Things Member of the TSAB are not allowed to do

Hoki

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Nanya said:
339b. I needed to see Shamal because of what happened. - YS
339c. So did I. - FTH
399d. Heh, it's not like that rule is going to stop me. - HY
399e. Testarossa's Sonic Form is kinky enough as it is. - Signum
399f. Wha...!? -FTH
399g. So is Subaru's and her sisters'- TL
399h. I know YOU like it, Tea~ ^_^ - SN
399i: Wha...!? Idiot! -TL
399j. Hey! I designed mine on purpose! - WN
 

GaelicDragon

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338d) Please remember we are talking about the Saint Hilde version. This rule does not cover Mr. Scrya's version of transformation magic.
 

MastaofBitches

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338e: You better not be encouraging what I think you are. - Yuuno
 

GaelicDragon

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338f: Why am I supposed to be a sad catgirl? -FTH
338g: Tanuki me for the WIN! - HY
 

Mega1987

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339: Hey, idiots! Make some more Fanfics about us! - Levi
339a: Why Levi's yelling at nearly everyone here in TFF? - Mega1987
339b: Coz' I taught her HOW to break the 4th wall, kiddo. - Deadpool
339c: YOU DID WHAT!? - OLY
339d: C'mon guys! Material Day's is slow on the updates. I wanna be a star of my own story! - Levi.
339e: -_-" Don't Ever Let Deadpool teach Levi anything.... *grabs Deadpool and tossed him to the nearest pool of hungry sharks.* - OLY
 

GaelicDragon

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339f: "Times like this, one pities the sharks" -Friendly, newly interdimensional Spiderman
 

Kireen

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340: We kindly ask Mr. Uribatake to refrain from flirting with every single female employer.
340a: You are married for god sake. CH.
340b: As if that stopped you from flirting with Carim. YS.
340c: Lies! CH.
340d: Or so you say. YS.
341: Mr Uribatake from now on is also forbidden from starting new projects while unsupervised.
341a: And what should I do now with the Arc-En-Ciel equipped Aestevalis?
341b: You did that and you didn't call me, I thought that there was something special between us. T_T. Shari.
 

jaredstar

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342: While she is working with us creating new devices and other technologies we ask that you refrain from asking Mrs Briefs to build you advanced training rooms (she gets enough of that from her husband)
 

bhl88

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343a: .... even if want to seal Lost Logia, you don't do so by groping breasts, Yuuno.
343b: It was an accident! - YS
343c: Nyahaha, I was just kidding Yuuno-kun! - NT
343d: And he liked it. - HY
343e: Were my breasts softer? - KF
343f: .... *fainted with a red face* - YS
343g: ..... Yuu-nii. Wake up~ - LR
 

MastaofBitches

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344: Chrono is no longer allowed anywhere near Yuuno's car.
 

Drakos

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345: GGG is ordered to decombine their battleships, and are forbidden from recombining them under ANY circumstances.
345a: Seriously, NOTHING needs THAT much killing! -CH
345b: Somebody's obviously never met the Z Master. -GS
345c: Even this Z Master couldn't be that bad... -NT
345d: We're willing to submit our combat logs to verify that the existence of the Goldion Crusher is, indeed, justified. -Kotaro Taiga, Gutsy Galaxy Guard Chief
 

Mega1987

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I've discovered Kancolle and Arpeggio...

and my mind gone loco into adding this.


346: Due to the discovery of the "Fleet of Fog" having Mental models and some of them joining TSAB... Fast battleship "Hyuuga" is not allowed to Bring her Ise-Class hull with her transport ship as there's not enough space to hold the said warship.
346a: Nor any of the FoF's Physical Bodies without good reason to bring it with them.
346b: Unless Yuuno Scrya wants to examine some WWII-era warship from Earth, although altered to fit the FoF's needs.
346c: I want Gunzou Chihaya to be my Captain no matter WHAT! - Takao-Class Heavy Cruiser "Takao"
346d: Iona-nee-SAMA!!!!!! *tries to (A-hem) "Examine" I-401 "Iona"'s body* - Ise-Class Battleship "Hyuuga"
346e: Hyuuga. *proceed to defend herself from Hyuuga's "Examination"* - I-401 "Iona"
346e: Due to the damaged done to the transport during transit. It was decided to transport the Blue Fleet aligned FoF one at the time to prevent any more damage to the transport ships.

