Uhm...Interesting stuff, Bluepencil. Suprised at the under-motives ascribed to Wesker and Rukia...Hmm. Well, it'll be interesting no matter which way you (or Byakuryuu, when he notices) go with this.

The cross-processor dialouge for Good Sheppard was intriguing, to say the least. Signs of rampancy, or just what happens when a Bolo gets out of the (relative) infancy stage of their first couple centuries/millenia? Good stuff nonetheless.

So, just to be clear...This Shinji is your Warhammer 40K Shinji...Who has become a God, ala the God-Emperor, with ties to Oh! My Goddess? Confuzzling.

The Lolicon Super Mecha was a bit fear-inducing. The stuff about what YAOI and CANON does with their fangirls and lolis...Brrr. Glad we're fighting them. So Shinji and your command group have a new rookie, or is she going to HQ for examination (clinical, not dissection), and deprogramming?

As for your message to me...No, actually. Neither watched nor read, though I think I get the general idea behind the installations. Thanks for the compliment, by the by, good to now my ideas were good despite being incomplete (I left out strategies for orbital-surface insertions if we fail to maintian deception; prep-work should a distress signal get out; a GOTH plan; emergency scenarios should this be a trap; plans incase of sudden mutinies, infiltrators, or suborned units from our side; options incase the enemy manages to procure some or all of our plans and moves to counter them...Stuff like that.). Glad to contribute.

Speaking of contributing...24th Light Company, hmm? And Lieutenant
Armature...Probably not in my purview, but if there is a re-haul of my Orders of Battle after Byakuryuu gets back to me...We'll see.

Moving on, you don't approve of flash-clone cannon fodder, hmm? Well, we are a total volunteer unit, free and mandatory mindrubs if you can't handle the strain...We're more like, say...Jamie Madrox then the Grand Army of the Republic. Each clone is the same person, given a new body, if, admittedly, some are taken from different points of life, due to the speed of the Vita-Rans.

Re-integration is a bitch.

Back on track...The Kenny forces do provide a useful and productive outlet for any suicidal/self-destructive tendencies (which get worked through and ditched pretty quickly, and more effectively then the psych techs would), and frankly...If we're going to suffer heavy casualties, it just makes sense to have a unit that enjoys and expects it, rather then sucking down the cream of the crop.

I guess I can understand...It isn't too appealing, and factoring in your life-preservation focus...Meh.

Can't please everyone.

You do your thing, we'll do ours.

EDIT: Just to clarify, Kenny-policy has no problem with your tendency to hold out hope for, and offer, chances at conversion to our enemies and their pawns. Most of the actual Kenny troops don't have a problem, either.

Any enemy we won't have to fight again, or better yet, get added to the ranks of support/backup gunners...A real load off our minds. And souls.

And possibly one less Hell stamp on our passports...

You just keep the good work on your side, we'll do the same here.
 

byakuryuu

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#39
B.B. Rain said:
byakuryuu said:
Okay, you're confused to where you stand, right?

Well, Mobile Infantry includes any force on THE PLANET. Space Fleets are forces generalized across systems for interplanetary warfare. Therefore, Mobile Infantry includes the Terran Navy forces, the Troopers and the Terra Firma Airborne sector (Although this is under minor jurisdiction of the Space Fleets). An example:

The Commander of your unit does NOT commandeer a Spaceship, therefore, you are Mobile Infantry, should you be in the Warfare sector.

The Space Fleet's job is to support the Invasion or Defender forces, should there be any "outside support" of YAOI or CANON.

No, it is alas, NOT possible to hold command of a Space Fleet(s) and Field Force(s) at the same time, UNLESS, of corse, you reconfigure your rank to suit a 2nd Tier High General.

But you don't get any action.

Dilemma, yes?

Over and out.
First, whoa. I seem to go a bit...Kuno, when I'm outta my skull on meds. Sorry, folks.

Secondly, and on topic. Byakuryuu, let me see if I have this straight. Since Mobile Infantry handles planetary forces, my use of Bolos, Sea-Naval forces, tanks, and marines square out. My use of atmospheric and and atmos/space capable craft such as stingers, helicopters, shuttles, and pinnances, is iffy, but within boundaries. My use of capitol-sized spacecraft is, however, a sticking point.

Expounding, I can't hold dual-command, unless I go to 2nd Tier, or General/Admiral status, which you say would put me out of the frontlines. This presumably excludes clusterfucks where the enemy breaches the lines, assassination attempts, armed insurrection, mutiny, experiments running wild, and, where I Spacey, the whole Fleet Command on a command ship thing (It's really not allowed for generals to lead from the front?), like Admiarls Ackbar and Harrington.

Oh-kay...First possible solution/comprimise. I mentioned command of CA and smaller vessels, which are easily capable of atmospheric operation, albeit in a more limited form than fighters, shuttles, and landers. Could those fall under the Terra Firma Airborne Sector?

This does seem unlikely, and it would limit my ability to command Carriers and Trrop Transports, so unless this actually seems like a good option to you, I'm just listing it to get it out of the way.

Second...Waitaminute. I went back to your rankings post, and it says:
3rd Tier: Commonly held by those awarded the rank of General, and the rest made up of Commanders, the 3rd Tier of Command holds great responsibility over the fate of not one, but that of many fleets and armies. Answering only to those above him or herself, the 3rd Tier Officer has, ironically, one of the toughest jobs in the universe: making sure the fleets make it back home alive, and, more often than not, they donÆt. Mentally exhausting and tough, a 3rd Tier Commander has the reward of a soldierÆs smile, coming back home from battle. They are allowed to access only 3rd Tier certified documents and information and below. He or she is marked with a Green emblem.

4th Tier: Those holding the rank of Fleet Commander, Field Commander or any sector equivalent, come into contact with this Tier. Holding a command over a fleet, an official top secret crew or such, a 4th Tier military command is issued onto them. Known as the ôFunö Tier, the Commanders of each fleet and their Lieutenants and crews command fierce armadas, Squadrons, independent operations, either under the jurisdiction, or bent from (Who, me?) the War Trial. A notable example of this Tier is held by General Anti Assasinguy, who is, as mentioned, a General, yet does not advance to the 3rd Tier chain and STILL holds command of one fleet. Whether this is due to broken discipline, a lack of experience or the fact that his wife is too fucking hot, it cannot be said. They wear the Blue emblem on their insignias.
Why not 3rd Tier? Multiple Fleets and Armies, and I'm just looking for a Brigade-sized Battalion and a Squadron+Heavy Screening Elements or Task Force.

Also, you skipped Captain in Fleet Chain of Command, which, as I understand, is the lowest rank to command an individual ship, excluding smallcraft. Does Fleet Lieutenant cover that, or what?

Moving on...My Kenny-legion stuff has kinda...gotten confusing, with all these changes and formalizations to our structure and Orders of Battle.

