TFF: Halloween World

[Shaderic]

A costume... A costume...

It's still too warm to use my stuff from last year. My trench coat's in storage. And most of my good cosplay stuff is still at home...

Hey, a marker. Maybe I can draw a tatoo or something. Sorta lame, but I'm going to be late, and I don't have any realy components.

What should I be? An alchemist? Wasn't there a manga awhile back that had people using tatoos to do weird stuff? Yakuza something?

Hmmm... Man, I'm really stretching things close, timewise.

Maybe I'll get an idea looking at TFF.

...

Nothing new in any of my threads...

Hey, I got it! When you don't have a costume... make the costume you!

I'll go as myself, from my Disgaea SI! Simple as pie. Just draw some funny triangles... Some leaf things... And that's it!

Oh crap, I'm going to be so late! I've got to run or I'll be late to the party!

 

[shibosho]

Shirt. Check.

Pants. Check.

Painted eyes and mouths. Check.

False pointy teeth. Check.

Trenchcoat. Check.

Yellow Contacts with slit pupils. Check.

Tattooed mouths on palm of hand. Painful and check.

I had done it. After many weeks of planning and saving up my money, I had finished it. My totally awesome halloween costume. So what if I had to spend over one thousand dollars to get my hands tattooed. So what if my friends and family ridiculed me and my ideas! No emo vampire for me thank you very much. No lame-ass mummy made out of toilet paper.
I am one of many. I am a Realm Eater from the world of Ulisara. A being of immense power. Tasked with the removal of all life, I devour the world.

Fufufufu. I can't wait to show everyone my costume at the party!

 

[Aarik]

I've been working on this for a month, getting all the material's and painting it all, brushing in the detail's, And most importantly getting the helmet so no one could see my face.

Wait dang it, I still haven't come up with a name... Well I can just say I'm a terminator with a lot of extra's, no one will care if i simplify it.

Aarik the space marine battle general termi... no still to sueish and stupid.

My mom will be back to get me in a few hour's, might as well put the helmet on and go in, I squeezed the trigger grip's that pulled the huge right powerfist closed.

I am A Space Marine Protector of the world, humanity, the innocent if convenient, Slayer of Xeno's, heretic's and mutant's.

Let's get this started.

 

[GhostElder]

Chris yanked off the masked swordsman/ghoul costume he's been using to startle trick or treaters. It had been funny for the first hour or two. Though now he knew why those guys in the scarecrow costumes sat in lawn chairs.

It was hard leaning up against the wall stiff as a board but it was worth it to catch people totally by surprise like that. Especially those two that wanted to take the whole bowl of candy they had out.

His eyes fell on a folded up costume of blues blacks and a section of creamy yellow, right the bet. Discarding his current black hood, robes, and plastic sword, Chris took the other costume to the downstairs bathroom and changed. And out came a 5ft something guy in a pokemon costume.

He might have lost that bet but there was no way he was going to go terrori- er, entertain the kiddie halloween party next door as Pikachu or Jiggleypuff.

 

[Latewave]

Let's see. Dashing Hat check. Staff check. Cloak check. Green shirt and pants check. Fake book of spells check. Bag check. Weird Contacts I got at that one place check. Alrighty then, Showtime. Behold the Geomancer Lance. Mwhahahahahahhahahahhaha.

*Has foam rock thrown at his head*

"Dude I told you no more evil laughter dude."

 

[Xaosite]

Though he's been getting a few odd looks, there weren't too many. This WAS Halloween, after all.

Xaosite attributed it to the fact that he was currently shopping for bags of candy in full costume. Really now, people should be more into the spirit of things! The unusual was interesting! The usual, boring.

It was very a very handy outfit for shopping, actually. He'd just put the bags into some of the many pockets sewn into the robe.

Now then, what was that address? He reached into a pocket, only to find one of the bags of candy. He paused, and pulled open one side to get better access at the pockets. The very many pockets.

Oh, damn, this is going to take some time...

 

[Shaderic]

I'm normaly not much for parties. Or dances. Or other events where large amounts of people are gathered for the purpose of socialization.

