The Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW!
or
Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness
A Powerpuff Girls fanfiction by Andrew J. Talon and The Ero-Sennin
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. The Powerpuff Girls are the property of Cartoon Network. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
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The City of Townsville! And it is a beautiful day in the future as the Powerpuff Girls, now teenagers, are standing in line at the DMV to obtain that right of passage for all young people: A driver's license!
"Oh boy, this is going to be great!" Bubbles said cheerfully. "We'll get to drive, and have our own cars, and go on dates-!"
"I want a monster truck!" Buttercup said with a bright grin.
"I'm going to get a nice, reasonable sedan," said Blossom with a smile. Buttercup rolled her eyes.
"Lame! Come on, you don't want to grow up into such a lamer already, do you?"
"I just want to exercise a little responsibility," Blossom said with a sniff.
"Well, better than a Prius," Buttercup said.
"I like them! They're cute!" Bubbles said cheerfully. "And they make a buzzing sound when you drive them!"
The two "older" sisters looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Next," the lady at the front desk said with a deadpan expression on her face.
"Oh! That's us!" Blossom said cheerfully. The three girls stepped up.
The woman at the desk looked up at the Powerpuff Girls and blinked.
"Wait... The Powerpuff Girls? Why are you here?"
"To get our driver's licenses!" Bubbles said cheerfully.
"Yeah, duh!" Buttercup said.
"But can't you... You know...?" Tried the clerk.
Blossom rubbed her cheek and frowned. "Hang on a second girls... I just realized something."
"What Blossom?" Asked Bubbles.
"We can fly," said Blossom. "So... Why are we here to get a driver's license?"
The three teen superheroes were silent.
"... Yeah!" Buttercup said hotly. "And we have a giant robot, too!"
"Which we don't need a license to operate!" Bubbles said.
"Sorry about that," Blossom said with a smile and nod to the clerk. "Have a nice day!"
The three teenaged titans of Townsville flew off, realizing this was one teenage rite of passage they didn't really need or want to go through!
And thus the DMV was saved an extra three sets of paperwork and the tax payers saved about forty-five dollars...
Thanks to... THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Say, why don't you need a license to operate a giant robot anyway? I really want to know!
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This is just for short snippets of the Powerpuff Girls as teenagers to make fun of all too common tropes and stereotypes in the fandom, in preparation for myself and The Ero-Sennin to write a full length PPG fanfiction of our own!
But, feel free to contribute your own submissions, snippets and ideas as we explore teenaged PPGs in an entirely new way!
A couple rules though, that will be reflected in the actual fic:
1: NO ROWDYRUFFS/POWERPUFFS PAIRINGS!
2: No pairings with VILLAINS. My God People what the fuck is WRONG with you?!
3: The girls, thanks to puberty, have gained more human-like features such as fingers, hips, toes, boobs and so forth. And they have grown up a bit in other ways but we're not writing the freaking Powerpuff Doujinshi here. They aren't lolis and we're not lolicons so there's none of that bullshit going on.
... Though a Dexter/Blossom pairing is not out of the question but there are NO DEAD DEEDEES on our watch. There will be darkness and seriousness in the story but it will be counterbalanced by the elements that made the show fun: Namely, it'll be fun.
Okay? Okay then.
or
Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness
A Powerpuff Girls fanfiction by Andrew J. Talon and The Ero-Sennin
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. The Powerpuff Girls are the property of Cartoon Network. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
- - - - -
The City of Townsville! And it is a beautiful day in the future as the Powerpuff Girls, now teenagers, are standing in line at the DMV to obtain that right of passage for all young people: A driver's license!
"Oh boy, this is going to be great!" Bubbles said cheerfully. "We'll get to drive, and have our own cars, and go on dates-!"
"I want a monster truck!" Buttercup said with a bright grin.
"I'm going to get a nice, reasonable sedan," said Blossom with a smile. Buttercup rolled her eyes.
"Lame! Come on, you don't want to grow up into such a lamer already, do you?"
"I just want to exercise a little responsibility," Blossom said with a sniff.
"Well, better than a Prius," Buttercup said.
"I like them! They're cute!" Bubbles said cheerfully. "And they make a buzzing sound when you drive them!"
The two "older" sisters looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Next," the lady at the front desk said with a deadpan expression on her face.
"Oh! That's us!" Blossom said cheerfully. The three girls stepped up.
The woman at the desk looked up at the Powerpuff Girls and blinked.
"Wait... The Powerpuff Girls? Why are you here?"
"To get our driver's licenses!" Bubbles said cheerfully.
"Yeah, duh!" Buttercup said.
"But can't you... You know...?" Tried the clerk.
Blossom rubbed her cheek and frowned. "Hang on a second girls... I just realized something."
"What Blossom?" Asked Bubbles.
"We can fly," said Blossom. "So... Why are we here to get a driver's license?"
The three teen superheroes were silent.
"... Yeah!" Buttercup said hotly. "And we have a giant robot, too!"
"Which we don't need a license to operate!" Bubbles said.
"Sorry about that," Blossom said with a smile and nod to the clerk. "Have a nice day!"
The three teenaged titans of Townsville flew off, realizing this was one teenage rite of passage they didn't really need or want to go through!
And thus the DMV was saved an extra three sets of paperwork and the tax payers saved about forty-five dollars...
Thanks to... THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Say, why don't you need a license to operate a giant robot anyway? I really want to know!
- - - - -
This is just for short snippets of the Powerpuff Girls as teenagers to make fun of all too common tropes and stereotypes in the fandom, in preparation for myself and The Ero-Sennin to write a full length PPG fanfiction of our own!
But, feel free to contribute your own submissions, snippets and ideas as we explore teenaged PPGs in an entirely new way!
A couple rules though, that will be reflected in the actual fic:
1: NO ROWDYRUFFS/POWERPUFFS PAIRINGS!
2: No pairings with VILLAINS. My God People what the fuck is WRONG with you?!
3: The girls, thanks to puberty, have gained more human-like features such as fingers, hips, toes, boobs and so forth. And they have grown up a bit in other ways but we're not writing the freaking Powerpuff Doujinshi here. They aren't lolis and we're not lolicons so there's none of that bullshit going on.
... Though a Dexter/Blossom pairing is not out of the question but there are NO DEAD DEEDEES on our watch. There will be darkness and seriousness in the story but it will be counterbalanced by the elements that made the show fun: Namely, it'll be fun.
Okay? Okay then.