I origanally intended the Redshirt forces to be, as the name implied, easily disposable. We'd be sent to deal with the second-tier of importance stuff, things too mundane, commonplace, controllable, or just lower priority for the Main Characters (i.e., authors, named characters, and fancic/canon borrowed elements) to deal with. We'd swarm in, expecting and counting on dying, and be replaced almost before we actually died, due to mass-production cloning/re-equipping station, combining various and sundry plot devices (Ran from Bob and George, the Ressurection Ships, Spaarti Cylinders from the Thrawn Trilogy, Vita-Chambers from Bioshock, Mr. Sinister's Marauder Production facilities, the Sega/Sony forces of Megatokyo, so-on and so-forth) for a greater effect. We'd get "downloaded," via implanted devices/spells/telepathy, whatever, akin to save/load or re-spawning, so our new memories and experiences wouldn't be lost, although some of the less/more (depending on your point of view) troops required mind-rubs to reduce trauma and insanity while leaving important details.

Even though we have standard or better gear, we'd still be dispatched relatively easy, due to sufficient enemy firepower, our own lack of dedicated self-preservation, suicide-bomber/precise-artillery teactics, or atacking in insufficient numbers to diffuse enemy firepower. This is perfectly alright, since we can literally drown our enemies through sheer dint of numbers, far better then, say, the Flood, Splicers, Zombies, or other swarming armies, due to an effectively infinite supply of cannon-fodder.

We also have bery effective self-destruct systems built into us, to prevent the enemy from stripping weapons/gear/raw materials from us, or using our bodies as blockade-building materials. The self-destruct isn't usually used, however, bothe because most of us signed up for the cyborg/T-Virus ressurection-as-zombie-horde option, and because our deaths tend to end up atomizing our bodies anyway.

Anyway, the premise was that we wouldn't exactly be traditional forces, both because of our high fatalities, basic mission profile, and, uh...tendency to charge screaming into walls of enemy fire, regardless of our actual orders, preferences, or stategic/tactical inclinations.

Continue later. Urgent call from family.

Laters, now. Decided to forgo EDIT line.

Anyway, I originally envisioned the Redshirts as holding the line until something became critical, or more important issues were resolved; garrison duty; grunt work in the sci-labs, y'know, hauling stuff, guarding prisoners, 'playing' with the various and sundry monstrosities created by our Madboys, testing dummies, spare parts, emergency food, emergency victems...I should move on.

Anyway, stuff like Garrison would be, again, second-tier-of-importance stuff, with conventional forces performing garrison on peaceful/high-risk worlds, possibly supplemented by my sections cloned, zombie-cyborg hordes.

To clarify, I'm in charge of the 4th Battalion of the 10th Army Group, out of ten large-end Regions (using convential American model), out of (branching off into speculation) a total of 180 Sector-Commands, each handling 10 Regions, and deployed to cover a Sector which, rather then the traditional Galactic-War meaning of an area covering roughly an entire solar system and a fir portion of surrounding space, references a sector of responsibility, be it in the war front or within TFF's borders.

This, obviously, should be re-sized based on the Mods (insert appropriate term here) descisions and interpertations of the sacle of this new RPG, but what I'm wondering is, is my Kenny/Redshirt Forces totally off? I'd like your opinion of that, Byakuryuu.

Moving back to my original worries, and tying them in to this problem, if you keep the Redshirt Brigades, suitably re-sized, and, if need-be, redone, I'd be willing to take a promotion to command the whole group. I'd prefer my current lower rank or something below High Command, of course, but...Meh.

As my original point about the types of direct combat a high-ranking leader is traditionally subject to, I remembered that one of the conditions for both promotion and keeping your existing rank in the Kenny forces, is goind out in a suicidal blaze of glory, causing massive levels of property damage and (hopefully) accompanying enemy casualties, with minimal loss of life and limb to your own allies.

Unless they're fellow redshirts. In which case, matching enemy fatalities is both approved and amusing.

This should be done monthly. Weekly, if your preformance reviews look iffy.

Anywho...This means that, in the Kenny forces, leading from a position where you can rapidly reach the front, if you aren't already there, is just smart job security.
So, y'know...Unless you totally gut and revive my current concept of the Redshirt forces...Or just gut 'em and leave 'em for dead...Leading from the front and getting in on the action is still allowed and encouraged, regardless of rank.

So, y'know...Could you get back to me on this?
In point reference to the 3rd Tier rank. While it DOES seem like a 2nd Tier upgrade, there are many notable differences between them, and I would like to specify several key characteristics of the 3rd Tier Chain of Command that I did not elaborate previously.

3rd Tier automatically means that the Officer has achieved the rank of General, which is honoured upon him after distinguished service. I am the only anomaly in this rank, as I am a 4th Tier General, one could say... the least influential. The 3rd Tier Officer directs strategy for BOTH the Space Fleet and the Mobile Infantry.

How is this different from a 2nd Tier?

A 3rd Tier is given no specific fleet of command, but rather, is given the control of a Space Fleet Vessel (Hellwolf Class) to serve as a Command Base of sorts for the Fleets and Armies under his function. He mediates between the Fleet Commanders and the High Generals AND the War Trial. However, he is also given the opportunity to participate in battle, should a need arise.

The Kenny Suicide Squad and the Redshirts qualify for Special Ops and/or Research and Development, due to the excess of supernatural and advanced warfare employed.

Some UNOFFICIAL RANKS.

Major - The equivalent of Squadron Captain, however, Major is given to those with distinguished service to TFF.

Colonel - Between a Fleet Lieutenant and a Squadron Captain; usually a person with distinguihsed service.

Lt Colonel - Colonel's second-in-command.
 

B.B. Rain

Well-Known Member
#40
byakuryuu said:
In point reference to the 3rd Tier rank. While it DOES seem like a 2nd Tier upgrade, there are many notable differences between them, and I would like to specify several key characteristics of the 3rd Tier Chain of Command that I did not elaborate previously.

3rd Tier automatically means that the Officer has achieved the rank of General, which is honoured upon him after distinguished service. I am the only anomaly in this rank, as I am a 4th Tier General, one could say... the least influential. The 3rd Tier Officer directs strategy for BOTH the Space Fleet and the Mobile Infantry.

How is this different from a 2nd Tier?

A 3rd Tier is given no specific fleet of command, but rather, is given the control of a Space Fleet Vessel (Hellwolf Class) to serve as a Command Base of sorts for the Fleets and Armies under his function. He mediates between the Fleet Commanders and the High Generals AND the War Trial. However, he is also given the opportunity to participate in battle, should a need arise.

The Kenny Suicide Squad and the Redshirts qualify for Special Ops and/or Research and Development, due to the excess of supernatural and advanced warfare employed.

Some UNOFFICIAL RANKS.

Major - The equivalent of Squadron Captain, however, Major is given to those with distinguished service to TFF.

Colonel - Between a Fleet Lieutenant and a Squadron Captain; usually a person with distinguihsed service.

Lt Colonel - Colonel's second-in-command.
So...Uh...How big can the Redshirts be, if we're Special Forces? Keeping in mind that TFF consists of multiple Systems/Universes, meaning we can and should be much larger then a RL equivalent.

I'd still like a definitive answer about the whole Atmospheric-operations Capable Spacecraft arguement, sorry.

And now, I come to yet another point of contention/possible Sue-dom. To what lengths can I start combining stuff for my forces?

