#TFF Memorable Quotes

Latewave · Oct 25, 2011

The truth to what is hilarious is 50 % bad luck and 50% having it happen to someone else. This is neither.

[18:35] <Halibel> msg nickserv identify buttsex
[18:35] <Halibel> --oop.
[18:35] <Latewave> hahahahahahahaha
[18:35] <Latewave> Oh gods
[18:36] <Halibel> Crap...
[18:36] <Latewave> I mean
[18:36] <Luthorne> <<
[18:36] <KriegsaffeNo9> Don't you hizzate that.
[18:36] <Latewave> That should be so obvious
[18:36] <KriegsaffeNo9> Don't worry, I'm totally blocking that from memory.
[18:36] <Latewave> you are obessessed with it
[18:36] <+Ragnar> cant; ttype
[18:36] <Halibel> ><
[18:36] <+Ragnar> laughnig too hard
[18:36] <Latewave> I know
[18:36] <Latewave> It's hilarious
[18:37] <Twib> ...Kohai, your password is buttsex?
[18:37] <Latewave> Of course it is
[18:37] *** Zeph quit (Broken pipe)
[18:37] <Latewave> It's HL
[18:37] <Latewave> Why wouldn't be
[18:37] <Halibel> Dammit...
[18:37] <+Ragnar> aww, she already changed it

[18:37] <Twib> I figured it'd be something like Aizen-Sama, or something.
[18:37] <Latewave> Good
[18:37] <Latewave> I won't feel bad when I post it
[18:37] <+Ragnar> XD
[18:38] <Halibel> Post?
[18:38] <Halibel> Dude! No!

nuclear death frog · Oct 25, 2011

I am not surprised.

Halibel Lecter · Jan 7, 2012

[18:41] <Grunt> Cooking for trolls
[18:41] <Grunt> or with trolls?
[18:42] <+Cornuthaum> cooking with trolls is better
[18:42] <foesjoe> this isn ot ireon chef
[18:42] <+Cornuthaum> they scream most amusingly when you put them in boiling oil
[18:42] <+Cornuthaum> then again
[18:43] <+Cornuthaum> most things scream amusingly when you put them in boiling oil
[18:43] <+Cornuthaum> hold still, grunt, I need to be amused.

maglevtrain · May 18, 2012

<Halibel> I don't want to wake up one morning and hear "Hali, why do you know how to sieg heil while playing with a vibrator?"

TkMacintosh · Jan 31, 2013

<Twib> So.
<Twib> I called the cops in on this.
<Twib> Nothing to do now but wait.
<Tk> I draw the line at porn.
<Onigiri> jesus its just a plushie
<Halibel> Good lick, porn.
<Halibel> Good luck Twib*
<Halibel> sorry.
<Twib> What.

Oh Halibel....you and your HORRIBLE mistypes...

Shirotsume · Mar 27, 2013

Actually referring to Nerf clip sizes- an 18 dart clip instead of the 36-dart drum.

Dark Knight Gafgar · Mar 27, 2013

Anyone else notice the transfer fucked most of these logs a little?

Shirotsume · Mar 27, 2013

Augh. So either we can have HTML in posts, which means links will work, but we can't have IRC names in brackets work.

Or we can have this work and have names in brackets, but not links.

EagleCeres · Mar 27, 2013

Shirotsume said:

does the PHP code tag (full new reply, not quick reply) work like the old CODE tag... you know, so it doesn't read/interpret the quoted text as code?
or just plain using QUOTE tags?

Shirotsume · Mar 27, 2013

It's just plain quote.

Zephyrus · Mar 28, 2013

<Souffle> look into your hearts you know it to be true
<Souffle> within everyone's heart
<Souffle> lies a pony
<TheGreatFluffy> No me.
<TheGreatFluffy> *Not.
<TheGreatFluffy> Within my heart lies....
<Zeph-Zula> I liked it better when Souffle obssessed over lolis.
<Zeph-Zula> Less creepy.
<Ninsaneja> My heart has no pony.
<TheGreatFluffy> Another heart.
<Souffle> then look to your heart of hearts
<Ninsaneja> My heart has a mecha.
<Souffle> [02:08] <Zeph-Zula> I liked it better when Souffle obssessed over lolis.
<Souffle> [02:08] <Zeph-Zula> Less creepy.
<Ninsaneja> And within that mecha
<Souffle> can this be the topic
<Souffle> forever

Screw this post. It won't let me paste the names of all involved. :_:

rdde · Mar 28, 2013

It does let you paste all the names. It just won't render them properly. I have no idea why Souffle's name got through however.

Anyway, here's the same thing, but I replaced the < and > with angled quotation marks, â€¹ and â€º.

Zephyrus said:

rdde · Mar 28, 2013

Shirotsume said:

How about having a white list of acceptable HTML tags and transform those that do not match into "& lt;" and "& gt;"?

