This is a thread for ideas that are stupid, idiotic, and over all not worth the time it takes to type/read the thread. A thread made up completely of Diarrhea of the Mouth. Ideas not even crack could turn salvageable.
To Start of this Amazingly Idiotic journey into how *bad* it can get...
1: Tora is Crookshanks.
2: Naruto makes a deal with the Kyuubi to learn how to attach jewel to his clothing to pimp him out.
3: A mysterious guy shows up before Naruto graduates and becomes a genin and beats the shit out of Naruto until he Matures exponentially.
4: Tsunade's Tits are one of Orochimaru's experiments that give him the ability to spy on Tsunade.
5: Hatake's must wear face masks because instead of Tongues they have a penis. Having no mask and talking counts as public nudity.
6: Naruto after learning about the Kyuubi decides it would be fun to seal random objects into random people. As a result a lifetime supply of chips is sealed into Choji's hand, Twenty Three bricks are sealed into a random civilian store owner, a dead chipmunk is sealed into Sakura, and Haku's and Zabuza's corpses are sealed into Sasuke... When Orochimaru infects Sasuke with his seal, Naruto's seal is over ridden and there corpses poof into the forest of death. Eventualy Naruto breaks the universe when he seals Itachi into Itachi.
7: Shikamaru has the animagus from of a Cloud.
8: In reality the clouds are the clouds from family guy and are plotting to invade the elemental Nations. Skikamaru has known all along.
9: When Lee and Gai smile at the same time they release a Sun Beam attack from pokemon at there target.
10: Gai is actually a relative to the gu in FLCL.
11: Naruto dies at the age of -1 just because he is cool that way.
To Start of this Amazingly Idiotic journey into how *bad* it can get...
1: Tora is Crookshanks.
2: Naruto makes a deal with the Kyuubi to learn how to attach jewel to his clothing to pimp him out.
3: A mysterious guy shows up before Naruto graduates and becomes a genin and beats the shit out of Naruto until he Matures exponentially.
4: Tsunade's Tits are one of Orochimaru's experiments that give him the ability to spy on Tsunade.
5: Hatake's must wear face masks because instead of Tongues they have a penis. Having no mask and talking counts as public nudity.
6: Naruto after learning about the Kyuubi decides it would be fun to seal random objects into random people. As a result a lifetime supply of chips is sealed into Choji's hand, Twenty Three bricks are sealed into a random civilian store owner, a dead chipmunk is sealed into Sakura, and Haku's and Zabuza's corpses are sealed into Sasuke... When Orochimaru infects Sasuke with his seal, Naruto's seal is over ridden and there corpses poof into the forest of death. Eventualy Naruto breaks the universe when he seals Itachi into Itachi.
7: Shikamaru has the animagus from of a Cloud.
8: In reality the clouds are the clouds from family guy and are plotting to invade the elemental Nations. Skikamaru has known all along.
9: When Lee and Gai smile at the same time they release a Sun Beam attack from pokemon at there target.
10: Gai is actually a relative to the gu in FLCL.
11: Naruto dies at the age of -1 just because he is cool that way.
