The Anti-Naruto-Yaoi Challenge

[Mr. Mysterious]

The challenge is simple, and based on one I posted in another fandom a while back.

Take the basic concept for a Naruto yaoi story (or just a yaoi story in general), and twist it around until it doesn't involve Naruto getting with a guy. This would likely just result in a lot of crackfics, but it could have some serious stories... I can't really think of any at the moment, but I'm sure it could.

For example (the challenge isn't to write the examples, but if someone wants to... I won't complain ), I saw a summary where Naruto and Sasuke are forced into raising kittens as a mission. Three people are mentioned in the summary: Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke. The type was listed as romance, and the title involved Uzumaki vs. Uchiha. You figure out where that was probably leading... I don't know if it was or not (and I don't want to find out, to be honest with you), but I'm betting it was on the yaoi train.

Now, my twisted version of that idea?

Naruto and Sasuke are forced into raising kittens as a mission. The loser has to declare that the other is a better caretaker and sensei than they are, in public and in front of as many people as possible. Of course Sasuke agrees, because of his pride.

Cue Naruto teaching a cat the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, the Rasengan, and stuffing it full of ramen as he torturùerr, trains it to be a stamina freak like him. When they get back together to test their kittens, Sasuke's cat ends up running in sheer terror from the Uzumaki Super Kitten! :rofl:

Another yaoi fic concept. Sasuke gets turned into a cat, and Naruto happens to stumble on that cat and adopts it. Then Sasuke (we need a vomit or gagging emoticon, seriously) falls in :wub: with Naruto, because Naruto is hiding how he truly is.

My twisted version (and almost identical to the example I gave in the other fandom)?

Naruto gets turned into a cat, Sasuke adopts him, then we get to watch Naruto grow more and more irritated with Sasuke's Emo-broody tendencies as he practices them in front of a mirror, proving that he is actually trying to be cool!

Something like:

Sasuke shook his head. "Neko Supremoùö he still hadnÆt figured out why his fangirls laughed so hard at the name... it was a good name, ôùonly you understand me. You'll always love me, right?"

The small cat stared back blankly, all the while Naruto was thinking, Yeah, right. Just wait'll you wake up tomorrow... kidnap me off the street, then keep me here torturing me with that I'm-so-cool-and-Emo-wannabe crap, will you?! Raising his claws, he glanced at them for a moment. I'm finding a way to get hair removal cream into your hairgel, Teme!

The Uchiha frowned slightly when the cat stared up at him mournfully. Sasuke was sure the cat could understand him, and sympathized with his lot in life. Naruto was just bemoaning his lack of opposable thumbs and ramen.

So that's it... any takers?

Note: Any ideas posted here, unless otherwise noted, are considered a challenge to anyone who would like to give it a try. As I always say... the more the merrier.

 

[Jakkun]

Some other yaoi shitfests involve high school, bands, fairy tale settings, and completely illogical engagements (two males). There are most likely more, but those are just some I can remember from summary browsing, before I started limiting the story size with the filter.

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

Actually I have one for engagements as well, based off from when I discussed HP slash fics with a friend of mine, which could easily be twisted to fit this as well.

Yaoi concept:
Sasuke must be engaged and somehow ends up engaged to Naruto of all people, who wasn't gay until Sasuke showed him the light. <_<

Twisted concept:
Sasuke is going to be betrothed to one of the girls in Konoha, but all of them disgust him for various reason. So he cooks up a plot with Naruto to claim they were in love, in return he'll give Naruto something (money, tons of ramen, all the Uchiha jutsu... whatever).

He agrees on the grounds that no one finds out, but the fangirls are annoyed and spread the 'truth' about them. When Naruto tries to get Sasuke to admit it was just to get out of being betrothed, he refuses... this worked out better than he'd planned.

Strange things start happening, though. All the women in Konoha start focusing on Naruto, trying to prove to him that he's straight (whether because they like him, or they want Sasuke's 'infatuation' to be broken). Suddenly Naruto is in a very enviable position, and Jiraiya spends all his time following Naruto around. :snigger:

Sasuke, on the other hand, is being hit on by every gay guy in Konoha. Suddenly he wants Naruto to admit it was just a ruse, but now Naruto has no reason to want to do that. So Sasuke has to avoid his amorous admirers, while Naruto is getting pulled into alleyways, closets, bushes, forests, and anywhere else mildly secluded for some 'convincing.'

:evil:

These ideas can be so much fun. Seriously. :rofl:

 

[Antimatter]

the last one wins my approval, thats awesome.

