I'm starting this list, and I hope for a good contribution from you all.
1) After the Nth accident, it's now strictly forbidden to toy with unknow clock-shaped artifact.
1a) Fate, please, can you give back the Cassiopea to Chao Ling Shen?
2) Because of a report from the Panversal Chief Assosiation, all attempts to use magic to do paperwork are now forbidden. Even Dumbledore don'use his magic to do IT, what's give you the idea of you can do it? So, work and suffer as we all do.
3) No, only because she is a magical girl you can't employ Sakura Kinomoto into our forces. Not to mention Tomoyo Daidouji, Kami forbid it!
4) Liutenant Meioh, we would like to talk about your extra curricular activities regarding a certain Crystal Tokyo...
1) After the Nth accident, it's now strictly forbidden to toy with unknow clock-shaped artifact.
1a) Fate, please, can you give back the Cassiopea to Chao Ling Shen?
2) Because of a report from the Panversal Chief Assosiation, all attempts to use magic to do paperwork are now forbidden. Even Dumbledore don'use his magic to do IT, what's give you the idea of you can do it? So, work and suffer as we all do.
3) No, only because she is a magical girl you can't employ Sakura Kinomoto into our forces. Not to mention Tomoyo Daidouji, Kami forbid it!
4) Liutenant Meioh, we would like to talk about your extra curricular activities regarding a certain Crystal Tokyo...