Tracking Xander

[GaelicDragon]

A year after Xander leaves for Africa in search of unguided Slayers, the rest of the New Watcher's Council stumble across something interesting.

It's a website. One that tracks Xander as he travels across the African continent.

On this website are a few things:

1) A score card. Beings that he has dated or had relationships with (voluntary or not).
2) An internet support group for those who have "had" Xander and are trying to find him for another round (this could be either serious, or a joke)
3) Awards/Honors he has gained (citizenship or becoming a member of a tribe counts)
4) Known organizations trying to find/catch Xander (ie, CIA trying to find out what Xander has been doing (few are talking, or the agents don't believe what they are hearing)

What are the reaction of the old Scoobies over this summary of Xander's explotes (including the one's he didn't report about to the Council).

What's Xander's own reaction to finding this website (much later; it's more amusing if he doesn't know of its exsistance).

 

[Belgarion213]

This reminds me of a short fic I read a while ago. Basically Cordy was using some kind of demon Database and stumbled upon a second server or something (i've never watched ANGEL so have no real idea if its canon or not). Basically its some kind of television show for demons where they bemoan meeting Xander Harris. The Demons are terrified of Xander and regard the 'hero's of the show such as Angel, Buffy, Spike and Willow with little more than contempt. IIRC It had some master vampire giving a interview after they had been returned to Hell about how he was minding his own business when the 'hunter' aka Xander attacked and incapaciated his entire gang or something.

This seems to be a pretty cool idea. Maybe the webpage has a list of what major demons Xander has confronted/scared/killed? Giles boggling at the fact that 'insert demon here' was scared of by a mortal, let alone one that does not seem to have any super powers would be amusing.

Another joke category "How many communities have began to worship Xander". Willow boggling at the fact that a small group of human magic users are seemingly drawing magic from Xander as their god. (whether its really Xander and all the magic he has been hit by is letting him answer some prayers competly clueless or its really another god just using the amusingment value of impersonating Xander is up to you.

 

[Steel]

I remember that vaguely, Belg...linkie?

 

[Belgarion213]

Sorry I can't remember where I read it. I think it might have been on the dark XanderZone but I am not sure if that group is still up.