Akamatsuverse Things Mahora students are not allowed to do
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[I'm assuming this will allow the mention of magic?]
2. Kidnapping a teacher to specifically get him to take a bath, particularly when he is not allowed to wash himself is also forbidden.
b. This also includes simply taking a bath with him.
c. Even if it's just in a barrel.
d. ESPECIALLY if it's in a barrel.
2. Kidnapping a teacher to specifically get him to take a bath, particularly when he is not allowed to wash himself is also forbidden.
b. This also includes simply taking a bath with him.
c. Even if it's just in a barrel.
d. ESPECIALLY if it's in a barrel.
5. The creation of, including but not limited too; Magic dolls, robots, clones, paper copies, bushins, or kage bushins, that accurately resemble any of the faculty or students of Mahora, for any reason outside of combat, training, and school based activities.
5a. No, practice dates in preparation for the real thing, do not count as training.
5b. No, using them for marital training, does not count. And before you ask neither does sexual training.
5c. No, you can not have copies of your teacher to act as gigolos for class fundraisers.
5d. Nor can you use them as practical demonstrations for Sex Ed.
5e. In fact you can't use them for anything that involves sex at all!
6. No student or faculty member is allowed to travel to either the future or the past in order to kidnap any younger or older version of any past, present, or future student or faculty member of Mahora.
6a. No, I don't care how sexy/cute/adorable they are! You cannot kidnap them and bring them to the present to snuggle with. Now send them back!
5a. No, practice dates in preparation for the real thing, do not count as training.
5b. No, using them for marital training, does not count. And before you ask neither does sexual training.
5c. No, you can not have copies of your teacher to act as gigolos for class fundraisers.
5d. Nor can you use them as practical demonstrations for Sex Ed.
5e. In fact you can't use them for anything that involves sex at all!
6. No student or faculty member is allowed to travel to either the future or the past in order to kidnap any younger or older version of any past, present, or future student or faculty member of Mahora.
6a. No, I don't care how sexy/cute/adorable they are! You cannot kidnap them and bring them to the present to snuggle with. Now send them back!
Y'know, breaking rule 5 would work well for the Negima: Sex Ed fic I suggested a while back. Sadly, no one seems to be working on it.
7. No student or faculty member is allowed to trade in sexual favors.
7a. I don't care if they offer you money/candy/power/magic/knowledge/Nagi/Negi. YOU CAN'T TRADE IN SEXUAL FAVORS!!!
8. All clubs <s>with a focus on science</s>, are hereby banned from recreating dinosaurs!
8a. That includes robot dinosaurs, time-traveling dinosaurs, anthropomorphic dinosuars, and any other dinosaurs you little bastards can come up with!
8b. I don't care how awesome dinosaurs are! You're not allowed to make any! Do you realise how much damage that rampaging T-Rex did to the school?!?!
8c. Note: THIS BAN INCLUDES GOJIRA!!! Goddamn little sold thier souls to science bastards.
9. If an idea or plan makes you either spontaneously nosebleed, grin/giggle/chuckle/laugh maniacly, or rant for more then three minutes, than it's probably against the law, and most definitely against the rules.
7a. I don't care if they offer you money/candy/power/magic/knowledge/Nagi/Negi. YOU CAN'T TRADE IN SEXUAL FAVORS!!!
8. All clubs <s>with a focus on science</s>, are hereby banned from recreating dinosaurs!
8a. That includes robot dinosaurs, time-traveling dinosaurs, anthropomorphic dinosuars, and any other dinosaurs you little bastards can come up with!
8b. I don't care how awesome dinosaurs are! You're not allowed to make any! Do you realise how much damage that rampaging T-Rex did to the school?!?!
8c. Note: THIS BAN INCLUDES GOJIRA!!! Goddamn little sold thier souls to science bastards.
9. If an idea or plan makes you either spontaneously nosebleed, grin/giggle/chuckle/laugh maniacly, or rant for more then three minutes, than it's probably against the law, and most definitely against the rules.
24. No matter what the talking ermine tells you, making a pactio with your professor does not count for extra credit.
25. A strip beam gun is not an acceptible science fair project.
26. Mana and Kaede are both permantly banned from the Mahora Debating Club
26a. You are suppose to debate each other with words, not guns and martial arts!
25. A strip beam gun is not an acceptible science fair project.
26. Mana and Kaede are both permantly banned from the Mahora Debating Club
26a. You are suppose to debate each other with words, not guns and martial arts!