#TFF Memorable Quotes
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Now THAT'S what happens when you learn about the birds and bees from popular media, especially comedies...
I believe Bill Cosby had a skit where he was describing the Obstetrician sitting there between his wife's legs like a catcher in a baseball game.
"What are you waiting for? It's not going to shoot out! Go in and get it!"
I believe Bill Cosby had a skit where he was describing the Obstetrician sitting there between his wife's legs like a catcher in a baseball game.
"What are you waiting for? It's not going to shoot out! Go in and get it!"
<Ina>: hermione being black doesn't bother me so much as people trying to pretend it's not a retcon does
Ina shrugs
<seitora>: wait, it's an actual retcon?
<Ragnar>: No it's not
<seitora>: Like, Rowling said "oh Hermione was actually black in the books" or whatever?
<Ina>: well, that and the hypocritical racism of the most vociferous of those who support it
<Ragnar>: Basically she said "hey, I never said anything specifically excluding her from being black"
<Ina>: Seitora: In the books, there's at least one reference to her face as specifically white
<Watashiwa>: yup
<Ina>: and another which notes her skin being brown after a summer trip as if it's unusual.
<seitora>: Ragnar that's what I meant I guess
<seitora>: besides, how many black people have bushy brown hair as was repeatedly pointed out about Hermione ?
<Ina>: few
<Ragnar>: You've never seen a black person with brown hair? ._.
<Ina>: with brown hair? occasionally but not often
<Ina>: black hair? quite common
<seitora>: Ragnar there are but it's uncommon
<Ragnar>: I don't have doubt that Hermione was intended to be white, but I think people raising a fuss over Rowling's comment are looking for politicization where it doesn't really exist
<Ina>: anyway, rowling didn't come right out and say 'hermione is black now'
<Souffle>:
<Souffle>: >when u have a dragon waifu
<Ina>: but she did put out a statement that said, boiled down "I never said she wasn't black, I love black hermione"
<Ragnar>: yeah
<Ataru-phone2>: (Ina) and another which notes her skin being brown after a summer trip as if it's unusual.
<Ataru-phone2>: Wait
<Ataru-phone2>: Since when do english people tan
<Ragnar>: And then everybody got bent out of shape about it for some reason
<Ina>: Ataru: lol
<Ataru-phone2>: Don't they just turn into lobsters?
<Ataru-phone2>: :v
<seitora>: Ataru-phone2 didn't you know, it rains so much in England that the instant a Brit leaves the country for five seconds they darken significantly
<Ina>: why ataru, how dare you partake of a racist stereotype
<Ragnar>: Hey, "if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain!"
<Ataru-phone2>: Dude, I'm half white
<seitora>: it's why the U.S. and Canada are predominantly English-speaking
<Ataru-phone2>: I've seen that side of the family in the summer...
<seitora>: France and Spain and Portugal had nice climates and England has shitty weather so all the people bailed from England to somewhere with better weather
<Ina>: Ataru: *Heavy Breathing* "Internalized Racism etc. etc. "
<seitora>: well, it's now my headcanon that Harry Potter is a little Jew boy and since nothing contradicts it in the book that's canon
<Ina>: in case it wasn't obvious I kid
<Ataru-phone2>: Lol
<Ragnar>: I mean
<Ragnar>: There's nothing explicitly preventing him from being Jewish
<Ragnar>: Actually it makes sense. Who else would have all that money stashed away? ;p
<Ataru-phone2>: Well, it'd explain why everyone hates him so easily :v
<Ina>: no no, seitora, don't you know that the official Politically Correct headcanon approved by tumblr is that Harry is of Indian descent?
<Ragnar>: You know, Ina
<Ragnar>: I'm just going to say one thing
<seitora>: Heck, there's even a bit in Philosopher's Stone that supports Harry being Jewish
<Grunt_>: oh
<Grunt_>: you're right
<Ragnar>: Please don't ever complain about how other people are overreacting to everything
<seitora>: when there's a bit in the backstory about how the Dursleys say 'his kind' don't belong at a church
<Grunt_>: the way he rejoiced when he got that money for christmas
<Grunt_>: should have known
<Ataru-phone2>: Lol
<Ataru-phone2>: Jesus guys
*** Grunt_ is now known as Grunt
<seitora>: of course his kind don't belong at a church, he's Jewish!
<Ragnar>: heh
<seitora>: and if you think about it, disembodied Voldemort as a spirit is totes a Wandering Jew archetype
<Ina>: Ragnar: Tell you what. If I ever start yelling at a ten year old child for wearing a 'traditionally european' haircut feel free to tell me I'm overreacting
<seitora>: that's why the Wizards and the goblins get in so many wars, each of them are trying to horde $$$
<Ataru-phone2>: Right, i think its time to move on from the awful jewish stereotypes
Ina shrugs
<seitora>: wait, it's an actual retcon?
<Ragnar>: No it's not
<seitora>: Like, Rowling said "oh Hermione was actually black in the books" or whatever?