I mean, no Adeptus Astartes stuff, you said that was out, but...Can my troops have:

1) Royalty-grade Toots and Nanite-packs, from March to the Stars.
2) Prolong, from the Honor-verse.
3) Personal Power Armor; Legacy of Aldenata, March, Honor-verse, Halo, John Steakly's Armor, Into the Looking Glass Wyvern Armor, and assorted Star Wars variants, to name a few 'verses the basics of armor are drawn from.
4) Deus Ex: Invisible War Nanomodification.
5) Halo-verse Spartan II/III Program bio-modifications.
6) Blackcollar and COBRA super-soldier program body-mod tech, both 'verses by Timothy Zahn.
7) Plasmids and Tonics from Bioshock.
8) Upgrades from the list Katya got, in Choosers of the Slain, by John Ringo.
9) Council Wars Pre-fall nannite-modification.
10) Abhorsen-style mystic protections.
11) Wards and sundry spells, of the kind that can be applied to clothes and bits of metal (typically jewelery), from various fandoms.
12) Fictional martal arts and combat styles (i.e., Equilibrium's Gun-Kata, Honor-verse's coup de vitesse, the Brentford trilogy's Dimac, WWZ's Mkunga lalem, CQC, Discworld's Sloshi and DÚjÓ fu, Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu, Anything Goes Martial Arts, and Jedi Knight Lightsaber combat...to name a few.).
13) Heavy weapons from various series in the Unit Armory, or combinations of various weapons technologies.
14) Anything anyone else wants to contribute to the list.

I'm not expecting to get all of them, or even half of them (or if there are suficient outside contributions, a third or, hope beyond hope, a tenth of the good suggestions worth), but something would be good, and it'd be nice to know the limitations.

It'd be also interesting to know the limitations of vehicular/mecha support, if we exclude Admiral Starluck's PLOT device.

For example, could we have upsized M808B MBT's from Halo, upgraded with shields, advanced armor composites, fold-space ammo bins, Bolter/Hellbore weaponry, countergrav/advanced engines, so on and so forth, or should we limit ourselves to already fairly advanced vehicles, so there isn't as far to go in terms of upgrades and renovations to matching current tech levels?

Finally...Lieutenant Gorman's posts have indicated several thousand years of active duty, easily. Uh...Really? 'Cause, with that long to perfect the art of dying explosively on the battlefield...Shit.

Despite our best efforts, our vet troops will just be too well-trained and well-blooded to die easy! Or we might die quicker then ever...

Meh. Lots of experience, we'll be better off in some way.
 
#41
Oh, and by the by, here am I. Use me and my forces as you will.

Name: David A. Abramczyk, aka 'Bravo-9'

Rank: Major

Service: Army

War Role: Rear-Echelon/Special Duties (29th Commando Recon- "Hawk's Harriers")

Love Interest: Mikuru Asahina (How? "That's Classified")

Children: None

Underlings: Master Chief Petty Officer SPARTAN-117, Lt. Samus Aran (Temporarily assigned to 29th)

======

Major Abramczyk is a grizzled veteran of the original yaoi wars. Back when they broke out, he was placed in charge of a rag-tag group of misfit soldiers, rejoicing under the title of "The 29th Army Reconnaissance Unit". At first despairing of the shoddy job he had, the then Lieutenant Abramczyk suddenly had an idea after a booze bender one night. Slowly, over several months, he molded the unit into a carefully trained Commando Troop, and volunteered them for a Deep Strike mission into Yaoi Territory to attack a Yaoi-ist "Re-Education Camp". The Mission was a wild success, as many important figures were rescued from a fate worse than death. However, the 29th suffered severe casualties on that mission, and so was withdrawn from frontline work for several months to re-fit out.
 

bluepencil

that's why it's trash can, not trash cannot
#42
'Rain, I think you're asking for a lot of equipment that's going to get destroyed anyway. It takes time to manufacture powered suits and heavy armored combat vehicles, while your troops are presumably rapidly replaced (hence, flashcloned). Simple guns are easily replicated. An entire powered suit would take longer. Even nanite goo needs source mass. Any more than standard Imperial Guard-levels of equipment, and your troops would be up to specs of line regulars which kind of defeats the whole point of having a Failpile.

Tie Tanks. Die Wings. AT-STs. Captured enemy Leos and Zakus. It would fit into the theme if you held vehicles that would explode at the slightest jolt. ^_~ Name it, and if sane troops don't want to be even NEAR it: you've got it.

This is only conditional to the above campaign though, since we can excuse a light company getting some leeway with special orders. Byaku gets final say, of course.
 

B.B. Rain

Well-Known Member
#43
...Okay, first off, which Imperial Guard?

Next, I wasn't honestly expecting to get full blown, hybrid of all the variants out there, Master Chief on Steroids and Marysue Bacterium, Wham Bam Slam Dunk powered armor.

What I was hoping, by tossing the second most outrageous possibility out there (Most being we're all Avatars of God), was to get back clearly defined limits...Which, come to think of it, I'm starting to get from you. Thanks!

Honestly? I'd mostly like to go over the various and sundry bits of power-armor tech, pick and choose the simpler bits, the more basic advances, think about what can and can't be replicated, perhaps on a smaller, not-quite-as-good-scale, and try and synthesize those into what will both be mass-producable, by-current-('fic)-standards relatively simple, body armor which is, nonetheless, a bit more advanced then slapping armor plate on a guy and telling him he might not spontaneously combust when hit by a stray round.

Honestly, I should go back and rewrite these bits here:
It helps that I had Vita-Ran equivelents made for my Bolo's and Sea/Space Navy ships. All Mk. XXVIII (Bolo) and CA or smaller, respectively.
....Good thing those Vita-Rans run of profanity, huh? Five curses save a soldier, kids! Ten can get you a Bolo! Always remember your shits, damns, fucks, and asshats.
I mean, c'mon. Ten curses to a Bolo when five equal a soldier? No specification as to the time limits? What was I thinking?

I was pratically begging to be fragged as a Sue!

Okay. Call it...

-5 curses to a basic soldier with generic gear. 30 Seconds.
-10 for heavy infantry, with still basically generic, but better, gear. 45 Seconds.
-20 for basic Power Armor Troop (using some kind of mass-produced variant, on the level of, say Katarn Mk. V Clone Commando Armor.
-25 for...

What am I doing? Just randomly tossing out ridiculous numbers. Bah.

Okay. Class differences. That seems safer. Wait. Back up.

Okay. I already said squishy troops have combined cyborg/T-virus systems so, should there be a mostly intact body left, they'll get up as controllable, weapons-using, semi-capable zombie troops. Necromancy-controlled zombie drones, as opposed to moaning, shambling, directionless (excluding the smell of sweet, sweet, flesh) mongrels, a.k.a. WWZ and classic films.

That means that our basic squishies, and their basic weapons, are out of the picture for reclamation efforts. Factor them back in if/when they have too little biomass/power/parts to be effective or active examples of unlife, be it before or after re-animation. Add in heavy weaponry, damaged stuff, their survival gear, enemy troops (which aren't earmarked for zombie-fodder or dissection), damaged/destroyed mechs which are deemed too high-cost to repair, or just generally shoddy...Toss in civilian structures we aren't interested in keeping...Crashed Starships/Hovercraft/Air Fortresses/Satellites, etc., etc.

