TFFA Chibi-Theater

[Zenithos]

Nursery, Cute Kitty Daycare, City Outskirts, TFFA City, Another time, Another day

The speakers hum from the feedback as a small chibi with long, soft, snow-white hair took the stage (a pile of cube cushions) with a microphone in one hand and a Kirby doll tightly hugged in the other. "Cough....Hichyaa everyone!" She squeaked. "I am Cheni-chan (Zeni-chan), the heroine of the ChFFA (TFFA) cheries of RPGs. Cheni-chan is the strongest character choo (Too)! Cheni-chan fights to protect ChFFA City using Cheni's big pointy sword and Cheni's really cool gun! OOOMPH!" She heaved as she pulled up a smaller version of her double-edged sword and her tri-barrelled gun. "Dis is Echekiel-kun (Ezzekielle) and Cherberus-kun (Cerberus)" She squeaked, introducing the sword and gun. "So let's play...OOOMPH!" She cried as another chibi pushed her off the stage.

"Naw! Zen-tan ish the heroine of the RPG!" Chibi-Zen-tan squeaked. "Zen-tan protects Futakoihana shrine from evil bad guys and..." She squaked enthusiastically as she punched the air before...

CLICK...

A collar snaps around her little neck with a leash attached to it. "...Hauu?" She murmured, looking down at the collar and the nametag attached to it...which happens to have 'Zen-chan' inscribed on it. "HAAAAAAUUUUUUU!" She cried as the leash tugged her off the stage.

"Teehee...everyone knows that it's Nez-chama (Nez-sama) that is the real heroine of the RPG!" Chibi-Nez-chama giggled as she took the stage. "Nez-chama will arrest anyone who's bad so watch out, meanies! CMPS! Put down your rattlers and hand over your lolipops!" She shouted.

"No fair! Cheni-chan ish the main character!" Chibi-Zeni squeaked as she tripped Nez-chama over and began whomping her with the Kirby doll.

"Naw! Zen-tan is!" Zen-tan squeaked, coming back on-screen, somewhat covered in slime, with a new chibi-headband and a set of chibi-shackles on her little wrists and ankles.

"Nez-chama will arrest you!" Nez-chama retaliates with two rattlers.

"Ufufufufu...as if they don't know who the true heroine ish....it ish I, Dark-Zeni-chan..." Dark-Zeni-chan giggled darkly in one dark little corner of the jungle gym. "Ishn't that right, dark-Kirby-kun?" She asked the little, rather tattered black Kirby doll in her arms.

"Maa, maa, can't we all get along?" Another snow-blond chibi with a large tub of popcorn in one hand said with a calming smile. "Because we all know Eterna-chii ish the real heroine of the shtory." She grinned.

"Heeelps meeeeeeees!" A wail carried over the entire nursery.

"What was that?" Another little chibi in a cute little CMPS uniform asked.

"Eterna-chii thinks that wash Chibi-Ei-chan." Eterna-chii shrugged her little shoulders. "Eterna-chii saw a slime monschter and Mick-kun there with her."

"Anyway, Incarna-tan doesn't care who the main heroine is." Incarna-tan giggled cutely. "Because Incarna-tan is definitely the coolest!"

"Ish not!" chibi-Ei-chan cried, coming on-screen with tears running down her face, mixing in the with the slime that covered her from head to toe. Her chibi-headband, chibi-collar, and chibi-shackles glinted rather menacingly, despite being chibi. "Chibi-Ei-chan's the coolest!"

"....you look funny, Ei-chan." Incarna-tan giggled. "It's shoo funny!"

"Aaauuuuuu..." Chibi-Ei-chan pouted, a new wave of tears brimming in her eyes. "But...but...". Suddenly, a sharp tug on the leash connected to her collar pulled her off-screen. "AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

A small, brown haired chibi sat calmly in front of the chibi-Zeni-brawl and held up a sign which said, "Sidhe-chan is the real heroine of the RPG."

