The Anti-Naruto-Yaoi Challenge
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Fair trade. He gets massive power with which to kill his brother, Naruto gets the Sharingan. Plus he can just piss on his brother's demand to not come before him until he has the same eyes, this way.
So, nah, he doesn't care. Plus he figures he achieves two goals at the same time. Naruto will ensure that his clan is revived using his body, and he gets the opportunity to kill his brother.
If Orochimaru killing Itachi using his body works, then so does this!
So, nah, he doesn't care. Plus he figures he achieves two goals at the same time. Naruto will ensure that his clan is revived using his body, and he gets the opportunity to kill his brother.
If Orochimaru killing Itachi using his body works, then so does this!
:flameon: BURN IT ALL! :flameon:
Yaoi Concept:
Youko Kurama (YYH) somehow ends up in Konoha, where he feels the Kyuubi and it leads him to Naruto... so of course they jump into bed or whatever the hell yaoi fangirls like.
Twisted Concept 1:
Youko Kurama's hot silver-kitsune sister somehow ends up in Konoha, where she feels the Kyuubi and it leads her to Naruto... so of course they jump into bed, because hot kitsune's/kitsune container's making like rabbits is greatness. :yay:
Twisted Concept 2:
Koto, Juri, and Luka/Ruka (the announcer, referee, and barrier maker in the Dark Tournament) get hit by a massive attack that warps them into Naruto's universe. They feel the Kyuubi and are drawn to it. Hot pink-haired nurse, hot fox girl, and hot dragon girl pwns you... period. :yay:
Twisted Concept 3:
Take concept one and two, throw into a blender, and turn onto 'blenderize' for a heaping dose greatness pwnage wrapped in pure win. :yay:
Yaoi Concept:
Youko Kurama (YYH) somehow ends up in Konoha, where he feels the Kyuubi and it leads him to Naruto... so of course they jump into bed or whatever the hell yaoi fangirls like.
Twisted Concept 1:
Youko Kurama's hot silver-kitsune sister somehow ends up in Konoha, where she feels the Kyuubi and it leads her to Naruto... so of course they jump into bed, because hot kitsune's/kitsune container's making like rabbits is greatness. :yay:
Twisted Concept 2:
Koto, Juri, and Luka/Ruka (the announcer, referee, and barrier maker in the Dark Tournament) get hit by a massive attack that warps them into Naruto's universe. They feel the Kyuubi and are drawn to it. Hot pink-haired nurse, hot fox girl, and hot dragon girl pwns you... period. :yay:
Twisted Concept 3:
Take concept one and two, throw into a blender, and turn onto 'blenderize' for a heaping dose greatness pwnage wrapped in pure win. :yay:
[Shameless self promotion] I've started an attempt to answer this challenge, so if ya'll care to mosey on over here, I'd be really, really happy.
The idea used was this one:
And I suppose now that I've re-read the challenge I'll have to change a few things... which I think'll be funnier anyway, but still. I'm begging for ideas here, since it only took me so far.[/Shameless self promotion]
The idea used was this one:
And I suppose now that I've re-read the challenge I'll have to change a few things... which I think'll be funnier anyway, but still. I'm begging for ideas here, since it only took me so far.[/Shameless self promotion]
Time for another one, to vent my frustration...
Yaoi concept:
Sasuke gets hurt on a mission, and for some unknown to all reason Naruto has to be the one to take care of them. That of course leads to Naruto realizing he likes to see hospital gown ass, and Sasuke realizing he likes to show off hospital gown ass. So they do unsanitary things to a hospital bed. :no:
Twisted concept:
Sasuke gets hurt on a mission. Because Kakashi is of the opinion that it was Naruto's fault, for trying to prove how great he was, Naruto is forced into taking care of his downed teammate.
This of course leads to Naruto unintentionally doing more harm than good (bring on the pain!), resulting in Sasuke becoming a paranoid lunatic who begins to twitch at the sight of orange, convulse at the phrase 'dattebayo,' and cries at the sign of ramen. :rofl:
Or something similar.
Yaoi concept:
Sasuke gets hurt on a mission, and for some unknown to all reason Naruto has to be the one to take care of them. That of course leads to Naruto realizing he likes to see hospital gown ass, and Sasuke realizing he likes to show off hospital gown ass. So they do unsanitary things to a hospital bed. :no:
Twisted concept:
Sasuke gets hurt on a mission. Because Kakashi is of the opinion that it was Naruto's fault, for trying to prove how great he was, Naruto is forced into taking care of his downed teammate.
