FFS Soyokaze 1:30 PM Ship Time, deck 12, Corridor C-40, approaching Flight Deck
Kerrus was not having a good day. First the Yaoi Closet, then slamming through a brick wall, then zombie dogs, then his phaser died, and now he was being chased by a pair of intelligent weasels who were convinced he was an intruder. Nevermind the fact that they ignored his obvious rank and attacked him with some sort of biomagic wind blades. The fact of the matter was that Kerrus was running out of young, red shirted ensigns to throw their way. It was inconceivable, but there it was.
"Computer, where are we?" he asked his mangled amalgamation of a tricorder and a combadge (and now his dead phaser). Lightning flickered over it as it processed.
"Corridor C-40, Junction Eight, Deck Twelve. Approaching Hangar.... Warning, incomi-" the device cut off as Kerrus was buried under the sudden weight of a human he hadn't ever seen before. The man didn't look like any of the crew, though given the curses coming out of his mouth, he'd fit right in.
The man rubbed his head, and then looked over, where Kerrus was twitching on the ground.
"What the hell?" he yelled, causing Kerrus to wince.
"Not so loud, gimme a sec to recover," Kerrus answered.
"You're human.... You're fucking human, what the hell?" Sousuke said, in a vague state of disbelief.
"Damn right I'm human, what did you expect, a four tailed kitsu-" Kerrus cut off as said four tailed Kitsune bolted after them followed by an Eterna-chan who smelled vaguely of pizza. "Why do I open my mouth?"
Sousuke, however, was chuckling at the irony. Kerrus glared at him, then stood imperiously.
"I am Commodore Kerrus Magrus of the Ramshackle Fleet, representing the TFFA in all her glory. Now...." and thus Kerrus trailed off as he assessed the newcomer. "You arrived by ship did you? Take me there!"
"Uh, I really don't think you should-"
"What I should and shouldn't do is none of your concer-wuh uhs thur uh wruubut un muh fahce?" Kerrus having changed strides mid sentence as a rabbit flew out the open hatch and attached itself to his face. Carefully acting, he steadied himself then pulled the rabbit free. "Ah, good, one of the rabbit rabbits."
"Rabbit rabbit?" Sousuke remarked dryly.
"Rabbit Rabbit. As opposed to Rabid Rabbits," Kerrus said, then turned and glanced at Sousuke. Though I see you've had a run in with them. In any case, let us be off to see this ship of yours."
"it's not.... exactly a ship," Sousuke said, trying to stall the obviously insane alien who looked human.
Kerrus fixed Sousuke with a steely gaze.
"It /can/ at least make warp four, yes?" he enunciated slowly.
"What's a worp?" Sousuke asked. Kerrus however was banging his head against a bulkhead.
"Of course not. Very well, let's head to command where you can introduce yourself to the rest of the crew. Computer?" Kerrus said.
"There is a functional turbolift at junction four. Second left on the right," the amalgamation answered. Kerrus nodded and strode off. Moments later he returned, grabbed the half starved and now unconscious newcomer and dragged him towards the turbolift.
Kerrus was not having a good day. First the Yaoi Closet, then slamming through a brick wall, then zombie dogs, then his phaser died, and now he was being chased by a pair of intelligent weasels who were convinced he was an intruder. Nevermind the fact that they ignored his obvious rank and attacked him with some sort of biomagic wind blades. The fact of the matter was that Kerrus was running out of young, red shirted ensigns to throw their way. It was inconceivable, but there it was.
"Computer, where are we?" he asked his mangled amalgamation of a tricorder and a combadge (and now his dead phaser). Lightning flickered over it as it processed.
"Corridor C-40, Junction Eight, Deck Twelve. Approaching Hangar.... Warning, incomi-" the device cut off as Kerrus was buried under the sudden weight of a human he hadn't ever seen before. The man didn't look like any of the crew, though given the curses coming out of his mouth, he'd fit right in.
The man rubbed his head, and then looked over, where Kerrus was twitching on the ground.
"What the hell?" he yelled, causing Kerrus to wince.
"Not so loud, gimme a sec to recover," Kerrus answered.
"You're human.... You're fucking human, what the hell?" Sousuke said, in a vague state of disbelief.
"Damn right I'm human, what did you expect, a four tailed kitsu-" Kerrus cut off as said four tailed Kitsune bolted after them followed by an Eterna-chan who smelled vaguely of pizza. "Why do I open my mouth?"
Sousuke, however, was chuckling at the irony. Kerrus glared at him, then stood imperiously.
"I am Commodore Kerrus Magrus of the Ramshackle Fleet, representing the TFFA in all her glory. Now...." and thus Kerrus trailed off as he assessed the newcomer. "You arrived by ship did you? Take me there!"
"Uh, I really don't think you should-"
"What I should and shouldn't do is none of your concer-wuh uhs thur uh wruubut un muh fahce?" Kerrus having changed strides mid sentence as a rabbit flew out the open hatch and attached itself to his face. Carefully acting, he steadied himself then pulled the rabbit free. "Ah, good, one of the rabbit rabbits."
"Rabbit rabbit?" Sousuke remarked dryly.
"Rabbit Rabbit. As opposed to Rabid Rabbits," Kerrus said, then turned and glanced at Sousuke. Though I see you've had a run in with them. In any case, let us be off to see this ship of yours."
"it's not.... exactly a ship," Sousuke said, trying to stall the obviously insane alien who looked human.
Kerrus fixed Sousuke with a steely gaze.
"It /can/ at least make warp four, yes?" he enunciated slowly.
"What's a worp?" Sousuke asked. Kerrus however was banging his head against a bulkhead.
"Of course not. Very well, let's head to command where you can introduce yourself to the rest of the crew. Computer?" Kerrus said.
"There is a functional turbolift at junction four. Second left on the right," the amalgamation answered. Kerrus nodded and strode off. Moments later he returned, grabbed the half starved and now unconscious newcomer and dragged him towards the turbolift.