 

[Zenithos]

"The TV's not working again, Cherchezz-kun (Xerxezz-kun) nyoron~..." Chibi-Churuya (Tsuruya) moaned.

"Really?" Chibi-Xerxezz looked up from the simple Tomahawk Warhead he was trying to modify and raised the visor on his chibi-helmet to look at the screen which was fuzzy. "So it is." He said, pulling out a chibi-detonator marked 'TV'. "CHIBI-KABOOM FACTOR!"

He pushed it.

KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Churuya's hair waved in the explosion discharge as the TV exploded in a chibi-supernova.

"...nyoron~..." Churuya mumbled.

"Case solved." Chibi-Xerxezz smiled, going back to his Tomahawk warhead. "No need to thank me."

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"It's loading...it's loading..." Chibi-Locke said excitedly as the upload bar on this chibi-laptop slowly went up. "It's my first ever youtube upload...come on...come on..." He murmured, his eyes aglow with anticipation, imagining the really awed and appreciative comments his viewers will leave.

"But Zen-tan's the heroine!" Zen-tan wailed as she ran after a giggling Zeni-chan.

"Catch me, catch me, catch me if you can!" Zeni-chan laughed as she ran on....

...only to trip over a LAN cable and fall face first into Chibi-Sidhe.

"Waaa?!" Chibi-Locke yelped as a network failure error message popped up on his screen. "NO! Not my Higurashi no naku Koro Ni AMV! WAAAAAAAAA! I WANT MY MOMMY!" He wailed.

"What was that? Network failure?!" Chibi-Xerxezz shouted from behind the jungle gym. "CHIBI-KABOOM FACTOR!" He shouted, whipping out a remote-detonator marked 'Locke2' and pressing it.

KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

A charred-black Locke blinked, looking down at the crater that was once his chibi-laptop. "...WAAAAAAAAA! I WANT MY LAPTOP!" He threw his head back and wailed.

"...Xerx-kun..." Chibi-Mick popped up behind Chibi-Xerx's shoulder. "...do you always self-destruct anything that doesn't work?"

"Yeah!" Chibi-Xerx grinned. "There's even one on you." Chibi-Xerx whipped out a chibi-detonator marked 'Mick1'.

"...So that's what the beeping is..." Chibi-Mick murmured, looking up at the beeping device on his head. "....that's not nice, Xerx-kun. I'll tell on you..."

"Hah! Tell to which army?!" Xerxezz laughed.

"...Tsu-chan." Chibi-Mick said.

"...." A dark look passed over Chibi-Xerx's face.

 

[Mick]

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[Epsilon]

"...... so this is what it feels like to be a midget," murmured Super Deformed Gigabyte!Epsilon (SD Epsilon for short).

"Coffee?" A small white clad girl held out a steaming cup of coffee.

"Thank you, Iris-tan." He grasped the mug in his left humanoid hand since his right claw couldn't hold it properly and chugged the double double flavour down his mouth. "Ahhhhh... that hit the spot..."

KABOOOOOOMMM!!!

A rumbling sound shook through the daycare and promptly caused the rest of the coffee to spill all over SD Epsilon's face. He twitched slightly as he placed the mug down before standing up.

"That was perfectly good coffee that had just been wasted... someone is going to pay for this."

Before he got up, he heard a cry of 'ONII-SAMA!!' and found himself face down in the daycare carpet as one of his sisters happily sat on his back.

"That was a bit much, Kirakishou," commented Chibi-Len.

"Indeed," agreed Chibi-Barasuishou.

 

[sidhereelmotion]

Four children were seated at a plastic table.

"Tea for Moro-chan. Tea Rat-chan. Tea for Maru-chan. Tea for me!"

Sidhe-chan poured the invisible tea into the cups.

"Now a cookie for Moro-chan..."

"Don't wanna play stupid tea pawty. That's for gurlz!" interrupted Zephy-chan. "And don call me Rat-chan, call me.. De Gweat And Tewwible Zephy-sama!"