 

[drakensis]

Indeed. That's nifty:


Naruto directed his usual grin at Sasuke, who suddenly understood just how annoying his usual smirk must be for everyone around him. "You made your bed, teme," Naruto told him. "Now you have to lie in it."

"That's not the problem!" Sasuke whispered, looking around nervously. "The problem is all the men who want to lie in it with me!"

"What was it you said?" Naruto asked, "When I asked you to give this up and admit the truth?"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched as the taunts he'd used to keep Naruto from bailing on the plan came back to haunt him. "...I hate you!"

Naruto sniggered and then batted his eyes. "But Sasuke-kuuuun..." he whined in an all too accurate imitation of Sakura.

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

That's just priceless. :rofl:

Sasuke's first line in that is reason alone to write this story.

 

[lethum]

Or to spin the whole yaoi cliche in another direction, take the High School-reincarnation thing and mix it with Tenho Tenge.

 

[EagleCeres]

no need to put a spin on it

"What was it you said?" Naruto asked, "When I asked you to give this up and admit the truth?"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched as the taunts he'd used to keep Naruto from bailing on the plan came back to haunt him. "...I hate you!"

Naruto sniggered and then batted his eyes. "But Sasuke-kuuuun..." he whined in an all too accurate imitation of Sakura.

we need m04r of this, and prefferably in mass quantities on places like FFN :evil:

 

[kinoth]

Indeed. That's nifty:


Naruto directed his usual grin at Sasuke, who suddenly understood just how annoying his usual smirk must be for everyone around him. "You made your bed, teme," Naruto told him. "Now you have to lie in it."

"That's not the problem!" Sasuke whispered, looking around nervously. "The problem is all the men who want to lie in it with me!"

"What was it you said?" Naruto asked, "When I asked you to give this up and admit the truth?"

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched as the taunts he'd used to keep Naruto from bailing on the plan came back to haunt him. "...I hate you!"

Naruto sniggered and then batted his eyes. "But Sasuke-kuuuun..." he whined in an all too accurate imitation of Sakura.

Naruto turned and almost skipped away from the reddening Uchicha scion. Almost as soon as he had turned the corner, the presence he had barely sensed appeared in front of him. While the sudden appearance didn't startle him, the person itself did.

"Kurenai-sensei!?"

The red-eyed jounin regarded the genin with a hard-edged gaze. "So it is true that you are engaged to Uchicha Sasuke."

The jinchuuriki suppressed a smirk- he had dealt with this scenario enough in the past two days that he knew what would happen next. "Well, I guess..." he murmured, dropping his eyes and scrubbing at his hair. "I mean, Sasuke had never really treated me nice before, and then all of a sudden he tells me he wants to be bethrothed- I've never even had a girlfriend before, and I didn't know guys could get engaged, and he wants me to call him Sasuke-sama, then he made some comment about tops and bottoms that confused me..." he trailed off and looked up through his hair, hoping he pulled off the 'puppy-eyed' look correctly.

"Oh, you poor thing!" Kurenai cooed, immediately softening. She reached out and snagged Naruto and cradled him to her breast. "I can't believe that Uchicha boy!" The jounin held him out at arms' length and met his blue eyes steadily. "Uzumaki-san, I am not normally a demonstrative woman, but I cannot allow Sasuke to force you into a relationship before you have come to an understanding of your sexuality." She cupped his cheeks and pulled him in to a breathtaking kiss before grabbing his hand and dragging him down the street. "My apartment is nearby."

Naruto wasn't sure that one woman- even one as voluptuous as Team 8's instructor- could compare to the 'straightenting-out' that Anko and Hana had given him all day yesterday, but as he watched the swaying of her hips he was sure she'd make a persuasive case. Of course, if Kurenai wasn't enough, Jiraiya had told him that Sakura, Ino, and Hinata had almost finished persuading TenTen to assist in 'convincing' him that he and the teme weren't right for each other.

During his musings, the genjutsu mistress had guided them back to her apartment, and Naruto found himself shivering pleasantly as a gloriously nude Kurenai proceeded to unzip his orange pants with her teeth. Maybe the teme's crazy plan wasn't so bad after all he thought, right before a pair of full red lips knocked all thought from his mind.

 

[SmacksKiller]

Oh god, that was a really hot scene! Can you imagine the Emo-nin reactions to seeing all those beautifull women throwing themselves at Naruto and just ignoring him :lol: :lol:

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

Nice! Very nice! :wub:

Naruto/All Hot Women Everywhere ftw!

