Next part is a go, bay-bee.
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"Are we done yet?"
Kurokawa sighed irritably at his partner's question, letting out a large cloud of cigaret smoke in the process. "Do we look like we're done yet fatass?"
"It's a rhetorical question jackass," Jiro grumbled as he coffed slightly. "You have heard of one of those haven't you?"
"I'm more surprised that you know what rhetorical means," Kurokawa retorted. "So what the hell are they doing in there anyway?"
"Shouldn't one of us go in there to find out?" Jiro asked.
"Are you volunteering, fatboy?" Kurokara asked, raising an eyebrow. "Well look at you, acting like a good little toadie."
"It's called doing your job, jerk." Jiro sighed as he grabbed the handle. "The sooner we're done, the sooner we're-"
"Hey, look!", Kurokawa remarked, his eyes looking behind Jiro. "They're coming out... Finally!"
"Finally he says," Jiro sighed as Ichigo and Uzume walked out of the store accompanied by Urahara. "I thought I was supposed to be impatient one."
"Oh you are," Kurokawa answered. "So I know your piggy ass is relived now."
"Whatever", Jiro grumbled and looked back at their charges. "God knows what they were doing in that dump".
"Don't know, and so long as they ain't making tracks outta Japan, I don't care." Kurokawa grumbled. "And look at that douche they're talking to. You know he ain't worth shit, so no chance of Number Ten being sold off to some competitor."
"At least this will save our asses, considering whatever happened. Thank God he knows a bunch of nobodies".
"Well he is a high school punk," Kurokawa grumbled. "Not like that Higa guy. Who the fuck is he gonna tell about all this anyway? He probably pissed his pants when the CEO called him."
Jiro shrugged, spirits lifting as the two seemed to be parting. "Ok, looks like we're off - ok what the hell now, man?", he groaned when the boy turned back to walk up to the haori endowed man.
"Chillax fat boy, he's probably just saying goodbye." Kurokara replied as he gave a sidewards glance at his partner. "The fuck you in such a rush for? Got a Host Girl waitin' on you or something?"
"What business is it of yours if I do?" Jiro grumbled.
"Oh wow, so you throw yer yen down the drain for something other than food?" Kurokara asked. "Well if that don't beat all!"
"How 'bout you shut the fuck up or I'll - WHOOAAAAAAAA!!!", Jiro shouted in shock, backing up.
Kurokawa tense as he shook off his ears nearly being ruptured and twisted to see what spooked his partner and reached into his jacket and paused. Outside the window was a stranger, wearing glasses and holding up some kind of... tray?
"Um", the figure grunted as he nodded to them and held up the tray higher to their driver's window as if in offering.
"C-can we help you?" Kurokara asked in an unsure tone.
The figure grunted again, gesturing to his tray.
"I think he wants to give us food," Jiro replied in a shaken tone.
"Big shock coming from the resident Purple People Eater over here," Kurokawa grumbled. Turning back to the be-specked man he replied, "Ah... no thanks. We're good."
"By all means", the figure grunted. "Please help yourself to some samples". The figure grunted and nodded again, the light glinting off of his glasses into the van.
"The fuck is with this guy?" Kurokara grumbled. Smiling hesitantly he responded, "Thanks, but no thanks. We're just waiting for someone."
"Um", the figure acknowledged. "If you wish, please do come inside. We have a wide variety of treats for sale". With that, he took a step back and turned to walk back to that shack he likely came out from.
Kurokawa watched as the man waked off with a cautious eye, sighing only when he was out of sights once more. "What the hell was that?"
"A man dedicated to his job?" Jiro asked.
Kurokawa's eyes narrowed as he noted that their targets were no longer in sight,"Or maybe a man dedicated to being a distraction."
"Come again?" Jiro asked.
"Let's go lard butt," Kurokara grumbled as he started up the engine. "The targets are on the move, and we got no clue where they went. So suit up loverboy, cuz we gots work to do," the irritable man said as he swung the vehicle out of their parking space and got back to work.
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Two Hours and Three Popped Veins Later...
Ichigo stood in silence as he watched his Sekirei bounce from one area of the shop they were in to another. In that time, he only moved to join her when it seemed like she would stay in one place for a little bit before moving on and repeated his actions after.
"Let's see... what else should we get?", Uzume said as she bent over to get a better look at the display with a finger to her lips and blinked in thought.
Ichigo fidgeted more than a little bit at his sekirei's words, his lips becoming a thin line and his brows furrowing all the more. "Uzume..." he finally muttered in a low voice as he shifted the growing number of bags in his hands. "We don't have all day you know. We've been shopping ever since we got here, and I still have some stuff to pack!" he bit out.