347: Hayate's not allowed to go to Kancolle's dimension to have her very own fleet of Moe Anthropomorphism of WWII-era warship.
347a: Why not? I want to experience being a naval CO and to see how physically "fit" they are. fufufufufufuf. -HY
347b: *Giggles* I got no problem helping you out. - Takao-Class Heavy Cruiser "Atago" Kancolle ver.
347c: Imuto, please behave yourself in front of the guest. - Takao-Class Heavy Cruiser "Takao" Kancolle ver.
347d: They're both Bigger than OURS!!! - Takao-Class Heavy Cruiser "Atago" And "Takao" Arpeggio ver.
347e: Damn! Two boob monsters who's a lot more monstrous than the Boob monster herself. -VY
347f: Tell me about it... - Tone-Class Heavy Cruiser "Tone"
347g: Shut up! -SY
347h: Wow! They're Very "Fit".... Also Yamato, Musashi, Nagato, Mutsu, Fuso, Yamashiro and Bismarck are all quite well develop too. - HY
*cue the said Warships blushed.*
347i: Hayate, you got enough girls to flirt and grope around back at the base. - CH
 

lhklan

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348: TSAB personnels are to contact the IL in advance if they're planning to visit. ESPECIALLY if there's a Kancolle girl coming with them. Somehow the Abyssal Fleet - their enemy - appeared there and made it their home.
348a: What about Yuuno-kun? - Nanoha
348b: He's "handling" it. He's also "showing them the rope". Damn ferret. - CH
348c: Hey! - YS
349: No, the Combat Cyborgs cannot runs up wall. Or throw a Metal Gear. Stop asking that.
349a: Also, that was not incentive for you to try. Or to get an upgrade to do so.
349b: Awww... - Subaru, Nove
 

Mega1987

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350: Do please include the Ise-Class Battleship "Hyuuga" in the special scientist watchlist.... We got enough MAD scientist and those who got Mad tendency here already....
350a: Wait! What do you mean we're too late!? She and Briannia Diggers have modified the Super-Graviton canon into a Black Hole Cluster?
350b: The already installed it into Iona!? And it got the same effect as Shu Shirakawa's Graviton Cannon/Black Hole Cluster!?
350c: Shari, Mary AND Jail helped them in THAT project!? They made it as powerful as NEO-Granzon's!?
350d: I don't think my hull can handle the strain of the new cannon outside Ars Nova form. - I-401 "Iona"
350e: Nor the Ars Nova might not be able to handle the strain from THAT new Graviton Cannon either... -_-" - Takao-Class Heavy Cruiser "Takao"
350f: For Iona-Nee-sama, I'll do anything to make her the war goddess of the sea. The only thing we need is to upgrade her for extraterrestrial environment... Mwuhahahahahahahaha - Ise-Class Battleship "Hyuuga"
350g: We'll Help! - TASB R&D personnel.
350h: We're not going to let you modify "US" similar to that Spaceship Yamato after you're all done with her. - Yamato-Class Battleship "Yamato" and "Musashi" Kancolle ver.
350i: Even we got our own limits when it comes to this kind of things, Hyuuga. - Yamato-Class Battleship "Musashi" Arpeggio ver.
350j: Don't even try giving us Yamato-Class a Hotel suit. - Yamato-Class Battleship "Yamato" Arpeggio ver.
350k: You nearly retired as one, Yama-Chan! - Levi
 

GaelicDragon

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351: Who ever left the corn cobb pipe out by the ship-girls dorm is going to be severly punished
351a: Several of the girls saw that pipe and lost oil pressure.
 

Mega1987

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GaelicDragon said:
351: Who ever left the corn cobb pipe out by the ship-girls dorm is going to be severly punished
351a: Several of the girls saw that pipe and lost oil pressure.
351b: Sein! Wendy! HAYATE!!!! Stop it right this INSTANCE! - CH
351c: So.... How are we going to treat these Mental Models and Kanmusu again? - Shari
351d: Fufufufufufufu.... *A-HEM* Leave THAT to me. - Ise-Class Battleship "Hyuuga"
351e: I'll make sure my sister will it do properly. - Ise-Class Battleship "Ise"
351f: Be sure you do. - Kongou-Class Fast Battleship "Kongou"
 

Hoki

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352: Members of the R&D department are not, under any circumstances, allowed to gather life fibers to improve Barrier Jacket/Knight Armor strength. Life fibers have been confirmed to be sentient life forms and are dangerous when woven in bunches.
352a: B-But they would decrease mana consumption and... (long technobable speech): Mari
352b: Aww, and here I was looking at the new designs for everyone's suits *evil grin* : HY
 

Tennie

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(353.) From now on, Riot Force 6 is no longer allowed to make guest appearances on the UAW #97 television series called Mythbusters.
(353-A.) Nor are they allowed to make their own spinoff version of that show.