 

[Jakkun]

I did have the idea before of the guys pretending to be gay to get the girls. It could involve some of the girls pretending to be guys, and the guys know and go along with it. Maybe some comment like "So, when do you plan on dropping the henge?" You get three guesses as to who said that to who, and the first two don't count.

 

[Antimatter]

Oh god, that was a really hot scene! Can you imagine the Emo-nin reactions to seeing all those beautifull women throwing themselves at Naruto and just ignoring him :lol: :lol:

Cut yourself no Jitsu?

 

[MnemoD]

Naruto turned and almost skipped away from the reddening Uchicha scion. Almost as soon as he had turned the corner, the presence he had barely sensed appeared in front of him. While the sudden appearance didn't startle him, the person itself did.

"Kurenai-sensei!?"

The red-eyed jounin regarded the genin with a hard-edged gaze. "So it is true that you are engaged to Uchicha Sasuke."

The jinchuuriki suppressed a smirk- he had dealt with this scenario enough in the past two days that he knew what would happen next. "Well, I guess..." he murmured, dropping his eyes and scrubbing at his hair. "I mean, Sasuke had never really treated me nice before, and then all of a sudden he tells me he wants to be bethrothed- I've never even had a girlfriend before, and I didn't know guys could get engaged, and he wants me to call him Sasuke-sama, then he made some comment about tops and bottoms that confused me..." he trailed off and looked up through his hair, hoping he pulled off the 'puppy-eyed' look correctly.

"Oh, you poor thing!" Kurenai cooed, immediately softening. She reached out and snagged Naruto and cradled him to her breast. "I can't believe that Uchicha boy!" The jounin held him out at arms' length and met his blue eyes steadily. "Uzumaki-san, I am not normally a demonstrative woman, but I cannot allow Sasuke to force you into a relationship before you have come to an understanding of your sexuality." She cupped his cheeks and pulled him in to a breathtaking kiss before grabbing his hand and dragging him down the street. "My apartment is nearby."

Naruto wasn't sure that one woman- even one as voluptuous as Team 8's instructor- could compare to the 'straightenting-out' that Anko and Hana had given him all day yesterday, but as he watched the swaying of her hips he was sure she'd make a persuasive case. Of course, if Kurenai wasn't enough, Jiraiya had told him that Sakura, Ino, and Hinata had almost finished persuading TenTen to assist in 'convincing' him that he and the teme weren't right for each other.

During his musings, the genjutsu mistress had guided them back to her apartment, and Naruto found himself shivering pleasantly as a gloriously nude Kurenai proceeded to unzip his orange pants with her teeth. Maybe the teme's crazy plan wasn't so bad after all he thought, right before a pair of full red lips knocked all thought from his mind.

THIS MUST BE DONE!

THOU SHALT DO-TH IT!

OR, I SHALL SMITE YOU THROUGH THE GODDESS OF SMUT!

DO IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

 

[Unknown-common-827]

Naruto turned and almost skipped away from the reddening Uchicha scion. Almost as soon as he had turned the corner, the presence he had barely sensed appeared in front of him. While the sudden appearance didn't startle him, the person itself did.

"Kurenai-sensei!?"

The red-eyed jounin regarded the genin with a hard-edged gaze. "So it is true that you are engaged to Uchicha Sasuke."

The jinchuuriki suppressed a smirk- he had dealt with this scenario enough in the past two days that he knew what would happen next. "Well, I guess..." he murmured, dropping his eyes and scrubbing at his hair. "I mean, Sasuke had never really treated me nice before, and then all of a sudden he tells me he wants to be bethrothed- I've never even had a girlfriend before, and I didn't know guys could get engaged, and he wants me to call him Sasuke-sama, then he made some comment about tops and bottoms that confused me..." he trailed off and looked up through his hair, hoping he pulled off the 'puppy-eyed' look correctly.

"Oh, you poor thing!" Kurenai cooed, immediately softening. She reached out and snagged Naruto and cradled him to her breast. "I can't believe that Uchicha boy!" The jounin held him out at arms' length and met his blue eyes steadily. "Uzumaki-san, I am not normally a demonstrative woman, but I cannot allow Sasuke to force you into a relationship before you have come to an understanding of your sexuality." She cupped his cheeks and pulled him in to a breathtaking kiss before grabbing his hand and dragging him down the street. "My apartment is nearby."

Naruto wasn't sure that one woman- even one as voluptuous as Team 8's instructor- could compare to the 'straightenting-out' that Anko and Hana had given him all day yesterday, but as he watched the swaying of her hips he was sure she'd make a persuasive case. Of course, if Kurenai wasn't enough, Jiraiya had told him that Sakura, Ino, and Hinata had almost finished persuading TenTen to assist in 'convincing' him that he and the teme weren't right for each other.