I'm picturing some kind of nanite/spell/ward hybrid, similar to your generic Drain Life spell you get in a fair amount of games, splitting off from our dropships/bases/Vita-Rans, whatnot, to gather raw materials, maybe getting them to in combat Vita-Rans and equivelants (or dedicated, out-of-combat, heavy factories), via some kind of teleport/Stargate/FTL-burst whatever.

I mean, we've got the sciences, magic disciplines, accessible diety-power, and Laws-of-Physics breaking forces of thousands of fictional style/series at our disposal, right? How hard would it be for us to work up something crude, but functional, either ripped straight from a series it exists in, or as a frankenstein bastardization of countless systems that produce a facsimile of what I'm looking for?

As for the Vita-Rans themselves, and upsized factories downloading A.I./Experience-based Programming/Personal Preferences into god-awful Big Honkin' Tanks and whatnot...

Well, okay. That'd take a while, and be fairly resources intensive. I was thinking of some variant of the Factory Buildings in Strategy Video Games. Resources in, big vehicles of destruction out in up to half a minute onscreen...Not to that degree, but something like that. With magitech Von Neumann probes, y'konw? They set up, eat, and build, really really quickly. One Factory space taking, like, an hour to make a fighter/mid-sized tank/static turret/whatever, with hundreds of Factory spaces operating in tandem (or maybe staggered deployment rates for a constant stream effect instead of burst packages...Hmmm...).

Okay, I should've realized from the start, and expressed such a thought, that they'd have to be cheap, basic, not as high tech as we can make 'em, even if we do use the very best in terms of mass-production and applied scientifc/magic know-how. They may be cheap, mass-produced junk, but by god, it's cheap mass-produced junk that actually makes it halfway to a target, and explodes with more hellfire and psychadelic nuclear-firestorm colors then everyone else's cheap, mass-produced junk!

So. No Vita-Rans producing hundreds of thousands of super-advanced Master Chief knockoffs every five minutes. Or upsized ones dumping out dozens of Mk. XXVIII Bolos just as fast. Okay, that wasn't quite what I was shooting for when I started thinking about this, and I shouldn't have let it meander in that direction.

I also wasn't, quite, thinking about 24-Plasmid, Spartan V, JC Denton, Super-Duper, capable of ripping apart a Imperator-class Emperor Titan with their bare hands, spammable super-troops

It sounds that way, yeah, with all the personal upgrades I mentioned, but I'm not expecting to get even one of those to the max, or all of them at half strength, or anything like that.

What I'm hoping for, ideally, is some kind of distallation of the various methods (and maybe other methods people would like to contribute, yes/no?) to a streamlined augment process. Use the redundant methods of increasing speed via genetic/biomod methods, like the Spartan 2/3 muscle density increasing drugs, the Blackcollar formula, the SportBoost Tonic, Katya's upgrades...Into one, maybe a two-part, serum, which augments speed/strength a fair degree. Maybe not as high as the best of the above, but a damn sight stronger/faster then average, to say the least.

Combine the diffeent methods for something that's more stable, less of the nasty side-effects (madness, COBRA syndrome, Spartan II washouts, whatever), a sure thing to take and hold the effects, mor efficient in terms of time/effort/energy involved and used, and, of course, capable of being inserted into the flashclones.

It already has a basic setup with item number 9. In the series, it's somewhere around the year 4000-5000 (there are a few conflicting references in-story), and ALL of humanity (admittedly, only about one billion, give or take a few thousand) has benn generally enhanced. Call it 50% stronger then equivalent modern humans, faster, tougher, better senses, far better immune systems, faster brains, more mental processing power, total immunity to most diseases, healing/regeneration enhanced to, say, 10-12 times faster then modern humans, most/all genetic diseases/defects weeded out, a basic un-augmented lifespan of 400-500 years, hell, they even SMELL better.

And that's before you get into the widely available genetic modification and nannite-support available.

That's pretty damn awesome, and with the variety at our fingertips, we can at least match that, easily exceed it, for everyone, human or otherwise. Including flashclones. And that's before you start adding magic to the mix.

Of course, this'd be so widespread, on both sides of the war, that it wouldn't be nearly as much of an advantage as it sounds. The generic augments would even out, basically, and it wouldn't be that hard (generally speaking) to get further augments to bring you to parity with mass-produced super-soldiers.

The point where things get interesting is that, with all the augments, the basic soldiers capabilities have a corresponding upswing that we'd need to account for.

Your average grunt could easily carry four times as much ammo as a RL counterpart, not to mention more supplies, heavier armor, and much heavier weaponry, over harsher terrain and for longer periods of time, maybe with less of an equivelent upswing in rations (or more, depending on how we tackle metabolism), then an equivalent real world trooper.

Again, the same thing applies to our enemies...If they have a single brain in their big ol' heads.

So. Due to the increased power of everyone's firepower (heh...), we do need armor superior to the generic stuff, say...Stormtroopers get, for an equivalent effect in our cannon fodder. I mean, what good's blaster-proof armor if the second you hit the battlefied, some punk with a pocket sized laser cannon blasts you away? No time to get into typical cannon fodder position then.

Or, we could focus on speed augmentations up the wazoo, let the average troop hit Mach 10, then load 'em down with a couple hundred pounds of HE and nothing else...Nah.

Anywho. Point I'm trying to make is, it doesn't seem too unreasonable to mass produce basic shields, armor, and maybe some genetic/nannite augments for the soldiers. I mean, the Covenant fielded about 900 million Jackals with those dinky arm shields, 12 billion Brutes with heavy armor and basic shields, 7-8 Billion Elites with fair armor and decent shields, plus all those wall and bubble shields in infantry. And let's face it...They were a comparitively low-tech dinky little space empire.

We can do at least as well, right? Although...Let's sacrifice a bit of quantity for quality. I mean, you mow them down easily enough as the Chief, and lesser armed, lesser armored, shieldless, outnumbered Terrans consistently kicked their asses back and forth in ground engagements with basic tactics.

As for the power armor/exoskeleton/augmentation thing...I may have posted something like this in another thread, can't quite remember. The main problem with mass-producing MJOLNIR armor for the grunts, or something similar on a lesser scale for the SF, was that the suits were just too powerful. You couldn't scale them back for an average human and still get an acceptable ratio of cost and effect, and you couldn't augment more then a handful of humans, even with the less effective, much safer Spartan III upgrades.

We've got the second problem licked, easily, and our average citizen (we DO have more sentients in membership then humans, after all...) is a fair bit stronger, tougher, and generally better, physically speaking, then the UNSC forces. As for the first problem...That was before a subsequent 20 years of reverse engineering Covenant tech and advancing our own. How out of reach is it to go back, overhaul the design specs, refit the rejected servomotor/hydraulic systems with advances in general/specific tech and science, wouldn't it be possible to create something basic, UNSC-grade humans can use?