"200 Combo!"

The Gamer's Club's Halloween bash, was something I could get into.

DDR, SSBB, Halo, Guilty Gear... The room was a cacaphony of sound. I could barely hear the music of 'Jet World' over it.

But I still could listen to it, and I could see the arrows. Easy as pie.

As the song closed up, I was gratified with the appearance of an A rank. Hah.

Take that, young learner. I am King of the Dance Pad!

But, as King, I need to keep myself ready to accept challenges. And being thirsty won't help one bit.

I left the pads ("OPEN DDR PAD!") and walked over to the punch bowl. Just as they started to re-fill it. Good and bad timing, there. Now, it'll be properly cool, but I'll have to wait for them to finish mixing.

My eyes scanned the room for interesting costumes. There was one zombie, Chad was Rorshach (And a very good one at that. Had the voice down and everything), couple of catgirls, goth's who's daily wear was enough to count as a costume. A few people were wearing their work uniforms as their costumes, saving time, money, and effort.

There was one person who I'm pretty sure was from Air Gear, but I hadn't read that much of the manga, so couldn't be sure.

And, they've finished filling the bowl. And now, for some delicious punch.

 

[Aarik]

Okay I need to find a way to make this less heavy, and vent it a bit.

Why did I bring my DSi and laptop with me anyway? It's just adding extra weight.

... Oh wait I take those with me everywhere.

 

[shibosho]

"Hey! You're meant to be Alucard from Hellsing, right?"

"No, for the umpth time, I'm not Alucard, I am a Realm Eater, a being who is infected with a sentient virus that desires to devour all life as we know it!"

"......Riiiight, good luck with that" The guy, some friend of a friend of mine walked away after giving me a weird look. He was the tenth person to call me Alucard. It seemed that my plan backfired. On the other hand some guys thought I was badass to go through with the tatooing. At the moment I was taking my shift at the candy bowl. When I arrived at the party, I was asked to write my name on a piece of paper and put it into a bowl. Then the host pulled out a bunch of names and the people whose name got pulled out were to help with the treat-or-trickers.

*Ding-Dong* Ah there's one now. I opened the door to see three people. A man dressed up as a 18th century vampire, most likely Dracula, a woman as a werewolf, and a little girl dressed up as little red riding hood....with a tail and wolf ears. I immediately recognised them as my next door neighbours.

"Treat-or-trick!" Cried out Kayla as she held out her bag.

"Erm, it's trick or treat. Well it doesn't really matter. Nice costumes, Kayla, Mr and Mrs Carpenter. " I said while dropping a bunch of candy in her bag.

"Thank you Adders! Are you a vampire?" Asked Kayla. Okay, I was about to reprimand her, her parents gave me a glare.

".....Yes, I'm a vampire. I vunt to suck your blood" Things I do to keep kids happy.

"It's not a very good costume, Adders." .......Taken down a notch by a little girl does wonder for my ego.

"Bye Adders, Happy Halloween!" Kayla and her parents finally left. I closed the door and proceeded to bang my head against the wall. My plan had failed to go the way I wanted it to.

 

[Latewave]

Let's see. Shaving cream bombs in various classrooms, buckets of slime to pour on people, and having an air tight alibi check.

Now to go throw foam rocks at people.

 

[Aarik]

I'm starting to question all the effort I put into this.

Maybe there's a wireless connection here, I'll have to ask someone.

 

[GhostElder]

The party was, okay. Personally I think I might be able to do one of those walk around as a character jobs at Disney land or something. I don't live in LA or Florida anyhow so the point is... mute? What was that word? This is going to bug me all night, ugh.

Anyway, once things broke up I was slated to walk around the neighborhood, keeping an eye out for anything untoward, like house TPing, as were a few others.

So after things finished up here I'd go home and grab my walking stick and waste pack, which had a little lantern, my keys, and some trail trail-mix. So I should be all right for the rest of the evening, wasn't the most fun thing to do but I didn't really have anything else I'd rather be doing.

 

[Latewave]

Throwing foam rocks at people who make fun of the hat is fun. I need to do this more often.