Uzume clasped her hands together in excitement, "Oh I know! I still haven't gotten them any shirts!"
"Did you even hear me, Uzume?" Ichigo muttered with a twitching eyebrow.
"Of course I did," she replied as straightened herself and turned to face him, her hair and a bit more bouncing as she did. She then giggled and moved up to snuggle against her ashikabi's chest. "It's fine, Ichigo."
A slight blush broke across Ichigo's nose, but his eyes were still furrowed and had a slight frown on his lips as he looked down at her, "It's fine huh? At this rate you're gonna buy out all of Karakura-cho. How are we going to transport all this anyway? For that matter, how the HELL are you paying for all this?"
"Silly! I can have the store ship some of the bigger stuff, and we can ask papa to mail the others back to Izumo. Please!" she begged in an adorable fashion batting her eyes and rubbing against him. It was completely shameless, very obvious, and unfortunately for Ichigo, an utterly frighteningly effective technique that he had no proper defense for yet. He covered his face as best he could with one hand and looked away from her, shaking his head.
"Fine, fine, fine we'll go to one more store, but then we've got to get ready to go!"
Uzume yelped in delight, kissed his cheek, then grabbed his arm and almost skipped towards the next store on her wounder tour of his home. Ichigo watched her with an almost bitter expression on his face. So agitated was he that he actively spent the rest of the time desperately trying to think of anything more interesting that he never really registered the black card Uzume had given to the surprised and increasingly helpful clerks who saw the face of said card.
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Not to far from the couple, Kurokawa groaned irritably as he wiped his brow. This was getting ridiculous. It had been about two hours since Number Ten and the Kurosaki kid had left that rinky dink shop and there was no end in sight to this shopping tour de force it seemed. They both had multiple bags of clothing and various goods from some of the stores Karakura-cho could offer, and it seemed like Number Ten was just getting started.
Goddamnit, he was too old for this shit.
His breast pocket gave a small vibration, and he growled as he reached in and plucked his cell phone. Opening the device and putting it to his ear, he grunted, "What now, lard ass?"
"Nice to see you haven't lost a step old man," Came Jiro's amused tone.
"Well I sure can't count on your fat ass to keep up with them can I?" he retorted. "It's a miracle we were able to find them so fast."
"And just who lost them for us in the first place?" Jiro asked. "If you don't like your job you can just retire you know."
"And loose out on all the sweet perks? Bite me you fat fuck," Kurokawa bit back. "Is there a point to this call? Or can I show you how a pro does his job, lardy boy?"
"Oh don't let me stop you, you glorious agent you," Jiro answered sarcastically. "Just make sure no old dudes stop to offer you samples."
Kurokara simply grunted as he hung up his phone. "Mouthy little asshole," he grumbled as he picked up his pace. It was time to be the pro again. He could kick that punk's ass when the job was done.
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Twenty minutes later...
"Are you satisfied now?" Ichigo asked in a gruff tone as he looked over at Uzume. Both were at a bench nearby the last store they were in and Ichigo had promptly sat to rest. As for Uzume she had sat next to him and curled up as best she could against him with a bit of a slightly embarrassed smile on her face. Most of what Uzume had purchased had been set on or nearby the bench, and thankfully for Ichigo's state of mind they hadn't piled up like he had seen in the anime that Yuzu liked to watch. Even so, it was still almost too much for both to carry, and he was thankful that he could move as best as he could with his share.
"I suppose I really did go overboard there." she replied sheepishly after a few contemplative moments.
"You think?" Ichigo replied.
"Kinda," Uzume replied before sighing. "It really has been nice out here. I never really thought much about leaving Teito and now doing so... I just couldn't contain myself anymore."
Ichigo blinked at her sudden shift in tone, turning his head slightly further to get a better look at her. It wasn't like her to act so solemn. He turned his head back to look forward, watching the cars and other people go about their way and thought for another moment as what could be the cause and spoke. "Is it really so much of a big of a deal that you left Teito?"
"Not yet," Uzume answered, and Ichigo blinked again at the unexpected answer. "If the game were further along I probably wouldn't be allowed to leave as we did."
Ichigo's brows furrowed as the meaning of her words escaped him. Not really understanding he offered, "Sorry if my dad made me get you into trouble."
Uzume smiled softly, reaching up to cup Ichigo's cheek, her eyes twinkling at the faint color that broke across his face. "Don't be. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. Outside of an hour or two, I've loved the time that I've been here."
"Is that so?" Ichigo asked softly, trying not to react at the surprisingly intimate and pleasurable feeling of her soft fingers gently stroking his face. "W-well good, I guess."
