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Revanant Dragoon

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So, everybody was chattin' about a fem!Gaara fic a while back, and I think I just figured out the perfect way how to set up a fic with her.

Now, canonically, the seals that were placed on Gaara to restrain the bijuu were applied while he was still in the womb. So I was figuring that either the seals interacting with the bijuu or the bijuu itself causes this...but the point is that Gaara is born androgynous. As in Gaara is an 'it' rather than a 'he' or 'she'.

Now Gaara goes through life without an identifiable gender. 'He's' identified as a male for two reasons. One, it solves a lot of potential problems. The second has to do with why Gaara's adrogynous in the first place. Due to either the demon's influence coupled with the seal, or just the demon, 'his' sex will be determined by 'his' dominance, so to speak.

Namely, when Gaara reaches the age 16, if 'he' has been unbeaten (as in no one beat 'him' within an inch of his life), he will become a male with the sex-drive from hell. HOWEVER, if Gaara is beaten within an inch of 'his' life, the seal will kick in, and Gaara will adapt to whoever whupped 'him', and bond with that person, only to kick into sexual overdrive at 16 (again--but this time only with the bonded person).

In other words, once Naruto thrashes Gaara, the seal reacts and the sand-nin (now a she) bonds with him. In other words, she won't have anyone but him.

So when Naruto returns from the training trip, something odd happens. On the eve of Sabaku no Gaara's sixteenth birthday, an envoy from Hidden Sand arrives, including the soon to be sixteen Gaara, who seems disturbingly interested in him.

Pity poor Naruto. For Gaara will have none.

:ph43r:

At least until she's got a bun in the oven.

:snigger:

So? Like it? Hate it? Want it? (NOTE: I am NOT doing this one! I've already got KR, ICARUS, and Endgame.)
 
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Cornuthaum

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Evil, EVIL MAN/WOMAN/TENTACLEBEING YOU ARE!

Almost as evil as GH for not writing out thte best ideas.

This promises untold pain (for Naruto) and laughter (the readers). This must be done. :D
 
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aledeth

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Cornuthaum said:
Evil, EVIL MAN/WOMAN/TENTACLEBEING YOU ARE!

Almost as evil as GH for not writing out thte best ideas.

This promises untold pain (for Naruto) and laughter (the readers). This must be done. :D
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Who says its gotta be so painful for Naruto? Seems like everyone here always wants to match Naruto up with a lady who's as likely to stab him as she is to kiss him.
I mean, sure he has the Kyuubi, but just because he can regenerate from anything (PTS doesn't exist!) doesn't mean that he enjoys getting hurt any more than you or I do.

Can't speak for those us that do enjoy that though... :unsure!:

But seriously, once you get past the delicious crack of the idea, there's a decent fic there if you felt like getting serious with it.

Crack or not, this idea is made of :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: and :yay: :yay: :yay:.
 
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Cornuthaum

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The Pink-haired Menace will clobber Naruto just because he gets laid before she gets her precious Saskay-kuuuuuun.

Thus the pain.

And Gaara-chan... who knows what s/he is into...
 
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bigbabidi

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Who says Sakura can't like Naruto also? Only then to lose him to Gaara! IMO, that'd be funny as hell.

Awesome idea, either way :yay:
 
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Cornuthaum

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bigbabidi said:
Who says Sakura can't like Naruto also? Only then to lose him to Gaara! IMO, that'd be funny as hell.

Awesome idea, either way :yay:
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I say.


That pink-Sasuke-haired and Sasuke ultraviolent Sasuke fangirl Sasuke is Sasuke obsessed Sasuke just Sasuke as Sasuke much Sasuke as Sasuke PTS-Naruto, Sasuke which Sasuke automatically Sasuke makes Sasuke her Sasuke fail Sasuke in Sasuke all Sasuke regards.
Sasuke

Any questions left why I don't like her?
 
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SirBino

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This is just a guess, but could it have something to do with her slavish devotion to Sasuke?

I kind of like the idea of Gaara being extremly submissive to Naruto, with regards to everything except the exsistance of the relationship. Of course, everyone else in her way faces the full wrath of a demon empowered ex-psychopath.
 
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bzzt3421

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Hmm, and here I thought it was due to her being a Yaoi fangirl.

Though I suppose a SasUKE obsession could be just as bad. :sisi:
 
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Echoside

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Give her one of them crazy possessive girlfriend attitudes when Naruto is around other women.
 
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Lord Raine

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Echoside said:
Give her one of them crazy possessive girlfriend attitudes when Naruto is around other women.
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You speak of it as if it is something one can swipe off a shelf at a general store.

'Get her one of them crazy possessive girlfriend attitudes when Naruto is around other women.
And snag some detergent while you're at it.'

This idea is made of win, and the fic should be posted at FF.net when done, just
so we can see the looks of horror and shock on the Yaoi fangirls faces when they
get halfway through the fic and realize that the pairing is hetero.

Pure win.

I want to see Hinata confront Garra for 'her Naruto-kun', only to have Garra say
they can have sex as long as she gets to watch.
 
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TerraBull

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I want to see Hinata confront Garra for 'her Naruto-kun', only to have Garra say they can have sex as long as she gets to watch.
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Reading this, for some disturbing reason, I thought of a scene involving sex on the beach, Fem! Garra being the vouyer and experiencing stuff with sand on them, or even cocooning them inside the ultimate defense with her? >:p
 
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dawnofwars

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#12
this story begs to be written and i know it's off topic but can anyone recomend a female garra story i've only read one and it's was written badly
 
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