Sidhe sniffles. "No tea?"

"No!" Zephy-chan throws something at the table and storms off.

"Hoppity hippity!" exlaims Maru-chan.

"Hippity hoppity!" answers Moro-chan.

Sidhe-chan leans in to see what it is. A small frog big eyes stars back at her.

"Kyaaaaaaa!" As Sidhe-chan screams, Frog-chan jumps in her open mouth, then changes its mind and jumps out again. A Dark and Chibi Malevolence has told it there are some tasty flies on the other side of the room.

Sidhe-chan blinks and woozily tries to spit out the icky frog taste. As her arm is grabbed, she shouts the only thing she can think of: "Purple?"

 

[Xerxezz]

ôRed uns goes to blue unsà or was it the other way around?ö Chibi-Xerxezz said and nibbled on some pocky.

He shrugged and closed of the panel with some band aids. The band aids had bunny motives of course!

ôKABOOM-Kun is all better! This calls for a drink!ö He giggled and looked at the detonator with glee.

He rummaged around in his pocket and pulled out a bottle.

*Gulp, gulp, gulp*

ôAh, thatÆs the strong stuff!ö Chibi-Xerxezz said and dropped the bottle of orange juice.

ôWhat are you doing?ö Chibi-Tsuroko asked as she stepped into the room. She was brandishing a toy sword at him.

ôTsu-chan! Look, isnÆt if pretty!ö Chibi-Xerxezz said and pointed at the large warhead.

She bonked him over the head with her sword.

ôWHAAA! Tsu-chan is mean, Joy-chan, help me!ö Chibi-Xerxezz yelled.

ôIÆm not mean!ö Chibi-Tsuroko said and stamped her foot on the ground.

ôYes you are!ö

öNo IÆm not!ö

ôYes you are. You are even, really, really mean!ö Chibi-Xerxezz yelled in her face.

Chibi-TsurokoÆs lower lip trembled and her eyes were watery.

ôWHAAA!ö She cried.

ôIÆm sorry, IÆm sorry! You arenÆt mean! You are really, really nice!ö Chibi-Xerxezz said and tried to stop her from crying.

Tsuroko suddenly stopped and she had a happy look on her face.

ôReally?ö

ôYeah, really!ö

There was a female scream from another part of the house and Chibi-Xerxezz and Chibi-Tsuroko sprung into action, one holding a toy-sword, another a super-soaker.

They pulled the door to one of the rooms open and looked inside.

ôAh, monster! Its icky!ö Chibi-Tsuroko yelled and raised her sword.

ôEat this, Evil Monster!ö Xerxezz yelled and fired his super-soaker. The toad didnÆt even react as it was sprayed with water.

*Croak* which in toad means ôThank you, it was getting a little dry in here!

ôAh! ItÆs immune to my weapons!ö Chibi-Xerxezz said and took a couple of steps back.

ôA formidable foe indeed!ö Tsuroko yelled and tried to swath it with her plastic sword.

The frog hopped out of the door.

ôVictory!ö Chibi-Tsuroko and Chibi-Xerxezz yelled and did a happy dance.

ôPurple?ö The two looked at Chibi-Sidhe.

ôSidhe-chan?ö Chibi-Tsuroko asked and lowered her toy-sword.

ôRed!ö Was the answer.

Chibi-Tsuroko nodded in understanding.

ôXerxezz-kun, sit down!ö Chibi-Tsuroko said and pointed at the table.

ôBut I donÆt wanna! Tea-parties are for girls! Real boys only drink juice!ö The redhead answered.

Chibi-Tsuroko waved her sword at him and Chibi-Xerxezz sat down at the small table. It took less then five seconds before the girls had managed pull a frilly pink hat and an equally frilly pink apron on him.

Chibi-Xerxezz pouted.

 

[Mick]

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[David Alan Abramczyk]

Chibi-David sighed as he looked up from his copy of Redwall, by Brian Jaques. Watching all the people mill around and do their things. Returning to his novel, he began to hum to himself, a broken, discordant tune vaugely similar to The Colonel Bogey March.

