Nasuverse Things Shirou Emiya are not allowed to copy

elof

Well-Known Member
#1
1.) EA - we now it took you a long time to be able to copy it but NO,we do not need you and Gilgamesh destroying the world again to determine if a copy can be better than the original.


2.) Lament Configuration - heck this is not even a sword how were you able to copy it!!!! - Rin

3.) Gurenn Lagann.
 

Gullwhacker

Well-Known Member
#2
4) Lightbringer (FFXI). Last time someone who wasn't the true wielder tried drawing it, a city blew up. Preeeetty sure Emiya isn't the true wielder.
 

nixofcyzerra

Well-Known Member
#3
The Power Sword of Castle Greyskull.

"Look Emiya-kun, I realise that the strength and... impressive physique the sword gives you is helpful, but that outfit is just too distracting! Sakura won't stop drooling and giggling whenever you're around!!"

"Huh? Why would anybody find this outfit distracting? Berserker wears something really similar."

"Are you honestly telling me you have no idea why whenever you subdue the greatest hero of legend like he's an unruly child, you always end up being stared at by EVERY WOMAN IN THE DAMN NEIGHBOURHOOD?"

"Eh? You mean the students who signed up for my self-defence class?"

"...Who suggested you hold those classes again?"

"Ilya. Why?"

"...Never mind. Anyway, what about Fujimura-sensei?"

"Hey! She likes being Battle-Taiga!!"
 

Muramasa

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#4
Elucidator and Dark Repulser


Err... because they're computer rendered objects and... not really weapons?
 

zeebee1

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#5
8. Get rid of that copy of Slash Emperor before Gaia sends her pet dog.
 

sworded

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#6
9. Are t-t-those th-the Blades of Chaos?? RUUUUN AWAY!
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#7
10. Damnit Shirou, how did you manage to copy the Crystal World? Now we have a bunch of monkey-tailed humans running around!
 

KageX

Well-Known Member
#8
11.) Copying the Master Sword was a bad idea. We have to keep telling Link that just because there is another one that doesn't mean he gets to take a break. He is still the Chosen Hero afterall.

11b.) Wait you copied the Four Sword? Well Shirou that is quite interesting. I would like your help using it for ..... research. Rin

11c) Uh, Rin you are drooling like a starving dog looking at a bone. Are you feeling alright, do you want me to take you to the doctor's? Shirou

11d) MINE!!!! Dark Sakura
 
#10
12) The Yoshitsune Sword. I don't care how powerful it is; Gilgamesh keeps calling H4x, and while it was funny the first time it's gotten real annoying!
 

KageX

Well-Known Member
#11
13) While tracing Light Sabers was pretty damned cool, tracing the ones held by various Sith Lords such as Palpatine, Darth Bane, and the then Dark Lord Revan was probably not a good idea. As it turns out calling upon the "experience and skill" of such beings is a horrible horrible thing to do given how it effects the user.

13b) This goes for you to Archer, so stop tracing Vader's! Rin

13c) But as it is such an integral part of his Legend I get the ability to Force Choke people! How is doing this to Shinji not a good thing? Archer

13d) It was funny the first few times, but after doing it when he is eating lunch every day for a week it get's a little old. Rin

13e) Ignore her. Archer please continue, if you do so I will make it well worth your time and effort. Rider
 

elof

Well-Known Member
#12
13f) and what makes you think he will obey you instead of me her master -Rin
I'll show him that my A+ riding skills applies to anything that i can mount - Rider.
 

KageX

Well-Known Member
#13
14) Shirou put the Dragon Dagger down NOW!!!! Rin

14b) I did not mean give it to Illya!!!!! Rin
 

Jorlem

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#14
sworded said:
9. Are t-t-those th-the Blades of Chaos?? RUUUUN AWAY!
Are you referring to Stormbringer and Mournblade? If not, then

15(provisional)) Stormbringer, Mournblade, and all their brother swords.
 

kitsuneb

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#15
16) Shirou, I need to speak to you about a certain version of Excalibur that you traced. The delusional fool has forgotten that we are from the fifth century not the fourteenth. - Saber.
 
#16
17) No Shirou you will not in any circumstance try to trace Frostmourne, Shadowmourne or the Fangs of the Father, no matter how 'cool' they look like. - Extra!Rin.
 

bhl88

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#17
18) He may copy Laevantine.
Signum: I swear if you use Laevantine to cook, I'll burn you.
Shirou: Ha- Hmm? I can't seem to use the cartridges or its skills, it seems I only got the shape of the sword...
 

tasoli

Active Member
#18
Shirou you are not allowed to trace that perverted sword that calls itself Samehada. Rin!
 

seitora

Well-Known Member
#19
19) Shirou, how in the name of Alaya did you manage to trace Derflinger?!

Wait, never mind that, does that mean you will not die if you are killed?
 

Nanya

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#20
20: Shirou is forbidden to play Final Fantasy games from here on out. Having a real Buster Sword, Gunblade, Chicken Knife, Brave Blade and Blood Sword to help do Cosplay is just too much.
20 A: Archer, this applies to you as well.
20 B: So, does that mean I can't use Masamune? - Shirou
20 C: That sword is way too long, I prefer the Mastermune here. - Archer
20 D: Wasn't that game stupid though? - Rin
20 E: Who cares? I'm keeping this. - Archer
 

Rising Dragon

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#21
21) You're no longer allowed to trace Nietono no Shana, either. I do NOT want to have to put up with that flaming midget again. - Rin
21A) I told you not to trace it again! Now we got this... creepy... incestuous... demon couple bothering us! - Rin
 

Nanya

Well-Known Member
#22
22) Shirou and Archer are not allowed to go near the Sailor Senshi again. They went catatonic when they saw the Silence Glaive and the Space Sword.
 
#23
OTOH They went a little weird seeing Ea wich holds Truth (iirc it was because Shirou couldn't comprenhend it not only because of the materials from what it was made) so i doubt that they would go catatonic from seeing the Void and whatever the Space Sword represents OTOH it would be nice seeng what the Crystal sword is.
 

seitora

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#24
23) Minako Aino: "I, like, totally can't believe that Shirou, like, totally managed to trace the Holy Blade! That is so awesome! I can't even like, remember where I put the original, I haven't seen it since like, Act 12, and I was pretty sure that I didn't destroy it!"

I'm using Sailor Moon Abridged Mina's personality and pasting it onto the manga version of Venus. Yeah...and yeah, the Holy Blade kinda just disappeared from the manga, Venus didn't use it anymore after killing Beryl...
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#25
Hmmm...

- Demon Sword Soul Crusher

- Scepter of Domination

- Holy Sword of Falis

- Rune weaponry or Weaponry with AI's, like those of Nanoha universe.

- Lance of Longinus from Neon Genesis

- The 5 great weapons from Slayers, like Sword of Light

- The Lighthawk sword/sword of Tenchi from Tenchi Muyo (we do not need Shiro having access to the Quantum Vacumn)
 
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