Nasuverse The Mystic Codes of 'Thinks-He's-Funny'

Prince Charon

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Some centuries ago, there was a powerful and skilled artificer magus, who had a rather twisted and irritating sense of humour. His humour ran toward pranks, and thus, the many Mystic Codes he created tend to be on one hand useful and powerful, but on the other, embarrassing, humiliating, annoying, or some combination thereof. From this, he gained a nickname among the magi: 'Thinks-He's-Funny' (I was going to have the name in Latin or Greek, but the online translators I've found aren't very trustworthy, for this). The items also tended to be somewhat sapient, and imbued with their creator's sense of humour. Likewise, they seem to have magic circuits of their own, or some other source of prana - another reason that tempts even magi who know their properties, to use them.

The point of this thread is to collect ideas for things he might have created, and discuss story ideas for them, or for prank Mystic Codes in general.

If he were to create a pair of Mystic Eye Killers, for example, they would likely have one or more additional powers, like x-ray vision (in the sense of seeing people naked, not seeing skeletons), or Aura sight, which would kick in whenever it would be 'funny' - some versions may instead occasionally turn the wearer's clothes partially or fully transparent. Alternatively, they may be Peril Sensitive: at the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black, and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you! Of course, most people with Mystic Eyes would be inclined to take their glasses off when trouble starts, but its still more directly dangerous to the user than most of his inventions. Regardless of secondary effects, they will be exceptionally good Mystic Eye Killers, able to stand up to Tohno Shiki at his worst... until his brain melts, anyway.

Another item he created, possibly his greatest, is the Pranking Spellbook. This book, which changes its appearance and title (and content, to a degree) for each new owner, is capable of analyzing the owner's skills, personality, Origin, Element, and other qualities, in order to select a range of spells that the user will not find to difficult to cast (until the user works out how powerful the book is, and thus knows they're not dependent on only their own prana), and edits the descriptions so that the user would be inclined to cast them - without actually lying.

I do have a story idea for the spellbook. It involves Shirou summoning Servant Harem (not so much 'a harem of Servants', as the Servant whose class is called 'Harem'), which is inspired by the Assassins of the Fourth and Fifth Holy Grail Wars. The book is very helpful in supporting them. That one will probably get its own thread, once I have enough text for it, but it will not be safe for work, partly because Rin is bisexual.
 

Prince Charon

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The Sword of Orgasms

Type: Anti-Unit

It is uncertain whether this Conceptual Weapon is a product of Thinks-He's-Funny or not, as its use isn't all that troublesome for the user. Then again, perhaps it was designed to be inflicted on those who are easily embarrassed, or believe that a knight must be 'pure'.

Any person this sword strikes will experience an orgasm, the intensity of which is determined not by the strength of the blow, but by its location, the will of the user, and the amount of prana applied (mostly, very little is required, though a target with A-rank or greater Magic Resistance or some specific resistance to pleasure would naturally require far more, or be immune - Note, for example, that Saber-Alter has B-rank MR, while the normal Saber Arturia has A-rank MR). It matters not whether the victim is struck with the edge, point, or even the flat of the blade. Interestingly, though, the wielder can control to some degree the depth of any cut or stab made, much more easily than with a normal blade. It takes additional prana to make a wound deeper (often quite a lot, as that is not the intended function of this weapon), but none to keep it shallow.

Interestingly, if the user looks at a person over the curved guard of this sword, they will see the target's bare body, marked to show areas of greater to lesser sexual sensitivity. Applying more prana allows the user to learn the target's kinks and sexual fantasies, though this takes more time. The rumour that this function can only be activated by reciting the phrase 'Sword of Orgasms, Grant me Sight Beyond Sight' is false, having been started by an unconventional American magus (the original heir was killed, so the family needed to use a cousin who'd had a mundane upbringing).

One may wonder how this sword deserves the title of 'Conceptual Weapon', rather than being a mere Mystic Code. It holds that distinction due to its ability to inflict orgasms, and read the body, through all magical defenses whose mystery is below the level of a Conceptual Weapon, even when it can inflict no wounds. The body reading ability still requires a line of sight between the user and the subject, even if the subject is wearing clothing or armour - though it won't work through a building or enclosed vehicle. Likewise, the victim must be able to feel a blow, even if only as pressure from the target's armour, for the orgasm to happen, again allowing buildings and vehicles to serve as a defense.

It is not currently known what effect turning this weapon into a Broken Phantasm would be, though it is possible the Counter Guardian EMIYA may be aware of it.
 

nick012000

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#3
The sword gives its user Mystic Eyes of Pleasure Perception? :huh: :lol:
 

Prince Charon

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zeebee1 said:
That is but a single function.
True. Have this odd thought of Shirou using it to defeat Saber Alter and Dark Sakura, but lack the skill or speed to write it.
 