 

[Zephyrus]

Chibi Zeph was sulking.

"How dawe Sidhwe-tan twy to make me pway tea pawty?" He pouted, sulking in a way that would have made even the stoniest of hearts melt into a puddle of squealing, liquified goo.

A beat.

"And why deh heck am I tawking wike a fwirst gwader?"

He stood up suddenly, shaking his tiny fist to the world at warge. I mean, err---large.

"Darn you Zen-tan. Darn you heck!"

Then, a ballon floated by. A purple one.

"Oooh! Pwetty!"

The not-so-innocent little tyke chased the ballon. Onto a freeway.

Much collateral damage ensued.

 

[Legendary Legacy]

Somewhere in the deepest darkest recesses of the nursery home (which from now on will be referred to as 'The kitchen'), a villainous mastermind of infinitely evil intent was grinning.

Wickedly!

(Though if any older women were to see it, they would probably end up squee'ing and calling him a cutie)

(He [HATED] being called a 'cutie'!)

In any case, this pint-sized titan of trickery, this chibified master of mischief, this doer of things that would typically be grounds for a time-out on the naughty stool when the adults found out about them, had just hatched his most devious plot ever.

Ever ever.

Chibi-L giggled gleefully as he finished stuffing several small objects from the white container on the counter into a plastic bag. Then, jumping off his chair and slinging the bag over his shoulder, he dashed out of The Kitchen.

Now was the time to plant the seeds of deceit.
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"Ready? Aaaaand...Roll!"

*Clack clack*

"Woo-hoo! I win again!" Chibi-Xaosite cheered.

"No faiw!" Chibi-Soifon shouted, pounding the game board. "You're cheating!"

"Xaosite-kun would never cheat!" Chibi-Tohno shouted back.

"Dhen how come he keeps getting sixes and I only woll ones!?"

"Maybe you're just weally unlucky," Chibi-Mihoshi said calmly, hoping to stop her friends from fighting.

*poke*

"OWIE!" she then proceeded to cry as a paper airplane sailed directly into her eye.

Chibi-Soifon grabbed the offending object and shook it in her little hand. "Yu'r not s'pose ta thwow things in da house!" she yelled at everyone else in the room.

"Wead da messash on it!" someone called from the hallway.

Looking down at the airplane, Chibi-Soifon unfolded it, finding a message written in purple, black and yellow finger-paint.

"Wha's it thay?" Chibi-Tohno asked.

Chibi-Soifon cleared her throat and began reading. "'Deaw you guyths', wow, whoevew wote this even wites like a toddler. 'I haf taked all the cookys fwom the cooky jaw in the kichen and at snacktime I'm going to eet dem all by mysewf so you won't get any. Ha ha ha ha ha. Sined, The Mistewious Cooky Taker.'"

Chibi-Tohno jumped up and grabbed the note. "Someone tooked ouw snack cookys?!"

"It was probably Chibi-L," Chibi-Xaosite rationalized. "He's always doing things like this."

"Hey, der's more witing on the back," Chibi-Tohno said, grabbing the note for herself to read. "'PS: I am not Chibi-L.'"

"Really?" Chibi-Xaosite asked, taking a look to confirm it for himself. "Oh, well nevermind then."

"So who wath it, then?" a recovered Chibi-Mihoshi demanded. How dare somebody try to take away that precious time of day known as snacktime?

"Yeah," Chibi-Soifon continued. "Who thtole the cookys fwom the cooky jaw?" She turned and pointed dramatically at the boy behind her. "Wath it you?"

Chibi-David looked up from his book. "Who, me?"

"Yeth you!"

"Couldn't be!"

"...Liaw! Get him!"

And from the hallway, Chibi-L grinned his evil (but cute) grin.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

David looked around wide-eyed as everyone moved owards him. His lower lip trembled as he prepared his dreaded "puppy-dog eyes".