And that's if you leave out the basic tech/science WE can mass produce, eqpecially an inertial compensator. I mean, that's practically the answer to the suits problems, right there. Neutralize the excessive force directed against the user, help the suit out with high impacts/gravity/momentum, deactivate or increase gravity at A.I.-selected moments for increased effect upon targets...Whoo. All sorts of possibilities.

It'll still be resource and time intensive to create decent/high-end power armor and gear, yeah, and even a noticable drain to create low-spec (by our standard) stuff for the grunts, sure. And you're right, they don't actually need much before their purpose as mass-produced cannon fodder is moot, especially with the instant re-incarnation effect going on. I'd still like to give them/us something, both because dying still sucks, and to buy time to actually have an effect instead of getting whacked upon decantation, but...Meh.

As for capturing enemy crap and using it for really BIG suicide runs...They don't have some kind of fangirl/yaoi specific safeguard? Or fast-acting contaminant that could effect the troops before they KIA/rebirth in an infection-free body? Or mind-altering hypno system, or autopilot, or remote control safeguard, or something?

I mean, we could probably overcome that long enough to deny the enemy their vehicles, even turn it against them to go out in a blaze of hellfire, but...Again, I say MEH! We shall steal from them at the front, we shall steal from them on the streets, we shall steal from them in the stars, and we shall purge them IN FIRE!

We are TFF! And WE! SHALL! WIN!

Whoops. Got a bit over-excited...And I rambled again. I should turn my little profile message into a ramble-warning...Find some kind of red-alert smiley...

*Wanders off, mumbling about police sirens.*

EDIT: Yeah...Replicators...Those are good, but, well...I dunno...Nah. Not up to me. I'm not the supreme authority. We'll have to check with Luthorne/Byakuryuu/Marquis for yes/no.
 

GroundWorm

Well-Known Member
#44
If you want mass production of armour, weapons or vehicles you could use the system they use in Supreme Commander and Total Annihilation. Just give them enough mass and energy and you have a fusion nuke ready in 10 secondsà

I understand that is not what you wanted at least in technological level but, you can make everything that is not biological in a few minutes to a few hours with the technology they call nanolathing or something.
 

Jim Starluck

Well-Known Member
#45
Picking up where I left off...



ICS Vanguard
Flagship, Expeditionary Task Force 34


Starluck surveyed the tactical display with mixed feelings of relief and weariness. The Computer Society fleet was largely vanquished; upon the loss of the flagship it had lost virtually all tactical cohesion. Many squadrons had attempted to flee, only to be taken down by long-range positron cannon fire as they got far enough away for the Confederation capital ships to use their spinal-mount weapons. Those that elected to stay and fight did so with none of the organization and intelligence their admiral had instilled; without focused fire, the Confederation capital ships were all but invulnerable. What was left now was largely a mop-up operation.

Still, before the tide turned they had lost a number of major warships, many before they had any chance to launch lifeboats. Given how far they were from home, any losses the Confederation task force took would be doubly painful.

Jim turned to his command staff. "Alright. Local space is secure, let's move on to the next phase. Contact the TFF dropships, inform them that they are clear to begin landing operations. Get in a communication to the SOS Brigade and have them detain Mr. Koizumi until our troops arrive to... collect him." There were smirks and chuckles around the flag deck. "Also, dispatch a courier to inform TFF Command that we have re-taken the system and are establishing defenses."

He looked forward again as his subordinates went about the business of war. The main bridge display, ahead and one deck below in the large two-level room, was set to view mode. The holostatic field effectively acted as a giant window, displaying space outside underneath a number of overlays containing more useful information. It was the display's equivalent to a screen saver; what it showed when not being used for important data that the entire bridge needed access to. The blue-white crescent of local Earth was visible in the distance, beyond large debris fields from the battle and the other ships of ETF-34. As he watched, the superdreadnought Osiris broke out of formation, turned towards deep space, and a few seconds later vanished as it accelerated in a span of seconds to several hundred times lightspeed, heading for the support fleet hiding in the outer solar system.

"Well, no going back now," said a voice to his right. He turned to see Jezzara leaning on the railing a few feet away, also gazing at the main display. "Even if you broke off now, the enemy has the resources to track this fleet across dimensions and follow it home. And you know your 'verse isn't in any condition to withstand a conflict on this scale." She glanced at him with an unreadable expression. "You're in this for the duration, you understand."

"I knew what I was getting into, Jezzy," Jim answered. "It isn't the first war I've jumped into because it was the right thing to do, regardless of the consequences."

"You sure you're not going to regret this one too?"

He glared at her. "I never regretted that choice. What I did regret was everything that came from it." The massive casualties as a Confederation soft from twenty years of peacetime went up against a star empire ten times larger that had been waging continuous war for centuries. His summary dismissal from the Navy and scapegoating for every lost life. His self-imposed exile when, a few years later, aforementioned empire collapsed in on itself without any outside impetus, rendering every loss the Confederation suffered moot. The scorn from the star-nation he had spent decades serving proudly. The civil war that resulted from those divides and tore same star-nation apart, despite his best efforts to the contrary. The many torturous years, slowly rebuilding a shattered civilization. No, he didn't regret the one choice that had caused all of that at all.

Not until late at night, when all the ghosts came a-calling.

"Compared to what you're getting into now, all that was nothing," Jezzara said, most likely picking up on his line of thought. When you were that powerful it was difficult to not eavesdrop on the minds of others nearby (where "nearby" meant "in the same galaxy"). "This could have consequences for your entire universe, rather than just a single star-nation."

"And it's still the right thing to do."

She shrugged. "Suit yourself." They both watched the display for a minute in silence, one pondering his past and the other pondering their future. "Well, now that the party up here is over, I'm gonna go pay Her a visit. It's been awhile." Jezzara vanished from Vanguard's flag deck without so much as a "whoompf" of displaced air.

It took a minute for what she had just said to fight its way into Jim's mind, battle through the musings of times gone by, establish a beachhead in his subconscious and launch a full-scale assault on his train of thought. When it did, he gasped and swore colorfully in Ssavric (it was a very good language for such occasions).

"Emergency signal to the SOS Brigade! They have an Omega-level threat inbound!"

A meeting between Jezzara and Haruhi Suzumiya was the last thing they needed.






(More to come later)

(EDIT: And by "later" I mean "tomorrow")

(EDIT^2: And by "tomorrow" I mean "this weekend")
 

simonbob

Well-Known Member
#46
Before anybody says anything about my avatar, two points.

First, yes, active in the Marines for 30, 000 years. Skill levels high enough to outperform SpecOps, all sorts of scary, and regeneration, although at aproxmately the same speed an unenhanced human would heal a similar wound. That's the scary side.

Second, the OTHER side. No upgrades, no enhancements, no tech issued beyond what was in the movie Aliens. None. No nanites, power armor, or even 'modern' weapons. They are still standard humans, with NO abilitys beyond that. THAT is why they are doing milkruns and low combat ops.

Our Enemy has, as their STANDARD Troops, enhanced zombie-equivilents. In massive numbers, no less. All with armor that will almost laugh at what we use, and basic weaponry that comes close to ignoring our armor. That's the lowest rank of Enemy. 2-3 times the speed and strenght, the toughness and acuteness of the senses of an unenhanced human. Sure, TFF troops (mostly) have better enhancements, but not my guys.

That explain things a little?

Oh, yes. I'm working on part 3. I've almost got all the limp wirists in the right places. :angel:
 

B.B. Rain

Well-Known Member
#47
...Huh.

Well...Okay.

First question: By Avatar, you mean Lieutenant Gorman? Just making sure I grasp the terminology, here...

Secondus: By zombie, do you mean brain-dead, or rotting necromantic horrors?

Third: Uh...Why the no enhancement/no 'modern' weapons? Not criticizing, here, just curious. Always interested in the why...And your reasoning might have an effect on my/others development of this lovely little super-war. You never know.
 

bluepencil

that's why it's trash can, not trash cannot
#48


Stormfortress Tchangoor
Ducal Hall

It was an appropriately dark place, unreasonably spacious, and devoid of all chairs but
the one on a raise dais. The four captains of Nightduke Tohryu Sugrmannustela Afuda
had to stand, waiting, for their lord to appear.

They dropped to their knees, instantly, as a tall man with overly large pauldrons and
a night-black cloak completely covering his body walked... no, more like glided into the
room. "Rise." he said, his voice so unnaturally melodious.

His eyes were an arresting purple, his face placid and yet in its fine features holding it
seems a barely-restrained malice. It was so precisely threatening, that no one under
him should be so foolish as to forget their rightful place. He cast his gaze first upon
the captain to the far left. "Ostendo Pillanar, your sacrificial loli was weak. The enemy
is still upon us."

The captain in question was clad in a skintight black suit, his close-cropped hair a
shocking pink. Pits and nubs dotted the suit, direct interface plugs for a command
mecha. "It is as you say, great Tohryu. However, it seems the foolish TFF forces have
decided not to kill the loli and instead have brought her inside."

"Mercy, I can understand... but that is sheer foolishness." muttered the high officer
next to him. He was clad in more conventional armor, though leaving the arms bare
and the legs unencumbered. His sleek black hair was pulled up in a topknot, creating
the odd presence of a knight and a samurai combined.

Nightduke Tohryu merely gestured aside, and a line of blood appeared on the captain's
face. The yaoi officer winced and clutched at his cheek. "When I need your opinion,
Hondelus Osic, I will ask for it. Until then, consider talking the least useful of things
you may do with your tongue."

"I beg forgiveness for my momentary lapse, Tohryu-sama." He bowed deeply.

The nightduke scoffed slightly. "They may be fools, but they are persistent fools. Your
incompetence allowed them to get this far." He began to point at each general, from
left to right. "Captain Pillanar, your mecha garrison is depleted. Captain Osic, the clone
tanks will run dry long before any swarm can do any damage that a Bolo will even
notice. This region is under your responsibility, and you have failed me greatly."

The two captain seemed abashed. The next two hid the signs of their pleasure.

"Captain Shupali."

The third in line stepped up. "Yes, my lord?"

"Move the test subjects into my pyramid ship. I will take them to Stormfortress Anjalar.
This training facility is now also useless to me."

Captain Anagol Shupali adjusted his glasses, letting them glint. He bowed, letting his
bangs cover his face. "It shall be done as soon as possible."

"My lord, if I may... it is only a single Bolo." Captain Osic dropped back to one knee.
"By your grace, we have managed to destroy those before."

"This is no ordinary Bolo..." the Nighduke responed. "The Goldspear is here, and that
more than anything convinces me of how seriously TFF intends to grab at my domains.
So be it. If you can crush them, I will look upon you all... more favorably."

"Thank you, my lord." all four said at once. The last among them, licked at cherry-red
lips and smiled viciously. Captain Lucile Morgan was in charge of intelligence for the
area and well-read besides that. There were hundreds of world being contested, and
literally thousands of elite units that they might face. The Good Shepherd was not an
unknown quantity, and it spoke to the Nightduke's own competence that he knew just
what he was facing with only minimum memory prodding.

"I already have a plan."

"... yes, there is always a plan." The world's overseer repressed a sigh. These yokels
might as well have signed their own death warrant by that statement. He swept out
of the room with hardly any more attention to them. He had more important problems
to deal with. TFF landed in force along the mainland, conveniently when he was out
inspecting the research facilities on the lesser continent. He had perhaps been too
merciful himself, in dealing with the rabble on his world.

It was full of traitors and incompetents. Heads will roll, order shall be regained, and
his world shall withstand the latest effrontery. It was not like this situation had not
happened before.

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Wahlana Valley
4 kms south-southwest of the city of Rathgrith

I am Bolo, mark XXXVI/S of the Line. I am the island of logic in the sea of insanity. I
am the golden spear that strikes true into the heart of the unholy.

I am... frustrated.

For fourteen hundred years, have I served humanity well. My guns have destroyed
their enemies, my hull had suffered grievously in their defense. This had only made me
even more dismayed at how so -fragile- humans are.

The city of Rathgrith is not a large one. It has one main thoroughfare, with secondary
roads arranged in a grid around it; like a chessboard. The stormfortress in the distance
is a large imposing metal pyramid, with its top chopped off. I could destroy both with
ease, but I may not. Explosions ripple across the city streets, and buildings collapse
for no readily apparent reason. Out there, my companions in battle are fighting for
their lives and I am powerless to help.

"Are they... are they all right?" Ayami Daikoro asks softly.

I bring up my main screen. They are well. My sensor pods are following the action,
even if sometimes the fighting becomes too fast even for the cameras. During brief
pauses, I run calculations distilling the events into statistical information. I am certain
she knows of the SRW interface. This, I explain, is the SQUARE console tactical view.

Red and blue triangles mark where I percieve the combatants. There is no such thing
as a truly simultaneous attack, not when I can time things down to the nanosecond.
Positioning, feints, and the attacks that are truly meant to be decisive - these I bring
together and arrange into turns. Attacks and counter-attacks. For the girl's sake I
show the results of these, Hits or Misses, and the effects on their statistical combat
performance... known as HP and MP.

Hit Points is the aggregate of my observations and computations on a combatant's
ability to do battle. Stamina, endurance, defense... the higher the HP, the longer one
may fight or endure damage. Movement Points refer to the ability to perform special
attacks. It may also be termed as Mental Point, or in the case of magic, Mana Points.
This is the reserve of tricks, concentration, energy and willpower that may be used in
a fight.

In addition, combat is also decided by four statistics.

ATK is the ability to cause damage; modified by strength, weapons, and the use of
special abilities or attacks.

DEF is the ability to cause damage; modified by fortitude, armor, and again special
abilities or equipment.

HIT is the ability to actually hit the enemy. EVD is the ability to avoid being hit.

These pairs of statistics clash during combat. One must overcome the other, for true
damage to be one, and the conflict actually be decided in violence. I know the limits
of my companions, but not the enemy. These secondary statistics are all capped at
255, for tradition's sake. Any more gets ??? and may need to me to use one Infinite
Repeater to be rid of the target.

"I hope... they make it." the girls adds. It is sad, in just the past few hours she had
been shown more kindness and respect than she'd ever felt for her entire life before
this. "The Kapitansiya, they're... pretty strong."

