Nasuverse Things Shirou Emiya are not allowed to copy

96) No longer allowed to trace Excalibur to win at Rock-Paper-Scissors
97) No more taking huge loans and then stabbing the banker with Rule Breaker
98) "Sword Rain" is not the answer to all of life's problems
99) The words "Dat Sword" are no longer allowed to leave my mouth
100) A Sword is NOT fine too!
 

Deathwings

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100a) Even if it can, in fact, take a human shape. A female one.
 

bhl88

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101) (with the only modifications from Hill of Swords)... Then, I shall resume killing all around me until my bloodstained hands hold the Holy Grail itself. Once I have the all-powerful artifact, I shall use it to force the Root of the World, the wellspring of all creation, to assume a sword in my presence. And then I'll copy it. Afterwards, I'll break the original and smash it to a rock and use the remains as a paperweight.
 

goldenarms

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102 - Not allowed to use the Sword of Totsuka on Berserker just to see if he can "get drunk for days."

103 - Chainsaw is NOT good, and I should refrain from trying to add it to EVERYTHING, especially the toothbrush.

104 - Not allowed to prank security guards at metal detectors by "removing" all metal objects from my person for the next thirty minutes.

105 - Nor am I allowed to proclaim my body is made of swords as a reason for refusal of being searched.

106 - I cannot screw the rules because I got money, nor can I Trace and sell solid gold swords to pawn shops in order to get said money.
 

elof

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106 a. This will allowed with 99% of the proceeds going to my favorite charity - Rin
 

bissek

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107) Not allowed to trace the Granasaber. It's not a sword. It's a spaceship that happens to be sword-shaped.
 

PCHeintz72

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bissek said:
107) Not allowed to trace the Granasaber. It's not a sword. It's a spaceship that happens to be sword-shaped.
Darn... I guess SwordBreaker (from Lost Universe) is out as well then...

Then again, I do not think he could duplicate Canal Volfield....
 

Mu-sensei

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108)Progressive Knifes are not to be traced on their original size! "It doesn't matter if its a 'knife' and not a sword! TOO BIG!"
108a) No matter how cheap they are, they're not meant to be dropped over enemies!
108b) Nor used as defensive walls.
 

Fellgrave

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110) No Vorpal swords. No matter how sharp they may be.
111) No Muramasa blades. Your own (kinda) arm psuedo-possessing you was enough trouble, let alone a sword with an actual demon in it.
112) No Tracing the Kusanagi no Tsurugi. It is a cultural treasure that should not have it's value diminished by being copied.
112, a) That stands for the other two parts of the Imperial Regalia as well.
113) The hell? I don't know how, nor do I care what you can do with it, but no Tracing Death's scythe. Even if you can bring back the dead and allow us to kill them over and over again. Actually... -Rin
114) Calling your penis your sword does not allow you to Trace it.
115) Turning your penis into a sword and then Tracing it... still no.
 

elof

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116) I don't care that you had to trace Voltron so that you can access the blazing sword, just no - Rin
116 a) You're just jealous because onnichan had me pilot the blue lion and not you - Ilya.
 

bhl88

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117) Shirou, you can't trace a gun even after someone calls it a "Sword" (looks at Tybalt's modern rendition of Romeo and Juliet).
 
118. Shirou is not allowed to trace Daedric weapons. We don't need the second coming of Mehrunes Dagon or Molag Bal. The only exception is Dawnbreaker.
 

KurokamiDG

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119. No Shirou, I don't care if he can turn into swords, you will not trace Baal or any of his extra bodies! -Rin
a. Nor will you use any of those copies to go into the Item World! Are you trying to get yourself killed?!
 
Can't believe nobody has brought up most of Dante's swords yet, particularly the most iconic one:

120) Alastor

Or what about Cyborg Ninja's & Raiden's

121) High Frequency Blade

Or

122) Citan Hyuuga's sword whose name I can't remember and am too lazy to look up. Rank 7 combos people!
 
123) Shirou is not allowed to trace Depore Magnasetia "The Everchanging Blade". Your harem is big enough already.
124) All Yugioh equip spells are restricted.
124a) Also, turning UBW into a field spell card is cheating.
125) You can't trace a God Arc. Those things will literaly devour all wielders but the one they were especificslly made for.
126) Tracing the Golden Sword Authority and Altering it forward your oponents is off limits. Your hax enough as it is.
126a) The exception to this is Kusanagi Godou. The look on his face as he is skewered by the only reason he's alive so far would be hilarious.
127) It doesn't matter how cool or usefull Sacred Gears are. The answer is no.
128) Don't trace cupids bow. Your BAR is already overkill.
129) Don't even THINK about tracing a Kaleidstick.
130) Don't trace the Dragon Balls. Not only are they not swords, but we've been through more than enough shit involving wishgranting devices as it is.
 

driesdecrock

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131)You are not allowed to trace Ex-Durandel
 

seitora

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132) Shirou, just because the Chrono Trigger saved one person from actual death doesn't mean you're allowed to trace it for another round of 'People die when they are killed'!
 

LazyLurker

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134) I don't care if it would help people see things your way, you are not going to trace and use Point Of View Gun from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy!!!
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxo3Jy3p8zo[/video]
 
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