"But... I didn't take the cookies..." he said, his eyes growing huge and moist as he sniffled cutely. "Why are you all being so mean to me...?" he said, as he sucked his lower lip between his teeth, making him look even more adorable.

Houston, the Cute Attack had commenced. You would need to have a heart of stone not to be moved by it.

 

[Mick]

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[MnemoD]

Chibi-Love blinked.

"Yoshiro-kun is tiwerd... Wait, whut?" And, thus, did he decide to blink.

Those still bishie eyes of his.

Blink blink blink.

Chibi-Love, also known as "Yoshiro" or "Yoshi" (CURSE YOU MOTHER!) wandered around, watching everyone else even as snakes slithered around his arms, and dead (But not very decayed) squirrels followed.

 

[sidhereelmotion]

Da Ebil Dungeon of Mick-kun!, Cute Kitty Daycare, City Outskirts, TFFA City, Another time, Another day. NB EXP: 3.5

"Have no fear! Nez-chama of the CMPS is here! Nez-cham beat the mean jungle gym. Not even the door is a match for..," Nez-chama trailed off as she tried to turn the door handle. It was locked. Written on the door in big straight letters (not curly and loopy, because that's for ze gurlz): Mick-kun's Inv.. Inv... Big Tuff Door.

"Maybe the door is a Match for Nez-chama. Stupid door." Pouting, Nez-chama kicked the door and then leaned against the wall next to it. "This is no fair!"

As Nez-chama's fist of justice went to hit the wall, it instead passed through empty air.

"Teehee... Mick-kun forgot to close the window. Nothing can stop Nez-chama, the heroine!" Nez-chama made the Pose of Making Fun of Naughty People before wiggling her way through the window.

As she endered, Nez-chama heard a soft voice respond, "But Sidhe-chan is the heroine." The voice trailed off and then continued in a flatter tone, "And Mick-kun is ze bestest bwother eber!"

Nez-chama took a closer look. It was Sidhe-chan. She was all tied up in a lego-like chair and on her lap there was a blue-haired plushie that kept repeating "Mick-kun is ze bestest bwother eber! I wuv Mick-kun!"

With all the chibi fury of a CMPS girl who hasn't had her nap yet, Nez-chama punted the evil plushie across the room. She then turned to getting the poor girl out of the chair.

"Nez-chama?" Sidhe asked. "Has Nez-chama seen Mick-kun. Sidhe-chan wuvs Mick-kun. Mick-kun is ze bestest bwother eber!"

Nez-chama just shook her head. A sad "Aaaauuuuuu" drew them down the hallway. It was answered by an equally sad "Haaaauuuuuuu" from across the hall. They found Zen-tan, Chibi-Ei-chan, Cheni, and Chibi-Eterna, each in their own little room filled with crayoned sketches of them and Mick-kun. In short order, the girls were untied.

"Now how do we get out?" asked the Nez-chama.

Chibi-Eterna had no answer, still being half asleep, but Cheni jumped up and pointed to the corner of the room. "Cheni knows! Swide down ze choot!"

In the corner was a hole in the floor and a sign reading: Choot to ze Sekrit Eskape Tunnelz (Gurlz Only!).
The girls look at each other then went down the shoot one-by-one, yelling as they went.

They landed in a tunnel with plastic walls and a low ceiling.

"Follow the heorine!" cried Nez-chama as she crawled down the tunnel.

"But Ei-chan is the.. owwie! That hurt Zen-tan!"

After a few more rounds of "I'm the heroine!" they followed down the tunnel, their leashes dragging behind them. At the right at the first intersection, they too a right turn and found themselves in a room with a large sign.

"Da sss... lifs here. Dat's bad eben for Mick-kun," complained Cheni.

"Swime!" shouted Sidhe-chan.

Chibi-Eterna looked at the girl. "Fufufufu.. Sidhe-chan is cwazy again!"