This of course leads to Naruto unintentionally doing more harm than good (bring on the pain!), resulting in Sasuke becoming a paranoid lunatic who begins to twitch at the sight of orange, convulse at the phrase 'dattebayo,' and cries at the sign of ramen. :rofl:
Or something similar.
Yaoi Concept
Naruto, for whatever reason, get's turned into a girl/stuck(sealed) in sexy no jutsu. Male gennins fall in love with 'her' and at the end of the story they know 'she' was a guy/'she' get's unsealed and even if they're both stright males, decide that they have 'true love'and stay an item.
Twisted Concept
Naruto, for whatever reason, get's turned into a girl/stuck(sealed) in sexy no jutsu. The problem is that the brain in the body Naruto is at is destroyed is wired very unlike his, leaving him('her'?) as a sadist genius ("I can build a shi capable of intergalactic travel from a lemon drop and a senbon" type of genius) who get's his('her'?) jollies from killing, torturing, deceiving and playing with (as in inserting estimuli and driving them to insanity or the mould of a stereotype she finds amusing) The sstory ends with Naruto taking over the world as the Leader of the Universal Unification Empire
Naruto, for whatever reason, get's turned into a girl/stuck(sealed) in sexy no jutsu. Male gennins fall in love with 'her' and at the end of the story they know 'she' was a guy/'she' get's unsealed and even if they're both stright males, decide that they have 'true love'and stay an item.
Twisted Concept
Naruto, for whatever reason, get's turned into a girl/stuck(sealed) in sexy no jutsu. The problem is that the brain in the body Naruto is at is destroyed is wired very unlike his, leaving him('her'?) as a sadist genius ("I can build a shi capable of intergalactic travel from a lemon drop and a senbon" type of genius) who get's his('her'?) jollies from killing, torturing, deceiving and playing with (as in inserting estimuli and driving them to insanity or the mould of a stereotype she finds amusing) The sstory ends with Naruto taking over the world as the Leader of the Universal Unification Empire
Yaoi Concept
Sasuke gets changed into a small and harmless animal and naruto takes him as a pet.
Twisted concept
Naruto has no clue how to raise a pet and get help after nearly killing Sasuke several times via incompetance at the task. Eventually he ends up doing a reasonable job of it and gets Hana as a girlfrind.
Story ends with Hana suggesting that Naruto's pet needs to be neutered...
Sasuke gets changed into a small and harmless animal and naruto takes him as a pet.
Twisted concept
Naruto has no clue how to raise a pet and get help after nearly killing Sasuke several times via incompetance at the task. Eventually he ends up doing a reasonable job of it and gets Hana as a girlfrind.
Story ends with Hana suggesting that Naruto's pet needs to be neutered...
Mr. Mysterious said:
Just saw another one to add to the list of possible ideas.
Yaoi idea:
Naruto and Sasuke swap bodies, have to deal with each other, and find that they fall madly in love with each other (again I say we need a vomit icon, but in this case it needs to be rolling its eyes at the same damn time).
Twisted idea:
Naruto and Sasuke swap bodies through some jutsu mishap or whatever, and while they have to deal with each other they become better friends. They don't freak out looking for a cure, though... because they decide they like the change. In fact, so does everyone else.
Naruto gets acknowledgedment, attention, and probably Sakura and the fangirls... because their crush just turned into a nice guy that acknowledges them back, so they can actually get to know him. Sasuke gets left alone to train for all the power he can get, so that he can kill his brother and be Emoducky. And so they just fall into their roles as Uzumaki Sasuke, the demon container, and Uchiha Naruto, the nice guy prodigy of Konoha.
Only problem is, Sasuke does kinda get annoyed when Naruto proves he's able to better push Sasuke's body to its limits than Sasuke could, by turning it into a stamina monster like his old body. :snigger: But Sasuke has Kyuubi chakra to rely on, so he's not that annoyed.
Yaoi idea:
Naruto and Sasuke swap bodies, have to deal with each other, and find that they fall madly in love with each other (again I say we need a vomit icon, but in this case it needs to be rolling its eyes at the same damn time).
Twisted idea:
Naruto and Sasuke swap bodies through some jutsu mishap or whatever, and while they have to deal with each other they become better friends. They don't freak out looking for a cure, though... because they decide they like the change. In fact, so does everyone else.
Naruto gets acknowledgedment, attention, and probably Sakura and the fangirls... because their crush just turned into a nice guy that acknowledges them back, so they can actually get to know him. Sasuke gets left alone to train for all the power he can get, so that he can kill his brother and be Emoducky. And so they just fall into their roles as Uzumaki Sasuke, the demon container, and Uchiha Naruto, the nice guy prodigy of Konoha.
