TFF: The End Of the World

[Shaderic]

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Yo, I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, and he was getting real excited about some rumor about 'Shadow Children'. He even had a picture, which was kinda freaky lookingLinky.

Despite not totaly being convinced, I'm still not completely ready to call BS. Anyone else hear anything about these things?

 

[MannequinMuse]

I'm calling BS, thing looks 'shopped. Creepy shit if it's real though. I'll keep an eye out for pics.


Edit: Either my news station is fucking stupid or something weird is happening check what's on the news.

 

[Preventer Squall]

Oh please. Old bigfoot footage looks more realistic then that. This is either a really elaborate hoax, or some funny ass movie promotional like they did with the X-Men.

 

[Latewave]

Oh please. Old bigfoot footage looks more realistic then that. This is either a really elaborate hoax, or some funny ass movie promotional like they did with the X-Men.

It does look odd. Most likely a hoax.

 

[Shaderic]

Yeah, now that I think about it, it does seems kinda stupid.
As for CNN? When was the last time I took the news seriously? Probably before I saw what Fox9 hadd to say about 4-chan and 'Anonymous', who's apparently a group of terrorist hackers who blow up cars in dramatisations.

 

[MannequinMuse]

CNN's really into this shit though.

linky

 

[Shaderic]

Wait, what? They have specimens in captivity? When the hell'd that happen?

Wait a tic, gotta let my roomie back in. He forgot his key.

EDIT: HOLY@#$%! I saw one! FREAKING HELL MAN! THEY'RE REAL! REALLY REAL!
Glowy eyes and everything! I am so digging out my baseball bat and the wooden sword I got at Anime Detour last year. I'm not sure what these things are, but I saw fingers, and if one gets into the dorms, I am going to beat the snot out of it before turning it over to the bio-majors.

 

[parker]

This is all a load of bull, the first picture is obviously shopped. The damn 'Shadow Child' looks fucking CGI, not only that the people in the pic are standing in fucking kiddy pools. I ain't believe'n shit.

 

[Shaderic]

Dude, I f@#$ing saw one.

Now that I think about it though, pulling out my bat in case one got in the builing is kinda extreme. Seriously, the building's locked up tight now, and you can't get in without a key. And who'd let one of these things into the dorm anyways?

 

[parker]

Yeah right, what ever. Well, night y'all, I gotta hit the hay, got school in the morning.

 

[parker]

tehy klled cbnmyg cats.v I just wd ent too let my cat in. aNd I foun it there dead. hey kiled my fuckinga0 cat. I saw one.

 

[Latewave]

Okay now I going to get my machete out this is too much.

 

[Shaderic]

They killed my cats. I just went to let my cat in, and I found it there dead. They kiled my fucking cat. I saw one.

Was this what you meant to say?
One the one hand, I'm happy I'm not crazy, and these things are out there. On the other, I'm sorry about your cat. What was it's name?

But, it looks like getting out that bat was justified though.

 

[parker]

lucky

 

[MannequinMuse]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

 

[Latewave]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

Why not it is bloody useful.
I would like to someone mess with me with it out.

 

[MannequinMuse]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

Why not it is bloody useful.
I would like to someone mess with me with it out.

Well, I'm not denying it's holy-fuck factor. But, where did you pick up a machete?

 

[Latewave]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

Why not it is bloody useful.
I would like to someone mess with me with it out.

Well, I'm not denying it's holy-fuck factor. But, where did you pick up a machete?

My dad got it somewhere and I have it now.

 

[MannequinMuse]

Fair enough.

 

[parker]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

i live in the city

 

[MannequinMuse]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

i live in the city

Hmm, that is weird. Still, it could be anything. Just 'cause some strange shits been going on doesn't mean that we're being attacked by 'shadow children'.

 

[Latewave]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

i live in the city

Hmm, that is weird. Still, it could be anything. Just 'cause some strange shits been going on doesn't mean that we're being attacked by 'shadow children'.

True but still I'd keep something to hit things with just in case ya know?

 

[MannequinMuse]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

i live in the city

Hmm, that is weird. Still, it could be anything. Just 'cause some strange shits been going on doesn't mean that we're being attacked by 'shadow children'.

True but still I'd keep something to hit things with just in case ya know?

Heh, that's why I've got my teddy-glock with me .

 

[Latewave]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

i live in the city

Hmm, that is weird. Still, it could be anything. Just 'cause some strange shits been going on doesn't mean that we're being attacked by 'shadow children'.

True but still I'd keep something to hit things with just in case ya know?

Heh, that's why I've got my teddy-glock with me .

True.

 

[Shaderic]

Chill out, guys. It was probably just a bobcat or some shit. No reason to get excited, back when I didn't live in suburbia we used to see 'em come around a lot. Just lock up and don't let small pets out for a while, they aren't a real threat.

Or, if it's a big problem go and pick up one of these. My dad got one after we lost our first dog to a cougar back in Nevada. It's pretty reasonably priced and it's a .45 so it's got a fuck-load of stopping power.

Trust me, you'll feel safer with one of these than a machete.


And, btw, why the fuck you have a machete.

i live in the city

Hmm, that is weird. Still, it could be anything. Just 'cause some strange shits been going on doesn't mean that we're being attacked by 'shadow children'.

True but still I'd keep something to hit things with just in case ya know?

Heh, that's why I've got my teddy-glock with me .

You need a permit to get a gun though. Machetes can be bought at a variety of places without one. Hell, I've seen machetes in gardening stores.

Muse's got a point though. Hey Parker, did you actually see this thing go after your cat?