Akamatsuverse Things Mahora students are not allowed to do

[zeebee1]

238a. Seriously don't do it. Most of them are still in therapy from the last time.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

239) The Springfield Fanclub, the Inugami Fanclub and the Averruncus Fanclub (read: Negi's, Kotaro's and Fate's Fanclubs) are not allowed to start a "War of the Three Colors", thank you very much.

 

[TmDagger]

239) The Springfield Fanclub, the Inugami Fanclub and the Averruncus Fanclub (read: Negi's, Kotaro's and Fate's Fanclubs) are not allowed to start a "War of the Three Colors", thank you very much.

239a) Proxy wars are forbidden as well.

 

[kitsuneb]

239b) As are any talks of merging said fan clubs with doctoring or editing pictures of said individuals into compromising postions for purpose of selling, please see rule 1

 

[Nanya]

231 A: Can I keep Grimlock at least? - Hakase
231 B: NO!
231 C: Me Grimlock like it here, funny people.

 

[zeebee1]

231d. All residents, outside of pint sized familiars, have to wear clothes. Any robot who refuses to wear clothes will be escorted off campus or dismantled.

 

[kitsuneb]

240) Saotome Haruna is to report to Touko-sensei about proper use of her artifact. creating personlized Negi golems as escorts counts as not only an infraction of rule one but also child prostitution.

 

[zeebee1]

240a. After that Haruna is to report to her new probation officer.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

241) Can someone explain to the faculty HOW a bunch of Gillians has found their way on the campus' grounds?

 

[TmDagger]

241) Can someone explain to the faculty HOW a bunch of Gillians has found their way on the campus' grounds?

241a) 'They followed me home' is not good answer.

 

[zeebee1]

242. Misuse of magical artifacts, like hypnosis, will result in suspension of all magical abilities. Furthermore, an inquiry will be formed in case a pactio artifact is used.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

243) Rape is illegal, miss Tsukuyomi. And no, you can't keep mr Archer, in any shape or form. Even past incarnations like mr Shioru Emiya.

 

[zeebee1]

244. Proper grammar and capitalization is now required when adding to this list. Any rules disregarding this will be disregarded.

(Seriously, at least put some effort into it.)

 

[kitsuneb]

245) The artifact known as Chao Lingshen's Family Tree is to be treated as a restricted book and to placed in Ku Nel's personal library.

 

[zeebee1]

245a. The previous rule is redacted due to the lack of dangerous information. It is now on public display of an example of free will. And a reminder of what awaits those who try to abuse pactio privileges.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

246) Even if we can understand you, no one is allowed to summon a fictional character to bash him in front of the Mamoha's kindergarden.
246a) It's Gast?n from Disney' Beauty And The Beast? Ok, go on.

 

[kitsuneb]

247) Due to problems concerning such activities during such health classes, Sex Ed. will now be taught only by appropriate staff members. This means Touko-sensei and Shinzuna-sensei for Mahora.

247a) Said teachers are barred from any liquor when class 3-A's turn is up. We need you at your best ladies.

247b) For those new teachers wondering why many a 15 to 16 year old girls still need classes on that can be explained in five words: Saotome Haruna and Asakura Kazumi.

 

[zeebee1]

246b. Ignore that. We do not teach children that violence is an acceptable answer to anger.

247c. No, they cannot be assistant teachers for sex ed. If you want to be part of the solution don't become the problem.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

246b. Ignore that. We do not tech children that violence is an acceptable answer to anger.

246c) Yes, we can. Someone has gived them the connection Gast?n-is-the-Hunter-in-Bambi. Now they are crying. And Chachamaru is going berserker. Do your math, in the meantime the appropriate department will summon Gast?n and will give him to the UNtender cures of miss Karakuri. Because we want to contain the damage and the bill for the correlated repairs.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

[CANCELLED]

 

[zeebee1]

Make your math? Seriously, make your math?

Even if I ignore the double posting I have to wonder if you ever went to school. I'm leaning towards you being a bug on the internet. A low level bug with no spellcheck function.

If you are going to post spend more than half a second of thought.

As per rule 244 rule 246 is officially expunged from the record. - Priniple Konoe.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

Edited.
zeebee, what part of "I'm an Italian with limited acess of the English language and no spellceking on my pooor pc", many posts ago, you don't understand?

 

[Ura Mamoru]

Edited.
zeebee, what part of "I'm an Italian with limited acess of the English language and no spellceking on my pooor pc", many posts ago, you don't understand?

For reference, in English, the phrase is "do the math." And I think you wanted "the UNtender mercies of Miss Karakuri."

 

[zeebee1]

Do you want the logic on why your 'rule' wouldn't work even if you worded it right?

And not being fluent is no excuse. You writing is consistently terrible. It's the type of terrible that you can improve upon. And you have before, you just have to put in some effort.

 

[MWkillkenny84]

247) No mixing pactios and Puella Magis, period.