Only problem is, Sasuke does kinda get annoyed when Naruto proves he's able to better push Sasuke's body to its limits than Sasuke could, by turning it into a stamina monster like his old body. :snigger: But Sasuke has Kyuubi chakra to rely on, so he's not that annoyed.
I might have to look into this one Hm...
Yaoi Concept:
Naruto is raped by a man and turns to another man for "comfort
Twisted Concept:
Naruto is raped by a man and as a result runs screaming from every man but Jiraiya, who "convinces" ( read: tricks and manipulates) the older kunoichi into "comforting" Naruto.
Story ends with the girls deciding that he is "too good to let go" and thus Naruto has his own harem. :drool:
Naruto is raped by a man and turns to another man for "comfort
Twisted Concept:
Naruto is raped by a man and as a result runs screaming from every man but Jiraiya, who "convinces" ( read: tricks and manipulates) the older kunoichi into "comforting" Naruto.
Story ends with the girls deciding that he is "too good to let go" and thus Naruto has his own harem. :drool:
You know I actually had an idea for one of my storys in which Naruto was beaten and molested by a seriously fucked up individual when he was really young and living in an orphanage.
And when the people he tried to tell didn't believe him,(he didn't tell the sandiame) he found a loop hole into living alone at such a young age.
Ninja training, he started three years younger then most and that's how he failed three times despite being the same age as his classmates.
He wouldn't ever mention it or bring it up, but when Naruto comes back from the training trip with Jiraiya the molester would have been recently arrested for raping a different boy at the orphanage.
After he'd be convicted, he's handed over to Ibiki. (In this story anyone convicted of a sex crime in Kohanagure is handed over to the ninja to find out what was done)
Since it's a civilian being interrogated, there must be a witness to Ibiki's interrogation.
I was going to have it either be Iruka, Kakashi, Shizune, or maybe Sakura and when he's going back to his very first victim and says Naruto's name, said person would freakout and nearly kill the molester. Being held back by either Ibiki or someone else who came to see the person, wheter to bring food or see if they wanted to do something when they were done.
And when the people he tried to tell didn't believe him,(he didn't tell the sandiame) he found a loop hole into living alone at such a young age.
Ninja training, he started three years younger then most and that's how he failed three times despite being the same age as his classmates.
He wouldn't ever mention it or bring it up, but when Naruto comes back from the training trip with Jiraiya the molester would have been recently arrested for raping a different boy at the orphanage.
After he'd be convicted, he's handed over to Ibiki. (In this story anyone convicted of a sex crime in Kohanagure is handed over to the ninja to find out what was done)
Since it's a civilian being interrogated, there must be a witness to Ibiki's interrogation.
I was going to have it either be Iruka, Kakashi, Shizune, or maybe Sakura and when he's going back to his very first victim and says Naruto's name, said person would freakout and nearly kill the molester. Being held back by either Ibiki or someone else who came to see the person, wheter to bring food or see if they wanted to do something when they were done.
Doesn't really matter. That's the fun thing about challenges and ideas posts. Hardly anyone is going to tell the exact same story, so the more the merrier... and GenericRandom was aiming more for comedy and crack effect in his response, anyway.
So there is no reason that anyone who wants to write any idea/challenge (at least any that I posted) should stop, just because someone else is doing it, too. :huh.:
So there is no reason that anyone who wants to write any idea/challenge (at least any that I posted) should stop, just because someone else is doing it, too. :huh.:
Pirates of the Konohabbean
Naruto, son of the Govenor of Port Konoha, will always look back on the day that he was saved from drowning by infamous pirate Sasuke Uchiha... as the very, very worst day in the history of his life. [CRACK, pirate!fic, SasuNaru]
Anti-Yaoi
Naruto is a ninja. Sasuke is a pirate. Sasuke and his crew get utterly owned by Naruto and run away. Naruto chases them, having fun by making them miserable. The story ends with Naruto getting bored and killing all of them.
Naruto, son of the Govenor of Port Konoha, will always look back on the day that he was saved from drowning by infamous pirate Sasuke Uchiha... as the very, very worst day in the history of his life. [CRACK, pirate!fic, SasuNaru]
Anti-Yaoi
Naruto is a ninja. Sasuke is a pirate. Sasuke and his crew get utterly owned by Naruto and run away. Naruto chases them, having fun by making them miserable. The story ends with Naruto getting bored and killing all of them.
Mr. Mysterious said:
Yaoi Concept:
Youko Kurama (YYH) somehow ends up in Konoha, where he feels the Kyuubi and it leads him to Naruto... so of course they jump into bed or whatever the hell yaoi fangirls like.
Twisted Concept 1:
Youko Kurama's hot silver-kitsune sister somehow ends up in Konoha, where she feels the Kyuubi and it leads her to Naruto... so of course they jump into bed, because hot kitsune's/kitsune container's making like rabbits is greatness. :yay:
Twisted Concept 2:
Koto, Juri, and Luka/Ruka (the announcer, referee, and barrier maker in the Dark Tournament) get hit by a massive attack that warps them into Naruto's universe. They feel the Kyuubi and are drawn to it. Hot pink-haired nurse, hot fox girl, and hot dragon girl pwns you... period. :yay:
Twisted Concept 3:
Take concept one and two, throw into a blender, and turn onto 'blenderize' for a heaping dose greatness pwnage wrapped in pure win. :yay:
Youko Kurama (YYH) somehow ends up in Konoha, where he feels the Kyuubi and it leads him to Naruto... so of course they jump into bed or whatever the hell yaoi fangirls like.
Twisted Concept 1:
Youko Kurama's hot silver-kitsune sister somehow ends up in Konoha, where she feels the Kyuubi and it leads her to Naruto... so of course they jump into bed, because hot kitsune's/kitsune container's making like rabbits is greatness. :yay:
Twisted Concept 2:
Koto, Juri, and Luka/Ruka (the announcer, referee, and barrier maker in the Dark Tournament) get hit by a massive attack that warps them into Naruto's universe. They feel the Kyuubi and are drawn to it. Hot pink-haired nurse, hot fox girl, and hot dragon girl pwns you... period. :yay:
Twisted Concept 3:
Take concept one and two, throw into a blender, and turn onto 'blenderize' for a heaping dose greatness pwnage wrapped in pure win. :yay:
Twisted Concept 4: Youko Kurama (YYH) somehow ends up in Konoha, where he feels the Kyuubi and it leads him to Naruto... who he promptly decides really needs to get laid. As such, he starts breeding every aphrodesiac plant in his arsenal...
I'm kinda new here :help: , and I while I find all of the aforementioned 'twists' scrumptious. I'm a bit :hmm: of why everyone is so disparaging of Sasuke.
Yes Part 2 is horrible and everything, but what most of you have written in this thread utterly belies the thread's title.
As far as I know, an Anti-Yaoi thread that has banned Yaoi from mentality shouldn't needlessly focus on just one person. In fact, by default it means that all maleh43r: (in this case) 'get the girl' so to speak. Including Sasuke.
However, by all means please continue churning out that yuri fem/ goodness. May I make reference to a particular theme that hasn't yet been introduced in this topic.
Naruto getting it with girls, as himself and in Oroike form. That way he can get his hands on the total available female population.
Either that or have him hold henge classes.... but then there'd be the problems that'd occur if everyone was under a henge to... hide ... ... their ... ... true ... ... ... gender... :headbanger: :headbanger:
Shoot me down, please.
Yes Part 2 is horrible and everything, but what most of you have written in this thread utterly belies the thread's title.
As far as I know, an Anti-Yaoi thread that has banned Yaoi from mentality shouldn't needlessly focus on just one person. In fact, by default it means that all male
h43r: (in this case) 'get the girl' so to speak. Including Sasuke.However, by all means please continue churning out that yuri fem/ goodness. May I make reference to a particular theme that hasn't yet been introduced in this topic.
Naruto getting it with girls, as himself and in Oroike form. That way he can get his hands on the total available female population.
Either that or have him hold henge classes.... but then there'd be the problems that'd occur if everyone was under a henge to... hide ... ... their ... ... true ... ... ... gender... :headbanger: :headbanger:
Shoot me down, please.
point taken. :huh:
I hadn't read enuff of the manga to realize that Kishimoto is confused as to what it means by logic, reason, or rationality. :blink:
I think I'll skip out part 2 and thereafter and just read some of these stories to flesh out my knowledge. God knows they'd probably be better written and thought out too. -_-
Purely theoretical: Is there anyone on this board that writes brilliant fanfiction, is easily blackmailed, and updates frequently with long, well-thought-out chapters? :hmm:
Otherwise it's kinda a waste to do all this brainstorming and leave nothing substantial to gawk at.
I hadn't read enuff of the manga to realize that Kishimoto is confused as to what it means by logic, reason, or rationality. :blink:
I think I'll skip out part 2 and thereafter and just read some of these stories to flesh out my knowledge. God knows they'd probably be better written and thought out too. -_-
Purely theoretical: Is there anyone on this board that writes brilliant fanfiction, is easily blackmailed, and updates frequently with long, well-thought-out chapters? :hmm:
Otherwise it's kinda a waste to do all this brainstorming and leave nothing substantial to gawk at.