During his musings, the genjutsu mistress had guided them back to her apartment, and Naruto found himself shivering pleasantly as a gloriously nude Kurenai proceeded to unzip his orange pants with her teeth. Maybe the teme's crazy plan wasn't so bad after all he thought, right before a pair of full red lips knocked all thought from his mind.

Kinoth, you win the internet. Now on the bad side you have now been placed with writing the fic. You must accept this and give us teh hawt smut!

 

[kinoth]

Naruto turned and almost skipped away from the reddening Uchicha scion. Almost as soon as he had turned the corner, the presence he had barely sensed appeared in front of him. While the sudden appearance didn't startle him, the person itself did.

"Kurenai-sensei!?"

The red-eyed jounin regarded the genin with a hard-edged gaze. "So it is true that you are engaged to Uchicha Sasuke."

The jinchuuriki suppressed a smirk- he had dealt with this scenario enough in the past two days that he knew what would happen next. "Well, I guess..." he murmured, dropping his eyes and scrubbing at his hair. "I mean, Sasuke had never really treated me nice before, and then all of a sudden he tells me he wants to be bethrothed- I've never even had a girlfriend before, and I didn't know guys could get engaged, and he wants me to call him Sasuke-sama, then he made some comment about tops and bottoms that confused me..." he trailed off and looked up through his hair, hoping he pulled off the 'puppy-eyed' look correctly.

"Oh, you poor thing!" Kurenai cooed, immediately softening. She reached out and snagged Naruto and cradled him to her breast. "I can't believe that Uchicha boy!" The jounin held him out at arms' length and met his blue eyes steadily. "Uzumaki-san, I am not normally a demonstrative woman, but I cannot allow Sasuke to force you into a relationship before you have come to an understanding of your sexuality." She cupped his cheeks and pulled him in to a breathtaking kiss before grabbing his hand and dragging him down the street. "My apartment is nearby."

Naruto wasn't sure that one woman- even one as voluptuous as Team 8's instructor- could compare to the 'straightenting-out' that Anko and Hana had given him all day yesterday, but as he watched the swaying of her hips he was sure she'd make a persuasive case. Of course, if Kurenai wasn't enough, Jiraiya had told him that Sakura, Ino, and Hinata had almost finished persuading TenTen to assist in 'convincing' him that he and the teme weren't right for each other.?

During his musings, the genjutsu mistress had guided them back to her apartment, and Naruto found himself shivering pleasantly as a gloriously nude Kurenai proceeded to unzip his orange pants with her teeth. Maybe the teme's crazy plan wasn't so bad after all he thought, right before a pair of full red lips knocked all thought from his mind.

Kinoth, you win the internet. Now on the bad side you have now been placed with writing the fic. You must accept this and give us teh hawt smut!

Eh... now the problem lies in the fact that I've never read the manga or watched the anime (despite this and the Santa-Naruto drabble I did in the Lemon Forum), so I doubt I could pull off a full fic. I do have an idea about the Ino/Sakura/Hinata/Tenten scene, and I might type that up if it finishes fleshing out in my head, but I doubt I could sustain a chapter's worth of fic. Hell, look at how slow I put out the two stories I'm supposed to be writing!

 

[eaggae]

Hmmm this is rather interesting idea. I like twisting fics hehehe
lets make it a bit more interrseting and randomly pic one off of the Sasuke&Naruto Romance section of fanfiction.net


Someone pic a number between 1 and 663 hehehe

 

[lunaitc]

Hmmm this is rather interesting idea. I like twisting fics hehehe
lets make it a bit more interrseting and randomly pic one off of the Sasuke&Naruto Romance section of fanfiction.net


Someone pic a number between 1 and 663 hehehe

195

 

[eaggae]

Ok lets have a looky here

195. Could It Ever Be by NinjaoftheMoonlight reviews

[SasuNaru] Uzumaki Naruto is a student at Konoha High, with the strangest events about to happen to him. He was about to feel the force of eventually falling in love...with the schools popular Uchiha Sasuke! Side pairings also.
Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26944 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 7-22-06

huh, I'm kinda suprised on how many "Highschool" fics there are.... lets see what it's all about...