She giggled at his reaction, "That's another thing I gotta work on isn't it?"
"I wish you'd stop saying that," Ichigo grumbled. "It's gettin' oId and I don't need any 'work', y'know."
"Trust me, Ichigo, you do," Uzume smirked up at her ashikabi. She rose up from her seat, using her upward momentum to take another quick kiss from Ichigo's cheek. "But I promised papa I'd take care of you. And that's what I'm gonna do."
"'Papa' talks too damn much for his own good," he grumbled. "And stop doing that," he said as he stood up as well. "We're still in public, ok?"
"Nope," she smirked. "Don't wanna."
He pressed his lips into a thin line and looked ahead. "We do gotta get going though," he said after a moment. "We're already out a lot later than I wanted to be."
Uzume's head bowed slightly and she sighed as Ichigo didn't take her bait and planted her fists firmly against her hips. "So, so, sooooo much work to be done with you."
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Teito...
"Hey..." a voice sheepishly called out softly, but loud enough to be heard by her approaching friend.
Said friend silently walked up and looked at her blankly as she continued to hold her hand up in greeting. After a moment, the silent girl turned her head and nodded in the direction she signaled and began to walk off without saying a word, her ash blonde hair swaying as she turned.
Ikki gulped and pursed her lips as she jogged to catch up to the still silently walking Nanaha. After several minutes she couldn't quite take the silence anymore and spoke the first words that came to mind. "That was crazy right?"
Both continued to walk down the street, Ikki now side by side with Nanaha. Both were oblivious to the odd stares they were receiving from various pedestrians, bystanders and the occasional car due to the weaponry they carried. It had been three very long hours since the dine-and-dash from hell that saw the sisterly sekirei pair outrun an irate waitress, her supervisor and a beat cop all en route to their hotel room.
Never underestimate the resolve of restaurant staff...
Amazingly enough, it hadn't ended there. As Ikki had leaned back against the closed door to her hotel room and slid to the floor in embarrassment and mortification Nanaha had dutifully marched to her bed and began to pad around it and the lamp desk next to it. Finding her MBI card she calmly walked back to the door and with nary a look Ikki had scrambled out of the way and with mute astonishment watched her sister Sekirei go back out. Realizing what Nanaha was going to do she shamefully got up and went out to quietly follow her.
"Yes," Nanaha neutrally replied to her elder sister with a null look on her face. "Yes it was." She turned to Ikki as a frown now began to form on her features as her next words carried a more biting tone. "And just whose fault do you think that was?"
Ikki barely managed to contain a grimace. Nanaha rarely acted like this, and took all she had not to fall several steps further behind. With that, she said the first thing to come to mind. "Wait, you're still mad about that?" Ikki asked sweetly as she moved a step back with her hands raised and closed her eyes to look as innocent as possible.
No response.
"Oh come on now," Ikki said, taking the silence as a cue to continue and hoped to lighten the mood. "You got your training in, you took care of that bill for us and you determined that those people weren't our destined ashikabi. What's there to be upset about?"
Nanaha came to an abrupt halt and Ikki managed to come to halt just as she was about to overtake her, stumbling a bit before righting herself. Nanaha turned her head and looked at Ikki in askance and mouthed the words Ikki just said before actually voicing them. "What's there to be upset about?" Nanaha repeated with an incredulous tone. Her mouth stayed silently open for a second as her head shook slightly before speaking again. "There's plenty to be upset about!! You nearly made us criminals!! You got us banned from that restaurant!! And for what?!? For what reason can you justify this, Ikki?!?"
'Oh no...' Ikki internally bemoaned, a lot more worried now. 'She dropped the suffix. She is pissed.' For the next few seconds Ikki's mind rushed for anything that could that could help lighten the mood. 'I got it!!' Ikki smiled and put one hand to her hip in a pose and gave her sister a thumbs up as she replied, "I always wanted to dine and dash once!"
A pause.
Nanaha blinked a few times and when she stopped her eyebrow twitched before she turned forward and walked off again, leaving Ikki still stuck in her thumbs up pose. Sweat began to visibly form on her brow as she stayed in the pose for a few more seconds before rushing to catch up again, far more worried now. "I mean," Ikki said as she caught up grasping for anything to explain herself and break Nanaha's mood. "I always saw it on those TV movies we watched in our hotel rooms and thought it might be fun to try as well as a good excuse for some good training! So? Wasn't I right?" she gestured with her arms outstretched and away.