<Ina>: well, that and the hypocritical racism of the most vociferous of those who support it
<Ragnar>: Basically she said "hey, I never said anything specifically excluding her from being black"
<Ina>: Seitora: In the books, there's at least one reference to her face as specifically white
<Watashiwa>: yup
<Ina>: and another which notes her skin being brown after a summer trip as if it's unusual.
<seitora>: Ragnar that's what I meant I guess
<seitora>: besides, how many black people have bushy brown hair as was repeatedly pointed out about Hermione ?
<Ina>: few
<Ragnar>: You've never seen a black person with brown hair? ._.
<Ina>: with brown hair? occasionally but not often
<Ina>: black hair? quite common
<seitora>: Ragnar there are but it's uncommon
<Ragnar>: I don't have doubt that Hermione was intended to be white, but I think people raising a fuss over Rowling's comment are looking for politicization where it doesn't really exist
<Ina>: anyway, rowling didn't come right out and say 'hermione is black now'
<Souffle>:
<Souffle>: >when u have a dragon waifu
<Ina>: but she did put out a statement that said, boiled down "I never said she wasn't black, I love black hermione"
<Ragnar>: yeah
<Ataru-phone2>: (Ina) and another which notes her skin being brown after a summer trip as if it's unusual.
<Ataru-phone2>: Wait
<Ataru-phone2>: Since when do english people tan
<Ragnar>: And then everybody got bent out of shape about it for some reason
<Ina>: Ataru: lol
<Ataru-phone2>: Don't they just turn into lobsters?
<Ataru-phone2>: :v
<seitora>: Ataru-phone2 didn't you know, it rains so much in England that the instant a Brit leaves the country for five seconds they darken significantly
<Ina>: why ataru, how dare you partake of a racist stereotype
<Ragnar>: Hey, "if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain!"
<Ataru-phone2>: Dude, I'm half white
<seitora>: it's why the U.S. and Canada are predominantly English-speaking
<Ataru-phone2>: I've seen that side of the family in the summer...
<seitora>: France and Spain and Portugal had nice climates and England has shitty weather so all the people bailed from England to somewhere with better weather
<Ina>: Ataru: *Heavy Breathing* "Internalized Racism etc. etc. "
<seitora>: well, it's now my headcanon that Harry Potter is a little Jew boy and since nothing contradicts it in the book that's canon
<Ina>: in case it wasn't obvious I kid
<Ataru-phone2>: Lol
<Ragnar>: I mean
<Ragnar>: There's nothing explicitly preventing him from being Jewish
<Ragnar>: Actually it makes sense. Who else would have all that money stashed away? ;p
<Ataru-phone2>: Well, it'd explain why everyone hates him so easily :v
<Ina>: no no, seitora, don't you know that the official Politically Correct headcanon approved by tumblr is that Harry is of Indian descent?
<Ragnar>: You know, Ina
<Ragnar>: I'm just going to say one thing
<seitora>: Heck, there's even a bit in Philosopher's Stone that supports Harry being Jewish
<Grunt_>: oh
<Grunt_>: you're right
<Ragnar>: Please don't ever complain about how other people are overreacting to everything
<seitora>: when there's a bit in the backstory about how the Dursleys say 'his kind' don't belong at a church
<Grunt_>: the way he rejoiced when he got that money for christmas
<Grunt_>: should have known
<Ataru-phone2>: Lol
<Ataru-phone2>: Jesus guys
*** Grunt_ is now known as Grunt
<seitora>: of course his kind don't belong at a church, he's Jewish!
<Ragnar>: heh
<seitora>: and if you think about it, disembodied Voldemort as a spirit is totes a Wandering Jew archetype
<Ina>: Ragnar: Tell you what. If I ever start yelling at a ten year old child for wearing a 'traditionally european' haircut feel free to tell me I'm overreacting
<seitora>: that's why the Wizards and the goblins get in so many wars, each of them are trying to horde $$$
<Ataru-phone2>: Right, i think its time to move on from the awful jewish stereotypes
Tk nods to himself
Sunhawk ties Tk to a chair and shows him disturbing images and videos of what Kingdom Hearts' characters do when he's not observing them
seitora takes Tk after Sunhawk is through with him and drops him tied up to his chair in the middle of a furry Sonic convention
Sunhawk books Tk for an appointment to see Jack Thompson (newly-minted gamer-deprogrammer and psychologist - ignore the wet paint on the certificate) after the convention is over
seitora gets Tk a spot on Oprah alongside Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian
Sunhawk ties Tk to a chair and shows him disturbing images and videos of what Kingdom Hearts' characters do when he's not observing them
seitora takes Tk after Sunhawk is through with him and drops him tied up to his chair in the middle of a furry Sonic convention
Sunhawk books Tk for an appointment to see Jack Thompson (newly-minted gamer-deprogrammer and psychologist - ignore the wet paint on the certificate) after the convention is over
seitora gets Tk a spot on Oprah alongside Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian
