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Harry Potter was not amused.
"What the fuck is this shit, Dumbledore?"
"Now Harry, there is no use for fowl language. Besides, I thought-"
"What is it with you and thinking!? Even as a god damn portrait you continue to meddle in my life!"
"Well, Harry, you see it is for your own-"
"Do not finish that sentence. Why would this- this- thing be considered GOOD?"
"Ah! My Boy! Sometimes you forget, I know my students better than they know themselves. Legilimency and all that. My eyes were always twinkling weren't they..."
"UHG! So how is doing this, TRAVESTY, a good thing, depriving me of what I want?"
"Harry, you are in love with the idea of being married and with family. Do you not remember the Mirror of Erised? For Merlin's sake Harry, Ginny charmed her eyes green for half of your sixth year! You need to experience more of what life has to offer before binding yourself forevermore to a women who could very well be your mothers reincarnation. By God, that would even explain her obsession with you."
"Fifty, you old crock pot! Fifty!? -"
"Harry, my boy, you misread! Clearly it says only five."
"No! Look! FIFTY! "Harry James Potter must sleep with 50 women before he may be bound in magical matrimony, Signed Chief Warlock Albus Dumbledore 9/13/1996 Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt 9/1/1998. "
"... How did that extra zero get in there, I wonder....?"
"Well Fuck."
The eyes in the portrait sparkled, "Yes, my boy, Fucking indeed! Better get on it."
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... This sucks, I know.
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Harry Potter was not amused.
"What the fuck is this shit, Dumbledore?"
"Now Harry, there is no use for fowl language. Besides, I thought-"
"What is it with you and thinking!? Even as a god damn portrait you continue to meddle in my life!"
"Well, Harry, you see it is for your own-"
"Do not finish that sentence. Why would this- this- thing be considered GOOD?"
"Ah! My Boy! Sometimes you forget, I know my students better than they know themselves. Legilimency and all that. My eyes were always twinkling weren't they..."
"UHG! So how is doing this, TRAVESTY, a good thing, depriving me of what I want?"
"Harry, you are in love with the idea of being married and with family. Do you not remember the Mirror of Erised? For Merlin's sake Harry, Ginny charmed her eyes green for half of your sixth year! You need to experience more of what life has to offer before binding yourself forevermore to a women who could very well be your mothers reincarnation. By God, that would even explain her obsession with you."
"Fifty, you old crock pot! Fifty!? -"
"Harry, my boy, you misread! Clearly it says only five."
"No! Look! FIFTY! "Harry James Potter must sleep with 50 women before he may be bound in magical matrimony, Signed Chief Warlock Albus Dumbledore 9/13/1996 Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt 9/1/1998. "
"... How did that extra zero get in there, I wonder....?"
"Well Fuck."
The eyes in the portrait sparkled, "Yes, my boy, Fucking indeed! Better get on it."
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... This sucks, I know.
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