Sidhe-chan shook her head and pointed across the room. "No, swime!"

The girls screamed as they saw a towering wall of slime bearing down on them. They turned around and crawled back down the tunnel as fast as their knees could take them.

 

[Mick]

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[Vexarian]

Meanwhile in the Batca-... Living Room, an epic duel was taking place, a duel of awesome.

They stared, eyes locking, one showed a fierce determination, and undominable desire to win.

The other seemed a bit stupidly happy.

Back and forth, both refusing to back down, both refusing to lose.

"...I won't wose today..." Chibi-Vex said as he narrowed his eyes, this was a truely worthy opponent.

A few moments passed, his eyes tried to close only for him to snap them back open, he pointed accusingly, "You hear me! I won't!" He said, the double-U sound being slurred slightly due to childhood.

"Yai! Help! Help! He-mmf!" The tiny overcompetitive child heard from a familiar voice. He stood up and glared at his opponent for a last moment.

"We'll finish this another day!" He shouted before turning and running off, while the Kirby Doll just sat there... MENACINGLY!

A quick run later, Chibi-Vex stood glaring at Mick, who glared back. The drama flared up unnecessarily around the two, as Vex narrowed his eyes. He looked slightly down to see Chibi-'Lidea laying on the ground behind Mick, her long braid was in Mick's hand, presumably pulling her forward. Her big golden eyes seemed ready to burst into tears.

Vex growled and pointed his hand out towards Mick, "Give her back, you meanie!"

"No! They mine! They all mine!" Mick said in return as he tugged on Chibi-'Lidea's hair, making her squeak and seemed to get that much closer to tears. "They need someone to protect them!"

"'Lidea-Chan is mine! It's my job to protect her!" Vex said, the drama flaring up around him once more. Elidea's tears cleared for a moment as she appeared to Chibi-Swoon.

 

[sidhereelmotion]

Da Ebil Dungeon of Mick-kun!, Cute Kitty Daycare, City Outskirts, TFFA City, Another time, Another day. NB EXP: 7

In the time since the girls had been recaptured, Da Ebil Dungeon had been transformed. Gone were shrines to each girl. Each picture had been stored away safely. Gone also were chairs. Instead, the girls were tied to an altar (made from a stolen cushion cube). Toilet paper streamers were draped all around, and some fresh-picked daisies were on the altar. Hawk-chama was even there to officiate as an evil minister. It had become Da Ebil Chapel of Mick-kun!

"Ufufufufu! What a beautiful day for a wedding," Dark-Zeni-chan gloated. "And once I give you over in the cewemony to Mick-kun, the only heroine left in the story ish me!"

"Dark-Zeni-chan ish marrying Mick-kun too," pointed out Nez-chama between giggles.

"I am?"

Dark-Zeni-chan looked down at herself. Sure enough, she was wearing a wedding dress and tied to the altar like all of the other girls.

Dark-Zeni-chan shook her tiny fist and shouted, "Curshes! Mick-kun tricked me!"

The Evil Minister began, "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam."

Zen-tan chimed in, "We're too young to get married, aren't we?"

Hawk-chama pulled back the cowl on his Evil Minister robes and said, "If youw owd enough to ask, youw owd enough to get mawwied."

Despite several objections, Hawk-chama continued,"And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah and evah.. So tweasuwe youw wove.. Have you the gwoom?

The door opened, and Mick entered, wearing a dress shirt, a pair of shorts, and a cape. "I'm the gwoom! I gots ta teach Vex a lesson later, but I'm here!"

Mick-kun could see them. His brides. The girls he would protect forever. There would be more, but there in front of him were his very first wives. He ran down the aisle to meet them. And he tripped.

Mick-kun tumbled to the ground and stayed there, clutching his leg. He looked at his hand and cried, "I see bwoooooood!"

There was a snapping noise, and suddenly Sidhe-chan was running to her brother.

Mick-kun choked back his tears and said, "Sidhe-chan... I'm bweeeding."