 

[shibosho]

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

My treat-or-trick shift was over and I returned to the hustle and bustle of the party. I could hear a familiar tune beginning to make itself known to the party-goers.

Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween

I sat down on a single person sofa, resting my feet after standing for a somewhat long period of time.

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

As I sat in the chair, I took note of the costumes that everyone was wearing. Some had decided not to bother with a costume, some had gone with a simple generic outfit, and then there were some really fancy looking ones that looked like they took a lot of time to make.

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

There were your generic vampires and for some reason, some of the vampires looked like they had been rolling around in the glitter aisle at CVS. Freaks.

I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

A girl walked pass in an elven ranger costume, a revealing ranger costume. A guy in a mummy costume, apparently agrees with this notion as he is covering up his crotch with a Jack O' lantern. Next time dude, wear pants under the wrappings.

I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

A couple of peeps seemed to be confusing Halloween for a cosplay event. Let's see now: oversized prinny; Leaf ninja; generic saiyan; oversized moogle; Key blade wielder; Batman; Sailor Moon; Bonta-kun; and.....a tentacle monster.......Those panties he's using as wings better not be used.

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

It's amazing what people would do to stand out at Halloween. Truly, it is a day blessed by the gods.

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

 

[Latewave]

Why did I come to this party again? Wait the free food that's why silly me. All those people are dressed like vampires but wearing way too much glitter. Stupid Twilight. At least those people are doing it right. Let's see Alucard from Hellsing, Dracula from Castlevania, Van Hellsing, Seras Victoria, and Alucard from Castlevania. Now that's good costumes right there. Wait is that girl dressed up as Jubilee? Let's go ask her to dance.

 

[Shaderic]

It's starting to get hot in here.

Maybe I should open a window.

Ah, that's a nice breeze. Wait, second, the windows here don't-

AAAAAAHHH!! MY HAND! IT BURNS!

The Seal... it's... glowing!? GRAAHH!

Wow... that hurts... It hurts...

Now... my eyes.... I can't see... I can't see...

People are screaming... I can't move... It hurts...

 

[Latewave]

MY HEAD IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP!

The area begins to shake.

HeheheheheheheheheheHaahahahahahhahahahhahahahaMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA While those two are fighting it looks like I get to play.
This can't be good D00D

Lance's hair turns grey. He walks into the darkness.

 

[shibosho]

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

Urgh, damn, I got too excited about my costume that I forgotten to eat anything all day. Where's the table with all the munchies?

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll...
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green

Ah there we go, just have to grab one of the food items. Let's see now, sausage rolls, mini meat pies, cake, cool-aid, cookies, meat, salad, meat, pastry...

Aren't you scared?

Damn can't decide what to eat first.

Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night

Maybe, I'll just grab a bit of everything. Now where are those plates?

Everybody scream, everbody scream
In our town of Halloween!
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

Gah! Those idiots! Paper plates are meant to have food on them! Not to be used for foolish stunts.....Although that was a cool trick just now....Pass me a plate will you?

I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

Finally a plate, now to fill up the plate! Let's see, I'll take one of this, some of this, and this....

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!

Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween

In this town
Don't we love it now?

There we go now to dig in....Crap I need a spork, where's the sporks!?

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King

Okay, let's see.
Plate, check.
Food, check.
Spork, check.

Finally I can dig in -

AARRGHHH! MY HANDS! WHAT THE HELL?

GRAARRGHH!! MY BODY!! IT HURTS!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!
FUUUUUUCK! THE HUUUUNNNGGEEEERRR-

RRAAARRGGGHH!!!

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
La la-la la, Hallo-
*CRUNCH*

 

[Latewave]

Lance walks up to a murder of vampires.
That's what you call a group of vampires? I didn't know D00D
"Well what do we have here boys? Looks like dinner came to us tonight." the Obvious leader announced.
This is so Cliche D00D
"Actually I'm here for some fun."
Here comes the good part D00D
"What are you babbling on about?" The Overgelled vamp asked.
Not good to insult someone so cheerful D00D
"I plan on crushing you all to death and then finding a wench to have some fun."
Wenching is fun D00D
"Wait What!?"
Told ya D00D
"Too late"
Here comes the Splat D00D
Slabs of Earth jut out of the ground around the lead vamp and slam together crushing him to dust.
And all shall be crushed under the earth D00D
"Next?"