A vein began to form on Nanaha's head, "...Are you kidding me?" She then continued in an irritated tone. "Would you stop and think about these things before you act on them Ikki-neechan?" She groaned irritably, clutching her hair in frustration. "I mean I you don't worry about what others might think and you speak your mind with no fear, you were always looking out for me and Narashino and I love that about you neechan, but I keep telling you over and over that it's going to get you into trouble one day. Up until now you've always rushed into things without thinking them through, and at the moment we haven't run into much problems with that outside those two twins.
But this time Ikki-neechan, this time you went too far! You can't do this anymore! You gotta be more careful, dammit!! And now... now you managed to get us banned from a restaurant? How many times do you hear that happening? Let me help you with that, NONE!!!"
She stopped her rant as she looked at Ikki's miserable looking face as the girl slumped and looked downward."I... I really screwed up didn't I...?" she asked forlornly and looked up.
Nanaha sighed back at her and noted Ikki's damp eyes. "Yeah... but... but as bad as this was, it could always be worse.
Please Ikki-neechan next time think before you act. Or at the very least let me do the talking, ok?"
Ikki sniffed a bit and wiped her eyes with a wrist quickly before straightening and looking off to the side. "Hey now, aren't the elder sisters the ones to give out advice and keep the others out of trouble?"
Nanaha looked off in the direction that Ikki had and responded. "Yeah, but sometimes the little sisters gotta act on the things the elder ones don't see."
"I suppose you're right," Ikki sighed. "Sorry for making you a criminal, Nanaha-chan."
"Apology accepted," Nanaha replied as a small smile graced her lips. "I'm sorry for snapping at you like that. And heck, it was good exercise."
Ikki nodded, a relaxed smile on her face"I know right? Say what you will, but I know you lost some of your caboose during that chase."
A pause.
Nanaha's smile quickly faded, "Did you just say I have a big butt, Ikki?"
'Uh oh.' Ikki thought. 'Went and said the B-word. Thinkthinkthinkthinkthinkàbe honest! Honesty is the best policy!' She smiled brightly as she answered, "Of course I did! How else could you lose it silly?"
A vein popped on Nanaha's head, "...So you're saying I have a big butt?!"
Just as Ikki was about to turn around and elaborate on her reasoning her world suddenly rocked and shifted violently as it seemed her feet suddenly found themselves planted into the sky before twisting once more. Had she had enough time to talk aloud about it, she'd guess it was a car that suddenly slammed into her without warning, sending her spinning off into the air. It was about this time that the sidewalk suddenly popped up to say hello.
"àowwwwà" Ikki muttered.
Note to self #5,789: Don't ever bring up Nanaha's booty after a fight when you've got your back to her. See also Notes two hundred and fifty six through 5,788 inclusive on things that will set Nanaha-chan off.
Nanaha sighed as she walked away from the small Ikki sized crater, "Work in progress... work in progress." Her mind idly wondering when it was the little sister became the leader of the duo. "It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it right?"
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"I'll be downstairs, okay?"
"Sure, I'll be down in a bit."
"Okay," Uzume said and closed the door behind her.
Hearing his sekirei's retreating footsteps, Ichigo turned and took one last look at the nearly naked room. Most if not all the boxes he was going to ship to Izumo were downstairs. With what he and Uzume couldn't carry feasibly his father agreed to have them shipped later that day or the next. The room wasn't completely empty, his bed would still be there as well as his dressers. His desk though was already disassembled and boxed as was his chair, waiting downstairs with the other boxes. Many of his clothes still hung in his closet, but there was a noticeable gap now with what he decided to take.
On his bed was an unzipped carry bag for some last minute items as he double checked a few drawers for anything he had missed. Several pairs of socks and shoes were already put in, as were an old photo album and a few books to read as he settled into Izumo proper. Almost disappointed with not finding anything he walked to his bed to grab his bag and began to zip it up before stopping due to a bulge blocking the zipper.
Pulling the zipper back he raised an eyebrow at seeing some of the clothes he had remembered folding now loose and haphazardly placed as if they had been simply shoved into the pack. Not giving too much thought he reached in to pull them out when he heard a yelp from within and sighed. Pulling away he watched as the clothes seemingly moved on their own before a familiar brown and dark yellow lion plushie head popped up.
"Are we there yet?"
"Kon", Ichigo growled out.
"What!? We're still here? What are we waiting for?"
"Kon."
"I can't tell you how excited I am to finally getting out of this house! Haaah~ No more Bostov dress ups...", Kon said as he sighed in relief and slid further down into the pack again.
"You're not going, Kon."
"I see, I - what?!", Kon blurted, seeing Ichigo softly shake his head at him. "But, but why?"
"You know why. And I am not going to explain to the landlady and Uzume why there's a walking stuffed animal trying to peep on her."
