TFF in Marvel Civil War

[nick012000]

One day, if "day" can be accurately applied to nigh-omnipotent beings that live outside of time and space, Q was feeling bored. So, he decided to look around, and found a bunch of time loops. Looking further, he found a hybrid universe where a bunch of fanfic authors were running around causing chaos.

He then looks at the Marvel universe, with its intellectual supermen reducing human behavior and morality to mere numbers, and he gets a wicked idea.

So, he posts onto this very forum that we have 12 hours before he transports our minds into our Marvel-verse counterparts. None of our counterparts have any innate superpowers, though if we possess any technical or scientific background above the high school level, the conventions of the universe we're transported to will give us the potential to become scientific gadgeteers not unlike Iron Man or the Shocker (the latter of which was entirely self-educated). Only our minds are transported; we're encouraged to spend the twelve hours memorizing as much Marvel lore as we think we'd be capable of remembering.

If you don't live in the US, Q makes sure your Marvel 616 counterpart does. If you're not a US citizen, you've got a Green Card.

 

[SotF]

Well, he stuck us there, and I'm pretty sure we could probably just convince someone to raise us an island or we could build an underwater nation and tell the idiots to go screw themselves while letting some of the more reasonable ones come visit.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

 

[SEG-CISR]

I... am... Marble Man!

*Dons marble armor*

 

[Mick]

Well, he stuck us there, and I'm pretty sure we could probably just convince someone to raise us an island or we could build an underwater nation and tell the idiots to go screw themselves while letting some of the more reasonable ones come visit.

http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Rapture

 

[Vexarian]

FEAR MY AMAZING HAIR STYLE OF AWESOME!

Or something.

I think I'd go the Geneticist SUPAR SCIENCE! Route.

Maybe get myself some Mutant powers, hopefully without the Tragic Laboratory Accident.

 

[FanboyimusPrime]

I'd get some old Iron Man armor off E-Bay and go Skrull hunting. I'm sure killing Skrulljacket or the Skrull Queen would help stop the stupidity and get the heroes fighting the bad guys and not each other again.

 

[B.B. Rain]

What's the timeframe? 'Cause if this is before he's got Iron Tech and Presidential Protection, Norman Osborn's at the top of my hitlist.

Also, is Q actually expecting us to do anything specific? Or claiming he wants us to do something specific?

 

[violinmana]

... I would pwn with my mad asian skills. Most likely take over the real estate market and make it impossible for any superhero to live anywhere. Fun times.

 

[akun50]

If I could get my hands on old Iron Man tech or Shocker's gear, a Live Wire, or even a symbiote like Venom's, I'd go around popping heads. Starting with most of the villians who don't have a brain in their heads, and whose entire life surrounds playing insane mindgames that go f**king NOWHERE, or seem to be focused entirely around a nonsensical hatred.

Like the Jackal. And Norman Osborn. And most of the people behind the Sentinel Project. ("LOL! I'm gunna make giant robots to hunt down mutants, causing billions of dollars in property damage and potentially killing millions, just to catch a few people who could be taken down with a well-placed bullet to the brain! ROFLCOPTER!")

 

[nick012000]

What's the timeframe? 'Cause if this is before he's got Iron Tech and Presidential Protection, Norman Osborn's at the top of my hitlist.

Also, is Q actually expecting us to do anything specific? Or claiming he wants us to do something specific?

You wake up in the morning, and the Stamford explosion is breaking news.

As for Q, well, he just wants to watch the chaos we're sure to inject into the system.

 

[Dartz_IRL]

Do I get my K100?

*Dartz_IRL?brings a shitload of DC comics and manga too... just to be dissonant and troll an entire universe.

 

[nick012000]

Do I get my K100?

*Dartz_IRLábrings a shitload of DC comics and manga too... just to be dissonant and troll an entire universe.

You don't bring anything with you. Your mind is the only thing that transfers. Your alternate self probably owns anything you do, obvious exceptions like Marvel comics, games, movies, et cetera aside.

 

[Latewave]

So potential for things of science we're good at right?
So biology, chemistry and computer programming is what I'd get.
And the powers of random trivia.
Fun.