The vampires rush in masse towards Lance.
Not wise vampy D00Ds
"Golem arise"
Prinny Gundam Arise D00D
An arm rises out of the ground crushing the Vampire closest to Lance. A huge body erupts out of the ground under Lance. He now sits upon the ten foot tall monster's shoulder smirking at the shaking vampires. The vampire turn to flee.
This is why I'm on your side D00D
"Where do you think you're going?"
Don't run you coward D00Ds
Vines Sprout out of the ground encircling the vampires legs. Thick thorns sprout out of the vines preventing the vampires from using their strength to break free. The golem moves toward each one using it's giant feet to crush their heads.
Squishy D00D
"Well that was fun. Now to find some buxom wenches. Now where did that one girl with a yellow coat go again?"
Your priorities are in the right place D00D

 

[GhostElder]

Everything was quiet in the section or neighborhood he'd chosen to look over, it was in fact a bit too quiet. There were no houses really handing out candy in this particular section, which is part of the reason he'd wanted one last walk though before heading back, make sure no one got mischievous ideas about the stingy.

Turning to head back the way he came and in the next instant his body has decided to protest life the universe and everything, along with rearranging itself. Hanging onto the walking stick for dear life before the spasms start and he tumbles into the bushes.

Flesh changes, bones break and realign, several parts rearrange themselves, a tail is grown, and a short layer of fur sprouts.

Curling up in the fetal position and trying to scream or yell for help, but Chris can't manage it, the sound is caught in his throat. And as quickly as the agony was there it was gone again.

Grunting he lever myself up onto... paws? Yeah, they're really there, but there's something else permeating at the edge or awareness. The plants, the soil, even the sidewalk, houses, and himself are... part of? Aura. There's no quite adequate way to describe it.

Now red eyes drift closed and he feels and he can suddenly perceive everything around him.

Holy...

 

[Latewave]

Lance hears a scream.
Is this a horror movie or something D00D?
"I wonder what that was?"
So do I D00D
He has the golem march towards the sound.
Riding Golem D00D
In a dark alleyway he sees a man in dark suit trying rape a crying female.
That's not right D00D
Lance's eyes narrow and glow with anger. The Golem sinks into the ground. He walks toward the man.
Sick him Golem D00D
"Stop that NOW or Else"
You should listen D00D
"Or else what punk?"
So not the right thing to Say D00D
The Golem arm reaches out of nearest wall grabbing the mans head.
Squish him D00D
"That"

"Don't kill me please have mercy."
No mercy D00D
"Have MERCY?! Like the Mercy you have towards this girl. To let you free to commit such acts AGAIN?! There is no mercy for you and your kind. Only death."
The Overlord's right D00D
The Golem's hand closes crushing the mans head like an egg. The woman faints.
Here comes the Squish D00D
"Golem take this girl somewhere safe and protect her"
Bye D00D
The Golem nods and marches with the girl in hand to somewhere safe.
So now what D00D?

 

[GhostElder]

A scream startles him, but not quite out of his semi-trance state. Instead his awareness zooms in on a confrontation someone with a sword is holding off two... gaps? in Aura, and protecting a small group. Though that would not last much longer if that other gap and what could possibly be a werewolf hit the group from the rear once they got past that wall.

Chris spared a quick glance at his fallen walking stick, before turning and almost neatly jumping into some ones backyard, recovering he started running awkwardly at first but rapidly gaining equilibrium. HeÆd have liked to take the walking stick but there wasnÆt a way to carry it as easily with his paws. Sparing a paw to steady the flopping waist pack that hung around a now too small waist, he crossed through the backyard making his way two streets over faster than heÆd ever run before in his life.

Despite his new speed the werewolf and what turned out to be a vampire had hit the rear of a small crowd of people a leap brought Chris into a position behind the werewolf, though heÆd been aiming to land between the two assailants and the crowd.

Metal Claw

Three blades of energy emitted from each of the spikes over his paws, extending over and past them.

Attempting words only got him a grunt and growl, though the vampire and wolf turned to face him.

'Y-You have one chance to leave these people alone.'

The telepathy managed to make himself understood where his throat didn't. Normally he wouldn't talk to anyone but his master but-why was he even thinking about that!?

The vampire sneered, the werewolf lunged, he moved. One claw was suddenly in the wolfs throat about to tear it out if even of them twitched wrong. Chris froze at the sight of the blood, the Vampire lost his sneer, and the werewolf was looking up with something akin to primal fear.

More than anything that fear scared him.

 

[Xaosite]

Hey.

Hey what?

Don't you have something to get done?

Like what? Tonight's my night off.

Like, oh, I don't know, the destruction of the world?

I hope not! The world's where I keep all my stuff!

Come oooooonnn. Destroy the world.

No thanks. I'd rather eat candy.

Fine. Whatever. I make a perfectly resonable argument, and you just shoot me down.

Xaosite shook his head, blinking a few times. "Huh. That was weird." Then he took a look around himself. "Huh. So's all that."

There was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a very pale young man. "Excuse me," he said, "But I'm going drink your blood now." Then he reached up and snatched Xaosite's hat right off of his head to get better access to the neck and then...

Stopped. Staring in horror at Xaosite, he went stiff as a corpse. Well, he was already a corpse, technically, and plenty of those were moving around anyways... gah, you get my point! Anyways, after a moment or two, Xaosite yanked his hat back and put it back on.

"Get outta my way, jerkass!" Pushing the frozen vampire over, Xaosite stalked off, leaving said vampire flat on his back, unmoving and face still frozen in uncomprehending horror.

 

[shibosho]

Urgh, my head hurts like someone shot a starlight breaker at point-blank range inside my skull. What the hell happened?
Ow, my head hurts.....Dood....What happened, dood?
I opened my eyes and saw the sky, wait, the sky?
This ain't the netherworld, dood?
I shot straight up and looked around. I was sitting in the middle of a ruined building. How the hell did I get here?
Where the hell am I, dood?
No, wait. This neighbourhood looks familiar. Isn't this where the party was held....Wait, if I'm sitting in the place where the building was, then what happened to the building?
Obviously gone, dood
I got up and took a better look at my surroundings. There was bricks, wood and metal all over the place. Interestingly enough it looked like the remains of the building were like the leftovers of a meal. There were large bite marks all over the wreckage. And for some reason, there was also blood splatters all over the wreckage as well. What the fuck had happened?!
Looks like something had the party for lunch, dood
Feeling my neck was sore, I rubbed it with my right hand to get the kinks out when I felt it. In the palm of my hand, there was something hard. I took away my hand and took a look at the palm. The tattoo looked extremely realistic. Then the fanged mouth opened and closed for a couple of moment.
WHAT THE HECK, DOOD!?
You've gotta be fucking me. Immediately I took a look at my other hand. The tattoo also had turned into a mouth.
Your tattoos turned into mouths, dood? That's overkill, dood!
Fuck. I reached for my false fanged teeth. All my teeth had turned all pointy. Double fuck. I opened my trenchcoat. I looked at the eyes on my body. The eyes looked back. Triple fuck. A shard of a mirror was nearby. I grabbed it and stared. I stared into two yellow irises surround by black sclera. The slitted pupils spun into different positions every couple of moment. Quadruple fuck. The mouth in the hand that was holding the mirror bit down on the mirror and started eating it. Supercalifragilicious'bbeccallendocious fuck. I had become a real Realm eater.
You shouldn't swear like that, dood. Children might be reading this, dood!
Something had happened at the party that made the building and the people disappear and turned me into a realm eater. I needed to get out of here and find out what the hell happened.
You go do that, and I'll follow from up here, dood
On the way back to my house, I could hear screams and other not-so-pleasant sounds coming from every way. Then a mutant bug man appeared in front of me.
Look! A random encounter, dood!
Dude, what the hell have I been drinking?!
Dood, what the hell have I been drinking, dood?!
"........MEEEEAAT....", the bug man looked hungry. God damn it. It lunged at me.
That can't be good, dood
It got impaled by a black tentacle thing coming from my body. The bug-man squirmed for a bit before dying. Mouths began opening up on the tentacle. More tentacles came out of my body, all with mouths opening and closing. The tentacles converged onto the bugman. And then they ate it. It was unbelievably surreal. I could feel the insect's flesh go down along the tentacles. Heck! I could taste the bugman! What the hell am I saying?
.......Dooood.....What does bug man taste like, dood?
I needed to get home fast.
Master Etna isn't here, dood. That means I don't have to go home, dood!