Cherry_lover

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Prince Charon said:
zeebee1 said:
That is but a single function.
True. Have this odd thought of Shirou using it to defeat Saber Alter and Dark Sakura, but lack the skill or speed to write it.
Well, if he used it to look at Sakura's "kinks and sexual fantasies", he'd just get the result "Sempai!"....
 

Prince Charon

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Cherry_lover said:
Prince Charon said:
zeebee1 said:
That is but a single function.
True. Have this odd thought of Shirou using it to defeat Saber Alter and Dark Sakura, but lack the skill or speed to write it.
Well, if he used it to look at Sakura's "kinks and sexual fantasies", he'd just get the result "Sempai!"....
Well, yeah, but what about Dark Arturia?
 

Deathwings

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#8
Burger. :sisi:
 

zeebee1

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#9
It would be like eating every burger at three fast food restaurants at once.
 

Ura Mamoru

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And if, by some chance, Shirou got a peek at Taiga's fantasies, what do you think he'd see there?
 

Prince Charon

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Ura Mamoru said:
And if, by some chance, Shirou got a peek at Taiga's fantasies, what do you think he'd see there?
Kiritsugu.

Medea's fantasies could be pretty interesting, considering how much fun she has playing dress-up with Saber.

If he looks at Rin, he could be quite surprised, if the theory that tsundere are subs trying to get dommed is true for her. Also, her being bi might surprise him, depending on whether the prana exchange with Saber has happened, yet.

So, how might Shirou get a hold of the Sword of Orgasms, before the Fifth War?
 

zeebee1

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#12
He doesn't need to find it, he only needs to see it. Even if it is broken tracing is still possible.
 

Prince Charon

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zeebee1 said:
He doesn't need to find it, he only needs to see it. Even if it is broken tracing is still possible.
'Get a hold of' was shorthand, :rolleyes: but then, you knew that. If they had a field trip to a museum, any number of armaments there could possibly be broken NPs, unknown as such by modern magi. Anything fairly modern (the last 500 years or so, after the development of modern magecraft), OTOH, the magi would be less likely to leave wandering around, rather than kept locked up in their labs or collections. Its possible, certainly, but I was hoping for something more creative than 'he saw it in a museum'.
 

zeebee1

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He saw it in the fire. It was originally kept by a mage or antique collector, but when the fire raged it fell through the floors and Shirou saw it before it melted.
 

The Eromancer

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zeebee1 said:
He saw it in the fire. It was originally kept by a mage or antique collector, but when the fire raged it fell through the floors and Shirou saw it before it melted.
of course the magical backlash of the thing breaking right in front of him fundamentally changed his perception of the world. :lol:
 

zeebee1

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#16
It just made jump started his puberty a little. He's just better at hiding it than Shinji.
 

Prince Charon

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The Eromancer said:
zeebee1 said:
He saw it in the fire. It was originally kept by a mage or antique collector, but when the fire raged it fell through the floors and Shirou saw it before it melted.
of course the magical backlash of the thing breaking right in front of him fundamentally changed his perception of the world. :lol:
Given that he was eight years old, that's disturbing, no? Think the eventual author should use zeebee1's suggestion without that addition, but that's a matter of personal taste, I guess.
 

zeebee1

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When a sword is exposed to fire it doesn't break, it melts. The metal seeps into the ground and the magic is dragged with it.
 

Prince Charon

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zeebee1 said:
When a sword is exposed to fire it doesn't break, it melts. The metal seeps into the ground and the magic is dragged with it.
Hoo, boy. If someone builds a house (hotel, restaurant, whatever) on that spot... :drool: :evil2:
 

zeebee1

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#20
I don't think the area of the fire is going to be a popular spot.
 

Deathwings

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#21
Real estate is always at a premium in Japan. I doubt they would leave such a big area barren, no mater it's history.
 

Cherry_lover

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Deathwings said:
Real estate is always at a premium in Japan. I doubt they would leave such a big area barren, no mater it's history.
Actually, they quite explicitly did leave it "barren". The area where the fire happened is shown repeatedly in FSN, and it's now a park (Shirou says something about it being oddly deserted, IIRC).
 

Prince Charon

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Cherry_lover said:
Deathwings said:
Real estate is always at a premium in Japan. I doubt they would leave such a big area barren, no mater it's history.
Actually, they quite explicitly did leave it "barren". The area where the fire happened is shown repeatedly in FSN, and it's now a park (Shirou says something about it being oddly deserted, IIRC).
The fact that its often deserted could make it somewhat popular with sufficiently adventurous couples - especially at that one spot.
 

Prince Charon

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This was originally the first two paragraphs of the Servant Harem idea, but it somewhat works on its own, and the rest of 'Servant Harem' isn't in a postable state, yet.