"There's a landlady - I mean! Ichigo! You have to take me! You can't leave me here!"
"And who's gonna watch out for Yuzu?" he said almost wryly.
"Come on, Ichigo, that's no fun. And its not like that Jinta kid hasn't been watching her and all so she'll be ok."
"What?" Ichigo said, his eye almost twitching.
A stuffed paw came up to Kon's mouth. "Oh? You didn't know? That Jinta kid's had the hots for her for some time now. Too bad he seems to be half concentrated on being Karin's competition or something."
Ichigo's fist balled but paused soon afterward. If Karin was there then there's no way Jinta will do anything stupid. Taking a breath to calm himself he pointed away to his dresser. "Out."
"Please, Ichigo, don't leave me here."
"Kon, I can't take you. At least here you can be yourself around dad and Karin. If you come with me the landlady'll kill you".
"Better than wasting alone here! Ichigo~!"
"I'm sorry, Kon."
With that he grabbed Kon and pulled him out of his pack so he could set him on his dresser. As he pulled he felt a bit of resistance and instinctively pulled a bit harder. Kon came out but another rustling sound came forth. With the force he used to pull Kon away the object that was pulled along came out to bounce on the bed before falling off onto the floor with a thud and another rustling sound.
Ichigo blinked and walked to the other side of the bed and caught his breath. Lying on the ground face up was his substitute shinigami badge. 'What was that doing in there?' he wondered.
"You were not only going to forget about me, but you were going to forget about that as well!" Kon huffed. "So I put in there when I got in. Now put me back in Ichigo and let's go."
"Kon..."
"What?"
Sighing, Ichigo turned and placed Kon on the dresser before turning back to pick up his badge.
"Ichigo...?"
Bending down he grabbed the badge and stood. Still holding his badge up he looked at it. A little big bigger than his palm the badge was pentagonal in shape, pointed downward. A border outlined the badge, and within was a 'X' pattern with a stylized skull in the center with no jawbone. Connected at the top of the badge was a band of modest length to hold onto or wear around the neck.
'It's funny,' he thought as he gazed at the badge. 'I never gave it much thought after waking up from beating Aizen. Guess I forgot to give it back.' He turned the badge in his hand, his thumb idly rubbing the oddly smooth back before turning it back face up to him. 'It hasn't beeped once since then. Guess it doesn't work anymore'.
He turned and walked to the dresser where Kon was standing and pointing a paw at him.
"Ichigo, did you hear me? You can't leave me all alone!"
"You're not going to be alone, Kon", Ichigo said absentmindedly, his eyes still on his badge as he reached out to open the drawer. He opened the drawer and was about to lay the badge in there but paused, now almost unsure of what do do.
A soft padded fall broke him out of his thoughts as he lifted his head up to see Kon sitting with his back against the wall legs spread out and his little head facing downward.
"You could look like this was difficult, y'know," Kon said dejectedly. "You're in such a hurry to go off and forget about us in your new life."
"Kon," Ichigo said, a little softer.
"Its not like you've had much problems with that, and now you've got the perfect excuse to go off and forget everything."
Ichigo blinked as he looked at his badge again and felt again that stinging feeling of loss. Knowing that his friends had carried on while he waited alongside like a nobody. Not that he could feel it or anything but he knew. And he knew that his friends also knew but didn't say anything much.
"At least take it with you," Kon said tiredly, and Ichigo turned towards him to see Kon looking back. "A reminder of more exciting days, when we were both doing something better than being cooped up here."
Ichigo grimaced and mumbled softly before closing the drawer. Turning around he walked to his bed and pulled the bag towards him. 'A reminder. My reminder of what I did. My proof of my time as a shinigami. When I... When I could protect everyone.'
With that he put the badge inside, not caring to refold the clothes that Kon had messed up a bit earlier. Zipping it up he hefted the bag and holstered the strap on his shoulder. Satisfied he turned to the door and walked to it and paused as he gripped the doorknob.
"I'm sorry, Kon."
"I know," Kon's tired voice responded.
After a silent moment Kon spoke again.
"Goodbye, Ichigo. It was fun."
Suppressing the feeling of tightness in his stomach Ichigo replied. "Yeah. It was, wasn't it?" He sighed as he found himself surprised how much he agreed with Kon at that moment. With that he opened the door and turned for the last time.
"Goodbye Kon. Keep watch."
And with that, he closed the door behind him.
On the dresser top, Kon remained there, head turned down and unmoving and as and still as the plushie most people took him for. He had heard the fading footsteps of Ichigo going downstairs before they disappeared completely.
And with that, complete silence befell the room as the lone occupant noted how empty, dark and cool his surroundings now were.
And would be.
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