Meinos Kaen · Mar 28, 2013

nuclear death frog · Apr 12, 2013

[17:00] [ndf] (Proctor): "We will now begin the tenth question. Everyone turn your papers over. You have five minutes."
[17:00] [ndf] (Genin) looks at the tenth question.
[17:00] [ndf] QUERY: Cake or Death?
[17:00] [ndf] (Genin) decides.
[17:00] [ndf] About five minutes later...
[17:00] [ndf] (Proctor): "Everyone who has chosen Cake... has failed."
[17:00] [GenocideHeart] lol
[17:01] [GenocideHeart] Anyway, the GEB is pretty much your run of the mill stupidly powerful cosmic power whose power is so great calling it 'God' is entirely accurate
[17:02] [GenocideHeart] The fact it's older than the universe does help
[17:02] [GenocideHeart] I think it was meant to be an Azathoth expy, personally
[17:02] [Twib] NDF, why?
[17:03] [Twib] Oh.
[17:03] [Twib] I get it.
[17:03] [Twib] But how do they explain that in character?
[17:03] [GenocideHeart] They don't
[17:03] [GenocideHeart] -_-
[17:03] [GenocideHeart] duh
[17:05] [ndf] (Proctor): "Cake represents unattainable desires and things which are foolish if not forbidden. Death, on the other hand, is nearly inevitable for shinobi. Those who selected Death show some wisdom. Those who selected Cake are unworthy of becoming chuunin.""
[17:05] [Fallacy] ... ?
[17:06] [ndf] THE CAKE IS A LIE
[17:06] [Fallacy] that looks really dumb ._.
[17:07] [Twib] That's the rationale.
[17:07] [Twib] Wow that is dumb.
[17:07] ndf sighs
[17:08] [ndf] it was a joke, bitches

Zephyrus · Apr 15, 2013

<Zeph> Netsplits.
<Zeph> Fun.
* int[] has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Halibel> How do we know which net is the real net?
* DekaBreaker is now known as Midnight
* ChanServ gives voice to Midnight
<Zeph> I'm still here.
<Zeph> Therefore, this net is *real*.
<Zeph> ;D
<Latewave> Wave exists
<Latewave> Therefore
<Latewave> Wave is real?
<Halibel> Is this the real net?
<Latewave> but if rot?
<Latewave> e is real does that mean Zeph is not?
<Halibel> Or is it just fantasy...?
<Halibel>

<Zeph> Caught in a net slide
<Zeph> No escape from reality~
* Latewave drowns HL
<Latewave> Glub Glub

<Halibel> Open your ports~
<Halibel> Look up to the list and see...
<Zeph> I'm just a lurker
* Shirotsume (~Shirotsum@cpe-76-181-68-29.columbus.res.rr.com) has joined #tff
<Zeph> I need no sympathy
<Halibel> Because I'm easy lag, easy ping~
<Halibel> Little split, no big thing
<Zeph> Anywhere the plug goes
<Zeph> Doesn't really matter to meeeee~
<Zeph> (to meeeeee~)
* Zeph plays the piano intro.
* Halibel grabs a mic.
<Halibel> Mama... jsut split the net...
<Halibel> Crossed a wire or some code...
<Zeph> Now my net's dead and cooo-ooold~
<Zeph> MAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Zeph> OoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhhhhh~
<Halibel> Didn't mean for it to die;
<Halibel> If I'm not back online this time tomorrow....
<Zeph> Post on, post on
<Zeph> as if nothing really maaaaatters~
* Zeph plays the piano.
<Halibel> Too long, my ping has gone...
<Halibel> Sending signals down the line, but it's algging all the time
<Zeph> Goodbye, everybody~
<Zeph> I gotta go!
<Zeph> Gotta leave my modem behind and face the TRUUUUUTH
<Zeph> MAMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA

decibels · Apr 15, 2013

Did you just...

You did didn't you. You assholes have ruined Bohemian Rhapsody.

This is one of those things that's unforgivable.

Shirotsume · Apr 15, 2013

Roughly paraphrasing here (Zeph was joking about, for the record), and I was on my phone and don't feel like digging out logs.

<Zeph> I don't know GH, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you modding. I've seen you get pretty vitriolic before, especially in Naruto forums.

<Zeph> I guess if you stay out of Naruto forums haha
<Shirotsume> Naruto forums is basically the Las Vegas of TFF.
<Shirotsume> What happens in Naruto forums stays in naruto forums
<Shirotsume> No one will judge you for what happens there

And yes, that's my personal policy when I'm voting for mods/admins

Juubi · Apr 15, 2013

I dunno, I've seen some shit in the Naruto forums. :s

nuclear death frog · Apr 16, 2013

Well done, people.