My tactical readouts show that the HP of my companions are rather low compared to
the enemy bosses. It is not surprising, we are an armored mechanical combat group
after all. Fighting on foot, with swords... it is not something they do with any great
frequency.

My commander is at the central plaza, sitting down cross-legged on the street. His
enemy is Ostendo Pillanar. Their battle is of words rather than direct violence, but no
less lethal because of that. He is armed only with a cavalry saber, while the enemy
stands above with a powered suit. It is the fact that my commander does not seem to
be afraid of the obvious mismatch in power that is keeping the regional overseer from
attacking.

__________________________ __________________________
Charles Bhepin ---------------------- Ostendo Pillanar
Bolocommander Lvl12----------------Mechknight Lvl 18
HP 2100/2100 ------------------------HP 13000/13000
MP 45/45 ----------------------------- MP 90/90

ATK 175 HIT 94 ------------------- ATK 18 HIT 102
DEF 150 EVD 105 ----------------- DEF 190 EVD 98
__________________________ __________________________


Shinji is at a road perpendicular to the main street, barely fending of flaming sword-
strikes from a screaming lunatic. Hondelus Osic has a shining red daikatana, and seems
to be concentrating more on burning the boy's clothes off than killing him. Shinji has
a shorter, more sensible sword. He is fifteen years old. He has no need to compensate
for anything.
__________________________ __________________________
Shinji Ikari -------------------------- Hondelus Osic
Pilot Lvl14 --------------------------- Fighter/Mage Lvl 18
HP 1610/1800 ------------------------ HP 8000/8000
MP 45/45 ----------------------------- MP 70/90

ATK 145 HIT 79 ------------------ ATK 160 HIT 144
DEF 160 EVD 125 ---------------- DEF 140 EVD 129
__________________________ __________________________


Camille is also in a swordfight, and at least seems to be doing well. Newtypes tend to
be less fearsome on their own than inside their mecha. However, after training one in
actual swordsmanship, that battle precognition becomes absurdly useful. The master
of developement for the cyber-newtypes, Anagol Shupali, was understandably keen
to know more about one of most notorious of Newtype pilots. However, as the yaoi
scientist explained; only the brain was necessary. The limbs: might be more trouble
than they're worth.
__________________________ __________________________
Camille Vidan ----------------------- Anagol Shupali
Newtype Lvl17 ---------------------- Cyber-newtype Lvl 18
HP 2100/2100 ----------------------- HP 7000/7000
MP 60/60 ---------------------------- MP 60/60

ATK 173 HIT 120 ---------------- ATK 150 HIT 130
DEF 110 EVD 190 ---------------- DEF 120 EVD 185
__________________________ __________________________

Unsuprisingly; Alexander II and his opponent, Lucile Morgan are tearing up the place
with their soul-cutters. Male or female, man or machine; it didn't matter what it was
that they were fighting. Both proves to be always that vicious in combat. They seem
rather well-matched. The shortblade against the blade whip however broods a greater
tactical problem.
__________________________ __________________________
Magnos Aleksandros II -------------- Lucile Morgan
Fighter Lvl17 -------------------------- Fighter Lvl 18
HP 4100/4500 ------------------------ HP 5370/6000
MP 55/55 ----------------------------- MP 50/50

ATK 190 HIT 87 --------------------- ATK 215 HIT 103
DEF 160 EVD 130 ------------------- DEF 150 EVD 145
__________________________ __________________________


All my armor, all my might; and I can do nothing to help them. I can only watch, if
they live or die... this, is true anathema to my purpose. It is my place to suffer for the
sake of my cherished humans. This should not be. How did it come to this?

Breaking through my mechanical misery, my 12th processor chimes in with its memory.

======================================================


B.B. Rain, I think I may see a fatal flaw in the Kennys deployment. The tried-
and-tested way to get rid of swarm attacks has always been area-of-effect
weaponry. If the flashcloned troops can be teleported that precisely back into the
fray, why not a bomb? Schlock-smart Munitions can tear through massed enemy
formations with ease, and will be absurdly cheap to replace. They're vastly more
disposable than humans with weapons that barely even work.

Consider the resources allocated for this concept:
cloning/nanite goo tanks
advanced replicators
teleporters
neuron imprinting
a ship in orbit or a mobile facility

That's a lot of logistics. And the troops aren't really immortal anyway. All that's
needed is to destroy the Respawn ship. Sure, it's under a cloaking device.

But then if we have a cloaking device that can't be detected, don't we have better
uses for them than to be put in a ship that sits around behind or apart from the
fleet? Torpedo boats, scouts, insertion of really elite troops into hostile territory...
and so on. Failpile? Or a bunch of Khornate Chaos Marines? Which one really has a
higher chance of success? The Chaos Gods can bring their warriors back anyway.

If they're intended for low-intensity duty for most of the time, then they don't NEED
the flashcloning facilities.

If the battlefield is so dire that any army sent into the fray will be chewed up by the
enemy swarms? Nuke it from orbit. If you need to capture it intact? Virus bomb. If
the virus bombs don't work? Send in one-man armies. The Inverse Ninja/Heroic
Protagonist Law ensures that one person will be able to do what whole hordes can't.

If there's teleporting around, and I was the general, the first thing I'd do is to
DISABLE it, if not just for the other side then jam it both ways so the enemy
doesn't 'port a nuke into my command center. Or in the middle of my armored
column. Or chokepoints. Or mobile AA/artillery lines. Etc, etc.

Teleporting is a hideous, hideous advantage.

I see them more useful in breaching and infighting conditions. Or, forget about
mechanical teleportation. Give them each the equivalent of an auto-resummoning
contract... divine intervention tends to trump technological barriers. In any case,
if the Rule of Cool applies, then there are some things that don't need any more
finagling.

So, if you will, take and write this mission for me:

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The Bolo "Luminance" is assaulting the Stormfortress Karnal, but is prevented from
getting to it by the reinforced mountain region in the way. It could simply push
through, but that's rather too simplistic. It's a good thing actually that there's a
Failpile around.

Your mission is to break into the tunnels and hollowed-out spaces into the mountain
and destroy the Hellbore and heavy artillery emplacements set into the cliffs
covering the only approach into the valley. It will be dirty, bloody, corridor-to-
corridor fighting. It is perfect for your disposable troops.

The Luminance will breach a gate with its main guns. Then, several Tie-Crawlers
packed to the brim with explosives will be sent in to further open the way for the
24th Failpile. Choose two platoons, led by sargeants in Appleseed-grade Powered
Armor and troops in IG standard flak suits. You will most likely face Infection Forms,
droids, mutons, and a whole heap of traps (both types).