"Don't worry, Mick-kun. We'll go to the nurse."

Sidhe-chan scooped up Mick-kun and ran out the door.

"What just happened?" asked Eterna-chan.

Incarna replied, "I see noshing. I know noshing."

Nez sighed. "Now what?"

"You can stiww mawwy me," Hawk-chama suggested.

The girls all yelled, "NO!"

Dark-Zeni-chan advanced on Cheni-chan, closer and closer. As they were almost nose to nose, Dark-Zeni-chan said, "Ufufufu... Tag! Cheni-chan ish it!"

Girls in wedding dresses scattered to the far corners of the nursery.

Cheni-chan squeaked and then ran after them. "Cheni-chan is gonna gechoo!"

A short time later, she ran past Sidhe-chan and a bandaged Mick-kun, both asleep on the couch.

 

[zerohour]

Zero sighed. Of all the hands fate could deal, he just HAD to get this one. Sure, everyone else was a chibi, but Zero was still regular Zero, and apparently, their acting caretaker.

"Thewo! Thewo!"

"What?"

"We're dun wif Da Ebil Chapel. Can yoo cwean it up? We're tiyahd."

"..."

"Pwease???"

"Fine... I just hope it's not as messy as the spaceship..."

"WAH!!!!!!!" The house was filled with the sound of crying"We wan a schnack too. Candy."

"You guys already had candy."

"Candy!"

"No. Eat some cereal or fruit!"

"CANDY!"

"NO!"

"CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!" The yells for candy filled the house, and it seemed every chibi deciding to join in on the annoying chant.

"ALRIGHT!!! I'LL GIVE YOU THE GOD DAMN CANDY!!!" Zeo roared. For a second, there was silence, before he heard the ominous sound of sniffles.

"Aw crap..."

"WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The house was filled with the sound of crying children, and Zero grabbed his head in frustration.

"Why me God? Why is it always me?!"

The only answer he got was more crying.

 

[JiigarGhen]

As Zero was moaning to himself, a rip in reality appeared in the air, accompanied by full orchesta playing ominous music and a choir chanting slowly in Latin. As the smoke finally cleared, it revealed...a two foot tall being in black robes?

I BEWIEVE I CAN ANSHER DAT, THEWO-KUN.

"What the? Janus? Where did you come from?"

WHERE DOESH IT LOOK LIKE, DUMMY? ANYWAYSH, THE REASHON IT'SH ALWAYSH YOU ISH BECAUSHE GOD THINKSH YOU'RE FUNNY.

"So...that's the reason for all this? I'm a divine joke?

YEP! replied Janus happily. NOW WHERE'SH MORRIGAN-CHAN? SHE SHAID SHE WANTED TO PLAY DOCTORSH.

Janus skipped away with a bubbly air, leaving Zero to wallow in his misery.

 

[Xaosite]

NB EXP: 4.5

"I'm tewwing you, it wasn't me! Couwdn't be!" Chibi-David cried out, engaging in full out cute mode.

"Hmm. Twicky. Vewwy twicky! But can you beat this!?!" Chibi-Xaosite yelled dramatically, turning to gesture towards a Chibi-Tohno, Chibi-Mihoshi, and a Chibi-Soifon. Chibi-Tohno and Chibi-Mihoshi were both gazing imploringly at Chibi-David, eyes teary and bottom lips quivering. Chibi-Soifon, however, was scowling as fearsomely as she could. Unfortunately for her, she just looked absolutely adorable doing it.

"Hey! Stop saying fings wike dat, you jewk!" Chibi-Soifon yelled, smacking Chibi-Xaosite, who had actually been narrating that last bit out loud.

Still, David found himself facing off against two forces of cuteness, and was losing ground fast. "But, but, I couldn't have taken dem! If I had, den how couwd I have been pwaying dis boawd game wif you?"

Chibi-Xaosite, who had taken cover from Chibi-Soifon, popped up from his hiding place behind a beanbag chair. "Was he pwaying da boawd game?"