 

[SotF]

Hell, wrecking the registration act would be downright easy since between us we've got most of the heroes secrets which can be globally broadcasted in order to show them just what they've been supporting (Complete with names and locations of close family and friends).

Then there are the other ways to fuck with the assholes such as globally releasing much of Tony Starks tech basically open source online.

Follow that up with publishing the info about the Illuminati and that Hulk would be on his way back to kill the idiots responsible for it, probably easy to barter them with Hulk in order for him leaving the Earth alone.

Hell, a few mentions of the worlds similarities to Nazi Germany and how this is just the sort of thing that killed a lot of people, not to mention the after effects such as Magneto that came because of people not reacting to it early enough.

Have a comment about the current "prison" their using qualifies as cruel and unusual, while suggesting that those opposed to the act simply tell the government to fuck off and go on strike, let them see what the villains would do without superhero protection, and that its the governments own damn fault for driving them away.

 

[zeebee1]

The obvious thing would be to blow up a hospital full of little children and blame Magneto. Then it's just register the mutants.

 

[SotF]

The obvious thing would be to blow up a hospital full of little children and blame Magneto. Then it's just register the mutants.

Nah, its blow up most of DC and blame the pro-registration crowd...

 

[nick012000]

The obvious thing would be to blow up a hospital full of little children and blame Magneto. Then it's just register the mutants.

Nah, its blow up most of DC and blame the pro-registration crowd...

Blow up DC? And here I thought my plan of linking up with the Constitutional Militia folks and starting a real Civil War was out there.

 

[B.B. Rain]

Then there are the other ways to fuck with the assholes such as globally releasing much of Tony Starks tech basically open source online.

...Wait, what? How? I don't have a spare set of blueprints tucked away in my pocket, do you?

 

[Oni_kawaii]

Then there are the other ways to fuck with the assholes such as globally releasing much of Tony Starks tech basically open source online.

...Wait, what? How? I don't have a spare set of blueprints tucked away in my pocket, do you?

Quickly Sidekick wonder To the patent office!
and yes some jackass actually did steal Starks tech by raiding the patent office
and using some legal loopholes to get away with it.
then the idiot got himself killed by cutting corners on said tech.

The obvious thing would be to blow up a hospital full of little children and blame Magneto. Then it's just register the mutants.

Nah, its blow up most of DC and blame the pro-registration crowd...

Kang already blew up D.C. just before all the scarlett witch went wonko.

Villians and heros leave leftover items behind all the time.
Heck powered armor seems to be rather common in marvel.

Grab some secondhand supertech see the tinkerer or some other technician for hire to do repairs and show you how it works and you have kitbashing for begining superheros.

 

[zeebee1]

The point is that everyone's upset that a couple of kids are dead and need someone to blame. So give them a different target and a bigger tradgedy.

 

[SotF]

Then there are the other ways to fuck with the assholes such as globally releasing much of Tony Starks tech basically open source online.

...Wait, what? How? I don't have a spare set of blueprints tucked away in my pocket, do you?

Well, not all of it, but there are a lot of bits and pieces that were revealed in the comics.

 

[vessal]

Huh one of the first things I would do would be to find Bruce banner and tell him who has the TIME infentity gem (one of the illuminati, forget wich one at the moment) in echange for knocking over a bank or 3.

Second thing I would do would be to hire deadpool to hang out for a week or 2, becouse it would be a blast. and to put a web cam in the female showers at the X-men.

The third thing I would do.... would be to.... huh cant think of anything besides just kicking back and sharing a beer with login while tring not to go fanboy on him. :mmm:

 

[Mercsenary]

Villians and heros leave leftover items behind all the time.
Heck powered armor seems to be rather common in marvel.

Grab some secondhand supertech see the tinkerer or some other technician for hire to do repairs and show you how it works and you have kitbashing for begining superheros.

Maybe its just me or the Fallout 3 talking but the phrase "power armor" brings to mind the brotherhood of steel...


Brotherhood of TFF? XD POWER ARMOR FOR EVERYONE!

I still need to find a power helmet. It just looks odd with just the power armor.