Statistical notations:

Code:
Failpile Squaddie á á á á á áFailpile Corporal á á á á á á á Failpile Sarge
HP 600 á á á á á á á á á á á á áHP 700 á á á á á á á á á á á HP 1400 á
MP 10 á á á á á á á á á á á á á MP 30 á á á á á á á á á á á á MP 50

Weapons: á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á
Lasgun á á á á á á á á á á á á áRocket Revolver á á á á á á á áBolt Pistol 
Vibroblade Bayonet á á á á á á or HE Autocannon á á á á á á á Ion Drill 
Plasma Grenade á á á á á á á á á Plasma Grenade á á á á á á áPlasma Grenade
Flashbang grenade á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á á Acid Grenade
Seriously, if they're meant to DIE, stop turning them into line troops and let them DIE. You're squeezing the tragicomic out of the concept with your wrangling. ^_~

Pierce the aliens with your drill!


edit:
Why not just consider yourselves elite troops, then? As in, -our- Immortals. The
Kennys, Failpile, etc... would just be self-referencing irony. As long as you don't face
any of the -enemy's- Spartans.




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Daneel Rush

Well-Known Member
#49
To my left, my former second-in-command and a deranged scientist, Urahara Kisuke.

To my right, an even more insane scientist, Luthorne.

Behind me, my shadow, my bodyguard and, hard to admit and believe as it is, my best friend, Golden Darkness.

Together we walk through the sparsely illuminated hallways of LuthorneÆs research center.

ôSo, Luthorne, any comments on Operation Reverse Trap?ö

Urahara chuckles at the name. Luthorne does not seem as amused. IÆm testing him, and he knows it. He obviously doesnÆt like it, not because he is not smart; the very opposite: he doesnÆt like to be doubted.
ôThe operation consists fundamentally in the inversion of a calibrated PUSSY system with the purpose of both containing and weakening the Sue. Once the PUSSYàor PUSSS, in this case, is properly setup, a large-scale offensive will be unleashed to, hopefully, obliterate the damn monster.ö

I nod. So far so good, but he just repeated what I said before.
ôThere are several issues with this plan.ö Luthorne continues. We reach an elevator. Once inside, Urahara slides a keycard and presses a sequence of four numbers on a keypad. The pad is equipped with optical sensors to scan UraharaÆs fingerprint and nanosensors that quickly examine the DNA in his dermis. We are going to the bottom level.

ôGiven the excessive energy demands of the system we intend to use, a 20-point configuration would be recommended. However, given the time frame of the operation, and the fact that a fucking Sue wonÆt simply wait until we set up 20 points, weÆll probably have to do with less.ö
ôEight.ö I declare.

Luthorne shoots me an odd look for an instant. ôEight it is, then. Then there is the issue of actually setting up the barrier.ö

ôWe are talking of a modified PUSSY, aimed to contain a highly mobile target, demanding an energy input never heard of before. Worst of all, like all PUSSYs, it has to be set up in situ.ö

UraharaÆs body suddenly tensed. Ah, so he figured it out. Even Yami-chan has a slight frown. She doesnÆt know the workings of the PUSSY system, not being a scientist, so she canÆt figure it out herselfàyet.
ôIt means that, while our forces duke it out against a Mary Sue of all things, someone has to go out there and set up the whole thing. The problem is that only a very select few actually know how to fix up a PUSSY. Even worse, with theàunique characteristics of the setup we need, the number of potential candidates drops notably.ö

Yami-chanÆs eyes widen. There it is. She got it.

ôHow many potential candidates do we have, Luthorne, my friend?ö
ôOne.ö

ôOnly one person is capable of setting up such an advanced PUSSY at the level of urgency demanded by this operation. Only one person would be able to quickly deal with any potential mishaps in the setup with the required haste and efficiency.ö

ôThe inventor of the PUSSY himself.ö

The elevator door opens before us, revealing a long, dark hallway. Few people know of the existence of this level. Even fewer have actually been here. It is something I prepared with UraharaÆs help before I left Omega, more than seven years ago.
ôWonderful analysis, Luthorne. LetÆs go, then.ö

The two Madboyz walk ahead. I am stopped by a hand pulling on my sleeve.
ôWhat is it, Yami-chan?ö
ôNo.ö She states flatly. I offer her my best smileàwhich isnÆt really that great.
ôNo what?ö
She frowns, her anger blatantly visible. She cannot hide her emotions the way she used to anymore. Which is, in fact, a very good thing. It speaks of a bright future for an unfairly tortured soul.
ôNo.ö She repeats.

ItÆs in moments like this when I feel like hugging her. Then I remember she can turn her hair and limbs into very sharp things.
ôYou listened to LuthorneÆs flawless analysis. I have to go.ö

I pull my sleeve of her weakening grasp and walk after the two other guys. Yami-chan silently follows me, but I can feel her heated gaze on the back of my neck. ItÆs quite unsettling.

We reach the furthest door from the elevator. It reads ôN-00.ö While Urahara undergoes the complicated identification ritual (weÆre GAR for exaggerated security measures here), I turn to Luthorne.
ôThis is your first time here, right, Luthorne?ö
The man nods. ôItÆs unsettling to find out my own laboratory has secrets I ignore.ö
ôNot anymore.ö I grin. ôLet me ask you a question. Remember the story of how I made it to enemy lines, discovered the YAOIÆs plan to send Yami-chan after Assassinguy and how this was in fact a distraction to prepare a strike against Omega and the just-developing fleets 115 to 129?ö
ôWell of course.ö Luthorne nods. ôIt is the most celebrated of youràunconventional exploits.ö
ôYeah, yeah. Anyway, have you ever wondered how is it that I, a humble man with no martial training whatsoever, made it in and out of enemy lines, matched a bioengineered super assassin and survived the assault on Omega with only minor wounds and physical exhaustion?ö

And a terrible, incurable toxin that will be the end of me, but thatÆs beyond the point.

The mad scientist sighs. ôI guess IÆm about to find out?ö

ôIndeed.ö

The door opens.

ôLet me present to you my favorite toy.ö

It is standing there, its dark metallic surface reflecting what little light there is and creating a beautiful luster on its obsidian black body. ItÆs just like I remember it. So beautifulàso perfectàso incredibly fucking awesome.

Urahara has taken real good care of it. Of that, IÆm glad.



ôThe Celestial Stealth Power Armor, Nocturno

FUCK YEAH.
 

Daneel Rush

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Once they have said their goodbyes to Major Rush and his bodyguard, Luthorne and his assistant return to the elevator. Their destination is one of the lower levels of their lab, close to where they just came from.

ôThat imbecile. Thinks heÆs cool, sacrificing himself like that?ö
ôHeÆs a person who believes he has nothing to lose, Luthorne. ThatÆs why he does not hesitate.ö
ôIdiotic, I say. That kind of talent shouldnÆt throw itself away in a mission that is basically akin to suicide.ö
ôOn that I agree.ö

Luthorne grinned. ôTherefore, it falls upon us to prevent such a tragedy, doesnÆt it, Urahara?ö
ôIndeed it does.ö The light blond shared the same grin. ôAll for the cause of TFF.ö

The door is labeled ôXX-03.ö

ôThe weapons of the enemy, turned against themàö Urahara muttered.
ôàin a way thatÆs fucking hot.ö Luthorne completed with his trademark deranged grin.




ôReady to fight a Mary Sue, Sachiel-chan?ö

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That Sue won't know what hit it. And now, because I can, a pic of dog-Sasara. :cumdrool:

 
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