"Uhh, of couwse! See!" Reaching over, Chibi-David quickly reached over to grab the dice and roll them. In his haste, however, he knocked the pieces over and ruined the setup.

Chibi-Tohno and Chibi-Mihoshi shook their heads, going, "Aww. Wooks wike da game is ovew." Chibi-Soifon, who had been losing badly, looked more relieved than anything.

"Weww, since dat's ovew, why don't we wook fow somefing ewse to pway wif?" She suggested, quickly running to the toy box before anyone else could suggest a new game.

"Wait! I know! I found dis eawliew, when it feww fwom a taww shewf aftew I twipped again!" Chibi-Mihoshi said, running back to her pile of toys and pulling out a large box.

"So? What is it?" Chibi-David asked.

"Yeah! What does this say, Xaosite-sama?" Chibi-Tohno asked, pointing at the side where large red block letters read [Potential For Child Injury: Very Much].

Chibi-Xaosite, after a moments pause, gave a mischivious grin, and said, "That this is a vewy fun toy, and it's mine!"

 

[Kerrus]

It was a dark and stormy night, or so the saying goes. Lightning crashed in great pink arcs, and bunnies scurried as fast as they could to the forming epicenter of the...


Kerrus woke up with a bang, looked around, and came to a realization.

"I'wyve gown isayen," he remarked, then abruptly clamped his mouth shut. Taking a look around, he noticed that he was short. Very short. This, coupled with the utter mounds of bunnies led him to a further conclusion. "Wiff my sthintackth arl thcrewed up.... nissent no dweam."

Chibi-Kerrus lifted one of the rabbits and held it up to his face.

"Which one of yous was wesponsible foe 'dis? eh?" he asked. The rabbit said nothing, its nose wiggling cutely. "Fwine, if it wan't yous, den mayhap it was you!"

This continued, chibi-Kerrus sorting through rabbits. To the point where he ran out of rabbits.

"Huh, mwight as well make the bwest of it, eh?" he remarked, then headed out into the hall. Or rather, the suddenly big open room. There were other short people, chibis of all shapes and sizes.

Well, actually being chibis they were only really of one shape and size. Some of them Kerrus recognized, some he didn't.

His tummy rumbled.

"Iwm hungary," he said, then turned. Beside him lay a jar. If Kerrus had to guess, it was a cookie jar, though what it was doing there was beyond him. He hefted it, pulled off the top, and reached in. His chubby little fingers met with swift resistance in the form of a double chocolate chunk cookie.

"Ayum, ayum," he said, pulling it out.

"Iwt were yous!" shouted a somewhat familiar voice. Kerrus turned, cookie jar forgotten. There, finger outstretched stood a chibi that was very familiar.

Chibi Xaosite glared at Chibi Kerrus.

"Ywou stole de kookies!" he said, trying to growl. Being a chibi, it came out as a sort of cute sneer. If sneers were cute.

"Iay? Des was hewer wen I cames in," Kerrus answered. His eyes, however, were on the pack of chibis behind Xaosite. Their eyes gleamed, and Kerrus was quite sure they were all rabit.

"De cookies... give dem to us," one said. "The kookies, de were owers, an ywou took 'em."

Kerrus started to edge away.

"Bwut I foun em here, onhest!" Kerrus said.

"Weealy?" said one. "Iwt wooks wike ywo took 'em, bwut... iffin ywou dian't..."

The others looked at Kerrus.

"Well...." Kerrus drawled, temporizing. "Iwy dwid see one 'o yous ower here wit de jar."

"Awn who would dwat bwe?" Chibi Xaosite asked, poking chibi Kerrus's chest.

"Uwuh... him?" Kerrus said, suddenly. The chibi he pointed to being Locke, who had just come through the door. He was promtly dogpiled by eight hundred pounds of chibis suffering from a sever case of cookie-envy.

Kerrus took a bite out of his cookie, then squirreled it away for later.

 

[Mick]

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