(354.) No, Cross Mirage is not a Noisy Cricket.
(354-A.) It is also not an Evoker, nor should it be used like one.

(355.) Following several bizarre incidents, the entire production of the Wonka chocolate company has been declared to be Lost Logia, and will be treated as such until further notice.
 

Nanya

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355A. Vivio, give Mr. Wonka back the Oompa Loompas. I don't care if they do think you're their goddess.
 

Tennie

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(355-B.) Upon further review, it has been decided that most of the Wonka products already in production are actually quite harmless and can be put back into circulation. The experimental stuff, however (e.g. the Exploding Candies, the Three-Course-Meal Gum, the Wonkavision, etc.), will remain classified as Lost Logia indefinitely.
(355-C.) Veruca Salt and Violet Beauregarde request that Hayate Yagami be expressly forbidden from cosplaying as either of them, especially since Hayate has a tendency to, quote, "overdo things," unquote.

(356.) No, Nanoha Takamachi and R. Lee Ermey are not related.
(356-A.) Nanoha is to never be shown the movie Full Metal Jacket or any individual clip/scene from that movie.
(356-B.) Wait, what do you mean by "too late"?...OH FU--

(357.) It should be pointed out that neither Teana Lanster nor Vice Granscenic shot John F. Kennedy.
(357-A.) Nor did either one shoot J.R.
 

MastaofBitches

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(358.) Prof. Yuuno Scrya's "Tea Parties", as of now, will be monitored by trained TSAB staff. We don't need the Chief Librarian disappearing for a month again. The books keep eating the Temps.
(358-B.) Rachel Alucard and Pram the Oracle are to be especially monitored, as they are the two most likely to take him without permission, even if they aren't the only two doing it.
 

Amaranth

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(359.) After visiting Karakura Town last Christmas, it is now strictly forbidden for Captain Nanoha Takamachi to ever attempt to tag team an enemy with Substitute Shinigami Ichigo Kurosaki. We're still paying that bill.

(359-B.) Let me guess, too late?

(360.) Due to reasons we cannot disclose, all TSAB personnel on duty are barred from visiting Galbadia, Trabia or Balamb Gardens.

(360-B.) This has nothing to do with Veyron! Or any overt witch hunts on administrated worlds gone wrong because of GF related memory loss, or Reinforce being UL-*hurk*

(360-C.) Hayate Yagami may not establish contact with any technology from the State of Esthar.

(360-D.) This goes for you as well Signum!

(361.) Any information on the whereabouts of Veyron of Huckebein is to be relayed to main HQ at Long Arch immediately! The President of Esthar and Balamb Garden are here and they're not happy! There. Now, WILL YOU STOP POINTING THAT GUN AND THOSE KATARS AT ME GUYS?!

(361-B.) We reserve the right to disclose any information about Veyron of Huckebein that may have arrived from Esthar and Balamb.
 
362: About the proposed Joint Operation between Riot Force 6, the Wolkenritter, The Lovely Angels (a.k.a. Dirty Pair) of WWWA, Space Hunter Samus Aran of Galactic Federation and sorceress Lina Inverse in the universal area of operation known as "The Domination of Draka", the Council answer is: ARE YOU INSANE? This is WAY beyond overkill!
362a: After examining a few report about past history and present activities of the posthuman society known as the Draka, and many sessions of psychotherapy, the Council final decision, by unanimous vote, is: The Joint Operation is APPROVED: Go AND DESTROY those @**#oles!
362b: The Ordo Hereticus of Imperium of Man is also offering support to punish those deviants.
362c: Suffer not the Draka to exist!
 

Amaranth

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363: Due to enforcing an strictly non interventionist policy, the TSAB no longer endorses this operation. Any rumors about "intimidation" from the Cornerian Military, Gotei 13 and Holy Britannian Empire are completely irrelevant... And fake...
 

lhklan

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MastaofBitches said:
(358.) Prof. Yuuno Scrya's "Tea Parties", as of now, will be monitored by trained TSAB staff. We don't need the Chief Librarian disappearing for a month again. The books keep eating the Temps.
(358-B.) Rachel Alucard and Pram the Oracle are to be especially monitored, as they are the two most likely to take him without permission, even if they aren't the only two doing it.
358-C: However, the monitoring will be done with radars and sensors only. No images or voice recordings allowed. The previous staff still haven't fully recovered from seeing his "friend".
358-D: ... Okay, how the hell did Vivio tag along with him? And why is she still sane?
358-E: ... Add Sieg to the above. Someone make sure that those two do not bring their friends along.
 
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