 

[Aarik]

What... Happened?
Wut da zog?
I am standing in a back room after taking off my powerfists for a bit to post in The End of the world Rp, in response to something Shibosho had said.
wut's an arpee?
I shut my laptop off and put it back slip my powerfists back on and go back into the main part of the Battle Bunker.
I iz likin were dis iz goin
Then after a few minutes there was this... horrible pain, and then... nothing...
Someone Krumped ya in da hed
"THIS CITY IS TAINTED. PURGE IT! WITH BOLT AND SWORD AND FIRE!"
Yu's sounds like 'un a dem Beekie's
"THERE IS ONLY THE LAST RITES, THE BLESSING OF PURITY
WE ANOINT YOU WITH FIRE, GO IN PEACE TO YOUR REST"
I'Z CANT SEE IZ DER A SCRAP GOIN ON DERE!
"WE ARE SWORN TO PROTECT, WE ARE GIVEN TO PRESERVE..."
YEAH DERE'S A SCRAP DERE IS WHAT DAT IZ!
"WE RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR TORTURED THRALL..."
NO YOU AIN'T DERE'S FIGHTIN GOIN ON AND I'Z STUCK HERE!
"TO ALLIES WE GIVE HONOR, TO ENEMIES OF MAN, RUIN!"
WE'Z LIEK TO SEEZ YU TRY!
"KNOW THAT WE ARE ADEPTUS ASTARTES,
WE BEAR ON OUR SHOULDERS THE DESTINY OF MANKIND"
SO DATZ WHY YOU GOT DEM DERE BIG SHOULDER GUBBINS! YUZ GUYZ IS HIDIN SOME TING IN DERE!
"OUR DUTY IS HONOR, AND DEATH IS OUR REWARD,
FOR WE ARE THE CHOSEN, AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR"
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"WE CARRY THE LIGHTNING, WE BRING THE THUNDER!"
AAAAAAAAAUUGH!
"WE HOLD THE STRENGTH TO LET HUMANITY PROSPER
WE CARRY THE VIRTUE TO SMASH ITS ENEMIES INTO DUST!"
NO YUZ DONT WE IZ STILL HEAH!
"THERE IS NO ENEMY BEYOND OUR MIGHT!
THERE IS NO SAFETY AGAINST OUR WRATH!"
COME 'ERE AND PROVE IT YA BEAKIE!
"WE ARE PROUD TO LIVE, WE ARE PROUD TO DIE!
WE ARE FORGED IN WAR, WE ARE TEMPERED IN BLOOD
IN OUR SOULS WE CRAFT THE VICTORY OF ALL MANKIND!"
TO MUCH TALKIN SHUT UP AND FIGHT!
"BURN, HERETIC! BURN IN CLEANSING FLAME!
REJOICE IN THE FIRES OF YOUR ABSOLUTION!"
YEAH DEY BROUGHT DEM SOME BURNA'S!
"TO THE DARKNESS, WE BRING FIRE!
TO THE IGNORANT WE BRING FAITH!
TO THE HELPLESS WE GIVE OUR HAND
TO THE CORRUPT WE GIVE OUR FIST!"
WAAAUGH!
Why did everything get so small all of a sudden... And how did I get over here...
WUTZ DIS PUNY 'OOMIE DOIN HERE!