the world needs more Dokuro-chan
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Oh, fuck. This would be SO easy if I had any talent at writing. :headbanger:
Dokuro comes into Sakura-kun's life because he invented something that makes people immortal, with the side effect of keeping women at the prepubescent stage because, apparently, the future Sakura-kun is a friggin' pedo.
Orochimaru invented an "immortality" jutsu, and IS a friggin' pedo... albeit likely a homosexual one.
I imagine this would work best if Dokuro was assigned to murder Sasuke, but somehow fell under the same "fangirl disease" that afflicts the rest of the idiot girls of Konoha. So, she does murder him, but can't resist resurrecting him.
I think it would be very therapeutic for the audience to read, don't you? Might give an author the chance to use some of the 101 Ways to Kill A Sasuke.
Dokuro comes into Sakura-kun's life because he invented something that makes people immortal, with the side effect of keeping women at the prepubescent stage because, apparently, the future Sakura-kun is a friggin' pedo.
Orochimaru invented an "immortality" jutsu, and IS a friggin' pedo... albeit likely a homosexual one.
I imagine this would work best if Dokuro was assigned to murder Sasuke, but somehow fell under the same "fangirl disease" that afflicts the rest of the idiot girls of Konoha. So, she does murder him, but can't resist resurrecting him.
I think it would be very therapeutic for the audience to read, don't you? Might give an author the chance to use some of the 101 Ways to Kill A Sasuke.
That depends. Did I make it subtle enough? 
To which part?
Kusakabe Sakura is the male lead of Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan. Dokuro kills him a lot, with an accompanying spray of blood and gore that would make the Mortal Kombat characters flinch and say, "That just isn't right." (She always proceeds to resurrect him by twirling Excaliborg - her magical metal spiky bat, which happens to be her favorite murder tool - and chanting "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!")
Orochimaru is the "immortal" creepy pedo of the Narutoverse. I'm hoping the opportunity arises for him to be murdered horribly, Dokuro-chan style, but Sasuke should get that particular lead role.
To which part?
Kusakabe Sakura is the male lead of Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan. Dokuro kills him a lot, with an accompanying spray of blood and gore that would make the Mortal Kombat characters flinch and say, "That just isn't right." (She always proceeds to resurrect him by twirling Excaliborg - her magical metal spiky bat, which happens to be her favorite murder tool - and chanting "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!")
Orochimaru is the "immortal" creepy pedo of the Narutoverse. I'm hoping the opportunity arises for him to be murdered horribly, Dokuro-chan style, but Sasuke should get that particular lead role.
Well the way you were putting it Dokuro-chan should go after Orochimaru, but i suddenly got the image of a future Sasuke and it ain't pretty. Maybe he followed in his sensei's steps? That way Dokuro-chan will have to take action and stop the evil Uchiha before his pedo powers come into effect.
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The Many Deaths of Keiichi Morisato. One of DB Sommer's "Fusions That Should Never Be."
Run that baby!
Unfortunately, Dokuro is stupid. She never punishes the real perverts.
Also, remember her many homicides are her way of "expressing her love".
h43r:
Run that baby!
Unfortunately, Dokuro is stupid. She never punishes the real perverts.
Also, remember her many homicides are her way of "expressing her love".
h43r:Gendo isn't a pervert either, just a bastard. But seeing a bunch of naked clones of herself is bound to make Rei/Dokuro jump to conclusions.
Furthermore, in canon Eva, Rei is borderline obsessed with doing what Gendo wants. I could swear she was programmed to love and respect him. Which, of course, would translate into many Excalibolg bashings. :snigger:
"First Child, why did you knock my head off?"
"It was an expression of respect and love, sir."
"...whoever fucked up is going to get it when I find them..."
Furthermore, in canon Eva, Rei is borderline obsessed with doing what Gendo wants. I could swear she was programmed to love and respect him. Which, of course, would translate into many Excalibolg bashings. :snigger:
"First Child, why did you knock my head off?"
"It was an expression of respect and love, sir."
"...whoever fucked up is going to get it when I find them..."
This is probably Yet Another Stupid Idea From Toraneko, but here goes anyway.
After about three days of "love and respect" from Dokuro-Rei, the MAGI report that the cloning devices are completely drained.
Reason? Dokuro-Rei got lazy after the fifteenth time in a half-hour, and started just sticking Gendo's soul in clone bodies.
After about three days of "love and respect" from Dokuro-Rei, the MAGI report that the cloning devices are completely drained.
Reason? Dokuro-Rei got lazy after the fifteenth time in a half-hour, and started just sticking Gendo's soul in clone bodies.