In the OP, I mentioned the Pranking Spellbook. This book, which changes its appearance and title (and content, to a degree) for each new owner, is capable of analyzing the owner's skills, personality, Origin, Element, and other qualities, in order to select a range of spells that the user will not find to difficult to cast (until the user works out how powerful the book is, and thus knows they're not dependent on only their own prana), and edits the descriptions so that the user would be inclined to cast them - without actually lying.

For Shirou, with his limited Origin and Element of Sword, the book has some difficulty, but even Shirou can do more than one might expect. The first thing the book does is get Shirou to open his magic circuits properly, because a dead fool is no fun, and because the book's M.O. is to be quite helpful, at first (and most of the time, later), to convince the user that it's trustworthy. It also has him perform analysis rituals on himself, so that he knows what he's capable of, without the book having to admit it can do that: Origin, Element, and other abilities, if any (like not dying when he's killed, but that doesn't manifest until the HGW is closer; the rituals may or may not be able to identify Avalon, but they'll at least tell him that he's got a defensive Conceptual Weapon of some sort in him). He'll know that he has the potential to manifest a Reality Marble, but there's a limit to how much the book can and will help him with that - expect amusing failures, though it'll help more once the Command Seals appear.

One important aspect of magecraft it teaches him is Item Construction, the creation of Mystic Codes. Sure, he has great difficulty creating things that couldn't be recorded in his Reality Marble, if he can make them at all, but the things he can, he's quite good at. If only he knew a magus, he could make quite a bit of money off all the Mystic Codes piling up in his shed. For financial reasons, most of them are probably arrows, and other things that don't require expensive materials. Depending on how long it is before the Fifth Holy Grail War, he may get a traditional forge set up, and get trained in the art of Japanese weapon-smithing, as I'm pretty sure Fujimura Raiga has the influence to get him both (though getting him to accept it will require making it not seem like charity, I think - he certainly wouldn't ask for it, but I could see Taiga finding out, and telling her grandfather).

The book might supply him with the plans for some of the Mystic Codes its creator made before he made the book, like the Sword of Orgasms, above. He may or may not be able to duplicate whatever Thinks-He's-Funny used to make the items produce their own prana, though, even if the book shows him that aspect. Over all, I think the book will like him: he's exactly the sort of person who would blame even the amusing failures on himself, rather than work out that the book is trolling him.

In theory, anything that Shirou can Trace, he can make with Item Construction. In practice, most of the higher-rank Noble Phantasms are likely to require more power than he has available, even with the book's help, and quite a bit of time. Likewise, they may suffer a second reduction in rank, as they have even less mystery to them. It would probably be easier, and perhaps not produce a second rank reduction, for him to imbue the Traced weapon into a prepared Mystic Code: the item stores the weapon for him, so that he doesn't need to spend prana Tracing it in combat. Arrows might be good for this, but it's probably more efficient to store a Traced Noble Phantasm in something that looks as much as possible like that item. Generally expensive, though.

Shirou will very likely know that the book is sentient and sapient, by the time his Command Seals appear, so it should be able to prompt him to summon Saber early. Even if he doesn't listen, his fights with Lancer will go quite differently, due to his increased skills, and all those Mystic Codes he can Trace (plus the piles of them in the shed, where he doesn't need to spend prana Tracing them). He's still probably screwed without Saber, though, even if he Traces Gae Bolg (if his skills have developed to that poiint, yet). OTOH, that could prompt Kotomine to summon Lancer back to him - if it doesn't, it could maybe lead to a mutual kill in that hallway at school, which would change things quite a lot (though if that would result in Shirou staying dead, I'd rather not go there).

If the reason Shirou's magic circuits have such poor capacity is due to his long-term use of his nerves as temporary circuits, then the earlier he gets the book, the better his natural circuits' quality will be. If they just naturally suck, of course, they still suck.

How will Shirou's strategy change from all this?

What are the chances of Rin finding out he's a magecraft-user, before the War starts?


Since I'm sure someone will ask: harem comedies and sex comedies fit the book's sense of humour quite well, though it has no problem with the hero getting a pay-off after a while - porn can be funny. Sakura's situation does not, and with her spending time at Shirou's house, and the book's analytical and sensory abilities, it will eventually find out at least some of what's going on with her. It's just that it will set up the situation so that Zouken dies in a funny way. 'The worms have a fatal allergy to something Shirou makes when Sakura is over for a meal' is the one I'm currently leaning toward, though if someone comes up with something funnier, I've no problem with it. Likewise, Ilya dying in a year is not funny, and the book will eventually get tired of the humour that can spring from her permanent childhood, so if she isn't killed in the War, the book will at least try to fix both issues.
 
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