Halibel Lecter · Apr 19, 2013

part of a much longer string, of course, but the other parts were less quotable.

EDIT:

violinmana · Jan 24, 2014

4:07:37 PM Halibel So I'm curious if this has happened to anyone else because it was really embarrassing to me.
4:07:49 PM TheGreatFluffy :?
4:08:07 PM Halibel I was in physiology lab this morning and couldn't get anything to come up on the microscope. So the professor walks over and I go, "Sir, I can't find anything."
4:09:15 PM Halibel He reaches up, plays with my diaphragm a little and says, "Okay, now look." --and voila, lots of little epididymal cells, in perfect focus.
4:09:52 PM Halibel >< I had it focused and everything correctly but couldn't see anything but white light. I felt really silly, especially since he'd just explained that to the class.
4:10:07 PM violinmana plays with your diaphragm
4:10:09 PM violinmana snickers
4:10:35 PM Halibel ?
4:10:42 PM Halibel What?
4:11:16 PM violinmana you've never been to a gynocologist?
4:11:16 PM Halibel You know, he just kind of reached underneath and fiddled around with it. Just to... do whatever that does, I suppose. I wasn't really clear on why it helped.
4:11:25 PM violinmana oh god, that's even more hilarious
4:11:37 PM Halibel ...am I missing something here?
4:11:54 PM Ataru-phone ...
4:12:02 PM violinmana heh
4:12:04 PM violinmana probably.
4:12:07 PM Ataru-phone Intentionally i hope
4:12:07 PM Halibel I mean, I know humans have a diaphragm, but it's in the respiratory system.
4:12:18 PM Ataru-phone Rimshot
4:12:20 PM Halibel So I'm not seeing what's funny.
4:12:20 PM violinmana XD
4:12:45 PM Halibel ...should I be Googling this?
4:12:52 PM Halibel It's nothing bad, right?
4:12:58 PM violinmana http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragm_(contraceptive)
4:13:18 PM Halibel Contra...
4:13:20 PM Halibel ....
4:13:27 PM violinmana laughs out load
4:13:29 PM violinmana ...
4:13:29 PM Halibel My professor is an old man, you bunch of pervs.
4:13:30 PM violinmana loud
4:13:35 PM violinmana still fucking hilarious
4:13:36 PM Halibel Hahaha.
4:13:40 PM Halibel You said load.
4:13:44 PM violinmana XD
4:14:21 PM Halibel ...cervical... barrier? So it goes...
4:14:24 PM Halibel ...ew...
4:14:31 PM Halibel Why would you /do/ that?
4:14:41 PM TheGreatFluffy You should have realized that this place is full of perverted morons. : D
4:15:02 PM Halibel I know it is, I'm usually one of them.
4:15:03 PM violinmana so your professor was reaching underneath and fiddling with it?
4:15:08 PM violinmana tell me moar
4:15:09 PM Halibel Agh.
4:15:16 PM Halibel The diaphragm on the microscope!
4:15:21 PM violinmana suuuuuure
4:15:27 PM Halibel He was!
4:15:51 PM Halibel Apparently it's a common mistake among unexperienced students.
4:15:57 PM Halibel ....that just made it wrose...
4:16:07 PM violinmana hahahaha
4:16:12 PM Tk has quit: Quit: Kirino is best!
4:16:12 PM TheGreatFluffy Good thing you had someone experienced with you to show you the ropes.

4:16:27 PM Halibel It was in lab, the whole class was there. -_-
4:16:41 PM Ataru-phone It's like a shower cap for your cervix
4:16:54 PM Halibel It's disgusting is what it is.
4:16:59 PM violinmana are you intentionally making this harder for yourself?
4:17:12 PM violinmana because you just implied that you're an exhibitionist
4:17:15 PM Halibel I'm trying to explain things.
4:17:21 PM Halibel Is it getting harder for you?
4:17:30 PM TheGreatFluffy Maybe~

4:17:43 PM Latewave Well something is getting harder for someone

4:17:46 PM Halibel Hah.
4:17:46 PM seitora inexperienced, not unexperienced <-- sorry, pet peeve of mine
4:17:46 PM Latewave Hyuk hyuk
4:17:54 PM Halibel Oops, thanks.
4:17:59 PM violinmana best convo ever
4:18:02 PM violinmana ... this month
4:18:26 PM Halibel ><;
4:18:55 PM TheGreatFluffy XD

chronodekar · Jan 24, 2014

THAT happened?!? Ha,ha,ha! I need to get on the IRC more ...

-chronodekar

ThreadWeaver · Jan 24, 2014

Poor Halibel...

Maybe some ketchup and mustard for that foot before it gets shoved in mouth? Oh wait, that's not any better... Heh.

seitora · Jan 24, 2014

There was another good moment later on, too.

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