TFF: The End Of the World

[shibosho]

I don't know, if you see one, blast it into oblivion or something. Damn, where is the way out?!

Huh, what the? The heartless crystal is glowing? Hey the radar is starting to work again! And....there is a friggin huge-ass thing at 3'o clock slowly heading this way.....Bitch. Also there seems to be a hole or gate or something behind said huge-ass thing.

PREPARE FOR BATTLE STATIONS!

LET'S ROCK.

 

[Aarik]

Ikwy o;m clwaung rhe nlood lff miw, U hpt vincioys enough yo xast rhr dpekk of jealing once ie twive,

[All the letters that are messed up are right next to the letter that's supposed to be there on my qwerty keyboard, and I may have did the same with some punctuation, for example the ; should be a ' ' is the button just > of ;]

 

[whitetechie]

Hmmm... good question Shaderic....I'd say, based on our history.... TFFers with either a massive amount of or just a massive single heartless and/or nobody....probably pissed at/attacking them....might want to start preping your gadgets..... I'm just gonna to grab my transmutation supplies and that wonderful batch of C4 I synthesized the other day.

 

[Latewave]

Is it just me or did that astroid blink?

 

[Shaderic]

"Hey, Twinblade! It's been awhile. How've you been? You might want to get off the ice. I had to drill holes so we could fish, and that weakened it quite a bit."

 

[shibosho]

......You just had to jinx us didn't you Lightwave.

Okay maybe we can go around- SHIT EVASIVE MANEVOURS! BARREL ROLL!
[Just avoid being shoop do woop'ed by heartless space whale.]

LIGHTWAVE START BLASTING IT NOW!!!

 

[Latewave]

I'm on it.

 

[Aarik]

I am slowly healing myself through weak healing spell's and magic recharge spells, i am watching the monitor to make sure i am hitting the right keys.

Scratch my ship and die.

 

[shibosho]

AARIK! YOU'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

What the hell happened?! Who or what attacked you? And also-

CRAP!

LOOP DE LOOP!!

FUCK YOU HEARTLESS SPACE WHALE WITH LASERS!

 

[Latewave]

This may seem like a stupid question but, the portal is much smaller then the whale right? So why not fly though it and evade the whale?

 

[shibosho]

..........OKAY! BRACE YOURSELVES! I'M GONNA TRY AND EVADE THOSE LASERS AND HEAD FOR THE PORTAL!

HERE

WE

GO!

 

[Aarik]

Shibosho, shit pilot, you are.

I used magic wrong, tried to do hard thing, head hurt like bitch, Darkness made much worse.

Did twin blade get to the ship?

 

[shibosho]

Twinblade didn't get to the ship in time but he did somehow survived and ended up with Shaderic and Tech somehow.

Tsk, those lasers aren't making this easy. We're halfway there though!

 

[twin blade]

"Yay for the power of Deus Ex Machina. Do you have any idea where we are, Shaderic?"

 

[Shaderic]

Not a clue. We're fishing.

I haven't done this since...

God, I like fishing.

 

[twin blade]

"Really? I've never tried it.

Oh, hey. Aarik, Shiboso, and Lightwave are being attacked by Heartless Monstro."

 

[Aarik]

Okay my head's a little clearer now, and I've healed my right hand completely, typing this way is a little harder but not impossible, I should be back up in about a minute or so just to make sure i got it all.

 

[shibosho]

Cool, Aarik. I better get rid of those chains for you then...RETURN CHAINS!

....

....

Fuck, this could be a problem. Almost there though......

What the? The space whale suddenly grow glwoing dots all over its body and -

FUCK, LASER RAIN! ALMOST FUCKING THERE!!

COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON

COME ON DAMN IT!

 

[Aarik]

CAST SPELL OF SPEED ON SHIP GO FASTER!

 

[shibosho]

AND WE ARE OUTTA HERE!

.......

And we're about to crash into a hill of snow.

.......

*SQUISH*

.......

Ice cream anyone?

 

[Aarik]

Get me out of these chain's, I don't want to use a spell to get them off because the only spells I have that could get them off would blow my ship to hell with them.

 

[shibosho]

Er, sorry about that. Lets try again. CHAINS OF LIFE RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL!

.....

SUCCESS!

 

[Aarik]

Now we just need to talk about you crashing my ship.

[You hear my boots outside the door.]

 

[shibosho]

...........CHAINS OF BINDING!

......

......

Damn didn't work.

 

[Aarik]

[Insert hurty sounds.]