EEAAAAAAGHH MY EYES MY EYES Huf Huf ok, no more stupid mistakes like that. Note to self dont read stuff writen by self eclaimed teenyboppers.. Gah

Ok so we have a fic that hasa girly Nauto at a hiugh school and falling for Uchiha Asske. Soo to twist it up some we need several ingediants:
1)Location a school
2)a very straight Naruto
3)Some girls, Hinata, Ino and lets say.... Anko as a mentor/Boss
4)A warped Sasuke (All thanks to Mr. Mysterious)



A Twisted Fic (The Anti-Naruto-Yaoi Challenge)

Arame missed the good old days,when Sarutobi was Hokage. Life was resonably calm and quite. The Third was never realy demanding and the poeple who came to see him were polite.

"NO way in Hell Baa-chan! NO, Uh-Uh, not even remotly likely! I got out of that Hell Hole and I'm not going back!"

The poeple who came see him, other then the fox brat, where polite. Even Anko was polite to him and however rude the brat was at least wasnt very loud most of the time.

"You will go and you will do your duty! And so help me I hear one peep about you not doing your best you will be stuck with D class missions for the next YEAR!"

One of the nicest things though was the danger of High Volocity Gifts as ANBU called them. Normaly you only had to worry about the ocasional teacup flying around and only when the fox brat was around. Now you had to worry about all sorts of theings from paperweights to the ocasional Chunnin messager sent in to wake the Fifth Hokage up.

"A year of crappy D class would be BETTER then this shit!"

Amane glanced at the rest of the group waiting on the discusion inside to be finished. Anko was easily identifed from the way she dressed. With that extra wide belt instead of a skirt and of cores the fishent shirt with the open jecket on top. The Yamanaka girl sitting next to her. The number of blonds in the village was rather low and toss in the blue eyes and the nubers drop to just the Yamanaka family and the fox brat. there was an Ominous pause in the conversation in the office beore a soul rrenching scream tore out of the office and sent shivers up her spine.

"You win Hokage-sama, you win."

The opening office door finaly caught the attention of the third person waiting. Uchiha Sasuke glanced up from the potted plant he had been glarring at while picking at the wrist brace he was wareing. A dark look crossed his face when Tsudnade-sama opened the office door.

"The rest of you get in here. I've already wasted enough time one this mess."

A quick glance showed the fox brat slumped on the floor with such a look of horror and misery that even she felt a twinge of pity, before a final though wiped it away.

'better him then me.'

******************

Well theres a quick little snipet. I'll post the rest when I get home in a couple hours.

 

[DhampyrX2]

A bit off topic maybe, but here's a way to correct most of those crappy yaoi highschool fics: put CANON SHINOBI NARUTO in the damn things. He sees the wussy freaks that pass off as the people in his real life, and goes 4-tail Kyuubi on all of them thinking he's stuck in the Tsukiyomi. Problem solved. Bonus points if he brinks any spare Ankos or Kurenais back with him as his love slaves/ramen wenches.

Now how's that for crack?

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

A bit off topic maybe, but here's a way to correct most of those crappy yaoi highschool fics: put CANON SHINOBI NARUTO in the damn things. He sees the wussy freaks that pass off as the people in his real life, and goes 4-tail Kyuubi on all of them thinking he's stuck in the Tsukiyomi. Problem solved. Bonus points if he brinks any spare Ankos or Kurenais back with him as his love slaves/ramen wenches.

Now how's that for crack?

:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

That is all.

 

[SmacksKiller]

:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

We need more Ramen Wenches

 

[migele]

This sounds like a challange I will take up.

I even got a rough plotline in mind already.

once I got the description ready I'll post that.

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

Cool, got a rough estimate on when we'll see at least the description?

 

[Mr. Mysterious]

Just saw another one to add to the list of possible ideas.

Yaoi idea:
Naruto and Sasuke swap bodies, have to deal with each other, and find that they fall madly in love with each other (again I say we need a vomit icon, but in this case it needs to be rolling its eyes at the same damn time).

Twisted idea:
Naruto and Sasuke swap bodies through some jutsu mishap or whatever, and while they have to deal with each other they become better friends. They don't freak out looking for a cure, though... because they decide they like the change. In fact, so does everyone else.

Naruto gets acknowledgedment, attention, and probably Sakura and the fangirls... because their crush just turned into a nice guy that acknowledges them back, so they can actually get to know him. Sasuke gets left alone to train for all the power he can get, so that he can kill his brother and be Emoducky. And so they just fall into their roles as Uzumaki Sasuke, the demon container, and Uchiha Naruto, the nice guy prodigy of Konoha.

Only problem is, Sasuke does kinda get annoyed when Naruto proves he's able to better push Sasuke's body to its limits than Sasuke could, by turning it into a stamina monster like his old body. :snigger: But Sasuke has Kyuubi chakra to rely on, so he's not that annoyed.